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He was famous, that's how. MJ, OJ, if your initials end in J, you're innocent.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:I once smashed a bottle of wine over Brian Harvey's head. It was empty though. He then punched me so hard I span around before he hit me again. His minders then got him in the car before I could retaliate. I was so proper drunk though, I probably would have punched myself when aiming for him

We could play the Twins game - Natalie or Nicole Appleton? Which one of the Fun House girls? Mary-Kate or Ashley Olson? I think that's their names anyway

Why isn't that story in The Sun?

Soddy wrote:Unrelated note, but I was reading about the OJ Simpson trial this morning. How did he get off? I get the "reasonable doubt" thing, but from what I read there was almost none...

Johnny Cochran thats how.

Zidane its too hot already anymore an we'll be melting.

You know who makes me laugh the black guy from s club 7, when he left the band he tried to make a career in rapping and a bad boy image. You can't expect to be taken serious when you wore bright blue tight chinos an danced to reach for the stars at least the other two embraced the fun boy lifestyle after their careers. Sodhat you could be a lookalike for the blonde guy in s club.

Azzy please me and you have to go out an wreck stuff I think you could match my stupidness on a night out.

It was December 2000, that's why. I only know this because my mates told me what happened, as did my 'responsible lecturer' at uni. Apparently I ruined our Christmas Ball

Although in my defence, he apparently mimed one song, then said on the mic 'oi oi you lot, you're all as ugly as f***, especially that big t*** over there with the bottles of wine, yeah you', right before I smashed one of them on him. Word of advice, don't ever get me drunk, I will end up fighting someone, and for far less than that

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Sodhat you could be a lookalike for the blonde guy in s club.

Azzy please me and you have to go out an wreck stuff I think you could match my stupidness on a night out.

Jon from S Club is a woolly woofter  

If we can make it happen, that would be ace. Sadly the wife keeps me on a tight leash, so unless she chucks me out, chances of me getting out anywhere are pretty slim  

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Zidane its too hot already anymore an we'll be melting.

You know who makes me laugh the black guy from s club 7, when he left the band he tried to make a career in rapping and  a bad boy image.  You can't expect to be taken serious when you wore bright blue tight chinos an danced to reach for the stars at least the other two embraced the fun boy lifestyle after their careers.  Sodhat you could be a lookalike for the blonde guy in s club.

Azzy please me and you have to go out an wreck stuff I think you could match my stupidness on a night out.

I don't look like him at all, he's far too pretty. I'm more 2008 Alex Turner before he got stylish.

What did the S stand for in S Club? And why did they create their own youth system to bring through terrible replacements?

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Sodhat you could be a lookalike for the blonde guy in s club.

Azzy please me and you have to go out an wreck stuff I think you could match my stupidness on a night out.

Jon from S Club is a woolly woofter  

If we can make it happen, that would be ace. Sadly the wife keeps me on a tight leash, so unless she chucks me out, chances of me getting out anywhere are pretty slim  

Kinky

Viva wrote:Zidane its too hot already anymore an we'll be melting.

You know who makes me laugh the black guy from s club 7,

Nah, needs to be hotter.
Bradley!! Didnt he get done for cannabis possession? #BadBoy

Azzy Mahmood wrote:It was December 2000, that's why. I only know this because my mates told me what happened, as did my 'responsible lecturer' at uni. Apparently I ruined our Christmas Ball

Although in my defence, he apparently mimed one song, then said on the mic 'oi oi you lot, you're all as ugly as f***, especially that big t*** over there with the bottles of wine, yeah you', right before I smashed one of them on him. Word of advice, don't ever get me drunk, I will end up fighting someone, and for far less than that

I am on a run of being chucked out of clubs for being excessively drunk. I don't ever cause trouble though, I just stumble around or dance until I get collared.

There was a guy at uni called Phil, who to distinguish between other Phils we knew we called 'Matt Matt Phil' because we knew him through two Matts. After he broke a girl's heart who I fancied (and later nobbed), I went out 7 nights a week, getting drunk in clubs and trying to start fights with 'T*** T*** Phil'. The one time I got him to bite, I wrestled us both down some stairs, stomped on his nuts, and the bouncer pulled me up and said 'nice finish', chucked TT Phil out and let me carry on

That was an intense three months.

I've never even had a fight before. The only time anyone has punched me was my friend outside the geography room by accident. He was trying to fake punch me and connected and then he ran off.

Haha, plenty of that when I was at school. I've been in two fights at Primary School, I think four at Secondary School, one at College, and 5/6 at Uni (or when a Uni student I should say). Plus someone once tried to mug me and a mate so we beat them up, my fear of knives disintegrated at that point as I found it pretty easy to disarm the guy.

One of my mates punched a Bulgarian pimp and a hooker when they tried to mug him. He says he hit the man first and then swivelled round to belt the shocked woman before running off.

Don't ask me how I know this, but that's a common tactics amongst Bulgarian hookers. They also like to come up to you, stick their tongue in your mouth, then laugh as their pimp holds a knife to your throat and robs you. Not happened to me, but I've seen it 3/4 times in the flesh.

