The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

by **Union Cane** Fri 15 Aug 2014, 2:18 pm

First topic message reminder :

5. civic

by **superflyweight** Mon 01 Sep 2014, 1:12 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:They sound a bit new age and hippy to me. Like something Sting wears to have tantric sex.

I am way more hardcore than Sting.

I emptied his bins once.

Turned away from the food bank again?

by **superflyweight** Mon 01 Sep 2014, 1:13 pm

Damn you, Union, that was much funnier than my response.

D1ck!

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 01 Sep 2014, 1:15 pm

superflyweight wrote:Damn you, Union, that was much funnier than my response.

D1ck!

I respectfully disagree super. I preferred yours.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 01 Sep 2014, 1:16 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:They sound a bit new age and hippy to me. Like something Sting wears to have tantric sex.

I am way more hardcore than Sting.

Might be missing something, but is that not akin to being more rock and roll than Coldplay?

True Jeff. One of Tino's all-time poorest posts. I can only assume his slovenly around-the-house dress sense has spread to his attitude toward this forum. Shame, because he used to be in my top 50 posters.

Up yours Jules.

You used to be my favourite poster.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 01 Sep 2014, 1:18 pm

Union Cane wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:They sound a bit new age and hippy to me. Like something Sting wears to have tantric sex.

I am way more hardcore than Sting.

I emptied his bins once.

By bins I really hope you don't mean testicles.

No, his waste disposal bins. Did a couple of shifts with BIFFA through an agency. Cracking job.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 01 Sep 2014, 1:26 pm

You worked for BIFFA? They're rubbish. What a waste. Was it the only job at your disposal? Etc etc.

by **Union Cane** Mon 01 Sep 2014, 1:30 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:You worked for BIFFA? They're rubbish. What a waste. Was it the only job at your disposal? Etc etc.

They made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 01 Sep 2014, 1:32 pm

Union Cane wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:You worked for BIFFA? They're rubbish. What a waste. Was it the only job at your disposal? Etc etc.

They made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

Recycling gags....

by **superflyweight** Mon 01 Sep 2014, 1:36 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Damn you, Union, that was much funnier than my response.

D1ck!

I respectfully disagree super. I preferred yours.

I'm starting to see why other people like you, Jules.

by Adam D Mon 01 Sep 2014, 1:53 pm

I hear the head office is a dump.

by **superflyweight** Mon 01 Sep 2014, 2:12 pm

A bit late with that joke, Adam. Where have you bin?

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 01 Sep 2014, 2:35 pm

Rain wind and weather hell bent for leather wishing my gal was by my side all the things I'm missing good vittles love and kissing are waiting at the end of my life

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 01 Sep 2014, 2:40 pm

Keep moving moving moving though they're disapproving keep those doggies moving rawwhiiiiiiiiiide.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 01 Sep 2014, 2:45 pm

You alright Shah? Post traumatic stress?

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 01 Sep 2014, 2:52 pm

No I'm just back to ask if we could borrow your arssehole we need a trench that can hold around 700 men until the air strikes stop

by Rowley Mon 01 Sep 2014, 3:07 pm

Shah posts about five posts a month, four of which probably deserve to be deleted. It is quite remarkable your hit rate.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 01 Sep 2014, 3:08 pm

Straight to the point. I like that.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 01 Sep 2014, 3:13 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Straight to the point. I like that.

Actually I fancy this bird at work and she said she used to be a dominatrix in Amsterdam. I've been singing rawhide to see if she'll clock on. But no. She's blonde

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 01 Sep 2014, 3:14 pm

Rowley wrote:Shah posts about five posts a month

Hard to get reception in Tora bora.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 01 Sep 2014, 3:18 pm

Rowley wrote:Shah posts about five posts a month, four of which probably deserve to be deleted. It is quite remarkable your hit rate.

Dull dead end job because my superior is a freemason despite being thick as two planks of in determinable thickness make me angry and bitter. How are you gents by the way.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 01 Sep 2014, 3:20 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Rowley wrote:Shah posts about five posts a month, four of which probably deserve to be deleted. It is quite remarkable your hit rate.

Dull dead end job because my superior is a freemason despite being thick as two planks of in determinable thickness make me angry and bitter. How are you gents by the way.

We're all angry and bitter for various reasons. Thanks for asking.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 01 Sep 2014, 3:22 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Shah posts about five posts a month

Hard to get reception in Tora bora.

Only because my son doesn't make me stand on the roof with a hanger all day

by Rowley Mon 01 Sep 2014, 3:23 pm

Speak for yourself Julius, my cup it runneth over,

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 01 Sep 2014, 3:24 pm

Nice to see you back by the way. Galted thought you were robin Williams but then he remembered that williams wasn't a Kumquat

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 01 Sep 2014, 3:24 pm

Rowley wrote:Speak for yourself Julius, my cup it runneth over,

So do your commas.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 01 Sep 2014, 3:26 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:Speak for yourself Julius, my cup it runneth over,

So do your commas.

Back in the top 30.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 01 Sep 2014, 3:26 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Rowley wrote:Shah posts about five posts a month, four of which probably deserve to be deleted. It is quite remarkable your hit rate.

Dull dead end job because my superior is a freemason despite being thick as two planks of in determinable thickness make me angry and bitter. How are you gents by the way.

We're all angry and bitter for various reasons. Thanks for asking.

