The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Oct 2013, 12:40 pm

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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

Ferrell is a big fan of Gore-Tex
And has a quite large frontal cortex
It's in his cerebral hemisphere
I wish he'd just disappear
By the way, I really want more sex

by Guest Sat 07 Dec 2013, 12:54 am

If only those come stains could talk
They'd say "spunk all the way" and then walk
There's so much DNA on there
That I don't even care

by **Pal Joey** Sat 07 Dec 2013, 1:16 am

If only those come stains could talk
They'd say "spunk all the way" and then walk
There's so much DNA on there
That I don't even care
I've already colonised most of Dundalk

by Guest Sat 07 Dec 2013, 3:04 am

I'll admit that I am rather drunk

by **Pal Joey** Sat 07 Dec 2013, 3:17 am

I'll admit that I am rather drunk
By grape... or from some exotic skunk?

by Guest Sat 07 Dec 2013, 3:19 am

I'll admit that I am rather drunk
By grape... or from some exotic skunk?
I really don't know

by **Pal Joey** Sat 07 Dec 2013, 3:19 am

I'll admit that I am rather drunk
By grape... or from some exotic skunk?
I really don't know
So just go with the flow

by Guest Sat 07 Dec 2013, 3:29 am

I'll admit that I am rather drunk
By grape... or from some exotic skunk?
I really don't know
So just go with the flow
Can't deny I resemble a hunk!

by **Pal Joey** Sat 07 Dec 2013, 3:32 am

Are you sure you aren't hallucinating?

by Guest Sat 07 Dec 2013, 3:35 am

Are you sure you aren't hallucinating?
Absolutely I'm not masterbating

by **Pal Joey** Sat 07 Dec 2013, 3:49 am

Are you sure you aren't hallucinating?
Absolutely I'm not masterbating
So the curtains aren't closed

by **Galted** Sat 07 Dec 2013, 7:58 am

Are you sure you aren't hallucinating?
Absolutely I'm not masterbating
So the curtains aren't closed
but my balls are exposed

by **Pal Joey** Sat 07 Dec 2013, 8:02 am

Are you sure you aren't hallucinating?
Absolutely I'm not masterbating
So the curtains aren't closed
but my balls are exposed
To guide nesting terns who're migrating

by **Galted** Sat 07 Dec 2013, 8:30 am

England knee-deep on day three

by **Kenny** Sat 07 Dec 2013, 1:55 pm

England knee-deep on day three
It's already over if you ask me

by Guest Sat 07 Dec 2013, 7:59 pm

England knee-deep on day three
It's already over if you ask me
It's not even close

by **Kenny** Sat 07 Dec 2013, 9:17 pm

England knee-deep on day three
It's already over if you ask me
It's not even close
They've gone through us like a dose

by Guest Sat 07 Dec 2013, 9:24 pm

England knee-deep on day three
It's already over if you ask me
It's not even close
They've gone through us like a dose
That reminds me I have HIV

by Guest Sat 07 Dec 2013, 9:46 pm

Are the ashes served up in a tray?

by **Pal Joey** Sat 07 Dec 2013, 9:53 pm

Are the ashes served up in a tray?
Like room service when you're on holiday?

by Guest Sat 07 Dec 2013, 9:54 pm

Are the ashes served up in a tray?
Like room service when you're on holiday?
Do they come with a scent?

by **Pal Joey** Sat 07 Dec 2013, 9:57 pm

Are the ashes served up in a tray?
Like room service when you're on holiday?
Do they come with a scent?
Of a team that's well spent

by Guest Sat 07 Dec 2013, 10:02 pm

Are the ashes served up in a tray?
Like room service when you're on holiday?
Do they come with a scent?
Of a team that's well spent
Would it help if us Englishmen pray?

