The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Oct 2013, 12:40 pm

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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

Ferrell is a big fan of Gore-Tex
And has a quite large frontal cortex
It's in his cerebral hemisphere
I wish he'd just disappear
By the way, I really want more sex

by **Kenny** Fri 22 Nov 2013, 3:27 pm

As the batsmen crumbled under the strain
My heart felt the tug strings of long dormant pain
The wickets will continue to fall

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 22 Nov 2013, 3:34 pm

As the batsmen crumbled under the strain
My heart felt the tug strings of long dormant pain
The wickets will continue to fall
My eunoia blackened to a pall

by **Kenny** Fri 22 Nov 2013, 3:37 pm

As the batsmen crumbled under the strain
My heart felt the tug strings of long dormant pain
The wickets will continue to fall
My eunoia blackened to a pall
Leaving me kneeling and praying for rain

by **Pal Joey** Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:48 am

it wasn't far off... it absolutely bucketed down later that night.

Now I feel like some colonial villain

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 28 Nov 2013, 2:50 pm

Now I feel like some colonial villain
Who's gone on a spree - done some killin'

by **Kenny** Thu 28 Nov 2013, 2:55 pm

Now I feel like some colonial villain
Who's gone on a spree - done some killin'
Just do not get caught

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 28 Nov 2013, 3:13 pm

Now I feel like some colonial villain
Who's gone on a spree - done some killin'
Just do not get caught
Or your @55 we can deport

by **Kenny** Thu 28 Nov 2013, 3:16 pm

Now I feel like some colonial villain
Who's gone on a spree - done some killin'
Just do not get caught
Or your @55 we can deport
Just a typical Aussie BBQing and Chillin

by **Pal Joey** Fri 29 Nov 2013, 9:02 am

Do you like your meat well-cooked or raw?

by **Galted** Fri 29 Nov 2013, 9:20 am

Do you like your meat well-cooked or raw?
was once asked of me by a wh0re

by **Pal Joey** Fri 29 Nov 2013, 9:41 am

Do you like your meat well-cooked or raw?
was once asked of me by a wh0re
as she slapped on my big sausage

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:11 am

Do you like your meat well-cooked or raw?
was once asked of me by a wh0re
as she slapped on my big sausage
in the car park where we cottage

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:19 am

Do you like your meat well-cooked or raw?
was once asked of me by a wh0re
as she slapped on my big sausage
in the car park where we cottage
I decided to go in the back door

by **Galted** Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:24 am

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:27 am

by **Pal Joey** Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:35 am

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:37 am

These Rhymes are a step up in class

by **Pal Joey** Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:45 am

These Rhymes are a step up in class
said the wh0re with a slightly bent arse

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:49 am

These Rhymes are a step up in class
said the wh0re with a slightly bent arse
how it bent is quite funny

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:31 am

These Rhymes are a step up in class
said the wh0re with a slightly bent arse
how it bent is quite funny
it cost me a lot of money

by **Pal Joey** Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:50 am

These Rhymes are a step up in class
said the wh0re with a slightly bent arse
how it bent is quite funny
it cost me a lot of money
and put and end to my career in Las Vegas

by **Kenny** Fri 29 Nov 2013, 3:45 pm

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 29 Nov 2013, 4:32 pm

Herein lies a timely reminder

by **Galted** Fri 29 Nov 2013, 5:01 pm

Herein lies a timely reminder
that a newt makes a sh1t organ grinder

by **Kenny** Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:41 pm

Herein lies a timely reminder
that a newt makes a sh1t organ grinder
with it's small arms and very long tail

by Guest Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:49 pm

Herein lies a timely reminder
that a newt makes a sh1t organ grinder
with it's small arms and very long tail
And it's colour not pale

by **Pal Joey** Sat 30 Nov 2013, 12:50 pm

Herein lies a timely reminder
that a newt makes a sh1t organ grinder
with it's small arms and very long tail
And it's colour not pale
Turning sheet music - it hardly ever has a blinder

by **Kenny** Mon 02 Dec 2013, 12:05 pm

Can a sheep really send you to sleep ?

by **Galted** Mon 02 Dec 2013, 12:12 pm

Can a sheep really send you to sleep ?
no it but can make your d1ck weep

by **Kenny** Mon 02 Dec 2013, 12:13 pm

Can a sheep really send you to sleep ?
no it but can make your d1ck weep
making the wool feel all sticky

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 02 Dec 2013, 12:18 pm

Can a sheep really send you to sleep ?
no it but can make your d1ck weep
making the wool feel all sticky
Did you read that on wiki?

by **Kenny** Mon 02 Dec 2013, 12:21 pm

Can a sheep really send you to sleep ?
no it but can make your d1ck weep
making the wool feel all sticky
Did you read that on wiki?
No just from going in not fully balls deep

by **Pal Joey** Thu 05 Dec 2013, 9:56 pm

This rash has a mind of its own

by Guest Fri 06 Dec 2013, 7:55 pm

This rash has a mind of its own
And I've scratched it so hard I feel bone

by **Galted** Fri 06 Dec 2013, 9:52 pm

This rash has a mind of its own
And I've scratched it so hard I feel bone
my fingers are bent

by **Pal Joey** Fri 06 Dec 2013, 9:57 pm

This rash has a mind of its own
And I've scratched it so hard I feel bone
my fingers are bent
but the pus won't relent

by **Galted** Fri 06 Dec 2013, 10:09 pm

This rash has a mind of its own
And I've scratched it so hard I feel bone
my fingers are bent
but the pus won't relent
and I'm farting like a f*****g trombone

by Guest Fri 06 Dec 2013, 10:35 pm

I've missed reading Galteds great lines

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 06 Dec 2013, 11:22 pm

I've missed reading Galteds great lines
They're the best, which nothing outshines

by Guest Fri 06 Dec 2013, 11:23 pm

I've missed reading Galteds great lines
They're the best, which nothing outshines
I've tried but I've failed

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 06 Dec 2013, 11:25 pm

I've missed reading Galteds great lines
They're the best, which nothing outshines
I've tried but I've failed
And I've tried but I've bailed

by **Pal Joey** Fri 06 Dec 2013, 11:51 pm

I've missed reading Galteds great lines
They're the best, which nothing outshines
I've tried but I've failed
And I've tried but I've bailed
Same here...I feel lost in a forest of pines.

by Guest Fri 06 Dec 2013, 11:53 pm

Mr Liney and Marx, how you been?

by **Pal Joey** Fri 06 Dec 2013, 11:59 pm

Mr Liney and Marx, how you been?
Fine thanks, we're living quite clean

by Guest Sat 07 Dec 2013, 12:01 am

Mr Liney and Marx, how you been?
Fine thanks, we're living quite clean
That's so good to hear

by **Pal Joey** Sat 07 Dec 2013, 12:03 am

Mr Liney and Marx, how you been?
Fine thanks, we're living quite clean
That's so good to hear
Despite that sofa smear

by Guest Sat 07 Dec 2013, 12:09 am

Mr Liney and Marx, how you been?
Fine thanks, we're living quite clean
That's so good to hear
Despite that sofa smear
Does it fit in a washing machine?

by **Pal Joey** Sat 07 Dec 2013, 12:12 am

If only those come stains could talk

by Guest Sat 07 Dec 2013, 12:14 am

If only those come stains could talk
They'd say "spunk all the way" and then walk

by **Pal Joey** Sat 07 Dec 2013, 12:48 am

If only those come stains could talk
They'd say "spunk all the way" and then walk
There's so much DNA on there

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