The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **Galted** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 4:59 pm

First topic message reminder :

ARSE

by **Union Cane** Wed 03 Dec 2014, 8:08 am

by kingraf Wed 03 Dec 2014, 8:08 am

Morning Ricko. A lovely one over here. My dad found out this weekend that he's part Jewish which makes me part Jewish. Great news as it means I'll go to heaven. Was quite worried with the debaucherous lifestyle I was leading.

Sicond

by kingraf Wed 03 Dec 2014, 8:08 am

Or fourth, I guess

by **superflyweight** Wed 03 Dec 2014, 8:10 am

kingraf wrote:Or fourth, I guess

Just as well you recognized that, Raf. You would have been on the receiving end of some very stern words otherwise. Very stern!

by **Union Cane** Wed 03 Dec 2014, 8:15 am

kingraf wrote:My dad found out this weekend that he's part Jewish

Did he get a tip off?

by **superflyweight** Wed 03 Dec 2014, 8:16 am

Union Cane wrote:
kingraf wrote:My dad found out this weekend that he's part Jewish

Did he get a tip off?

That is beautiful, Union.

by kingraf Wed 03 Dec 2014, 8:17 am

The anti-Semiteness of your post is not lost on me, 'fly.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 03 Dec 2014, 8:19 am

So if you are half Jewish, do you have a 2 skin and wear a triangle round your neck?

Morning raf, glad to hear that your eternal soul is safe in the kingdom of heaven, must make you sleep a lot easier at night you will have to let Mario Balotelli know the big crazy bar steward

Morning Union

by kingraf Wed 03 Dec 2014, 8:21 am

That is very good. No he didn't, I don't think. My grandmother told him. She's been dropping lots of bombshells on his life recently. Three months ago, she told him his birthday is actually on the 16th of July, not August.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 03 Dec 2014, 8:28 am

Good Moaning All,

I can't confirm it 100% but I recently found out one of my ancestor's names might roughly translate as "Partridge".

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 03 Dec 2014, 8:31 am

Raf wrote:My grandmother told him. She's been dropping lots of bombshells on his life recently. Three months ago, she told him his birthday is actually on the 16th of July, not August.

Do you reckon she is just getting to that age that we all aspire to Raf? Whereby you can just go nuts and mess with your kids heads...

TLD wrote:I can't confirm it 100% but I recently found out one of my ancestor's names might roughly translate as "Partridge".

Must've shook the roots of the family tree that bad boy TLD!

No bite on the boxing board yet super?

by kingraf Wed 03 Dec 2014, 8:32 am

Morning/afternoon Paul.

Watched a few videos of the Hughes Funeral. Is it televised in Oz? Michael Clarke gave a wonderful speech.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 03 Dec 2014, 8:33 am

I don't know whether to laugh or sing, rick.

Yes, full coverage here, Frank.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 03 Dec 2014, 8:37 am

I think you should plant a pear tree in recognition TLD

by **Pal Joey** Wed 03 Dec 2014, 8:46 am

Too late rick. I've already planted 160 banana trees.

I dare anyone to say Bob Barker (American quiz sow host) was all hype.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 03 Dec 2014, 8:50 am

TLD wrote:I dare anyone to say Bob Barker (American quiz sow host) was all hype.

All hyped on being Barney's dad until the realism hit...

Charles Dickens was a hype job, jumped up soap opera writer with sub par villains.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 03 Dec 2014, 9:02 am

A word in earnest is as good as a speech.

by kingraf Wed 03 Dec 2014, 9:11 am

I thought a Tale of two Cities was rather decent

by **Galted** Wed 03 Dec 2014, 9:40 am

kingraf wrote:That is very good. No he didn't, I don't think. My grandmother told him. She's been dropping lots of bombshells on his life recently. Three months ago, she told him his birthday is actually on the 16th of July, not August.

She might just be talking gin or senility related b0llocks.

by **Galted** Wed 03 Dec 2014, 9:44 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Adam D wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Is your first name 'Adam'?

No.

To get you all started, I am male, an actor and a c*nt.

Are you Will Ferrell?

Very good, Julius. The only funny work he's ever been involved in is your posts.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 03 Dec 2014, 10:08 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:Good Moaning All,

I can't confirm it 100% but I recently found out one of my ancestor's names might roughly translate as "Partridge".

Are you related to David Cassidy?

by Adam D Wed 03 Dec 2014, 10:22 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Good Moaning All,

I can't confirm it 100% but I recently found out one of my ancestor's names might roughly translate as "Partridge".

Are you related to David Cassidy?

I think I love you

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 03 Dec 2014, 10:29 am

Adam D wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Good Moaning All,

I can't confirm it 100% but I recently found out one of my ancestor's names might roughly translate as "Partridge".

Are you related to David Cassidy?
I think I love you

Thank you. I always thought Shirley Jones was kind of cute.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 03 Dec 2014, 10:45 am

Is Natalie Cassidy related to David Cassidy?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 03 Dec 2014, 10:53 am

seanmichaels wrote:Is Natalie Cassidy related to David Cassidy?

