The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Oct 2013, 12:40 pm

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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

Ferrell is a big fan of Gore-Tex
And has a quite large frontal cortex
It's in his cerebral hemisphere
I wish he'd just disappear
By the way, I really want more sex

by **Galted** Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:18 am

A drunken baby struggles to walk
a sober Geordie struggles to talk

by **Pal Joey** Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:18 am

A drunken baby struggles to walk
Catches the eye of Peter Falk

by **Kenny** Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:27 am

A drunken baby struggles to walk
Catches the eye of Peter Falk
To Columbo the case is simple

by **Pal Joey** Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:29 am

A drunken baby struggles to walk
Catches the eye of Peter Falk
To Columbo the case is simple
Clue: an over-reactive dimple

by **Kenny** Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:33 am

A drunken baby struggles to walk
Catches the eye of Peter Falk
To Columbo the case is simple
Clue: an over-reactive dimple
Now if only the baby could talk

by **Pal Joey** Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:37 am

There once was a young groupie from LA

by **Kenny** Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:38 am

There once was a young groupie from LA
Who had a crush on Queen guitarist Brian May

by **Pal Joey** Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:41 am

There once was a young groupie from LA
Who had a crush on Queen guitarist Brian May
She camped outside his hotel

by **Kenny** Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:44 am

There once was a young groupie from LA
Who had a crush on Queen guitarist Brian May
She camped outside his hotel
When she saw him she started to yell

by **Pal Joey** Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:45 am

There once was a young groupie from LA
Who had a crush on Queen guitarist Brian May
She camped outside his hotel
When she saw him she started to yell
and so did he... proclaiming he was gay.

by **Kenny** Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:48 am

I not surprised given his hair

by **Pal Joey** Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:50 am

I not surprised given his hair
What would the odds be on Betfair?

by **Kenny** Tue 10 Dec 2013, 7:01 pm

I not surprised given his hair
What would the odds be on Betfair?
Surely they would be rather low

by **Pal Joey** Tue 10 Dec 2013, 9:58 pm

I not surprised given his hair
What would the odds be on Betfair?
Surely they would be rather low
Which only goes to show

by **Kenny** Tue 10 Dec 2013, 11:21 pm

I not surprised given his hair
What would the odds be on Betfair?
Surely they would be rather low
Which only goes to show
That he should come out if only he dare

by Guest Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:57 pm

I work with a knobhead called Mick

by **Kenny** Sat 14 Dec 2013, 9:53 am

I work with a knobhead called Mick
Who's parents even think he's a pr!ck

by Guest Sat 14 Dec 2013, 12:52 pm

I work with a knobhead called Mick
Who's parents even think he's a pr!ck
His wife is a moose

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 14 Dec 2013, 1:55 pm

I work with a knobhead called Mick
Who's parents even think he's a pr!ck
His wife is a moose
With a big fat caboose

by Guest Sat 14 Dec 2013, 2:06 pm

I work with a knobhead called Mick
Who's parents even think he's a pr!ck
His wife is a moose
With a big fat caboose
And I wish he'd just die real quick

by **Galted** Sat 14 Dec 2013, 7:50 pm

the Mick rhyme should really be framed

by Guest Sat 14 Dec 2013, 7:51 pm

the Mick rhyme should really be framed
Oh it will be when I have him maimed

by **Galted** Sun 15 Dec 2013, 12:07 pm

the Mick rhyme should really be framed
Oh it will be when I have him maimed
I think Freek's gone mad

by **Pal Joey** Sun 15 Dec 2013, 12:19 pm

the Mick rhyme should really be framed
Oh it will be when I have him maimed
I think Freek's gone mad
but he's nonetheless glad

by **Galted** Sun 15 Dec 2013, 12:57 pm

the Mick rhyme should really be framed
Oh it will be when I have him maimed
I think Freek's gone mad
but he's nonetheless glad
that Kenny's the one who'll be blamed

by **Pal Joey** Sun 15 Dec 2013, 1:50 pm

What's this obsession with Sudoku?

by Guest Sun 15 Dec 2013, 5:32 pm

What's this obsession with Sudoku?
Never played it and won't, can I poke you?

