Euro Division Homepage XXXII

by **Hero** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 2:54 pm

First topic message reminder :

606V2 EURODivision

Announcements

Countries for Reboot

Zidane - Italy
Russell - Germany
Treble - Germany
Marky - Spain
Nadeem - England
Olly - Italy
Hero - Spain
Gregers - Spain
Fernando - England
Sodhat - Italy
Twist - Germany
Viva - England
Afro - Italy
Bull - Germany
New Player - Spain
Tooze - England

Here’s how it basically works.
You have a budget of 100m to purchase a squad with the following stipulations:

1. You MUST have a minimum of 6 players from the country designated to you.
2. You MUST have a minimum of 3 players that were born on or after 1st October 1991.
3. You CANNOT go over the squad limit of 25.

To buy your squad then you must make sealed bids for the players. How this works is that you check the value of the players on TM, the MINIMUM cost is what their value is on there, but you can bid more than that as others may wish to buy that player. The maximum value of a player that you can bid for is £12m although may wish to bid more than that in order to acquire him.
So for example;
Bull places a sealed bid of 875k for Paul Scholes as that is the TM value.
Viva places a sealed bid of 1m for Scholes as he thinks others may be bidding for him.

Viva therefore wins.

ALL squads are PM’d to myself and a designated neutral party (to ensure fairplay I will send my squad list first so it cannot be said I’ve gazumped anyone). I then reveal who has got which player in the first draft.
We continue the process until everyone has then spent up and we move onto the Star Player bid which works under the same principle although you have a budget of 25m + whatever remained from your normal bids for ONE player who has a value up to 25m

Clarification: Betting players or money between 2 clubs is strictly prohibited

Sign up now for the Euro Division Telegraph Fantasy Football League!

Participants: Olly, T5J, Twi5t, 5odhat, Ru55, Nando, Marky (if we spoon feed him), Greger5

Telegraph League Details:
606v2 Euro Division
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Everyone in Premier League (who votes on Championship) send their results to:
Hero

Everyone in Championship (who votes on Premier League) send their results to:
Olly

To Qualify for the £2M Bonus, teams need to post their tactics by Midnight on Wednesday and PM their results by Midnight on Friday

Premier League

Real Ale Sociedad - TwisT

Tactics

The London Silly Nannies - Sodhat

Injuries

AC ALittleSilhouetteoOfAMan (AC ALSOAM) - Marky

Lawyers

Viva City - VivaPaulScholes

Fixtures

Athletico Bilbao Baggins FC - Hero

Results

Jacamos United - The Special Juan

Table

Hangover 69 - Gregers

Treble's Revenge - onlytreblewinners

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Championship

Holton FC - Olly

Tactics

Barearselona - Fernando

Injuries

Real NADrid©®™ V2 - Nadeem

Lawyers

Substandard Liege - Afro

Fixtures

Neymar FC - cherriesfan

Results

Go Ahead Eagles - Russell_Elmo

Table

Gotham City Rovers - TheBrahmaBull

City Of Norwich FC - ncfc_Tooze

by Beer Thu 27 Sep 2012, 3:50 pm

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
Yeah, he was a real douchebag. D'ya know, I reckon he might well have been a closet Arsenal fan too....
Who did he support?

Massive Liverpool fan.

by FIFA Diva Thu 27 Sep 2012, 3:51 pm

What about the time Nick left his Spurs team because he couldn't take it anymore or the issue he had with Coentrao not being able to defend even though he instructed him to defend in his tactics.

by nadeem2099 Thu 27 Sep 2012, 3:51 pm

So is Azzy gonna take a team? I vote we replace bull with azzy. Someone get a poll up.

by GSC Thu 27 Sep 2012, 3:51 pm

No worries Beer thumbsup

by **Afro** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 3:52 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:
BigFellasAfro wrote:
Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
I think I even took over the league for a bit as Nick couldn't be bothered.
Thats the icing on the cake. Set something up, take all the credit and go out all guns blazing?

Im glad you guys filled me in. Its clear to see your good guy who put a lot of effort into leagues.

Yeah, he was a real douchebag. D'ya know, I reckon he might well have been a closet Arsenal fan too....

What was Nicks height? 5'4 I think.

On tiptoes. He claimed to look like David Villa. Ricky Villa was closer. He was either Arsenal or Liverpool. I can't remember

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Thu 27 Sep 2012, 3:53 pm

5.4ft haha, he probably had small man syndrome

by **Afro** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 3:55 pm

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:5.4ft haha, he probably had small man syndrome

Just a bit

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Thu 27 Sep 2012, 3:56 pm

What about the time Nick left his Spurs team because he couldn't take it anymore or the issue he had with Coentrao not being able to defend even though he instructed him to defend in his tactics.

that pure gold, you cant make that stuff up.