Great country though, and their non-hooker women are smoking hot!

My all time favourite fight I've seen was between two brothers who were a bit 'special'. Epic brawl, and my one lasting memory is the older one throwing up uppercut with a bag of Tesco's cheese puff in his hand.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Don't ask me how I know this, but that's a common tactics amongst Bulgarian hookers. They also like to come up to you, stick their tongue in your mouth, then laugh as their pimp holds a knife to your throat and robs you. Not happened to me, but I've seen it 3/4 times in the flesh.

Great country though, and their non-hooker women are smoking hot!

I just loved the fact that he'd neutralised the main threat and decided he'd still take a swing at the woman.

He's in the army though, he spends a lot of time around angry northerners.

sodhat wrote:I've never even had a fight before. The only time anyone has punched me was my friend outside the geography room by accident. He was trying to fake punch me and connected and then he ran off.

Someone just offered me a fight about now while I was outside his coming back after 5 to fight me because he couldn't use staff toilets. Even though there is a library downstairs

If he has time to schedule fights into his day, I'd say you don't want to fight him.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

sodhat wrote:I've never even had a fight before. The only time anyone has punched me was my friend outside the geography room by accident. He was trying to fake punch me and connected and then he ran off.

Someone just offered me a fight about now while I was outside his coming back after 5 to fight me because he couldn't use staff toilets. Even though there is a library downstairs

You're not meant to wee on books Viva  

sodhat wrote:If he has time to schedule fights into his day, I'd say you don't want to fight him.

Haha I couldn't back out it would have been embarrassing but who really wants to fight outside of work. I wish inmet him elsewhere I would have devoured him ive been watching mike tyson videos.

Knowing what kind of videos he's been starring in recently, I think I might be sick

Fighting's naughty. tut tut, shame on you all

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Fighting's naughty. tut tut, shame on you all

Everyone has to fight.

What videos azzy?

VivaPaulScholes wrote:What videos azzy?

Iron Mike's done some naughty videos, has he not?

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Fighting's naughty. tut tut, shame on you all

Everyone has to fight.

No we dont. Everyone should love & hug each other not fight.

No Mike tyson has never been in those type of movies you're probably on about snoop dogg.

Yes mr zidane every man has to fight once in thier life time

Iron Mike has definitely done at least one, I am sure of it.

[quote="VivaPaulScholes"]Yes mr zidane every man has to fight once in thier life time[/quote]
You should fight with your brain not your fists........

You'd get a massive headache though.

Who is the best PL player that hasn't ever won the league title?

Surely Gerrard, right?
Maybe Zola?
Tim Breacker?

Actually, make your best XI of players that never won the big 'un. Theres a challenge.

sodhat wrote:Actually, make your best XI of players that never won the big 'un. Theres a challenge.

The current Arsenal starting XI  actually nah, that's too generous for some of them.

Fabregas>Gerrard

-------------- Friedel
Carragher - Hyppia - Desailly - Pearce
Gerrard - Fabregas - Alonso - Ginola
----------- Zola ---- Fowler

No wonder they didn't win playing 4-4-2

Got to get Dicks in there, Azzy.

Southgate is worth a shout too, at CB.

Steve McMannaman could sneak in on one of the wings.

McManaman in for Alonso then, Gerrard to CM. Pearce was a better LB than Dicks, as much as I loved Julian. Southgate isn't fit to wipe either Hyypia's or Desailly's boots tbh.

-------------------- Friedel
Carragher ---- Hyppia --- Desailly --- Pearce
McManaman - Fabregas - Gerrard --- Ginola
--------------- Zola ----- Fowler

Wilshere done

Using players that Azzy didn't:

GK: Bernard Lama (I'm dead serious)
RB: Dan Petrescu!
LB: Julian Dicks
CB: Gareth Southgate
CB: Ledley King
RW: Steve McManaman
LW: Harry Kewell (before he went to Liverpool and was crap)
CM: Gustavo Poyet
CM: Jack Wilshere
ST: Matt Le Tissier
ST: Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink

Wilshere didn't get in my team because Fabregas and Gerrard have more Balloon Door votes than him.

Good shout on Dan Pet Rescue, knocked England out of Euro 2000. Thanks Phil Neville

How about worst XI to have a premier league medal

onlytreblewinners wrote:How about worst XI to have a premier league medal

I don't want to just list last season's United team...

Cleverley and Welbeck feature

Anderson

------------- Carroll
Luzhny - Cygan - Heinze - Buttner
Ripley - Garde - Wallwork - Blomqvist
------- Aliadiere - Kezman

GSC wrote:Cleverley and Welbeck feature

 Scholes







(based purely on Balon D'Or votes)

Scholes is a shoe in if Scholes+ doesn't have one

Went for a nice sit down along the river at lunch. Nice patch of grass right in the burning sunlight.

So I sit down, and bam. Hand in dog urine. Lunch break over.

  Bad time Soddy