The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

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As the old thread is reaching its max again, I thought I would set up a whole new 20 spare pages for you all to talk about things neither cultural or Cup based.

Not that it makes a difference.

All anthropod, cortex and mild stereotyping of northerners welcome in here.

Just don't ask about the 2014 cup competition though.

Racialist, many people are poles apart on here

I have a large pole.

Did he build your house?

Racist.

I never drive fast

Morning by the way, I see you are still climbing the dizzy ranks of Modhood, you will transcend badges shortly Tino

rick_dagless wrote:I never drive fast

Morning by the way, I see you are still climbing the dizzy ranks of Modhood, you will transcend badges shortly Tino

Morning, rick.

Yes, but I was absolutely inundated with PM's last night from the people of 606v2 begging me to burn my badges and come back to my people. I had literally figuratively thousands of them.

Tino wrote:Yes, but I was absolutely inundated with PM's last night from the people of 606v2 begging me to burn my badges and come back to my people. I had literally figuratively thousands of them.

Absolute power and all that, has Galted forgiven you or has he flounced off to the Film Boards, I see that Toppy has popped over also, dark days indeed.

Another day off work today - I'm afraid I will spend it fretting about the damage Tina will inflict on the site with his new found powers. Either that or I will work out my frustration by "accidently" kicking a 7 year old boy in the face when I take my daughter to soft play.

Galted sent me a PM last night with a picture of him about to set fire to his new Hi-Tecs if I didn't relinquish power. I was really upset.

I hope he comes back to us. I am still the same person I was before.

Ps Truss posted at 6:49 this morning - lets see how he reacts to the sh*t the bed joke.

Bloody hell, super, how much time off do you have in Scotland.

The criminals must be laughing at you.

Tino wrote:I am still the same person I was before

One Burrito and he will come round Tino

super wrote:lets see how he reacts to the sh*t the bed joke

I would imagine by calling you "son" and making a markedly patronising comment, possibly dropping in a coloured mollusc into the mix.

My mate is a criminal barrister. He reckons he's gonna have to look for a new job due to some kind of government legislation.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Bloody hell, super, how much time off do you have in Scotland.

The criminals must be laughing at you.

They were laughing already. B*stards.

michales wrote:He reckons he's gonna have to look for a new job due to some kind of government legislation.

Is it to do with taking their wigs off them?

This is why I stuck with contract law

rick_dagless wrote:

michales wrote:He reckons he's gonna have to look for a new job due to some kind of government legislation.

Is it to do with taking their wigs off them?

This is why I stuck with contract law

Are you a lawyer as well, dagless?

Tino wrote:Are you a lawyer as well, dagless?

For my sins Tino, though I work for a company rather than private practice.

Luckliy the scrotes i deal with are marginally better dressed

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted sent me a PM last night with a picture of him about to set fire to his new Hi-Tecs if I didn't relinquish power.  I was really upset.

I hope he comes back to us.  I am still the same person I was before.

Why do you have to go broadcasting it? You've changed, Tino, you've really changed.

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:Are you a lawyer as well, dagless?

For my sins Tino, though I work for a company rather than private practice.

Luckliy the scrotes i deal with are marginally better dressed

Superfly thought he had the monopoly on law round here.

He will start throwing b*tchy comments at you shortly. He won't like this.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted sent me a PM last night with a picture of him about to set fire to his new Hi-Tecs if I didn't relinquish power.  I was really upset.

I hope he comes back to us.  I am still the same person I was before.

Why do you have to go broadcasting it?  You've changed, Tino, you've really changed.

It upset me, I am looking for support. Support from my fellow Mod/Admin/VIP Legend family will do.

I don't want to see you hurt, Galted.

Tino wrote:Superfly thought he had the monopoly on law round here.

He will start throwing b*tchy comments at you shortly. He won't like this.