Beer, being a pool fan automatically make him a douche in my eyes

by Marky Thu 27 Sep 2012, 3:58 pm

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:5.4ft haha, he probably had small man syndrome

You're saying he was a Police Community Support Officer? Or a Civil Servant? People in those jobs usually have small man syndrome...

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Thu 27 Sep 2012, 3:58 pm

For those who cant open link: KitKat maker Nestle has hidden tracking devices in their chocolate bars as part of a new competition in which lucky winners will be hunted down and handed a briefcase containing thousands of pounds.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Thu 27 Sep 2012, 4:08 pm

Also, I have been immortalised
famous head-butt statue

by nadeem2099 Thu 27 Sep 2012, 4:10 pm

Phew! I thought I was eating a tracking device for a minute. Have a break, have a kit kat.

by FIFA Diva Thu 27 Sep 2012, 4:11 pm

I don't understand how people make Zidane the Hero in that headbutt incident. I find Materazzi the hero, he provoked the greatest player into getting sent off and costing his country the world cup.

I don't know what Materazzi said but you must be really stupid to react like that in a World Cup final. Materazzi did his job and helped Italia win the WC.

Viva Materazzi

by **Hero** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 4:12 pm

Whilst the likes of Bull are waiting patiently for the results of the first draft people could put forward their votes on the Premier League Play Off if they wish?
Afro, could you do the honours of taking them?

by FIFA Diva Thu 27 Sep 2012, 4:12 pm

The tracking device is in the wrapper or chochlate?

An Hero how does transfermarket work on the Ipad?

by sodhat Thu 27 Sep 2012, 4:13 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I don't understand how people make Zidane the Hero in that headbutt incident. I find Materazzi the hero, he provoked the greatest player into getting sent off and costing his country the world cup.

I don't know what Materazzi said but you must be really stupid to react like that in a World Cup final. Materazzi did his job and helped Italia win the WC.

Viva Materazzi

I think you misunderstand the meaning of what a hero is...

Neither guys would be a hero, but Zidane is closer to it than Materazzi.

by **Hero** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 4:14 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:The tracking device is in the wrapper or chochlate?

An Hero how does transfermarket work on the Ipad?

Like any other webpage?

by FIFA Diva Thu 27 Sep 2012, 4:16 pm

sodhat wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:I don't understand how people make Zidane the Hero in that headbutt incident. I find Materazzi the hero, he provoked the greatest player into getting sent off and costing his country the world cup.

I don't know what Materazzi said but you must be really stupid to react like that in a World Cup final. Materazzi did his job and helped Italia win the WC.

Viva Materazzi

I think you misunderstand the meaning of what a hero is...

Neither guys would be a hero, but Zidane is closer to it than Materazzi.

Materazzi > Zidane

If Theo Walcott scored the winning goal in the WC Final he would be a hero to all of us.

by FIFA Diva Thu 27 Sep 2012, 4:17 pm

Hero wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:The tracking device is in the wrapper or chochlate?

An Hero how does transfermarket work on the Ipad?

Like any other webpage?

I've always found it a pain on the laptop, never used it on Ipad. I'll be getting my team in tonight.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Thu 27 Sep 2012, 4:20 pm

The tracking device is in the wrapper or chochlate?

In the wrapper. Its activated when you open it and within 24 hours they track out down, have a team absail from a helecopter and give you a briefcase with 10k cash in.

Theo Walcott to me will always be a waste of space.

by sodhat Thu 27 Sep 2012, 4:21 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:
sodhat wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:I don't understand how people make Zidane the Hero in that headbutt incident. I find Materazzi the hero, he provoked the greatest player into getting sent off and costing his country the world cup.

I don't know what Materazzi said but you must be really stupid to react like that in a World Cup final. Materazzi did his job and helped Italia win the WC.

Viva Materazzi

I think you misunderstand the meaning of what a hero is...

Neither guys would be a hero, but Zidane is closer to it than Materazzi.

Materazzi > Zidane

If Theo Walcott scored the winning goal in the WC Final he would be a hero to all of us.

Yeah, but if he told someone that he shagged their sister (or something like that) he wouldn't be a hero. He'd be a dick, albeit one that directly contributed to victory.

by FIFA Diva Thu 27 Sep 2012, 4:22 pm

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
The tracking device is in the wrapper or chochlate?
In the wrapper. Its activated when you open it and within 24 hours they track out down, have a team absail from a helecopter and give you a briefcase with 10k cash in.

