Random factor, like a tractor...

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat May 28, 2011 6:06 pm

First topic message reminder :

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'

* - an award I made up just now.

by Cari Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:15 pm

Gibson wrote:Gingerbread Man goes to the Doc with a sore willy...
Doc says: "So Ginger, you got a dose man, what have you been up to now?"
Ginger: "Ah Doc, what can I say, phhoking allsorts".

by Glas a du Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:12 am

Guess who's back...

by Gibson Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:59 am

You havin a laugh?

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:53 pm

Guess who's back? Erm... the Backstreet Boys? New Kids on the Block? T'Pau?

by Glas a du Thu Jul 14, 2011 6:13 pm

by Glas a du Thu Jul 14, 2011 6:16 pm

Back on the dole that is, which is ironic given their name.

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Jul 14, 2011 6:18 pm

The head louse is a good mother, choosing only clean hair in which to lay her eggs.

The woodlouse is a bad mother, going out on the (kitchen) tiles every night and curling up into a ball when her children try to wake her.

by Glas a du Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:02 pm

That's a lousy joke.

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:27 pm

That wasn't a joke, it was a fact. Like all peacocks are incontinent.

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Jul 14, 2011 9:12 pm

Front rows by any other name would smell of sweat.

by mr-bryns-attitude Fri Jul 15, 2011 7:17 am

the secret of success is to embrace failure.

by Glas a du Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:21 am

luckless_pedestrian wrote:That wasn't a joke, it was a fact. Like all peacocks are incontinent.

Subcontinent surely.

by PJHolybloke Fri Jul 15, 2011 9:28 am

Glas a du wrote:
luckless_pedestrian wrote:That wasn't a joke, it was a fact. Like all peacocks are incontinent.

Subcontinent surely.

Nah, seen 'em at Warwick Castle - Intercontinental?

by Gibson Fri Jul 15, 2011 9:38 am

Peacocks get around, stay in flash hotels and are generally movers and shakers. Got to admire that.

Someone has to control the pheasants.

by PJHolybloke Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:55 am

Pheasants or peasants Gibbo?

Phook me Patrick O'Brian was a savant and I'm in love with his phookin words.

God love him.

Stay th' t'psails and luff around, give 'em both broadsides Mr Goodridge!!!

by PJHolybloke Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:00 am

"Back the maintops'l a trifle Mr Goodridge"

Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

A' that Frenchies!

Au re-phookin-voir, n'est pas?

Beautiful, just beautiful.

Shakespeare was a wetter, sans doubt.

by PJHolybloke Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:06 am

Non omnia possumus omnes.

by Glas a du Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:38 am

Ingmar Bergman was a moody Kumquat

by PJHolybloke Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:49 am

Kumquats are under-rated IMHO.

Nice fruit.

Lychees suck bum, end of.

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jul 15, 2011 12:14 pm

Once you get past the raw sewage smell of Durians - they're quite a sweet & tasty fruit.

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri Jul 15, 2011 6:12 pm

Overload: a poem about a rugby ball.

by Glas a du Fri Jul 15, 2011 6:36 pm

My flight is true,
And tight of skin, I fly.
Happiest when I'm being abused,
The object of possession,
Obsession.
I am a tart.

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri Jul 15, 2011 7:25 pm

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

I like mine with a spliff... music

by Boyne Fri Jul 15, 2011 7:41 pm

luckless_pedestrian wrote: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

I like mine with a spliff...

by Glas a du Sat Jul 16, 2011 12:19 am

"...I really can't stay

but honey it's cold outside

OK drop your keks and let's go for it..." music

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat Jul 16, 2011 12:43 am

And here's Cliff Richard with his new single, 'My Knob has Fallen Off.'

by Glas a du Sat Jul 16, 2011 1:21 am

"...It takes two baby,
It takes two baby,
Just me and your sister..." music

by Gibson Sat Jul 16, 2011 1:45 am

I was looking back to see
If you were looking back to see
If I was looking back to see
If you were looking back at me.
music

Get over yer paranoia already man.

by Glas a du Sat Jul 16, 2011 2:32 am

"...You say goodbye and I say hello,
hello, hello, I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello..." music

She's saying goodbye because your are a delusional stalker.

by Glas a du Sat Jul 16, 2011 3:33 am

"...I consider it a challenge before all of the human race
That I would never lose

does he need to go on and on and on and on!..." music

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat Jul 16, 2011 3:39 am

Head, shoulders, knees and toes,
Knees and toes... music

Sometimes I miss being a cannibal.

by Glas a du Sat Jul 16, 2011 8:47 am

Alas Watson all is not what it seems. Observe this singular hair on this floor. It is ginger. Yet the cat of this household, whilst doubtless an excellent mouser, is a tabby. How do we solve this conundrum?

ask the owner if they have another cat?

