The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 1:32 pm

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Pal Joey** Sun 02 Sep 2012, 11:18 am

The rat took a little nibble,

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 02 Sep 2012, 1:29 pm

The rat took a little nibble
Or slightly more if you wanted to quibble

by **Pal Joey** Sun 02 Sep 2012, 1:34 pm

The rat took a little nibble
Or slightly more if you wanted to quibble
All seemed OK so he took another bite

by **Kenny** Sun 02 Sep 2012, 4:35 pm

The rat took a little nibble
Or slightly more if you wanted to quibble
All seemed OK so he took another bite
But what of just wasn't right !

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 02 Sep 2012, 5:01 pm

The rat took a little nibble
Or slightly more if you wanted to quibble
All seemed OK so he took another bite
But what of just wasn't right !
He'd bit off the d1ck of Officer Dibble

by **Pal Joey** Mon 03 Sep 2012, 11:07 am

That last one was all my fault

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 03 Sep 2012, 11:14 am

That last one was all my fault
You should be locked up in a vault

by **Pal Joey** Mon 03 Sep 2012, 11:25 am

That last one was all my fault
You should be locked up in a vault
For at least 30 days

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 03 Sep 2012, 11:29 am

That last one was all my fault
You should be locked up in a vault
For at least 30 days
Til you mend your ways

by **Pal Joey** Mon 03 Sep 2012, 11:40 am

That last one was all my fault
You should be locked up in a vault
For at least 30 days
Til you mend your ways
Do you prefer one in Fort Knox or Hainaut?

by Guest Mon 03 Sep 2012, 9:06 pm

Hiya people, whats happening there?

by **Pal Joey** Mon 03 Sep 2012, 10:55 pm

Hiya people, whats happening there?
Nothing much Freek - that's patently clear

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 04 Sep 2012, 8:56 am

Hiya people, whats happening there?
Nothing much Freek - that's patently clear
No clever pentameter

by **Pal Joey** Tue 04 Sep 2012, 9:18 am

Hiya people, whats happening there?
Nothing much Freek - that's patently clear
No clever pentameter
Nor dactylic hexameter

by President Trump Tue 04 Sep 2012, 9:20 am

Hiya people, whats happening there?
Nothing much Freek - that's patently clear
No clever pentameter
Nor dactylic hexameter
I could write another one but I just dont care

by tigertattie Tue 04 Sep 2012, 9:42 am

it is known that I'm rather fond of oranges

by **Pal Joey** Tue 04 Sep 2012, 9:46 am

it is known that I'm rather fond of oranges
but not those orange-flavoured lozenges

by **Galted** Tue 04 Sep 2012, 10:03 am

it is known that I'm rather fond of oranges
but not those orange-flavoured lozenges
I don't mind if they're purple

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 04 Sep 2012, 10:14 am

it is known that I'm rather fond of oranges
but not those orange-flavoured lozenges
I don't mind if they're purple
Although they do make me burp-le

by **Galted** Tue 04 Sep 2012, 10:46 am

it is known that I'm rather fond of oranges
but not those orange-flavoured lozenges
I don't mind if they're purple
Although they do make me burp-le
so I sometimes inject them with syringes

by **Pal Joey** Tue 04 Sep 2012, 12:20 pm

Wheelchair basketball girls are ruthless

by **Galted** Tue 04 Sep 2012, 12:31 pm

Wheelchair basketball girls are ruthless
the only prozzies I can afford are toothless

by **Pal Joey** Tue 04 Sep 2012, 12:32 pm

Wheelchair basketball girls are ruthless
the only prozzies I can afford are toothless Laugh

So like a greenie chained to a tree

by **Galted** Tue 04 Sep 2012, 1:26 pm

Wheelchair basketball girls are ruthless
the only prozzies I can afford are toothless
So like a greenie chained to a tree
I screech nonsensically

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 04 Sep 2012, 4:39 pm

Wheelchair basketball girls are ruthless
the only prozzies I can afford are toothless
So like a greenie chained to a tree
I screech nonsensically
Shouting "Galted is telling the truth, yes!"