by **Pal Joey** Sat 07 Dec 2013, 10:18 pm

Mitch looks like a 70s porn star

by Guest Sat 07 Dec 2013, 10:19 pm

Mitch looks like a 70s porn star
Is he swinging his meat like we are

by **Pal Joey** Sat 07 Dec 2013, 10:27 pm

Mitch looks like a 70s porn star
Is he swinging his meat like we are
I'd say the chances are likely

by Guest Sat 07 Dec 2013, 10:29 pm

Mitch looks like a 70s porn star
Is he swinging his meat like we are
I'd say the chances are likely
Just to the left slightly

by **Pal Joey** Sat 07 Dec 2013, 10:39 pm

Mitch looks like a 70s porn star
Is he swinging his meat like we are
I'd say the chances are likely
Just to the left slightly
But it's more pronounced on his avatar

by Guest Sat 07 Dec 2013, 10:41 pm

Bigga boo, bigga ba, bigga bop

by **Pal Joey** Sat 07 Dec 2013, 10:42 pm

Bigga boo, bigga ba, bigga bop
Watch me do the Fosbury Flop

by Guest Sat 07 Dec 2013, 10:44 pm

Bigga boo, bigga ba, bigga bop
Watch me do the Fosbury Flop
As I land on the mat

by **Pal Joey** Sat 07 Dec 2013, 10:47 pm

Bigga boo, bigga ba, bigga bop
Watch me do the Fosbury Flop
As I land on the mat
Concealing a heavy rake that

by Guest Sat 07 Dec 2013, 10:56 pm

Bigga boo, bigga ba, bigga bop
Watch me do the Fosbury Flop
As I land on the mat
Concealing a heavy rake that
Got so deep that it prodded my plop!

by **Pal Joey** Sat 07 Dec 2013, 11:05 pm

My walk now is decidedly odd

by Guest Sat 07 Dec 2013, 11:20 pm

My walk now is decidedly odd
Do you swagger like an Ozzie god?

by **Pal Joey** Sat 07 Dec 2013, 11:36 pm

My walk now is decidedly odd
Do you swagger like an Ozzie god?
Like one with a rake up his arse

by Guest Sat 07 Dec 2013, 11:48 pm

My walk now is decidedly odd
Do you swagger like an Ozzie god?
Like one with a rake up his arse
What a blast from the past

by **Pal Joey** Sat 07 Dec 2013, 11:52 pm

My walk now is decidedly odd
Do you swagger like an Ozzie god?
Like one with a rake up his arse
What a blast from the past
My gait now has more of a plod

by **Kenny** Sun 08 Dec 2013, 6:11 pm

by **Kenny** Sun 08 Dec 2013, 6:12 pm

The girls call me the tripod

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 09 Dec 2013, 8:28 am

The girls call me the tripod
When we ban them they say "Why, Mod?"

by **Pal Joey** Mon 09 Dec 2013, 8:33 am

The girls call me the tripod
When we ban them they say "Why, Mod?"
Great save Julius... that was a hard one

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 09 Dec 2013, 9:58 am

The girls call me the tripod
When we ban them they say "Why, Mod?"
Great save Julius... that was a hard one
If I leave, you'll ask "Where's the Bard gone?"

by **Pal Joey** Mon 09 Dec 2013, 10:47 am

The girls call me the tripod
When we ban them they say "Why, Mod?"
Great save Julius... that was a hard one
If I leave, you'll ask "Where's the Bard gone?"
Down to the tavern called "The Devil's Ramrod".

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 09 Dec 2013, 11:10 am

I'm glad that one's out of the way

by **Galted** Mon 09 Dec 2013, 8:14 pm

I'm glad that one's out of the way
I'm glad that my dad wasn't gay

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 09 Dec 2013, 9:31 pm

I'm glad that one's out of the way
I'm glad that my dad wasn't gay
I'm glad that my mum

by **Galted** Tue 10 Dec 2013, 7:26 am

I'm glad that one's out of the way
I'm glad that my dad wasn't gay
I'm glad that my mum
could breastfeed me rum

by **Pal Joey** Tue 10 Dec 2013, 7:35 am

I'm glad that one's out of the way
I'm glad that my dad wasn't gay
I'm glad that my mum
could breastfeed me rum
who says alcoholism doesn't pay?

by **Kenny** Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:13 am

by **Kenny** Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:14 am

A drunken baby struggles to walk

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