The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 30 Sep - 20:47

First topic message reminder :

An arthropod is an invertebrate animal having an exoskeleton, a segmented body, and jointed appendages. Arthropods form the phylum Arthropoda, and include the insects, arachnids, and crustaceans.

by **Union Cane** Mon 6 Oct - 23:06

Union Cane wrote:
Union Cane wrote:
Union Cane wrote:
Union Cane wrote:
Union Cane wrote:A lyrics quiz always brings them out.

Title / Artist / Link

1 Now I'm playing it real straight, and yes I cut my hair, You might think I'm crazy, but I don't even care Mind the windows Tino. Today at 1:05 pm Hip to be square. Huey Lewis and the News. Union is a bender.
2 After waiting patiently for him to come and get it seanmichaels Today at 12:55 pm Sugababes - Push the button
3 Can you hear me, can you hear me, thorough the dark night, far away seanmichaels Today at 1:00 pm I am sailing Rod Stewart. Jees, do you have to be autistic to get the link?
4 Now I'm relieved to hear, that you've been to some far out places by seanmichaels Today at 12:53 pm Sit Down - James
5 Cops, come and try ta' snatch my crops rick_dagless Today at 12:58 pm Cypress hill - insane in the brane (sic)

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 6 Oct - 23:06

Formula one world champions?

by **Union Cane** Mon 6 Oct - 23:07

rick_dagless wrote:Formula one world champions?

Whump, there it is.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 6 Oct - 23:08

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 6 Oct - 23:09

I googled mine. Just wanted Union to admit he is a bender.

by **Union Cane** Mon 6 Oct - 23:11

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I googled mine. Just wanted Union to admit he is a bender.

It worked as well, you scally.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 6 Oct - 23:15

Is it Jules Bianchi's crash?

News, Jenson Button, James Stewart, and Brain damage?

by **Union Cane** Mon 6 Oct - 23:16

seanmichaels wrote:Is it Jules Bianchi's crash?

News, Jenson Button, James Stewart, and Brain damage?

James Stewart?

No, it is British F1 Champions.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 6 Oct - 23:19

Got mixed up with Jackie Stewart and James Hunt.

by **Union Cane** Mon 6 Oct - 23:20

seanmichaels wrote:Got mixed up with Jackie Stewart and James Hunt.

That sounds like quite an evening.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 6 Oct - 23:24

I do quite a good impression of James 'Jimmy' Stewart.

Him and Al Pacino.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 6 Oct - 23:26

My best impression is Glenn Hoddle - it's gonna be a tight tussle (toight tasewl)

by **Union Cane** Mon 6 Oct - 23:28

I do a cracking Daphne Fowler off Eggheads.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 6 Oct - 23:30

Union Cane wrote:I do a cracking Daphne Fowler off Eggheads.

Brilliant.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 6 Oct - 23:30

I do a cracking Daphne Fowler off Eggheads

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 6 Oct - 23:31

rick_dagless wrote:I do a cracking Daphne Fowler off Eggheads

Even brillianterer.

by **Union Cane** Mon 6 Oct - 23:31

rick_dagless wrote:I do a cracking Daphne Fowler off Eggheads

Wasn't intentional, I never albumeant it.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 6 Oct - 23:47

I'd do Pauline Fowler

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 6 Oct - 23:56

To be fair sean you would do the crack of dawn if you were up early enough...

by **Union Cane** Mon 6 Oct - 23:57

seanmichaels wrote:I'd do ~~Pauline~~ Robbie Fowler

by **seanmichaels** Tue 7 Oct - 0:05

rick_dagless wrote:To be fair sean you would do the crack of dawn if you were up early enough...

Is Dawn French a particularly early riser? I'm usually up by 7 if that fits.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 7 Oct - 0:06

sean wrote:Is Dawn French a particularly early riser? I'm usually up by 7 if that fits.

Crack, not Chasm sean...

by **seanmichaels** Tue 7 Oct - 0:10

No worries, roll her in some flour and you'll find the wet spot.

by **Union Cane** Tue 7 Oct - 0:21

She'd probably eat the flour first.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 7 Oct - 0:29

Union Cane wrote:She'd probably eat the flour first.

Not before dipping herself in eggwash and rolling about in some bread crumbs first

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 7 Oct - 0:44

Does she have kids?
I'm wondering if French bred.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 7 Oct - 0:45

JuliusHMarx wrote:Does she have kids?
I'm wondering if French bred.

At last, someone with some class turns up.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 7 Oct - 0:53

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Does she have kids?
I'm wondering if French bred.

At last, someone with some class turns up.

says the scouse jock.....

by **seanmichaels** Tue 7 Oct - 0:59

JuliusHMarx wrote:Does she have kids?
I'm wondering if French bred.

Oui, c'est comme la manche d'un wizaed là-bas

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 7 Oct - 0:59

Jules wrote:Does she have kids?
I'm wondering if French bred.

