Euro Division Homepage LXXV

by Trebs Tue 15 Jul 2014, 2:58 pm

First topic message reminder :

Welcome to the Nadal Semi League

Schedule
League Table
TP Bids
Lawyers
Transfer Confirmation Page
Injuries
Players in the League
Rumor Mill
Rules Page

Teams
Genk
US Palermo
PAOK
HSC Montpellier
Getafe CF
Hellas Verona
Granada CF
FC Giroud In BoredHoes
FC I thought she was Twente
SV Werder Bremen
FC Basel 1893

Transfers are now open.
Next Tactics due Monday 28th July, to be sent to GSC. GSC to vote by Friday the 1st August.

Week 6 Schedule:

Week 6:

Announcements:
TP/Lawyers can be retroactively rounded up/down to the nearest 100k.
All future deals should be rounded to the nearest 100k.
All Managers bar Olly can add their 1m bonus for week 5. Sodhat can add 1.5m

by sodhat Mon 21 Jul 2014, 4:27 pm

Afro wrote:He's about the same age as Olly isn't he.

A teenage boys idea of trying to impress a girl is flashing her his todger on webcam. Or taking her to the circus

In hindsight maybe it was a smart move. He'll never be as bad as the dudes in the freak show, he can bask in looking normal. Ish.

by FIFA Diva Mon 21 Jul 2014, 4:29 pm

So we can get Vidal and Evra is willing to sacrifice himself for the greater good. You don't get better than that.

by FIFA Diva Mon 21 Jul 2014, 4:33 pm

So Afro trying to wum me on Twitter I see.

by GSC Mon 21 Jul 2014, 4:35 pm

Its always that Afro

by GSC Mon 21 Jul 2014, 4:39 pm

A United fan favoriting a tweet about how Evra sacrificed himself so United could get Vidal.

Sometimes I feel people should have to pass a test to use social media.

by Fernando Mon 21 Jul 2014, 4:41 pm

General Question GSC, Why is your twitter link connected to Pubic Grooming?

by GSC Mon 21 Jul 2014, 4:42 pm

Because C_S was stalking my twitter/facebook for some reason

by **Afro** Mon 21 Jul 2014, 4:44 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:So Afro trying to wum me on Twitter I see.

What you talking about? I've stopped following you so it's not me.

by Fernando Mon 21 Jul 2014, 4:45 pm

I doubt changing it now will help probably saved in his favorites Laugh

It's why i refuse to have twitter Euro Division Homepage LXXV - Page 11 3559488474

by GSC Mon 21 Jul 2014, 4:46 pm

Yeah I don't really care. Its why he got banned for a month.

by FIFA Diva Mon 21 Jul 2014, 4:47 pm

Afro wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:So Afro trying to wum me on Twitter I see.

What you talking about? I've stopped following you so it's not me.

Why have you stopped following me?

by FIFA Diva Mon 21 Jul 2014, 4:47 pm

Who is CS?

by Fernando Mon 21 Jul 2014, 4:49 pm

A batshit crazy person.

I suspect because your mustache offends Afro

by **Afro** Mon 21 Jul 2014, 4:50 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:
Afro wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:So Afro trying to wum me on Twitter I see.

What you talking about? I've stopped following you so it's not me.

Why have you stopped following me?

Because virtually all your tweets were completely blinkered pro united and it was genuinely getting a bit tiresome

I'll probably refollow you once the old objective Viva is back. That one did some pretty decent tweets worth following.

by **Afro** Mon 21 Jul 2014, 4:51 pm

Fernando wrote:A batshit crazy person.

I suspect because your mustache offends Afro

No, I like the moustache, and the shaved head too.

by FIFA Diva Mon 21 Jul 2014, 4:51 pm

I shaved my tash off the other day.

by **Afro** Mon 21 Jul 2014, 4:54 pm

Plus I was having a cull and I decided to keep only one out of Viva or Amy Thompson

by FIFA Diva Mon 21 Jul 2014, 4:54 pm

I just had a quick look and you're right, my tweets recently have been very pro United. I'll try and be fair and impartial with my tweets from now on.

by **Hero** Mon 21 Jul 2014, 4:55 pm

I've grown a moustache & beard in the past month to lose the Alan Carr tag.

by GSC Mon 21 Jul 2014, 4:55 pm

What about Juve Whistle

by sodhat Mon 21 Jul 2014, 4:58 pm

Hero wrote:I've grown a moustache & beard in the past month to lose the Alan Carr tag.