Theo Walcott to me will always be a waste of space.

Thats a load of crap, what happens if I am eating a Kit Kat on the road and I throw the rapper into a bin?

by FIFA Diva Thu 27 Sep 2012, 4:24 pm

sodhat wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:
sodhat wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:I don't understand how people make Zidane the Hero in that headbutt incident. I find Materazzi the hero, he provoked the greatest player into getting sent off and costing his country the world cup.

I don't know what Materazzi said but you must be really stupid to react like that in a World Cup final. Materazzi did his job and helped Italia win the WC.

Viva Materazzi

I think you misunderstand the meaning of what a hero is...

Neither guys would be a hero, but Zidane is closer to it than Materazzi.

Materazzi > Zidane

If Theo Walcott scored the winning goal in the WC Final he would be a hero to all of us.

Yeah, but if he told someone that he shagged their sister (or something like that) he wouldn't be a hero. He'd be a dick, albeit one that directly contributed to victory.

So you wouldn't say that to the opposition to help your country win the WC or West Ham winning the title? An saying to someone I shagged your sister is not that bad.

by Bull Thu 27 Sep 2012, 4:24 pm

will we be getting sponsors for this season?

by Beer Thu 27 Sep 2012, 4:26 pm

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
The tracking device is in the wrapper or chochlate?
In the wrapper. Its activated when you open it and within 24 hours they track out down, have a team absail from a helecopter and give you a briefcase with 10k cash in.

Theo Walcott to me will always be a waste of space.

Nick used to say the same thing......

Weird.

by FIFA Diva Thu 27 Sep 2012, 4:26 pm

Azzy Mahmood wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:Azzy we can't tell everyone our secrets on the main page, we PM each other on who we going to buy.
To be fair to me, it's hardly secret, it's in the example used in the OP. Catch up bruv

But while we're on the subject, make sure you're getting Robbie Mustoe and Phil Stamp. Good old-fashioned grunts are the only way to combat all the foreign pansies that'll end up here.

It's good to be back. The amount of posts you guys get through in 15mins is something else! Back on 606 it took forever to have a conversation. By the time you'd all said good morning it'd be home time

I see this SmallBeer guy is getting some love. Time to break out the insults methinks...(back in an hour btw, don't think I won't forget)

It's been an hour Azzy.

by Bull Thu 27 Sep 2012, 4:27 pm

Beer wrote:
Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
The tracking device is in the wrapper or chochlate?
In the wrapper. Its activated when you open it and within 24 hours they track out down, have a team absail from a helecopter and give you a briefcase with 10k cash in.

Theo Walcott to me will always be a waste of space.

Nick used to say the same thing......

Weird.

We all know that Ze Zebra is Nick, just admit it all ready

by sodhat Thu 27 Sep 2012, 4:30 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:
sodhat wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:
sodhat wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:I don't understand how people make Zidane the Hero in that headbutt incident. I find Materazzi the hero, he provoked the greatest player into getting sent off and costing his country the world cup.

I don't know what Materazzi said but you must be really stupid to react like that in a World Cup final. Materazzi did his job and helped Italia win the WC.

Viva Materazzi

I think you misunderstand the meaning of what a hero is...

Neither guys would be a hero, but Zidane is closer to it than Materazzi.

Materazzi > Zidane

If Theo Walcott scored the winning goal in the WC Final he would be a hero to all of us.

Yeah, but if he told someone that he shagged their sister (or something like that) he wouldn't be a hero. He'd be a dick, albeit one that directly contributed to victory.

So you wouldn't say that to the opposition to help your country win the WC or West Ham winning the title? An saying to someone I shagged your sister is not that bad.

Oh no, don't get me wrong. Would I complain if we won the WC because of it or West Ham won anything? No.

But I wouldn't call the perpetrator a hero. It's not heroic at all to me.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Thu 27 Sep 2012, 4:31 pm

Thats a load of crap, what happens if I am eating a Kit Kat on the road and I throw the rapper into a bin?

No clue Viva. been discussing this at work now.

Beer, It is weird that people have the same opinions isnt it. Very starnge that. I will look into it for you and clear it up on monday.

Im not around tomorrow so PM me my draft if it is released. I will be around maybe weekend and monday.

by FIFA Diva Thu 27 Sep 2012, 4:31 pm

TheBrahmaBull wrote:
Beer wrote:
Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
The tracking device is in the wrapper or chochlate?
In the wrapper. Its activated when you open it and within 24 hours they track out down, have a team absail from a helecopter and give you a briefcase with 10k cash in.

