The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Sep 30, 2014 11:47 am

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by kingraf Wed Oct 08, 2014 9:42 am

Bugger off all of you. We only sing Norah Jones at karaokes. And sometimes "I guess that's why they call it the Blues".

by **seanmichaels** Wed Oct 08, 2014 10:02 am

kingraf wrote: "I guess that's why they call it the Blues".

Time on my hands, should be time spent with you......

by kingraf Wed Oct 08, 2014 10:05 am

"Laughing like children, living like lovers, rolling like thunder, under the covers"

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Oct 08, 2014 10:06 am

Not sure quoting Elton John karaoke duets is helping your case to be honest Raf...

by kingraf Wed Oct 08, 2014 10:07 am

No it doesn't... But it's a really nice song! It just gets you eventually

by **Union Cane** Wed Oct 08, 2014 10:09 am

by **seanmichaels** Wed Oct 08, 2014 10:12 am

kingraf wrote:Highly unlikely mate. I'm just really close to my best buddy. We probably spent an inordinate amount of time together during the high school years. Monday to Sunday quite literally for an entire year. Even in the Rugger, once he lost some weight, he was the outside centre to my inside. In cricket we probably have at least a dozen century partnerships. He was my tennis practise partner. He sacked at footie though, and couldn't really play basketball.

Deeply dippy 'bout the way you walk
A contact sport, let the neighbors talk
Deeply dippy, I'm your Superman
I'll explain, you're my Lois Lane

Ohh, my love
I can't make head nor tail of passion
Ohh, my love
Let's set sail for seas of passion now

by **Pal Joey** Wed Oct 08, 2014 10:13 am

Is this burning
An eternal flame.....?

No, it's just Raf and his best pal firing up their colour co-ordinated jet skis.

by **seanmichaels** Wed Oct 08, 2014 10:17 am

you keeping an eye out for this LD?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-29522648

by Guest Wed Oct 08, 2014 10:23 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:Is this burning
An eternal flame.....?

No, it's just Raf and his best pal firing up their colour co-ordinated jet skis.

or the aftermath of another of their frequent "bonding" sessions...

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Oct 08, 2014 10:26 am

ManSki:

by **seanmichaels** Wed Oct 08, 2014 10:31 am

rick_dagless wrote:
ManSki:

by **Union Cane** Wed Oct 08, 2014 10:31 am

"The Panty Dropper"

Dear God.

by **Pal Joey** Wed Oct 08, 2014 10:34 am

seanmichaels wrote:you keeping an eye out for this LD?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-29522648

I might in the morning. I've been getting up so early recently. There is a bit of cloud cover at the moment though. (8:30pm)
If it looks good I'll take a snap of it and post it on here.

by kingraf Wed Oct 08, 2014 10:38 am

We don't do bonding sessions. We just chill together and stuff. Fishing isn't bonding when only one is fishing and the other is drinking himself to Sean levels*

*just kidding, nobody drinks themselves to Sean levels.

by **Union Cane** Wed Oct 08, 2014 10:42 am

kingraf wrote:We don't do bonding sessions. We just chill together and stuff. Fishing isn't bonding when only one is fishing and the other is drinking himself to Sean levels

You get a line and I'll get a pole, honey.
You get a line and I'll get a pole, babe.
You get a line and I'll get a pole,
We'll go fishin' in the crawdad hole, honey, baby mine.

by kingraf Wed Oct 08, 2014 10:52 am

I'd never be caught dead on a jet skii with a shirt on. Or pants longer than 12"

by **Pal Joey** Wed Oct 08, 2014 10:55 am

kingraf wrote:We don't do bonding sessions. We just chill together and stuff. Fishing isn't bonding when only one is fishing and the other is drinking himself to Sean levels*

*just kidding, nobody drinks themselves to Sean levels.

If he plays guitar, then why don't you ask him to play a very slow acoustic version of Brothers In Arms in between hitting the urine?
(I had a little joke with Biltong about that. Laugh

He loves the song. I said I prefer some of their other songs... except Money For Nothing.)

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Oct 08, 2014 11:04 am

Union Cane wrote:"The Panty Dropper"

Dear God.

That's from Eastbound and Down.