Julius you are a man of impeccable manners and a cultural phenomenon. Don't lump yourself in with these wastrels and Rowley

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 01 Sep 2014, 3:27 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:Speak for yourself Julius, my cup it runneth over,

So do your commas.

Back in the top 30.

and point proven. Thank you king Julius

by **seanmichaels** Mon 01 Sep 2014, 3:28 pm

By the way Jules, my (reliable) weather contact tells me we have 2 weeks of fine weather ahead. That should cheer you up a bit. Plenty of time to continue smashing your balls just inside the baseline.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 01 Sep 2014, 3:29 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:Speak for yourself Julius, my cup it runneth over,

So do your commas.

Back in the top 30.
and point proven. Thank you king Julius

Watch your step, Shah.

Julius is my best mate, not yours.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 01 Sep 2014, 3:30 pm

seanmichaels wrote:By the way Jules, my (reliable) weather contact tells me we have 2 weeks of fine weather ahead. That should cheer you up a bit. Plenty of time to continue smashing your balls just inside the baseline.

Excellent news. I do need to work on my toss.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 01 Sep 2014, 3:31 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:Speak for yourself Julius, my cup it runneth over,

So do your commas.

Back in the top 30.
and point proven. Thank you king Julius

Watch your step, Shah.

Julius is my best mate, not yours.

There's enough love in my heart for all, even Galted.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 01 Sep 2014, 3:34 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:Speak for yourself Julius, my cup it runneth over,

So do your commas.

Back in the top 30.
and point proven. Thank you king Julius

Watch your step, Shah.

Julius is my best mate, not yours.

I'm not scared of a guy who chickened out of joining the fight club at his local nursery

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 01 Sep 2014, 3:36 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:Speak for yourself Julius, my cup it runneth over,

So do your commas.

Back in the top 30.
and point proven. Thank you king Julius

Watch your step, Shah.

Julius is my best mate, not yours.

There's enough love in my heart for all, even Galted.

This is a PM I received from Galted only last night

Galted wrote: Tino, why do you like Julius? He is a c*nt who deserves a shoeing. I hate him.

Just putting it out there.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 01 Sep 2014, 3:39 pm

Oddly reminiscent of one he sent me last week.

Galted wrote:Julius you're a c*nt who deserves a shoeing. I hate you.

Still, you gotta love the guy.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 01 Sep 2014, 3:41 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:Speak for yourself Julius, my cup it runneth over,

So do your commas.

Back in the top 30.
and point proven. Thank you king Julius

Watch your step, Shah.

Julius is my best mate, not yours.

There's enough love in my heart for all, even Galted.

This is a PM I received from Galted only last night

Galted wrote: Tino, why do you like Julius? He is a c*nt who deserves a shoeing. I hate him.

Just putting it out there.

Again? No wonder you're sliding down the food chain

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 01 Sep 2014, 3:42 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Oddly reminiscent of one he sent me last week.

Galted wrote:Julius you're a c*nt who deserves a shoeing. I hate you.

Still, you gotta love the guy.

by Rowley Mon 01 Sep 2014, 3:43 pm

Not sure why anyone would care for the affections of a man too tight to buy a half decent phone to allow himself to spend time with us. There is only Rick I currently hate more than him.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 01 Sep 2014, 3:45 pm

Rowley wrote:Not sure why anyone would care for the affections of a man too tight to buy a half decent phone to allow himself to spend time with us. There is only Rick I currently hate more than him.

Why do you hate Rick? What's happened?

by Rowley Mon 01 Sep 2014, 3:47 pm

He picked your quiz choice last Friday despite me responding first. Does not take a lot with me, I can be quite fickle.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 01 Sep 2014, 3:47 pm

Jeff, what does the J in Michael J. Fox stand for?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 01 Sep 2014, 3:48 pm

Rowley wrote:He picked your quiz choice last Friday despite me responding first. Does not take a lot with me, I can be quite fickle.

Oh yeah, I remember now.

On the plus side, that makes me your 3rd most hated poster rather than second.

by Rowley Mon 01 Sep 2014, 3:49 pm

Genuinely have no idea Jules. I would like to think it is Julius, but have not got the foggiest.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 01 Sep 2014, 3:49 pm

It's not Julius. Or Jeff.
Tino, what does the J in Michael J. Fox stand for?

by Rowley Mon 01 Sep 2014, 3:50 pm

Just looked on IMDB, you'd not guess the answer in a hurry.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 01 Sep 2014, 3:50 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:It's not Julius. Or Jeff.
Tino, what does the J in Michael J. Fox stand for?

Jethro?

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 01 Sep 2014, 3:50 pm

Rowley wrote:Not sure why anyone would care for the affections of a man too tight to buy a half decent phone to allow himself to spend time with us. There is only Rick I currently hate more than him.

Rowley is becoming a metrosexual ever since he started visiting London. Imagine a Yorkshireman chiding others for being too tight.

by **superflyweight** Mon 01 Sep 2014, 3:53 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:It's not Julius. Or Jeff.
Tino, what does the J in Michael J. Fox stand for?

Jittery?

by Rowley Mon 01 Sep 2014, 3:56 pm

superflyweight wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:It's not Julius. Or Jeff.
Tino, what does the J in Michael J. Fox stand for?

Jittery?

Has Shah hacked your account Superfly?

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 01 Sep 2014, 3:57 pm

It stand for Andrew hahhaha. I think Michael fox was another actors name so he adopted a different initially to distinguish himself. Heard that on his parkinsons video

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