Theo Walcott to me will always be a waste of space.

Nick used to say the same thing......

Weird.

We all know that Ze Zebra is Nick, just admit it all ready

Why won't you admit you're a 45 year old man renting the small room in Markys house. An you're the father of Olly, Cherries and CF.

by Bull Thu 27 Sep 2012, 4:32 pm

Because I'm Fliping not

by FIFA Diva Thu 27 Sep 2012, 4:33 pm

sodhat wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:
sodhat wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:
sodhat wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:I don't understand how people make Zidane the Hero in that headbutt incident. I find Materazzi the hero, he provoked the greatest player into getting sent off and costing his country the world cup.

I don't know what Materazzi said but you must be really stupid to react like that in a World Cup final. Materazzi did his job and helped Italia win the WC.

Viva Materazzi

I think you misunderstand the meaning of what a hero is...

Neither guys would be a hero, but Zidane is closer to it than Materazzi.

Materazzi > Zidane

If Theo Walcott scored the winning goal in the WC Final he would be a hero to all of us.

Yeah, but if he told someone that he shagged their sister (or something like that) he wouldn't be a hero. He'd be a dick, albeit one that directly contributed to victory.

So you wouldn't say that to the opposition to help your country win the WC or West Ham winning the title? An saying to someone I shagged your sister is not that bad.

Oh no, don't get me wrong. Would I complain if we won the WC because of it or West Ham won anything? No.

But I wouldn't call the perpetrator a hero. It's not heroic at all to me.

Fair enough, maybe you have better morals then me or I devalue the meaning of Hero.

by Marky Thu 27 Sep 2012, 4:40 pm

I love how Viva has Bull on a puppet string Laugh

by **Hero** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 4:45 pm

Fair enough, maybe you have better morals then me or I devalue the meaning of Hero.

Getting quite deep into the point of me there!

by sodhat Thu 27 Sep 2012, 4:47 pm

Hero wrote:
Fair enough, maybe you have better morals then me or I devalue the meaning of Hero.

Getting quite deep into the point of me there!

I think Viva really appreciates you now after our talk this afternoon. You'll be getting love filled PMs from him all day.

You're welcome.

by **Hero** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 4:48 pm

I now have 12 drafts in.

I'm awaiting...

Viva
Fernando
GSC
Russell

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 4:48 pm

SUPER GRANT HOLT NORWICH'S NUMBER 9!

by nadeem2099 Thu 27 Sep 2012, 4:53 pm

hero how much does it cost you to keep this site running?

by Bull Thu 27 Sep 2012, 4:54 pm

Russell is having Internet problems or something and Nando is biking FIFA most proberly

by Guest Thu 27 Sep 2012, 4:54 pm

Hero wrote:I now have 12 drafts in.

I'm awaiting...

Viva
Fernando
GSC
Russell

Viva, need some help love? heart

Am off home now, will be back on later. Give me a team so I can put Beer in his place.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 4:55 pm

Who is Azzy? And he is not as good as the #newbreed lead by me and soddy Cool

by Marky Thu 27 Sep 2012, 4:56 pm

TheBrahmaBull wrote:Russell is having Internet problems or something and Nando is biking FIFA most proberly

Russell's said he's finalising his squad. Worst case, he texts me his squad and I PM it (after editing out the bids for players I also went for Whistle

)

by FIFA Diva Thu 27 Sep 2012, 4:56 pm

I'm genuinely interested in Bull I'd love to match a face to the personality. He always seems to be in a mood.

My draft should be in tonight and Hero i do secretly like you Very Happy

by Bull Thu 27 Sep 2012, 4:58 pm

You think that but I'm just moody on here , I'm actually cheerful lol

by sodhat Thu 27 Sep 2012, 4:59 pm

TheBrahmaBull wrote:You think that but I'm just moody on here , I'm actually cheerful lol

It must be your keyboard.

You want to get a new one, then your posts will brighten up the forum like a Viva plan for murdering tiny horses.

by Fernando Thu 27 Sep 2012, 4:59 pm

mine will be in either later or tomorrow morning-ish provided don't get called into work...

by **Hero** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 4:59 pm

Azzy, we've full at the mo, but can certainly put you down as first dibs in case a place becomes free when we get a dropout?

by Bull Thu 27 Sep 2012, 5:02 pm

Your on now Nando just do them and get out the way

by **Hero** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 5:03 pm

TheBrahmaBull wrote:Your on now Nando just do them and get out the way

Anyone see the irony in this post?

by GSC Thu 27 Sep 2012, 5:06 pm

I'll probably do a Cherries