No. I don't think Ted Cassidy is either, although some Cassidys are related to each other.

by **Galted** Wed 03 Dec 2014, 11:02 am

I know at least 4 people called Steve, none of them are related to each other. One of them is from Nigeria.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 03 Dec 2014, 11:04 am

I have spoken to a few Steve's who work in a call centre in Bangolore

by **seanmichaels** Wed 03 Dec 2014, 11:14 am

I spoke to a Martin from Bangalore.

by Adam D Wed 03 Dec 2014, 11:14 am

rick_dagless wrote:I have spoken to a few Steve's who work in a call centre in Bangolore

Did you watch South Park the other day with the joke about this?

by Rowley Wed 03 Dec 2014, 11:15 am

rick_dagless wrote:I have spoken to a few Steve's who work in a call centre in Bangolore

Don't believe them Rick, would guess in my professional capacity I speak to more people from Bangalore than anyone on here. None of them are called Steve, don't believe a word they say, I am on to their game.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 03 Dec 2014, 11:18 am

Adam wrote:Did you watch South Park the other day with the joke about this?

Unfortunately not, I am not up to date with my South Park these days...

Jeff wrote:Don't believe them Rick, would guess in my professional capacity I speak to more people from Bangalore than anyone on here. None of them are called Steve, don't believe a word they say, I am on to their game.

Must admit I had my suspicions Jeff, but why would a professional lie to me over the phone.

However I believe you, and you have now confirmed my worries to be true. I shall be on my guard in future!

by **seanmichaels** Wed 03 Dec 2014, 11:22 am

Aussie Helpline

Radio - "G'day mate, Aussie Helpline...What's the problem cobber?"

Caller - "I'm in Darwin with my sheila and she's been stung on the minge by a wasp, and now her vag has completely closed up."

Radio - "Bummer mate!"

Caller - "Thanks mate, I hadn't thought of that, Bye."

by kingraf Wed 03 Dec 2014, 11:36 am

Funny enough, there's a local bank who's most recent ad campaign revolves around a particularly dim-witted Steve. The tagline is "Unsteve Yourself". Apparently Steves all over are quite offended, as are Stephens, Stefans, and even Stephanies.

http://www.ewn.co.za/2014/12/02/FNBs-unSteve-yourself-campaign-under-fire

by **Pal Joey** Wed 03 Dec 2014, 12:14 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Good Moaning All,

I can't confirm it 100% but I recently found out one of my ancestor's names might roughly translate as "Partridge".

Are you related to David Cassidy?

It all makes sense now, Jules.

How's your day been?
Can you still see those trees from your window? Wink

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 03 Dec 2014, 1:02 pm

The last few days have been busy with a customer asking for stupid things and ignoring the important things. Hopefully that will soon be resolved.

Also quite upset at Tino's/Deven Verma's passing.

by Rowley Wed 03 Dec 2014, 1:09 pm

Tina will be in Spain. I know you don't follow the sport, but the keener eyed boxing fans amongst us will have noticed he always decamps to Spain within a few weeks of Wladimir Klitschko fighting. His stalkerish little w*nkerish ways are really getting out of hand.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 03 Dec 2014, 1:19 pm

Jeff do you know much about VSF Global?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 03 Dec 2014, 1:19 pm

I promised super that I would try and carry on the Coxy baiting but have not had the time, anybody fancy taking up the mantle?

by **seanmichaels** Wed 03 Dec 2014, 1:23 pm

rick_dagless wrote:I promised super that I would try and carry on the Coxy baiting but have not had the time, anybody fancy taking up the mantle?

where is he?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 03 Dec 2014, 1:23 pm

super seems to think that he is Captain Kirk on the boxing boards...

by kingraf Wed 03 Dec 2014, 1:50 pm

Wlad is a 6'6 Adonis of sorts. The type of man upper middle class men tend to have a slightly homoerotic longing for.

by Rowley Wed 03 Dec 2014, 2:00 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Jeff do you know much about VSF Global?

A bit, don't really deal with them directly. They are commerical partners of UK Visas and Immigration and run some of their centres where people overseas lodge the applications.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 03 Dec 2014, 2:04 pm

rick_dagless wrote:super seems to think that he is Captain Kirk on the boxing boards...

I bet he hates Amir Khaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn!!!!!!

by kingraf Wed 03 Dec 2014, 2:13 pm

You mean "A mere Con"?

by **seanmichaels** Wed 03 Dec 2014, 2:36 pm

Rowley wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Jeff do you know much about VSF Global?

A bit, don't really deal with them directly. They are commerical partners of UK Visas and Immigration and run some of their centres where people overseas lodge the applications.

Brother lives in Bali with his Balinese missus and daughter. They refused the missus entry for Christmas

by **seanmichaels** Wed 03 Dec 2014, 3:52 pm

Had the

Well, there's good news and bad news. The bad news is that Neil will be taking over both branches, and some of you will lose your jobs. Those of you who are kept on will have to relocate to Swindon, if you wanna stay. I know, gutting. On a more positive note, the good news is, I've been promoted, so... every cloud. You're still thinking about the bad news aren't you?

chat this afternoon. Shutting us down.

by Adam D Wed 03 Dec 2014, 4:02 pm

Sorry to hear Sean. Hope you got a good payout.

Let me know if I can help (professionally, not sexually obviously!)

by **seanmichaels** Wed 03 Dec 2014, 4:06 pm

Oh it's going to be a long winded process. Talking about retention bonuses etc. while the transfer of business takes place.

I'm over the moon (as long as I get the bunce and my share options).

by Rowley Wed 03 Dec 2014, 4:07 pm

Sorry to hear that Sean, however look at the positives. You did not enjoy it. Treat this as an opportunity to do the job you actually want to do mate. Don't fall for Adam's grooming either, he prays on the vulnerable.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 03 Dec 2014, 4:09 pm

No honestly best news for ages. I feel sorry for some who are upset. I don't like them but it isn't nice.

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