I am sure that super is a bigger man than that Tino, though he is in a different area of the profession than me. But B*tchy comments are pretty par for the course in the legal profession, like models with absolutley none of the redeeming features...

I was in-house for a few years, Rick but came back to private practice last year.  It's just the same - except for junior lawyers who get beasted in private practice.  I saunter out the door at 5 most nights leaving all my work for the poor 20 something proles.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted sent me a PM last night with a picture of him about to set fire to his new Hi-Tecs if I didn't relinquish power.  I was really upset.

I hope he comes back to us.  I am still the same person I was before.

Why do you have to go broadcasting it?  You've changed, Tino, you've really changed.

I am heading up to London tomorrow Galted. Going to see some sheeet insects at some museum. Tried to persuade the missus to do wrap-it-up instead of some Korean place she's found. She almost waivered after reading your review.

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted sent me a PM last night with a picture of him about to set fire to his new Hi-Tecs if I didn't relinquish power.  I was really upset.

I hope he comes back to us.  I am still the same person I was before.

Why do you have to go broadcasting it?  You've changed, Tino, you've really changed.

I am heading up to London tomorrow Galted. Going to see some sheeet insects at some museum. Tried to persuade the missus to do wrap-it-up instead of some Korean place she's found. She almost waivered after reading your review.

Good work, michaels. There's one near Charing Cross (in Villiers Street) though I haven't tried it. Get mine from the Broadgate one but not sure it's open on weekends. I'm probably going to London Aquarium tomorrow, I'm quite hopeful that it'll be all I dreamed about and more.

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted sent me a PM last night with a picture of him about to set fire to his new Hi-Tecs if I didn't relinquish power.  I was really upset.

I hope he comes back to us.  I am still the same person I was before.

Why do you have to go broadcasting it?  You've changed, Tino, you've really changed.

I am heading up to London tomorrow Galted. Going to see some sheeet insects at some museum. Tried to persuade the missus to do wrap-it-up instead of some Korean place she's found. She almost waivered after reading your review.

For a moment I thought the morning was off to a really bad start, with michaels using 'waivered' when he meant 'wavered', then I realised it was a clever law-related pun, in the context of the day's recent posts, and I cheered up. Well done sean!

Galted wrote:I'm probably going to London Aquarium tomorrow, I'm quite hopeful that it'll be all I dreamed about and more.

I love the London Aquarium. Great place.

They have really good face painters down there as well although they are a little expensive at £5. The level of detail is amazing though.

Why don't you get your face painted as a lion and go round scaring kids?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:I'm probably going to London Aquarium tomorrow, I'm quite hopeful that it'll be all I dreamed about and more.

I love the London Aquarium.  Great place.

They have really good face painters down there as well although they are a little expensive at £5.  The level of detail is amazing though.

Why don't you get your face painted as a lion and go round scaring kids?

Don't need to, I just wander around in my tracksuit, smoking a cigar, and they run screaming for some reason.

superflyweight wrote:I was in-house for a few years, Rick but came back to private practice last year. It's just the same - except for junior lawyers who get beasted in private practice. I saunter out the door at 5 most nights leaving all my work for the poor 20 something proles.

I am in a relatively good position in that people either a) Don't know what i do and leave me alone or b) get all scared and shizz and leave me alone.

So early dart for me today!

Galted wrote:  I'm probably going to London Aquarium tomorrow, I'm quite hopeful that it'll be all I dreamed about and more.

I'm doing very little, TSMR is out so will probably stay in and have a big w@nk.

Galted wrote:London Aquarium

Is this just the whole of South West London now?

Rowley wrote:

Galted wrote:  I'm probably going to London Aquarium tomorrow, I'm quite hopeful that it'll be all I dreamed about and more.

I'm doing very little, TSMR is out so will probably stay in and have a big w@nk.

My missus is out tonight and all I was thinking was it is a great opportunity to sow my tomato seeds for the summer. With a few beers of course.

seanmichaels wrote:sow my tomato seeds for the summer.

