Euro Division Homepage XXXII

by **Hero** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 2:54 pm

First topic message reminder :

606V2 EURODivision

Announcements

Countries for Reboot

Zidane - Italy
Russell - Germany
Treble - Germany
Marky - Spain
Nadeem - England
Olly - Italy
Hero - Spain
Gregers - Spain
Fernando - England
Sodhat - Italy
Twist - Germany
Viva - England
Afro - Italy
Bull - Germany
New Player - Spain
Tooze - England

Here’s how it basically works.
You have a budget of 100m to purchase a squad with the following stipulations:

1. You MUST have a minimum of 6 players from the country designated to you.
2. You MUST have a minimum of 3 players that were born on or after 1st October 1991.
3. You CANNOT go over the squad limit of 25.

To buy your squad then you must make sealed bids for the players. How this works is that you check the value of the players on TM, the MINIMUM cost is what their value is on there, but you can bid more than that as others may wish to buy that player. The maximum value of a player that you can bid for is £12m although may wish to bid more than that in order to acquire him.
So for example;
Bull places a sealed bid of 875k for Paul Scholes as that is the TM value.
Viva places a sealed bid of 1m for Scholes as he thinks others may be bidding for him.

Viva therefore wins.

ALL squads are PM’d to myself and a designated neutral party (to ensure fairplay I will send my squad list first so it cannot be said I’ve gazumped anyone). I then reveal who has got which player in the first draft.
We continue the process until everyone has then spent up and we move onto the Star Player bid which works under the same principle although you have a budget of 25m + whatever remained from your normal bids for ONE player who has a value up to 25m

Clarification: Betting players or money between 2 clubs is strictly prohibited

Sign up now for the Euro Division Telegraph Fantasy Football League!

Participants: Olly, T5J, Twi5t, 5odhat, Ru55, Nando, Marky (if we spoon feed him), Greger5

Telegraph League Details:
606v2 Euro Division
PIN: 8008569

Everyone in Premier League (who votes on Championship) send their results to:
Hero

Everyone in Championship (who votes on Premier League) send their results to:
Olly

To Qualify for the £2M Bonus, teams need to post their tactics by Midnight on Wednesday and PM their results by Midnight on Friday

Premier League

Real Ale Sociedad - TwisT

Tactics

The London Silly Nannies - Sodhat

Injuries

AC ALittleSilhouetteoOfAMan (AC ALSOAM) - Marky

Lawyers

Viva City - VivaPaulScholes

Fixtures

Athletico Bilbao Baggins FC - Hero

Results

Jacamos United - The Special Juan

Table

Hangover 69 - Gregers

Treble's Revenge - onlytreblewinners

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Championship

Holton FC - Olly

Tactics

Barearselona - Fernando

Injuries

Real NADrid©®™ V2 - Nadeem

Lawyers

Substandard Liege - Afro

Fixtures

Neymar FC - cherriesfan

Results

Go Ahead Eagles - Russell_Elmo

Table

Gotham City Rovers - TheBrahmaBull

City Of Norwich FC - ncfc_Tooze

by **Hero** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 5:07 pm

GSC wrote:I'll probably do a Cherries

Buy a team full of Brazilians and write pants tactics?

by GSC Thu 27 Sep 2012, 5:07 pm

That and do it at the deadline

by nadeem2099 Thu 27 Sep 2012, 5:13 pm

Hero how much income do you get for the adverts on this site?

by FIFA Diva Thu 27 Sep 2012, 5:21 pm

Azzy get your players for our side and PM them to me.

by **Hero** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 5:27 pm

nadeem2099 wrote:Hero how much income do you get for the adverts on this site?

Enough to ensure that it keeps the site running and enough to remove the adverts the host site would be posting instead (usually those that fool the stupid such as You have 1 new message!)

by **Afro** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 5:32 pm

Hero wrote:Whilst the likes of Bull are waiting patiently for the results of the first draft people could put forward their votes on the Premier League Play Off if they wish?
Afro, could you do the honours of taking them?

