Random Factor, Like A Tractor...

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Random factor, like a tractor...
by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'


Last post by luckless_pedestrian Today at 17:17

I met a couple of lesbians in Lanzarote last year. They were snorkelling for clams.

A Town Like Alice Springs.

You'll Never-Never Know if you Never-Never Go.... North West.

Kakadu.... oh Kaa-kaa-duu... your 4 wheel drive lights are shining on road kill in Ka-a-ka-duuuuuu!

Ayers Rock Cafe.

Dial M for Merthyr.

Kata Tjuta dreamin'....

Whats it like being you ?

Roses are red,
so is bacon,
rhymes are hard,
BACON!

Bacon forsaken because of the Kraken (which might awaken).

Who else is upset at globilisation?

My little community feels so under threat....

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:Bacon forsaken because of the Kraken (which might awaken).

Now you're just showing off....

I couldn't help myself!

Skin up for the Ulstermen...

That's ok, the tears have now dried up and I've stopped hiccuping.

May I recommend on the bacon front that you google "bacon flow chart" images, a top little 2 minute read if you've not seen it before

Pigs are delicious.

Damn those sexy, sexy pigs!

I like a bit of cow now and then, too.

I'm going for tertiary meats today.

Bacon sarnie for breakie, a lunch comprised of a variety of sushimi and I've got steak being cooked for me tonight!

Now if only I could find some kind of dessert made out of something avian I will have ticked every box

You could have an apple tern-over.

Ooooh, good one.

Or a goose-berry tart!

Lesser spotted dick.

Now you see......I was originally thinking of the genital / bird route (I think it's a road that goes from Streatham to Tooting Bec ) and all I could come up with was:

Pineapple Upside Down C*ck

Sounds like something from a porn zoo!

Is there such a thing as a porn zoo?

I have no idea but on a similar theme two days ago a girl who I have the odd sneaky 5 minute life-shortner (ciggie break) with round the back my office introduced me to something called "fart porn".

I haven't had the b*lls to look it up yet and in all honesty probably won't.

Got tricked once into looking up "blue waffle" (really don't if you have a delicate nature!!) and was mentally scarred for precisely 16.845 weeks

4 and 20 Blackbirds pie.

OF COURSE!

How did we miss that little gem?

I'm going to be travelling through the Ammanford area in August time on a road trip with a mate, I'll give you a wave out of the window as I drive through Glas

You won't be able to miss us, he had a bit of a mid-life crisis and bought himself a burgundy MX5 last year.....not the most hetro car in the world

Give us a shout. I'll take you to the Great Western.

Sounds like a plan Stan

What's wrong with the MX5?

Mi Non Capri?...

63 things Culchies love...


1 A nice bit of ham.
2 Buttered biscuits.
3 Diggin Holes.
4 Saying its too cold to snow
5 Pretending to know about The IRA.
6 Tayto Cheese & Onion
7 Pretending they're in The IRA.
8 A stretch in the evenings
9 Lucozade
10 Accordians
11 Pretending to like Holy Week.
12 A dinner dance
13 Gettin covered in muck.
14 Shania Twain.
15 Heifers
16 Spitting in their hands before doing anything manual
17 Steel toe caps.
18 A big bowl of carrots & parsnips.
19 Aetin sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA matches
20 Saying someones 'Opened a Book' on something.
21 Saying "The smell of fresh dung is good for you !".
22 Slice Your Own Loaf.
23 Work Clothes
24 A bottle a minerals.
25 Fightin'.
26 Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from being foundered
27 'De' Hurlin/Football.
28 Being overweight.
29 Women that look like heifers.
30 Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup a tae.
31 Drink driving.
32 Red diesel
33 The Fear of Change.
34 A nice bit of Barnbrack
35 Saying 'At the end of the day'
36 Building walls.
37 Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food
38 Pretending to like mass
39 Talking about Poopie like Flax and the Corncrake.
40 A good blackthorn walkin stick.
41 Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.
42 Mohammed Ali.
43 Machinery.
44 Strange uppy-downy walks.
45 A good read of Irelands Own.
46 Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead.
47 Scandal, as long as its about other people.
48 Turf, because central heatin's for weemin.
49 Soda farls.
50 Sponge 'n Custard
51 America, and anything to do with it.
52 Givin the dog the wildest baytins.
53 Givin the wife the wildest baytins.
54 The IRA.
55 Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle.
56 Wrecking the house whilst shteamin drunk
57 Club Orange
58 Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner
59 The Foot & Mouth.
60 Aetin' a big feed a shpuds.
61 TK Red Lemonade
62 Bottles of cold tea
63 Daniel O'Donnell

64 swearing

65. Talking about JFK

66 being over protective of their sister

67 Shagging sheep

68 wet land

69 John Deer

70. Giving people a clout because they don't know what a Culchie is.

Do i have to give you a clout Lucky?

Bet you can't reach!

Yehah! A round figure!

Like most Culchies.

Thank Culchie it's Friday!

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:What's wrong with the MX5?

Nothing wrong with the car itself, I used to borrow my Mother's one for lunatic spins in the countryside when they first came out back '89 / '90.

The problem is seeing a....I'm going to use the word 'portly' gent of advancing years pootling around in one that's - let's face the honest truth here - a shade of burgundy normally only seen adorning the lips and cheeks of over enthusiastic trainee nail technicians from Eastern Europe!!!!

I only reach around for sheep

I'd like a BMW M3 Coupe, please. Just in case the Micra breaks down.

Jeremy Hunt is a terrible... dancer.

Some people get road rage when people cut them up in traffic. I don't, I just stall in protest.

I googled culchie to avoid a clout....

Good man Breadvan

Good thing too, your not meant to cast a clout till May be out.