Oh Watson, really, can you not see? The Master of the house has a Mistress.

remarkable Holmes! how did you deduce that?

The Lady of the House is blonde. This being Victorian England, it is a safe assumption that her collars and cuffs match and that she is not, to use the vernacular, a shaven raven. Also, with the assistance of two carefully and precisely placed mirrors, I can train my telescope to the fireside rug from my bedroom and have seen him banging her on a regular basis..."

by mr-bryns-attitude Sat Jul 16, 2011 8:52 am

you see everything but observe nothing dear watson.

by Cari Sat Jul 16, 2011 8:53 am

”Hey you! Don't push, just wait your turn!" said the bouncer to the woman with the carpet burns.

by Gibson Sat Jul 16, 2011 11:55 am

Yeah... you say that. But I ruined a perfect set of seamed-nylons.

by **Pal Joey** Sat Jul 16, 2011 2:30 pm

Think I'm losing it.

Just tried to open the back door using the 'door open' button on my car keys.

Doh

by Glas a du Sat Jul 16, 2011 5:34 pm

Does the timing of post also suggest you're falling apart?

by **Pal Joey** Sat Jul 16, 2011 5:52 pm

Glas a du wrote:Does the timing of post also suggest you're falling apart?

Que? I'm GMT +10:00. Is that what you mean, glas?

It happened to me this morning...this 'getting ahead of myself' thing. Run

by Cari Sun Jul 17, 2011 5:50 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzHLTy33qWM

by Glas a du Sun Jul 17, 2011 7:35 am

Linebreaker wrote:
Glas a du wrote:Does the timing of post also suggest you're falling apart?

Que? I'm GMT +10:00. Is that what you mean, glas?

It happened to me this morning...this 'getting ahead of myself' thing.

How the Flip was I supposed to know that!

by Glas a du Sun Jul 17, 2011 8:35 am

"...Fi ddim eisiau mynd i'r Disco
mewn crysau t a jins o Tesco,
Yn yr ysgol, yn y gampfa,
Fi yw'r un sydd heb Adidas,
ffaelu forddio mynd mas
wastad ar y tu fas
wastad ar y tu fas..." music

by WillyGilly Sun Jul 17, 2011 8:54 am

Glas a du wrote:
Linebreaker wrote:
Glas a du wrote:Does the timing of post also suggest you're falling apart?

Que? I'm GMT +10:00. Is that what you mean, glas?

It happened to me this morning...this 'getting ahead of myself' thing.

How the Flip was I supposed to know that!

He does have his location listed as 'Sydney'. I, like Holmes, observe everything...

by **Pal Joey** Sun Jul 17, 2011 11:20 am

If I were in Nova Scotia he might have a point Willy.

See... now you guys are all asleep - it's morning here. 4 hours to Wallabies-Samoa match.

Random Factor - No road kill outside my place this morning. The possums had a late night watching the Tour de France... and sleep in on Sundays.

by Glas a du Sun Jul 17, 2011 11:51 pm

I take it the Wallabies thumped Samoa.

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:12 am

What planet are you on Glas? Laugh

We got thumped nice and tidily mate... and it's a kind of liberating feeling (as you'd know all too well)

Please feel welcome to tune in again next week!

by Glas a du Mon Jul 18, 2011 1:22 am

(For every hook there's a worm)

Hmmm?

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jul 18, 2011 1:25 am

I thought Hook was injured or dropped due to lack of form?

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon Jul 18, 2011 3:44 am

James Hook's dad is Dr Hook. His uncle on his mother's side is Dr Faustus.

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon Jul 18, 2011 7:49 pm

Your mother sucks kecks in Hull!

by Cari Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:04 am

Bees smell.

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