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 15 Dec 2013, 8:16 pm

What's this obsession with Sudoku?
Never played it and won't, can I poke you?
Do you like Pokemon?

by Guest Sun 15 Dec 2013, 8:17 pm

What's this obsession with Sudoku?
Never played it and won't, can I poke you?
Do you like Pokemon?
In a way, is that wrong?

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 15 Dec 2013, 8:51 pm

What's this obsession with Sudoku?
Never played it and won't, can I poke you?
Do you like Pokemon?
In a way, is that wrong?
Yes it is, do you like snorting coke too?

by Guest Sun 15 Dec 2013, 8:54 pm

I'm drug free though I like a good drink

by **Pal Joey** Sun 15 Dec 2013, 11:08 pm

I'm drug free though I like a good drink
But I don't have a big problem... I think

by Guest Sun 15 Dec 2013, 11:14 pm

I'm drug free though I like a good drink
But I don't have a big problem... I think
Was sober last year

by **Galted** Mon 16 Dec 2013, 7:09 am

I'm drug free though I like a good drink
But I don't have a big problem... I think
Was sober last year
if you exclude wine and beer

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:25 am

I'm drug free though I like a good drink
But I don't have a big problem... I think
Was sober last year
if you exclude wine and beer
And that time I ended up in the clink

by **Kenny** Mon 16 Dec 2013, 2:02 pm

When Santa showed up at our party

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 16 Dec 2013, 2:35 pm

When Santa showed up at our party
He looked rather a lot like Todd Carty

by **Kenny** Mon 16 Dec 2013, 2:39 pm

When Santa showed up at our party
He looked rather a lot like Todd Carty
More the Bill one than Dancing on Ice

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:27 am

When Santa showed up at our party
He looked rather a lot like Todd Carty
More the Bill one than Dancing on Ice
Dressed as Tucker - I had to look twice

by **Kenny** Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:28 am

When Santa showed up at our party
He looked rather a lot like Todd Carty
More the Bill one than Dancing on Ice
Dressed as Tucker - I had to look twice
As he thought i was Russell Harty

by Guest Fri 20 Dec 2013, 7:41 pm

That's me done for a fortnight, thank god

by **Kenny** Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:15 pm

That's me done for a fortnight, thank god
Said the Taxman to a teary Ken Dodd

by Guest Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:19 pm

That's me done for a fortnight, thank god
Said the Taxman to a teary Ken Dodd
F**k your 20 per cent

by **Kenny** Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:23 pm

That's me done for a fortnight, thank god
Said the Taxman to a teary Ken Dodd
F**k your 20 per cent
Said Doddy to the bespectacled Clark Kent

by Guest Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:27 pm

That's me done for a fortnight, thank god
Said the Taxman to a teary Ken Dodd
F**k your 20 per cent
Said Doddy to the bespectacled Clark Kent
You don't like it I'll roger your rod

by **Kenny** Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:33 pm

It's time to spend the week at the bar

by Guest Sat 21 Dec 2013, 12:44 am

It's time to spend the week at the bar
And then crashing our cheaply made car

by **Pal Joey** Sat 21 Dec 2013, 7:05 am

It's time to spend the week at the bar
And then crashing our cheaply made car
before re-arranging the hotel suite

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 21 Dec 2013, 2:51 pm

It's time to spend the week at the bar
And then crashing our cheaply made car
before re-arranging the hotel suite
And posting the pic on a Tweet

by Guest Sat 21 Dec 2013, 2:53 pm

It's time to spend the week at the bar
And then crashing our cheaply made car
before re-arranging the hotel suite
And posting the pic on a Tweet
With a selfie that says "here we are"

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