She does indeed, in fact when they were born, her friends and family raised their glasses in a French toast.

by **Union Cane** Tue 7 Oct - 1:02

rick_dagless wrote:
Jules wrote:Does she have kids?
I'm wondering if French bred.

She does indeed, in fact when they were born, her friends and family raised their glasses in a French toast.

I know Saunders wanted to attend, but did French letter?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 7 Oct - 1:04

Union Cane wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
Jules wrote:Does she have kids?
I'm wondering if French bred.

She does indeed, in fact when they were born, her friends and family raised their glasses in a French toast.

I know Saunders wanted to attend, but did French letter?

Yes, she came in through the French doors.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 7 Oct - 1:05

Jules wrote:Yes, she came in through the French doors.

the ones that linked the living room and dining room with a French connection?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 7 Oct - 1:06

Union Cane wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
Jules wrote:Does she have kids?
I'm wondering if French bred.

She does indeed, in fact when they were born, her friends and family raised their glasses in a French toast.

I know Saunders wanted to attend, but did French letter?

Apparently she had an affair with an American. Lenny's Private detective filmed French Kissing in the USA.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 7 Oct - 1:09

seanmichaels wrote:
Union Cane wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
Jules wrote:Does she have kids?
I'm wondering if French bred.

She does indeed, in fact when they were born, her friends and family raised their glasses in a French toast.

I know Saunders wanted to attend, but did French letter?

Apparently she had an affair with an American. Lenny's Private detective filmed French Kissing in the USA.

She had the French horn.

by **Union Cane** Tue 7 Oct - 1:30

JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Union Cane wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
Jules wrote:Does she have kids?
I'm wondering if French bred.

She does indeed, in fact when they were born, her friends and family raised their glasses in a French toast.

I know Saunders wanted to attend, but did French letter?

Apparently she had an affair with an American. Lenny's Private detective filmed French Kissing in the USA.

She had the French horn.

She were keen as French mustard.

by **Galted** Tue 7 Oct - 3:38

Just been on the phone to British Gas when the f*cking cat sunk her claws and teeth into my heel. I screamed "cuuuuunt!!!!" and dropped the phone before I regained my composure, the British Gas team member didn't seem very bothered. I think the call centre is in South Africa.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 7 Oct - 5:51

Doos.....

by **Pal Joey** Tue 7 Oct - 6:43

Cat from Hell, Galted?
Reminds me of my ex-mother-in-law's cat. Constantly ambushing everyone. Except the mother-in-law of course.

Seany, it was an epic performance from Sam Burgess with his "busted face". Some Grade A Thuggery in that match but also some good tries. I'm just glad they finally got that monkey off their back and won the GF. Good for the NRL too when Souths win even though I'm not a Bunnies fan.

Just got woken up by this strong wind blowing stuff around the site outside. A ladder was blown over which made a bit of a loud clang.
It's a warm wind - which is quite bizarre so early in the morning.

What's the name of that wind that blows into France from northern Africa? The Sirocco? It's something like that I'd imagine.

by **Galted** Tue 7 Oct - 7:00

seanmichaels wrote:Doos.....

You can't.

by **Galted** Tue 7 Oct - 7:02

The Loaded Dog wrote:Cat from Hell, Galted?
Reminds me of my ex-mother-in-law's cat. Constantly ambushing everyone. Except the mother-in-law of course.

Sort of. She's quite affectionate but she's also f*cking mental.

Punchline that just presented itself:
A bit like Galtova.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 7 Oct - 7:19

The Loaded Dog wrote:

What's the name of that wind that blows into France from northern Africa? The Sirocco? It's something like that I'd imagine.

Had the constant mistral this summer. Cold wind coming down the Rhine from the north.

Experienced the southerly one last year. It was 30 odd degrees then the wind changed direction. It was like a hair drier on high setting, bizarre.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 7 Oct - 7:20

Galted wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Doos.....

You can't.

Alan you can't

by **Union Cane** Tue 7 Oct - 18:00

Dismal here today.

Fist.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 7 Oct - 18:13

Shiiitee on here

Sickond

No shed anecdotes Union?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 7 Oct - 18:21

turd.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 7 Oct - 18:23

Anyone seen the Bianchi crash? How he wasn't decapitated I don't know.

by **Union Cane** Tue 7 Oct - 18:29

It was a quiet night, no further developments on the shed front. Still needs half a new roof, there is a big rip in the felt and it is now all wet underneath. Need a dry day or two, and some roofing felt. And some of them little nails.

Saw the crash, can't believe he wasn't killed instantly. Lifted the JCB right up in the air.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 7 Oct - 18:42

If you want grizzly in F1, google Thomas Pryce death. He is in a car that hits a marshall carrying a fire extinguisher at 200 mph. The marshall is splattered into the air. Horrible stuff.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 7 Oct - 18:56

sean wrote:If you want grizzly in F1,

I think Yogi Bear was in the Wacky Races sequel "Fender Bender 500"

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