Random Factor... Like A Tractor

by **Pal Joey** Sun 11 Dec 2011, 12:05 pm

First topic message reminder :

Random factor, like a tractor...
by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'

by Glas a du Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:23 am

Tracy?

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 20 Dec 2011, 1:19 pm

At the centre of a sharon fruit is a sharon stone.

by dogtooth Tue 20 Dec 2011, 1:36 pm

by dogtooth Tue 20 Dec 2011, 1:46 pm

a couple of fruits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfeyUGZt8nk

by Glas a du Tue 20 Dec 2011, 11:40 pm

Glo-oooooo-oooooo-ooooooo-ria, Suzanna in a shell suit music

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by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 21 Dec 2011, 7:26 am

Lo, he abhors not the Virgin train... music

by Glas a du Wed 21 Dec 2011, 7:41 am

once with Roy in David's mini... music

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:00 am

Violent fight over a kite... music

by Glas a du Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:05 am

pongy infant asleep in a jar music

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:10 am

Santa Claus is bumming a clown... music

by Glas a du Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:16 am

in the bleak mid England... music

by **George Carlin** Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:26 am

I went to a bookshop and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?'
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:50 am

I used to go out with that saleswoman.

music

I bought some chips and drank some gin,
I'm p!ssed okay, I'm p!ssed okay... music

by dogtooth Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:01 am

dashing through the snow, with a loan shark i cant pay
screaming as we go, fighting all the way.
dwarfs with static cling, itching for a fight
oh what fun to freebase coke on a broken one wheeled bike music

by Glas a du Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:53 am

Glas a du wrote: Glo-oooooo-oooooo-ooooooo-ria, Sue's taken off her shell suit

by XR Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:56 am

I had a chat with a massage therapist the other day and she told me she had just won the euro millions.

I said 'Don't rub it in!'

by Breadvan Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:10 pm

Come on buds, drinks my suds, into a world of pure inebriation music

by Glas a du Thu 22 Dec 2011, 8:02 am

tinsel ar y goeden, sweden yn y nen music

by **Pal Joey** Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:20 am

tinsel is golden, so is Sweden

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:27 am

Big bong, merrily, I'm high... music

by Glas a du Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:07 pm

God rest you fat Kumquat... music

by **Pal Joey** Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:06 pm

Hark the hairy angels sing... glory to the new born thing music

by dogtooth Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:25 pm

lurkorice

by SubsBench Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:04 am

luckless_pedestrian wrote: Big bong, merrily, I'm high...

. . . The police sirens are ringing music

by Glas a du Fri 23 Dec 2011, 7:44 am

SubsBench wrote:
luckless_pedestrian wrote: Big bong, merrily, I'm high...

. . . The police sirens are ringing

Big bong, merrily, I'm high...

With my homies I am chillin music

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 23 Dec 2011, 8:02 am

And on the stereo, anything by Spliff Richard.

by Glas a du Fri 23 Dec 2011, 8:06 am

Or Roger Spliffaker

Whistle

"wet fur my daddy's hole
Wet fur my daddy's hole
There's whisky in the bar..."

by Gatts Fri 23 Dec 2011, 8:08 am

Poontang

by Glas a du Fri 23 Dec 2011, 8:10 am

Or the thin spliffy version

"buy whisky with your giro"

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 23 Dec 2011, 8:16 am

O rollie night... music

by Glas a du Fri 23 Dec 2011, 8:25 am

fall on your knees
Inhale, the ganja pleases... music

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 23 Dec 2011, 9:00 am

And for nibbles, smackadamia nuts.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 23 Dec 2011, 10:10 am

pass the donkey to the left hand guide... music

by PenfroPete Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:53 am

Silent night holy night
All is calm, all is bright
Round John Virgin mother and child music

by **Pal Joey** Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:48 pm

Fake Christmas tree, Fake Christmas tree,
Your fake plastic branches delight us! music

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 23 Dec 2011, 4:51 pm

Remember that Christmas-obsessed Speaker of the House, Baubles Mick?

by Glas a du Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:11 am

(not so) silent night
Head feels like sh1te
How much wine?
As we dined?
Round yon (not quite) virgin
With the low cut dress
It wasn't low at all on her legs
Is there a chance of some peace?
Chances remote at the least music

by **Pal Joey** Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:22 am

oh-oh hidings of ku-um-quat and soy... music

by Glas a du Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:32 am

HIDE THE SAUSAGE! Yahoo

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by **Pal Joey** Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:50 am

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by Glas a du Sat 24 Dec 2011, 6:59 pm

gloooooo-ooooooo-oooooooo-ria in our Chelseys mondeo music

by Glas a du Thu 29 Dec 2011, 7:45 am

Felix Lighter
Let me tell you how it is
Let me tell you how it really is
He's better than James Bond... music

by Breadvan Mon 02 Jan 2012, 12:00 pm

Ok, everyone got beat up but......you (points finger)...................its your fault.

by Glas a du Mon 02 Jan 2012, 12:40 pm

"now you're a big man but you're our if shape, it's a job for me"

by Glas a du Mon 02 Jan 2012, 6:58 pm

Macha Pacha is gay

Upsy Daisy is a slag

The Tombliboos are nymphomaniacs

Iggle Piggle is bipolar.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 02 Jan 2012, 10:27 pm

(It's all too much for a young developing mind. Too clever for my liking)

The Muppets are a very unruly lot at times.

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 03 Jan 2012, 11:38 am

We are Turkish Airlines, we are globally yours.

by Glas a du Tue 03 Jan 2012, 11:59 am

Linebreaker wrote:(It's all too much for a young developing mind. Too clever for my liking)

The Muppets are a very unruly lot at times.

Plenty in the Muppets for adults being forced to watch though.

As an architect what In the Night Garden do mucking about with perspective must drive you bonkers.

by **Pal Joey** Tue 03 Jan 2012, 12:10 pm

Spooky stuff. It puts the imagery in Alice In Wonderland to shame...

by Glas a du Tue 03 Jan 2012, 12:18 pm

is that the blue version?

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