If you haven't seen it, get hold of it. It's a hidden gem of a show.

Finished now but it was a mixture of The Office, Partridge and Phoenix Nights with lots more boobies, sex and swearing.

It was brilliant.

by **Union Cane** Wed Oct 08, 2014 11:05 am

Not a fan of American 'comedy' as a rule, but I'll look out for it.

All 4 series on Amazon for £30, I'll add it to my list.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Oct 08, 2014 11:10 am

Union Cane wrote:Not a fan of American 'comedy' as a rule, but I'll look out for it.

All 4 series on Amazon for £30, I'll add it to my list.

Series 4 was a bit of a let down but the first 3 are superb.

by Rowley Wed Oct 08, 2014 11:23 am

I loved Eastbound and Down Tina. Kenny Perry was brilliant, a man almost without redeeming features.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Oct 08, 2014 12:21 pm

Egg and cress sandwich and chicken and barley broth... Insipid

by Rowley Wed Oct 08, 2014 12:22 pm

Beef Salad sandwich Rick. Not started it yet, but it will be brilliant as I made it. Us men of the north make our own dinner.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Oct 08, 2014 12:23 pm

Why do men of the north call lunch 'dinner'?

by **Union Cane** Wed Oct 08, 2014 12:26 pm

I've had this discussion many times since I moved down here, it is dinner and tea. Dinner at dinner time, and tea at tea time.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Oct 08, 2014 12:29 pm

And Hammer at Hammer time.

by Rowley Wed Oct 08, 2014 12:34 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Why do men of the north call lunch 'dinner'?

Mainly to differentiate ourselves from southerners.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Oct 08, 2014 12:37 pm

Why do southerners call cous cous food?

But we have dinner at lunch and tea at dinner.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Oct 08, 2014 12:39 pm

Jeff wrote:Us men of the north make our own dinner.

Wish I had made mine Jeff... Nothing like a home made manwich, with dead stuff on it, rather than some grass and the product of a birds menstrual cycle on day old bread...

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Oct 08, 2014 12:57 pm

Rowley wrote:I loved Eastbound and Down Tina. Kenny Perry was brilliant, a man almost without redeeming features.

You mean Kenny Powers but you've bought a warm glow to my heart, Jeffrey.

Knew I could rely on you. I liked Stevie his goon of a sidekick as well.

by Rowley Wed Oct 08, 2014 12:57 pm

Mine was lovely Rick. Bag of Frazzles to follow. Dead stuff on the sandwich and dead stuff flavoured snacks. Proper dinner.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Oct 08, 2014 1:00 pm

Jeff wrote:Mine was lovely Rick. Bag of Frazzles to follow. Dead stuff on the sandwich and dead stuff flavoured snacks. Proper dinner.

Think I may have to go out and catch my own tea to make me feel better...

by Rowley Wed Oct 08, 2014 1:04 pm

Not sure what tea will bring me Rick. We normally go to TSMR’s granddad on a Wednesday. He is virtually blind so cannot really cook anything. As a consequence I have had oven cooked frozen fish and chips every Wednesday for about the last eight years. TSMR is a bit ill today so we’re probably not going. Does being grateful my wife got ill on a Wednesday make me a bad person?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Oct 08, 2014 1:11 pm

Jeff wrote:Does being grateful my wife got ill on a Wednesday make me a bad person?

Not in the circumstances Jeff, perfectly in your rights there.

I am going to rely on a pub to feed me tonight I reckon, get half time sandwiches in a quiz I am doing tonight... Pretty sweet.

by **seanmichaels** Wed Oct 08, 2014 1:13 pm

I'll be re-heating my pork shoulder, chorizo, porcini mushroom and vermouth ragu. Served with mashed batata.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Oct 08, 2014 1:18 pm

seanmichaels wrote:I'll be re-heating my pork shoulder, chorizo, porcini mushroom and vermouth ragu. Served with mashed batata.

It's pork and sausage stew.

by **Union Cane** Wed Oct 08, 2014 1:20 pm

seanmichaels wrote:I'll be re-heating my pork shoulder, chorizo, porcini mushroom and vermouth ragu. Served with mashed batata.

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Ham & cheese sandwich and some tomatoes and a can of Irn Bru.

