The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Mar 10, 2014 12:50 pm

First topic message reminder :

superflyweight wrote:It's in Edinburgh and it's called the "Pubic Triangle". Is about 5 minutes from my work and there's always a distressing smell of lube hanging over the area.

That's the one, thanks super.

Is lube really a distressing smell?

by **superflyweight** Wed Mar 12, 2014 2:27 pm

No way is Truss' steroid affected hampton going to get anyone pregnant.

by Rowley Wed Mar 12, 2014 2:30 pm

Also Tina's Mrs is Canadian, surely they hate Americans more than anyone.

by **seanmichaels** Wed Mar 12, 2014 2:31 pm

Do canadians like Hugh Jackman?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Mar 12, 2014 2:36 pm

Canadians like Paul Henderson.

by Rowley Wed Mar 12, 2014 2:40 pm

I did not know who Paul Henderson was so googled him. I then had to wonder why Canadians would have any strong leanings either way to a horse trainer. A lesson for you all in reading more than one link on your google searches.

by **Galted** Wed Mar 12, 2014 2:41 pm

Ice hockey and seal clubbing are their favourite things.

by **seanmichaels** Wed Mar 12, 2014 2:42 pm

Galted wrote:Ice hockey and seal clubbing are their favourite things.

And handling wood.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Mar 12, 2014 3:03 pm

Rowley wrote:child number 47 and he is doing duties relating to whatever that particular process entails.

Crikey, glad he is picking up the slack so I don't have to breed, i never know whether to congratulate or commiserate .

by Rowley Wed Mar 12, 2014 3:07 pm

I think the etiquette is to congratulate for the first two, commiserate for anything above that number.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Mar 12, 2014 3:09 pm

Rowley wrote:I think the etiquette is to congratulate for the first two, commiserate for anything above that number.

Ah I have been wondering for years, thanks for the clarification Jeff.

I shall ready my most sincere condolences, this is if he is not a deceased union leader of course, in which case it would be irrelevant...

by **seanmichaels** Wed Mar 12, 2014 3:14 pm

Speaking of Union, what happened to him?

by Rowley Wed Mar 12, 2014 3:15 pm

Not sure Sean, I know he moved offices/jobs at work so just think he got insanely busy.

by TopHat24/7 Wed Mar 12, 2014 3:16 pm

New job?

by **seanmichaels** Wed Mar 12, 2014 3:26 pm

Looks like he signed off with the following

compelling and rich wrote:
berner lee is responsible for easy accessible porn

Union Cane wrote: Maybe it was just my local area but in my youth (ie pre-the interweb) there always seemed to be a ready supply of material available on roadside verges and in ditches. Not in the best condition, some of it, but fully useable all the same.

Up there with GG in terms of parting speeches.

by Rowley Wed Mar 12, 2014 3:36 pm

It is not the most Churchillian of parting addresses is it?

by **superflyweight** Wed Mar 12, 2014 7:15 pm

Still better than one of his autistic reverse lineal threads.

by **Galted** Thu Mar 13, 2014 7:04 am

It's 7.04 on the Culture Cup Round 6 and, so far, it's sh1te.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Mar 13, 2014 7:09 am

Thats because of you mate.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Mar 13, 2014 7:20 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrZlWw8Di10

Good start to anyones day

by **Galted** Thu Mar 13, 2014 7:33 am

Damn it, Shah, sort out your punctuation. Two errors in each post, what kind of welcome would that be for Tino if he was ever returned to us?

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Mar 13, 2014 7:43 am

A better one that he got from his wife when she was in labour and her son (frustrated at being thwarted by the womb wall) when he got out.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Mar 13, 2014 7:58 am

Shah wrote:A better one that he got from his wife when she was in labour and her son (frustrated at being thwarted by the womb wall) when he got out

Must admit Shah, that sentence is a pretty tough read with all the various grammatical falings.

(kudos for the jive talking scene though)

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Mar 13, 2014 8:07 am

Sorry, 15 hour shift yesterday and for some reason only able to sleep for three hours.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Mar 13, 2014 8:10 am

Fair enough Shah, it will never be mentioned again, partly due to me laughing my nuts off at Airplane.

by **Galted** Thu Mar 13, 2014 8:15 am

Good use of "thwarted" as well, it's one of those words we don't see often enough on v2, like "portly" and "upshot".

