If a Tree Falls In a Forest...

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Sat 02 Nov 2013, 12:04 am

Having come to the conclusion on the podcast (cheap plug) that whether he can be seen or not, somewhere, some place, Mr Anderson is likely turning heel or face, and that Ric Flair is somewhere blading/bleeding it leads me to ask...what are certain wrestlers always going to be doing even though we cant see them?

Its a philosophical thought experiment based around wrestling!

I could see the Ultimate Warrior stubbornly working in a sales team refusing to sell anything but remaining on the staff.

Hulk Hogan actually working in what is meant to be a low level role, but interrupting board meetings and presentations to take over the pitch, brother, all the while parking everyday in the parking space reserved for the CEO.

John Cena most likely is followed around everywhere he goes by Michael Cole. The pair always get in situations where it looks like Cena isn't going to get things done. Maybe he needs to be at the dentist in 5 minutes, but theres 15 minutes of traffic. Michael Cole is extremely downtrodden "I just, I can't see how Cena can take much more of this punishment. He's miles away from where he wants to be right now, really stuck down and he can barely move"...but John somehow charges himself up and defies all the odds, suddenly his car jets into the air with a minute to spare and flies to the dentists office. "OH MY GOD, CENA'S DONE IT, HE MADE IT, I CAN'T BELIEVE CENA WON!"

My last one is that wherever Ryback goes, someone is always shouting "Goldberg" at him. "Ive got a letter for Mr Goldberg" as Ryback picks up his post. Or his gym buddies "Goldbergggggg, Goldbergggggg, Goldberggggg"

The premise should by now make more sense than I originally explained. Feel free to follow me if you think this could actually be funnier than my examples Hug

by Dr Gregory House MD Sat 02 Nov 2013, 12:28 am

Some where right now, Sin Cara is botching something and hurting himself

by **Kenny** Sat 02 Nov 2013, 12:39 am

Somewhere right now Mrs Foleys baby boy is getting a cheap pop right here in ...........

by kamikaze Sat 02 Nov 2013, 7:57 am

The undertaker takes a stupid ammount of time to walk any where. His druids take up all the room on paths and shop aisels infact they are banned from most public places due to the ammount of smoke just when he walks, And when he does finally arrive at places takes him longer take off his hat and coat. And word of advice avoid his family reunions his family aint all with it.

by bretmeharty Sat 02 Nov 2013, 8:00 am

I like the idea of this,

Somewhere right now Vince M is strutting around like he owns the place.

JBL is trying to find a camera to smile awkwardly into it.

by Adam D Sat 02 Nov 2013, 8:56 am

Somewhere right now, Melina is sleeping with a wrestler.

by Adam D Sat 02 Nov 2013, 8:59 am

Adam D wrote:Somewhere right now, Melina is sleeping with a wrestler.

Whilst John Morrison spies from them from atop a wardrobe.

by **Hero** Sat 02 Nov 2013, 9:38 am

Somewhere right now Bret Hart is rating his breakfast 4/10

by Dr Gregory House MD Sat 02 Nov 2013, 10:45 am

Hero wrote:Somewhere right now Bret Hart is rating his breakfast 4/10

Better than mine then, single square sausage that tasted like cardboard, friggen hospital food

by Dr Gregory House MD Sat 02 Nov 2013, 10:47 am

Some where right now, Big E Langston is being both strong and fast

by Samo Sat 02 Nov 2013, 11:11 am

Somewhere, right now, Kevin Nash blew out another quad.

by RinoGattuso Sat 02 Nov 2013, 11:28 am

Somewhere, right now, CM Punk is balls deep in another diva.

by Samo Sat 02 Nov 2013, 11:46 am

Somewhere, right now, Bret Hart is rating this thread 4/10.

by TopoftheChops Sat 02 Nov 2013, 12:14 pm

Somewhere, right now, John Cena is kicking out at a 2 count

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Sat 02 Nov 2013, 12:19 pm

Somewhere, right now, Big Show is crying

by crippledtart Sat 02 Nov 2013, 12:27 pm

Somewhere right now, the TNA creative team is taking a simple and straightforward concept and doing it wrong.

by crippledtart Sat 02 Nov 2013, 12:29 pm

I imagine every time Daniel Bryan is about to eat his favourite meal, WWE whips it away from him and tells him that it'll taste better next month.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Sat 02 Nov 2013, 12:35 pm

Just think how many weddings Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella will have to arrange before it finally goes through.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Sat 02 Nov 2013, 12:36 pm

Somewhere right now, Curtis Axel is boring somebody

by Adam D Sat 02 Nov 2013, 12:57 pm

Somewhere right now, hero is slating TNA.

by TopoftheChops Sat 02 Nov 2013, 1:13 pm

Adam D wrote:Somewhere right now, hero is slating TNA.

or thinking about dean ambrose in sexual ways

by Samo Sat 02 Nov 2013, 1:19 pm

Somewhere, right now, Ric Flair is dropping elbows on books, suit jackets, plates, cars, policemen, the Sky+ HD box, the Royal Rumble Anthology II box set, a stapler, the bathroom radiator, last nights take away, Arn Anderson and a Big Mac.

