Random Factor, Like A Tractor...

Random factor, like a tractor...
by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'


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I met a couple of lesbians in Lanzarote last year. They were snorkelling for clams.

I was bitten by Jesus. God's honest tooth.

(do you like your now famous post up the top, lucky?)

Hail Mary a cab somebody. Bethlehem traffic can be a real dream.

New Tactor!

Was it John Deere? Watch you dont get it Massey Ferguson driving through the Ford!

I'll think I'll watch that new Spanish film tonight, Educating Conchita.

Golden Balls above the Barcelona skyline... ooh the imagery!

Seep: oozing livestock.

Woodstick....wo wo wo wo Woodstick... yea yea yea yea...
3 whole days of Peace and Love and Joy....

(thanks Benny!)

Ten pounds what, sir? Certainly not, sir!

What Sir? You want to go to Pick-a-Dilly? That's easy, Sir. See that big monument there, Sir?

Yes Sir, ...the Marble Arse... we'll you go through that then....

To be a true Cockney you have to have been born within the sound of Tommy Bowe's bellend.

I am as common as muck, very strong Co. Clare accent

Clare in Welsh means sh1tflies.

Thanks for that Glas.

It's spelt cler though, if that helps?

We are still sh1tflies though

Well, erm, there would be an awful lot of Poopie about without sh1tflies

Such a pleasent person you are Glas

..and a gentleman.

Modesty does not permit me to respond

Obviously

Mayo means Hellmans in Welsh.

How come in the movie "The Fy", Jeff Goldblum starts to act like a fly in every way EXCEPT eating Poopie?

eirebilly wrote:I am as common as muck, very strong Co. Clare accent

Yeah mate, but it's lovely muck from where Im standing. We all come from muck. End up as muck. We are muck.

Its how we carry that muck with us, through the madness and strife of Life - that really matters.

And Im not mucking around here either mucker.

Muck Rules

Where there's Muck there's Brass.

I am proud to be a muck savage

Where there's brass, there's Yorkshiremen.

And where's there's Yorkshiremen there's brass bands.

That's what I was getting at, Glas. Hilarious, wasn't it?

Why have i now got the tune to 'All creatures great and small' in my head

I dunno. Is it because you are from Six-mile-bridge?

Or, as we call it in the trade... 10km brug?

Ik weet het niet. Maar ik hou van u voor een of andere vreemde reden.

Us bog trotters prefer to keep the mile

And I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just for the craic, like.

You say that. You just say that... But no way do you mean it, you Welsh tart.

Its all lies. Lies I tell ya.

I'll prove it. I'll buy one of those measuring wheels.

"Ac fe glywn y whiparwil a llyffantod wrth y fil,
Mae arwyddion dymunol o'n blaenau, hoi!"

'You are now leaving Wrexham'

I have one you can borrow Lucky

Thanks, Billy. I'll walk over to get it now.

Why is Glas speaking in tongues?
I mean I like a bit of tongue and all. But. Come on!

Leaving Wrexham was the working title of that film, Leaving Las Vegas. There was going to be a sequel called Ruabon Welcomes Careful Drivers.

Its a bit more than six miles mate

11 km

Islamabad?

Well the Chinese think he's trouble.

Have you been in Dominica? No, I prefer a Sudan.

Thew flew to Rhosllanerchrugog

Ice cold in Mynachlog Ddu.

Big Trouble in Little Llanpumpsaint

It's blowing hard in Old Bar.

Northern Territory by Northwest.