Is this a euphemism?

rick_dagless wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:sow my tomato seeds for the summer.

Is this a euphemism?

I was going to say I wish that were the case but I don't really. Unless the slightly angry Russian auditor popped round that is. Growing things is very therapeutic.

And she would like tomato's as they are red.

Must admit I dont find gardening theraputic at all, I Kept chickens in the last property i lived in with a garden

Rowley wrote:

Galted wrote:  I'm probably going to London Aquarium tomorrow, I'm quite hopeful that it'll be all I dreamed about and more.

I'm doing very little, TSMR is out so will probably stay in and have a big w@nk.

Anything planned for your impending birthday, Jeff?

rick_dagless wrote:And she would like tomato's as they are red.

Must admit I dont find gardening theraputic at all, I Kept chickens in the last property i lived in with a garden

My old man has about 30 chickens. They do a lot of boneing - never seen anything like it. The Cockerells just march around bending over the hens and smashing them up. It's carnage first thing in the morning. The duck also tries to get in on the act but killed one of the miniature bantams last spring so is being monitored carefully at the moment.

Adam. I love you. In a non-gay way.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Galted wrote:  I'm probably going to London Aquarium tomorrow, I'm quite hopeful that it'll be all I dreamed about and more.

I'm doing very little, TSMR is out so will probably stay in and have a big w@nk.

Anything planned for your impending birthday, Jeff?

немного stalkerish дрочила

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Galted wrote:  I'm probably going to London Aquarium tomorrow, I'm quite hopeful that it'll be all I dreamed about and more.

I'm doing very little, TSMR is out so will probably stay in and have a big w@nk.

Anything planned for your impending birthday, Jeff?

Nothing now mate, TSMR was taking me to that Tyson evening, but it is now cancelled due to him not being able to get a visa, so have nothing at all planned.

Do love how Adam has given you every badge other than founder, he is so precious.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:Are you a lawyer as well, dagless?

For my sins Tino, though I work for a company rather than private practice.

Luckliy the scrotes i deal with are marginally better dressed

Superfly thought he had the monopoly on law round here.

He will start throwing b*tchy comments at you shortly.  He won't like this.

Don't forget C_S. He loved to try laud it over people, claiming to be a fully qualified lawyer......

seanmichaels wrote:he duck also tries to get in on the act but killed one of the miniature bantams last spring so is being monitored carefully at the moment.

Ducks only seem to be into stand up comedy and R@pe, they are the chavs of the animal kingdom

How is that stalkerish?

The information is there for anyone to see. I am just being friendly.

Rowley wrote:Do love how Adam has given you every badge other than founder, he is so precious.

I won't have a bad word said against Adam.

Toppy wrote:Don't forget C_S. He loved to try laud it over people, claiming to be a fully qualified lawyer......

C_S is the equivalent of Kim Yung Un at the UN table.

Though nobady was as qualified at everything as Coxy

Haha yeh, good old semi-pro golfer/cricketer and legendary lothario Coxy. Kinda miss him on the boxing boards tbh...

'Manager' now? I'm sure you have the full confidence of the board.

Toppy wrote:Haha yeh, good old semi-pro golfer/cricketer and legendary lothario Coxy. Kinda miss him on the boxing boards tbh...

he was good value, and knew his stuff, when he wasnt claiming to have invented the internet after scoring a double century, getting a hole in one, and then playing golf...

JuliusHMarx wrote:'Manager' now? I'm sure you have the full confidence of the board.

As long I have your confidence, I don't give a sh*t about anyone else.

rick_dagless wrote:

Toppy wrote:Haha yeh, good old semi-pro golfer/cricketer and legendary lothario Coxy. Kinda miss him on the boxing boards tbh...

he was good value, and knew his stuff, when he wasnt claiming to have invented the internet after scoring a double century, getting a hole in one, and then playing golf...

You do wonder how he found the time with all the economic and political think tanks he was on as well.