If you could just stop having sexual relations with men then you'd be completely clear

by FIFA Diva Mon 21 Jul 2014, 4:59 pm

Hero wrote:I've grown a moustache & beard in the past month to lose the Alan Carr tag.

It better be a proper beard.

by **Afro** Mon 21 Jul 2014, 5:00 pm

sodhat wrote:
Hero wrote:I've grown a moustache & beard in the past month to lose the Alan Carr tag.

If you could just stop having sexual relations with men then you'd be completely clear

You need to post a pic* I think, so we can rate it compared to Viva's.

*The tache and beard that is, not the sex with men

by **Hero** Mon 21 Jul 2014, 5:00 pm

Now I just look like Alan Carr dipped in pubes.

by FIFA Diva Mon 21 Jul 2014, 5:02 pm

GSC wrote:What about Juve

That all depends on you.

by Fernando Mon 21 Jul 2014, 5:08 pm

Hero wrote:Now I just look like Alan Carr dipped in pubes.

Yeah that's not great wording considering he spends most his time surround by pubes...

by **Hero** Mon 21 Jul 2014, 6:02 pm

Fernando wrote:
Hero wrote:Now I just look like Alan Carr dipped in pubes.

Yeah that's not great wording considering he spends most his time surround by pubes...

Poor Justin Lee Collins will never be accepted by the public again.

by The Special Juan Mon 21 Jul 2014, 6:51 pm

Does anyone care about the Commonwealths? I can't think of many worse things in sport.

by FIFA Diva Mon 21 Jul 2014, 9:54 pm

I don't care but I would if it's in my city.

I've sent tactics to GSC and Sodhat. Good luck Hero.

by GSC Mon 21 Jul 2014, 10:15 pm

PM for Viva

by Fernando Mon 21 Jul 2014, 10:32 pm

is still 500k Minimum fee GSC?

by GSC Mon 21 Jul 2014, 10:33 pm

For TPs

by Fernando Mon 21 Jul 2014, 10:39 pm

Does this include people with no TM Value at all?

Also Cherries owes TP's 200k since paid only 300k for Umana.

by **Hero** Mon 21 Jul 2014, 10:41 pm

If it was whatever they cost and unlimited TPs a week I'd have a field day on 16 year old Dutchies.

(That sounds wrong)

by GSC Mon 21 Jul 2014, 10:52 pm

Yeah.

I'll have a look in the morn

by Fernando Mon 21 Jul 2014, 10:54 pm

"What happens in Amsterdam,Stays in your pubes for a few weeks"

by FIFA Diva Tue 22 Jul 2014, 12:43 am

Thank you GSC. I've amended them.

by **Hero** Tue 22 Jul 2014, 12:51 am

Did you add in players post cut off?

by GSC Tue 22 Jul 2014, 7:47 am

Can someone draw me lawyers

by **Hero** Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:15 am

Here you go

http://cf.broadsheet.ie/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/lawyers-e1382409323466.jpg

by GSC Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:19 am

Were you top of your art class in school Hero?

by Trebs Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:20 am

Maybe, but he was bottom of the comedy class.

by GSC Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:22 am

My school cancelled comedy class after all the chairs got nicked. We all had to stand up.

I'm here all week.

by sodhat Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:53 am

GSC wrote:My school cancelled comedy class after all the chairs got nicked. We all had to stand up.

I'm here all week.

Don't feel like you have to stay.

by FIFA Diva Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:00 am

Hero wrote:Did you add in players post cut off?

Yes, it's a good job GSC realised.

by GSC Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:02 am

sodhat wrote:
GSC wrote:My school cancelled comedy class after all the chairs got nicked. We all had to stand up.

I'm here all week.

Don't feel like you have to stay.

No lawyers for anyone then boxing

by sodhat Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:20 am

Who for England captain for you guys?

by GSC Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:32 am

Hart probably. Only player I'd be reasonably confident will be an England regular for a while. Seems confident enough to take it on.

Did everyone get tactics in btw?

by sodhat Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:35 am

I have 9 sets of tactics and nothing from Olly

by GSC Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:37 am

Give him a clip round the ear.

The randomiser really likes Fabian Frei

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