The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

[Pal Joey]

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

I confessed all my sins, it took days
that's longer than both of the Krays
I was not forgiven
To Hell you'll be driven
where you'll watch Prescott doing ballets



Previous thread: https://www.606v2.com/t42503-the-make-your-own-limerick-up-thread

[Kenny]

There's a dark side to Kenny I see
Just don't put your kids on my knee

[Guest]

There's a dark side to Kenny I see
Just don't put your kids on my knee
I get it you're Santa!

[Kenny]

There's a dark side to Kenny I see
Just don't put your kids on my knee
I get it you're Santa!
Yes but orange ...to much Fanta !

[Guest]

There's a dark side to Kenny I see
Just don't put your kids on my knee
I get it you're Santa!
Yes but orange ...to much Fanta !
You must glow in the dark like my wee

[Kenny]

Toxic is what i would call it

[Guest]

Toxic is what i would call it
Chickenpox is too blame for my ball pit

[Kenny]

Toxic is what i would call it
Chickenpox is too blame for my ball pit
the spots i did scratch

[Guest]

Toxic is what i would call it
Chickenpox is too blame for my ball pit
the spots i did scratch
Now there's puss on my patch

[Kenny]

Toxic is what i would call it
Chickenpox is too blame for my ball pit
the spots i did scratch
Now there's puss on my patch
And a stain that smells worse then my sh!t

[Guest]

I bet your poop smells like vanilla

[Kenny]

I bet your poop smells like vanilla
More like a soaking wet Gorilla

[Guest]

I bet your poop smells like vanilla
More like a soaking wet Gorilla
With hairs on its stem

[JuliusHMarx]

I bet your poop smells like vanilla
More like a soaking wet Gorilla
With hairs on its stem
And blood in it's phlegm

[Guest]

I bet your poop smells like vanilla
More like a soaking wet Gorilla
With hairs on its stem
And blood in it's phlegm
A mere mortal man would feel much iller!

[Kenny]

I bet your poop smells like vanilla
More like a soaking wet Gorilla
With hairs on its stem
And blood in it's phlegm
looks like an extra from MJ's Thriller

[Guest]

Two endings, god damnit we're good

[Kenny]

Two endings, god damnit we're good
We should bottle it , if only we could

[Guest]

Two endings, god damnit we're good
We should bottle it , if only we could
Like I bottle me pee

[Kenny]

Two endings, god damnit we're good
We should bottle it , if only we could
Like I bottle me pee
to drink with my tea

[Guest]

Two endings, god damnit we're good
We should bottle it , if only we could
Like I bottle me pee
to drink with my tea
That I give to the whole neighbourhood

[Kenny]

The germs had just taken hold

[Galted]

The germs had just taken hold
and my grannie had just been paroled

[Kenny]

The germs had just taken hold
and my grannie had just been paroled
When Grandad said " That's enough "

[Galted]

The germs had just taken hold
and my granny had just been paroled
When Grandad said " That's enough,
of your germ-ridden muff"

[Guest]

The germs had just taken hold
and my granny had just been paroled
When Grandad said " That's enough,
of your germ-ridden muff"
"you old codger at least I'm not bald"

[Kenny]

[Guest]

I've done coke, I've done weed, I've done speed

[Kenny]

I've done coke, I've done weed, I've done speed
But your love is the only drug that i need

[Guest]

I've done coke, I've done weed, I've done speed
But your love is the only drug that i need
It's snorting a rhyme

[Kenny]

I've done coke, I've done weed, I've done speed
But your love is the only drug that i need
It's snorting a rhyme
While writing a line

[Guest]

I've done coke, I've done weed, I've done speed
But your love is the only drug that i need
It's snorting a rhyme
While writing a line
Without 'ricks I just couldn't proceed

[Kenny]

My dear Freek are you watching the Darts ?

[Guest]

My dear Freek are you watching the Darts ?
Yes I am and I'm sniffing my farts

[Kenny]

My dear Freek are you watching the Darts ?
Yes I am and I'm sniffing my farts
Can the Irishman keep it up for the win ?

[Guest]

My dear Freek are you watching the Darts ?
Yes I am and I'm sniffing my farts
Can the Irishman keep it up for the win ?
If he does I drink gin

[Kenny]

My dear Freek are you watching the Darts ?
Yes I am and I'm sniffing my farts
Can the Irishman keep it up for the win ?
If he does I drink gin
Oh No the fight back starts

[Guest]

My pal Ken are you decent at darts?

[Kenny]

My pal Ken are you decent at darts?
I have been known to win in these parts

[Guest]

My pal Ken are you decent at darts?
I have been known to win in these parts
A speedboat or cash?

[Kenny]

My pal Ken are you decent at darts?
I have been known to win in these parts
A speedboat or cash ?
No .........just hairy gash

[Galted]

My pal Ken are you decent at darts?
I have been known to win in these parts
A speedboat or cash ?
No .........just hairy gash
thought up north you'd win groats or carts

[Guest]

My pal Ken are you decent at darts?
I have been known to win in these parts
A speedboat or cash ?
No .........just hairy gash
Are their boobs bigger than John Parts?

[Kenny]

Yes but Lewis's are bigger

[Guest]

Yes but Lewis's are bigger
Take them out and he's quite a fine figure

[Kenny]

Yes but Lewis's are bigger
Take them out and he's quite a fine figure
of a man you want to get close to

[JuliusHMarx]

Yes but Lewis's are bigger
Take them out and he's quite a fine figure
of a man you want to get close to
But certainly not to give a dose to

[Galted]

Yes but Lewis's are bigger
Take them out and he's quite a fine figure
of a man you want to get close to
But certainly not to give a dose to
to be pc I'll rhyme it all with "trigger"

[Guest]

[Kenny]

An Actor should learn all their lines

[JuliusHMarx]

An Actor should learn all their lines
A miner should mine all their mines

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