by **Galted** Tue 04 Sep 2012, 5:13 pm

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 05 Sep 2012, 11:08 am

Last Saturday night I got drunk

by **Pal Joey** Wed 05 Sep 2012, 11:35 am

Last Saturday night I got drunk
And ended up in bed with a skunk

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 05 Sep 2012, 11:46 am

Last Saturday night I got drunk
And ended up in bed with a skunk
It smelt kind of bad

by **Pal Joey** Wed 05 Sep 2012, 12:06 pm

Last Saturday night I got drunk
And ended up in bed with a skunk
It smelt kind of bad
But the sex wasn't too bad

by nadeem2099 Wed 05 Sep 2012, 1:01 pm

Last Saturday night I got drunk
And ended up in bed with a skunk
It smelt kind of bad
But the sex wasn't too bad
Even better than the time you did it with a Monk?

by **Pal Joey** Wed 05 Sep 2012, 1:04 pm

On Sunday I got a little less drunk

by nadeem2099 Wed 05 Sep 2012, 1:16 pm

On Sunday I got a little less drunk
And got into a fight with a punk

by **Pal Joey** Wed 05 Sep 2012, 1:19 pm

On Sunday I got a little less drunk
And got into a fight with a punk
I grabbed him by his chain

by nadeem2099 Wed 05 Sep 2012, 1:26 pm

On Sunday I got a little less drunk
And got into a fight with a punk
I grabbed him by his chain
And started stabbing him in his brain

by **Pal Joey** Wed 05 Sep 2012, 1:28 pm

On Sunday I got a little less drunk
And got into a fight with a punk
I grabbed him by his chain
And started stabbing him in his brain
And a squirrel ran off with a chunk.

by President Trump Wed 05 Sep 2012, 1:28 pm

On Sunday I got a little less drunk
And got into a fight with a punk
I grabbed him by his chain
And started stabbing him in his brain
before kicking him in his man trunk

by nadeem2099 Wed 05 Sep 2012, 1:33 pm

His girlfriend was very sad

by President Trump Wed 05 Sep 2012, 1:34 pm

His girlfriend was very sad
Because her boyfriend was also her dad

by nadeem2099 Wed 05 Sep 2012, 1:42 pm

His girlfriend was very sad
Because her boyfriend was also her dad
They had a couple of 3 eyed kids

by **Pal Joey** Wed 05 Sep 2012, 1:45 pm

His girlfriend was very sad
Because her boyfriend was also her dad
They had a couple of 3 eyed kids
Who resembled garbage bin lids

by President Trump Wed 05 Sep 2012, 2:53 pm

His girlfriend was very sad
Because her boyfriend was also her dad
They had a couple of 3 eyed kids
Who resembled garbage bin lids
and who all were completly mad

by Guest Wed 05 Sep 2012, 3:37 pm

I've just spat my drink on my table

by President Trump Wed 05 Sep 2012, 3:39 pm

I've just spat my drink on my table
to stop laughing I can seem to be able

by Guest Wed 05 Sep 2012, 4:21 pm

I've just spat my drink on my table
to stop laughing I can seem to be able
The tears just stream

by **Pal Joey** Thu 06 Sep 2012, 12:18 am

I've just spat my drink on my table
to stop laughing I can seem to be able
The tears just stream
and my bowels do seem

by **Galted** Thu 06 Sep 2012, 9:15 am

I've just spat my drink on my table
to stop laughing I can seem to be able
The tears just stream
and my bowels do seem
ready to clear themselves over Aunt Mabel

by **Pal Joey** Thu 06 Sep 2012, 9:26 am

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 06 Sep 2012, 9:56 am

Spooky - I was going to use 'Aunt Mabel' at the end!

My Aunt Mabel's a bit of a hottie

by **Galted** Thu 06 Sep 2012, 10:51 am

My Aunt Mabel's a bit of a hottie
but I still use her as a potty

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