Yep, that's fine

by nadeem2099 Thu 27 Sep 2012, 6:19 pm

Voted. Hero I hate those you have 1 new message adverts. Yesterday when I was on the PC I got an advert saying "Is he cheating on you? Find out today with Psychic Online". At least its not as bad as viva's "Confused about your sexuality?"

by **Hero** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 6:23 pm

They are good how they can target you personally.

by Bull Thu 27 Sep 2012, 6:26 pm

how many we waiting on now...?

by sodhat Thu 27 Sep 2012, 6:35 pm

TheBrahmaBull wrote:how many we waiting on now...?

Dear lord Bull, you have the patience of a small, very hungry child waiting for dinner.

It's the epitome of the instant gratification culture...

by sodhat Thu 27 Sep 2012, 6:37 pm

nadeem2099 wrote:Voted. Hero I hate those you have 1 new message adverts. Yesterday when I was on the PC I got an advert saying "Is he cheating on you? Find out today with Psychic Online". At least its not as bad as viva's "Confused about your sexuality?"

So...

Was he cheating on you?

by **Hero** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 6:38 pm

Every time he questions it from now on I'm going to reveal one of his targets and the price he's bid so that those who haven't bid can gazump him.

by GSC Thu 27 Sep 2012, 6:39 pm

Everytime you ask Bull I'm delaying an hour

by nadeem2099 Thu 27 Sep 2012, 6:49 pm

sodhat wrote:
nadeem2099 wrote:Voted. Hero I hate those you have 1 new message adverts. Yesterday when I was on the PC I got an advert saying "Is he cheating on you? Find out today with Psychic Online". At least its not as bad as viva's "Confused about your sexuality?"

So...

Was he cheating on you?

I don't trust psychics sod. And fyi I like watermelons not bananas.

by Marky Thu 27 Sep 2012, 6:51 pm

nadeem2099 wrote:
sodhat wrote:
nadeem2099 wrote:Voted. Hero I hate those you have 1 new message adverts. Yesterday when I was on the PC I got an advert saying "Is he cheating on you? Find out today with Psychic Online". At least its not as bad as viva's "Confused about your sexuality?"

So...

Was he cheating on you?

I don't trust psychics sod. And fyi I like watermelons not bananas.

Man, you've got some weird Winkle fetishes Shocked

by sodhat Thu 27 Sep 2012, 7:01 pm

Marky wrote:
nadeem2099 wrote:
sodhat wrote:
nadeem2099 wrote:Voted. Hero I hate those you have 1 new message adverts. Yesterday when I was on the PC I got an advert saying "Is he cheating on you? Find out today with Psychic Online". At least its not as bad as viva's "Confused about your sexuality?"

So...

Was he cheating on you?

I don't trust psychics sod. And fyi I like watermelons not bananas.

Man, you've got some weird Winkle fetishes

Nothing like a chode to get Nads off.

by nadeem2099 Thu 27 Sep 2012, 7:03 pm

No Winkle fetishes here. I like jubblies. Preferably female ones. Size does not matter.

by **Hero** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 7:04 pm

nadeem2099 wrote:No Winkle fetishes here. I like jubblies. Preferably female ones. Size does not matter.

Preferably female ones?

Preferably?

So if there were none available others would suffice?

by sodhat Thu 27 Sep 2012, 7:10 pm

If you're a fat guy steer clear of Nads.

by nadeem2099 Thu 27 Sep 2012, 7:14 pm

I can't live without them hero. I have to get my fix from somewhere! I think I might go watch some sumo wrestling now...........

See you all tomorrow.

by **Hero** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 7:36 pm

Sumo is awesome! Used to love watching that a few years back when it was on Channel 4!

by Guest Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:51 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Azzy get your players for our side and PM them to me.