Just a typical day in the life of Flair.

by Dr Gregory House MD Sat 02 Nov 2013, 2:48 pm

Somewhere right now, Kurt Angle is drink driving

by RinoGattuso Sat 02 Nov 2013, 4:06 pm

Somewhere, right now, Triple H is burying someone.

by Jammy31 Sat 02 Nov 2013, 4:40 pm

Somewhere right now, the Shockmaster is losing his head.

by **Kenny** Sat 02 Nov 2013, 11:27 pm

Somewhere right now someone is making a sex tape with Chyna

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Sat 02 Nov 2013, 11:38 pm

Somewhere right now Natalya is farting

by Dr Gregory House MD Sun 03 Nov 2013, 12:02 am

Somewhere, right now, Chris Benoit's Weights Machine is awaiting its next victim

by **Hero** Sun 03 Nov 2013, 12:12 am

Somewhere right now, Dr House is being greedy.

by Dr Gregory House MD Sun 03 Nov 2013, 12:17 am

Hero wrote:Somewhere right now, Dr House is being greedy.

Somewhere, right now, Alan Carr wants his face back

by **Hero** Sun 03 Nov 2013, 12:23 am

Dr Gregory House MD wrote:
Hero wrote:Somewhere right now, Dr House is being greedy.

Somewhere, right now, Alan Carr wants his face back

by Dr Gregory House MD Sun 03 Nov 2013, 12:27 am

And with that I return to the throng of naked men and women writhing in my bed...

or a hot chocolate, I forget which

time to get to sleep anyways

by **Kenny** Sun 03 Nov 2013, 6:07 pm

Somewhere right now Triple H is in the Gorilla position with Stephanie

by **Hero** Sun 03 Nov 2013, 6:24 pm

Somewhere right now Triple H is clicking on his name repeatedly on a WWE poll.

by Adam D Sun 03 Nov 2013, 6:49 pm

Somewhere right now, Heidenreich is writing poetry.

by **Hero** Sun 03 Nov 2013, 6:57 pm

Somewhere right now Adam is writing a TNA article for Wrestletalk tv.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Sun 03 Nov 2013, 7:56 pm

Somewhere right now Jake the Snake Roberts could be making a horrible decision

by **Hero** Sun 03 Nov 2013, 8:19 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Somewhere right now Jake the Snake Roberts could be making a horrible decision

Meths or TNA?, meths or TNA?

Just Say No (to TNA).

by Adam D Mon 04 Nov 2013, 8:16 am

somewhere right now, Ric Flair is divorcing someone

by theundisputedY2D2 Mon 04 Nov 2013, 8:36 am

Somewhere right now, Vince McMahon is ogling pics of Stephanie McMahon and John Cena.

by Adam D Mon 04 Nov 2013, 8:43 am

Somewhere right now, Shane McMahon is dancing

by theundisputedY2D2 Mon 04 Nov 2013, 8:44 am

Somewhere right now, Shawn Michaels is desperately trying to look someone in the eye.

And failing miserably.

by DrDeath Mon 04 Nov 2013, 9:08 am

Somewhere, right now, Ric Flair is wooing and elbowing his jacket

by Mr H Mon 04 Nov 2013, 10:53 am

Somewhere right now, The Rock is rising and grinding, bringing it and being his self indulgent dickwod self.

by theundisputedY2D2 Mon 04 Nov 2013, 11:13 am

Somewhere right now, the Undertaker is hibernating with his alarm clock set for 'Wrestlemania season'.

by Adam D Mon 04 Nov 2013, 11:15 am

Somewhere right now, the Rock is cooking.

by theundisputedY2D2 Mon 04 Nov 2013, 11:16 am

Adam D wrote:Somewhere right now, the Rock is cooking.

You sure Adam? I can't smell it....

by Adam D Mon 04 Nov 2013, 11:21 am

theundisputedY2D2 wrote:
Adam D wrote:Somewhere right now, the Rock is cooking.
You sure Adam? I can't smell it....

I have a vision of him standing on his agga cooker, posing at the splash back on his wall. wearing a chefs hat.

by theundisputedY2D2 Mon 04 Nov 2013, 11:29 am

Adam D wrote:
theundisputedY2D2 wrote:
Adam D wrote:Somewhere right now, the Rock is cooking.
You sure Adam? I can't smell it....
I have a vision of him standing on his agga cooker, posing at the splash back on his wall. wearing a chefs hat.

"Put it in at gas mark 4 for 60 minutes jabroni!"

by david lee Mon 04 Nov 2013, 2:23 pm

theundisputedY2D2 wrote:
Adam D wrote:
theundisputedY2D2 wrote:
Adam D wrote:Somewhere right now, the Rock is cooking.
You sure Adam? I can't smell it....
I have a vision of him standing on his agga cooker, posing at the splash back on his wall. wearing a chefs hat.
"Put it in at gas mark 4 for 60 minutes jabroni!"

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