Just been roped into doing Movember this year, I'd better make a start.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Oct 08, 2014 1:20 pm

Tino wrote:It's pork and sausage stew.

With Smash

by **superflyweight** Wed Oct 08, 2014 1:21 pm

seanmichaels wrote:I'll be re-heating my pork shoulder, chorizo, porcini mushroom and vermouth ragu. Served with mashed batata.

Hahaha - you idiot - it's spelt "potato".

by **seanmichaels** Wed Oct 08, 2014 1:21 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I'll be re-heating my pork shoulder, chorizo, porcini mushroom and vermouth ragu. Served with mashed batata.

It's pork and sausage stew.

No, this was seriously sheeeet hot. There was a Rick Stein repeat on Saturday Kitchen so I cooked it on Sunday. He used Wild Boar though. The vermouth is incredible - herby, sweet and alcohol-y. Forgot there are chestnuts in it too.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Oct 08, 2014 1:22 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I'll be re-heating my pork shoulder, chorizo, porcini mushroom and vermouth ragu. Served with mashed batata.

It's pork and sausage stew.

No, this was seriously sheeeet hot. There was a Rick Stein repeat on Saturday Kitchen so I cooked it on Sunday. He used Wild Boar though. The vermouth is incredible - herby, sweet and alcohol-y. Forgot there are chestnuts in it too.

Pompous tw*t.

by **seanmichaels** Wed Oct 08, 2014 1:25 pm

Union Cane wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I'll be re-heating my pork shoulder, chorizo, porcini mushroom and vermouth ragu. Served with mashed batata.

Ham & cheese sandwich and some tomatoes and a can of Irn Bru.

Just been roped into doing Movember this year, I'd better make a start.

I had a moustache a year or so ago for a week. Shaved the rest of the beard off. I looked like Mr off of lovely bones. The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy - Page 16 17358-28615

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by **seanmichaels** Wed Oct 08, 2014 1:27 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I'll be re-heating my pork shoulder, chorizo, porcini mushroom and vermouth ragu. Served with mashed batata.

It's pork and sausage stew.

No, this was seriously sheeeet hot. There was a Rick Stein repeat on Saturday Kitchen so I cooked it on Sunday. He used Wild Boar though. The vermouth is incredible - herby, sweet and alcohol-y. Forgot there are chestnuts in it too.

Pompous tw*t.

I cooked thigh of chicken (boned and unboned) in a jus with leek and fennel last night. Magnificent.

by Adam D Wed Oct 08, 2014 1:29 pm

Union Cane wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I'll be re-heating my pork shoulder, chorizo, porcini mushroom and vermouth ragu. Served with mashed batata.

Ham & cheese sandwich and some tomatoes and a can of Irn Bru.

Just been roped into doing Movember this year, I'd better make a start.

Shouldn't you really start in say, November?

by **Union Cane** Wed Oct 08, 2014 1:31 pm

Adam D wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Just been roped into doing Movember this year, I'd better make a start.
Shouldn't you really start in say, November?

I could, but it would be nothing but wisps by the time December came round.

by Rowley Wed Oct 08, 2014 1:31 pm

Our illustrious leader makes a reasonable point.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Oct 08, 2014 1:31 pm

Union wrote:Ham & cheese sandwich and some tomatoes and a can of Irn Bru.

Just been roped into doing Movember this year, I'd better make a start.

I am pretty sure that sean may be waiting for "Rapril"

by **seanmichaels** Wed Oct 08, 2014 1:35 pm

I get bored of these charity things. Half of them are just an excuse for fat women to have 20mins off work eating cake.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Oct 08, 2014 1:36 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I'll be re-heating my pork shoulder, chorizo, porcini mushroom and vermouth ragu. Served with mashed batata.

It's pork and sausage stew.

No, this was seriously sheeeet hot. There was a Rick Stein repeat on Saturday Kitchen so I cooked it on Sunday. He used Wild Boar though. The vermouth is incredible - herby, sweet and alcohol-y. Forgot there are chestnuts in it too.

Pompous tw*t.

I cooked thigh of chicken (boned and unboned) in a jus of leek and fennel last night. Magnificent.

I had Burger King on the train home. Not so magnificent.

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