Done. Hope it helps Smile

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 9:52 pm

How bad is this Azzy/Viva team gonna be Whistle

by **Afro** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:20 pm

Azzy‘s forgotten more about football than we‘ve ever known

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:22 pm

BigFellasAfro wrote:Azzy‘s forgotten more about football than we‘ve ever known

I guarantee I know more useless facts about Norwich than he does.

by GSC Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:23 pm

Yeah but every fact about Norwich is useless

by Russell_Elmo Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:35 pm

Evening,

Will get my squad emailed to hero tomorrow. Hope I'm not holding you all. Sorry about the delay it's hard to do this all on my phone.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:36 pm

Russell_Elmo wrote:Evening,

Will get my squad emailed to hero tomorrow. Hope I'm not holding you all. Sorry about the delay it's hard to do this all on my phone.

The deadline is tomorrow Elmo, you aint holding nobody up!

Well except Bull, but he dont matter

by GSC Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:37 pm

You aren't don't worry. Mine won't be done until tomorrow sometime.

by **Afro** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:44 pm

Olly wrote:
BigFellasAfro wrote:Azzy‘s forgotten more about football than we‘ve ever known

I guarantee I know more useless facts about Norwich than he does.

I actually wouldn't be so sure. He knows more about everton than me and I've supported them since about27 years .

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:45 pm

BigFellasAfro wrote:
Olly wrote:
BigFellasAfro wrote:Azzy‘s forgotten more about football than we‘ve ever known

I guarantee I know more useless facts about Norwich than he does.

I actually wouldn't be so sure. He knows more about everton than me and I've supported them since about27 years .

Name me the Norwich player who scored 4 against Everton

by **Afro** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:46 pm

Ekoku.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:47 pm

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:49 pm

Can I just say this in advance of next week.

Next week I am moving house on Friday, so I don't know yet when I will be back on internet. So I could be gone for a long time... (or not)

by GSC Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:52 pm

We can only hope

by GSC Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:53 pm

Also why's Bull moving out of Marky's house Olly?

by **Afro** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:53 pm

Which Norwich player was an unused squad member at the 1982 World Cup?

by GSC Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:55 pm

A Norwich player made it to a World Cup!?!?!?!

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:56 pm

Martin O'Neill

by Marky Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:57 pm

I'd guess someone from Northern Ireland?

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:57 pm

GSC wrote:A Norwich player made it to a World Cup!?!?!?!

Norwich players have played for England too. In fact one still does #BigJohnRuddy

by GSC Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:58 pm

#ruddysneverbeenintheworldcup

by GSC Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:59 pm

Jordin Sparks is fairly attractive

by Marky Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:59 pm

I'd bet Crawley Town have more players than Norwich City at the next World Cup.

(All my eggs in the one basket that Claude Davis and Jamaica make the World Cup!)

by GSC Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:00 pm

We had Simon Cox (well he was at WBA but shut up) at the Euros

by **Afro** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:01 pm

You're just guessing now. Martin o'neill was northern ireland captain at the 1982 world cup and I'm pretty sure he was playing for man city by then

by GSC Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:02 pm

Blackstock plays for Antigua so you never know.
Ditto Camp for the Republic of Ireland.
I forgot which african team Tyson played for

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:03 pm

Marky wrote:I'd bet Crawley Town have more players than Norwich City at the next World Cup.

(All my eggs in the one basket that Claude Davis and Jamaica make the World Cup!)

I'd say our best shot is probably John Ruddy or Tettey for Norway #fishing

by GSC Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:05 pm

Though by 2014 we'll be in the CL so we'll probably have a few stars

#suckit

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:06 pm

BigFellasAfro wrote:You're just guessing now. Martin o'neill was northern ireland captain at the 1982 world cup and I'm pretty sure he was playing for man city by then

Who was it then? O'Neill still played for us in 82, he went to City in 81-82 (i think) and came back in 82