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Mar 13, 2014 8:25 am

Also, I feel that 'Guffaw' both as a word, and an action is criminally underused.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Mar 13, 2014 8:27 am

And "hampton".

by **seanmichaels** Thu Mar 13, 2014 8:50 am

Moist outside today.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Mar 13, 2014 8:59 am

sure it is not just your eyes being wet sean?

by **seanmichaels** Thu Mar 13, 2014 9:03 am

rick_dagless wrote:sure it is not just your eyes being wet sean?

They are quite dry this morning. Had a fairly heavy shift last night whilst watching the second half of Saving Private Ryan.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Mar 13, 2014 9:07 am

Should there be an 'f' in 'shift'?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Mar 13, 2014 9:12 am

I would have thought you were more of a "Shaving Ryan's Privates" kind of guy sean.

Though I have never managed to watch either of them

by **seanmichaels** Thu Mar 13, 2014 9:21 am

No Julius, typed as was. Fairly regular at the moment. Once a day at some point between 10am and 2pm.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Mar 13, 2014 9:27 am

coffe trigger for me at around 9:30, followed by a more laconic paid poo at around half 2

by Rowley Thu Mar 13, 2014 9:49 am

Distincly lacking culture on here today.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Mar 13, 2014 9:52 am

Jeff wrote:Distincly lacking culture on here today.

Distinctly?

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Mar 13, 2014 9:53 am

It's the lack of tino, like when a woman is in your presence you suck your gut in - and when she leaves you let it hang out. Tino is a close approximation of a woman on this board.

by Rowley Thu Mar 13, 2014 9:53 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Jeff wrote:Distincly lacking culture on here today.

Distinctly?

Also lacking an ability to spell and punctuate if the early offerings from me and Shah are anything to go by.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Mar 13, 2014 9:53 am

What the heck is a 'laconic paid poo'?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Mar 13, 2014 9:55 am

Julius wrote:What the heck is a 'laconic paid poo'?

The highlight of the working day Julius...

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Mar 13, 2014 9:56 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:What the heck is a 'laconic paid poo'?

Think he googled a synonym for short Laugh

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Mar 13, 2014 9:57 am

shah wrote:hink he googled a synonym for short

Nope, but for someone who makes a living by talking, it is quite nice to be laconic whilst getting rid of waste, and being paid for it

by **seanmichaels** Thu Mar 13, 2014 9:58 am

There's nothing better than clean cut off. A cursory 1 wipe and flush

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Mar 13, 2014 9:59 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Julius wrote:What the heck is a 'laconic paid poo'?

The highlight of the working day Julius...

Ah, OK, you mean on work time.
You still need to convince me that 'laconic' is the correct word, or my high estimation of your lexicographical skills will be somewhat diminished.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Mar 13, 2014 10:00 am

I told my wife to take a job that involved talking - we'd be rich. Now I sleep downstairs and she charges me 1 pound a minute for sex talk.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Mar 13, 2014 10:07 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
Julius wrote:What the heck is a 'laconic paid poo'?

The highlight of the working day Julius...

Ah, OK, you mean on work time.
You still need to convince me that 'laconic' is the correct word, or my high estimation of your lexicographical skills will be somewhat diminished.

I find myself defeated, what the hell do you mean?

by Rowley Thu Mar 13, 2014 10:10 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
Julius wrote:What the heck is a 'laconic paid poo'?

The highlight of the working day Julius...

Ah, OK, you mean on work time.
You still need to convince me that 'laconic' is the correct word, or my high estimation of your lexicographical skills will be somewhat diminished.

I am reasonably satisfied the use of the word was not appropriate, personally always thought laconic referred to a style of speech or writing where very few words were used. Clint Eastwood's characters in Spaghetti Westerns could aptly be described as laconic.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Mar 13, 2014 10:12 am

Rowley wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
Julius wrote:What the heck is a 'laconic paid poo'?

The highlight of the working day Julius...

Ah, OK, you mean on work time.
You still need to convince me that 'laconic' is the correct word, or my high estimation of your lexicographical skills will be somewhat diminished.

I am reasonably satisfied the use of the word was not appropriate, personally always thought laconic referred to a style of speech or writing where very few words were used. Clint Eastwood's characters in Spaghetti Westerns could aptly be described as laconic.

Perhaps he was saying he'd talk less because he was constipated, always did think the fella talked out of his arse.

by **Galted** Thu Mar 13, 2014 10:17 am

Perhaps dagless meant "languid"?

by Rowley Thu Mar 13, 2014 10:19 am

Languid would certainly work better Galted.

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