The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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JuliusHMarx wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Send us the link and I'll pick some up on payday. Need to do a lost of lone shifts and a few books would break the monotony nicely.

It's not a physical bookshop - you won't be able to bomb it.

I know my friends but we also do a nice line in hacking small websites to show off our sophistication

Rowley wrote:I have ten on here, that is more than I have in real life.

I have none on here, which is the same as I have in real life.

1GrumpyGolfer wrote:W@nkers! The lot of you.  I've just wasted hours reading the drivel on this and the last thread when I could have been doing nothing at work instead.  The only thing that made me laugh was the bummer Michaels getting woken up by his cat, I'm laughing again at recollection, that might be enough for redemption.

Fresh Fish.

Get him boys.

Getting a little to crowded here. Although, another golfer on here... If you're willing to count Michaels (and I accept it's a flimsy addition at best), then we are the majority.

Fade time baby!!

ShahenshahG wrote:

1GrumpyGolfer wrote:W@nkers! The lot of you.  I've just wasted hours reading the drivel on this and the last thread when I could have been doing nothing at work instead.  The only thing that made me laugh was the bummer Michaels getting woken up by his cat, I'm laughing again at recollection, that might be enough for redemption.

Fresh Fish.

Get him boys.

Bring it bomber boy

1GrumpyGolfer wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

1GrumpyGolfer wrote:W@nkers! The lot of you.  I've just wasted hours reading the drivel on this and the last thread when I could have been doing nothing at work instead.  The only thing that made me laugh was the bummer Michaels getting woken up by his cat, I'm laughing again at recollection, that might be enough for redemption.

Fresh Fish.

Get him boys.

Bring it bomber boy  

Check.

I should never have joined you lot again, I've opened the door. I only did it to keep track on Tino.

Not too worried about Grumpy. He lives in Pennsylvania. Life expectancy is fairly short there.

Where is Tina when you need him? New people bombarding the place left right and centre, not one of whom appears to have even lodged a membership application, let alone had it ratified. On the back of the cricket affair earlier in the week this has not been a good week for his stewardship.

1GrumpyGolfer wrote:W@nkers! The lot of you.  I've just wasted hours reading the drivel on this and the last thread when I could have been doing nothing at work instead.  The only thing that made me laugh was the bummer Michaels getting woken up by his cat, I'm laughing again at recollection, that might be enough for redemption.

I will leave this to windows. An incursion, with a compliment, I've had a few and a wine and am slightly peed / confused yet vindicated for my humour.

Jeff, what was that jibelow thing about Osama film thing. Need a film and all I have is halo 4

Zero Dark Thirty Sean, believe it is on Netflix. Bit slow but I enjoyed it quite a lot.

Cheers boss.

Rowley wrote:Zero Dark Thirty Sean, believe it is on Netflix. Bit slow but I enjoyed it quite a lot.

Get quicker broadband.

Booooom. Got it! Cheers mate

Oh Love sacks. Seen it. Ginger bird. Bloody hell I am sh1t

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Rowley wrote:Zero Dark Thirty Sean, believe it is on Netflix. Bit slow but I enjoyed it quite a lot.

Get quicker broadband.

Bravo, really guffawed at that one.

Rowley wrote:Where is Tina when you need him? New people bombarding the place left right and centre, not one of whom appears to have even lodged a membership application, let alone had it ratified. On the back of the cricket affair earlier in the week this has not been a good week for his stewardship.

He knows I'm onto him. I knew I'd find the reason this kept going, and Tina's disappearance leads me to believe it was something to do with him and a poltergeist.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Rowley wrote:Zero Dark Thirty Sean, believe it is on Netflix. Bit slow but I enjoyed it quite a lot.

Get quicker broadband.

That really is quite good work Jules.

Sh1t on here tonight.

Good film. Big red reminds me of the love of my life. Bit ginger mostly psycho.

Fist

https://imgur.com/a/neESv

Spent a good amount of time laughing at this tonight. Really enjoyed the delusions of someone I can only presume is a young and extremely dull Union.

Blimey, there are grockles everywhere at the moment Tino has lost it...

Fist (in real terms)

Fist (on my terms)

Rowley wrote:Where is Tina when you need him? New people bombarding the place left right and centre, not one of whom appears to have even lodged a membership application, let alone had it ratified. On the back of the cricket affair earlier in the week this has not been a good week for his stewardship.

I'm rarely on at night, Jeff. Something to do with having a life I expect.

I have to say though, what an entry by GrumpyG*lfer. Leading straight off with calling us all w*nkers! Classic opening and extremely accurate. For that reason alone, we should at least consider his application? Even if he does play g*lf. He quickly followed it up by reminding Shah that he is a terrorist. It's a good start from Mr Grumpy. A very good start indeed.

As for Dolphin, he did lodge a membership application, but he was being furiously bummed at the time and so the writing was all over the place. I'm considering it before throwing it open to the committee.

If this place turns into a golf forum I tells ya... It is on the brink now, though sterling first effort from the newbie.

rick_dagless wrote:If this place turns into a golf forum I tells ya....

Yeah, that would tee me off.

It would drive a wedge between us...

couldn't give albatross personally.....

seanmichaels wrote:couldn't give albatross personally.....

+4

That's a fair way of looking at things sean.

Will you all stop this sh*t, please.

People have a pop at my stewardship yet I have two of my most trusted lieutenant's encouraging g*lf talk.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:couldn't give albatross personally.....

+4

-3

My previous post would have worked were it a bit more noticeable that I put a 'strikethrough' on the +4, but it looks the same.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Will you all stop this sh*t, please.

People have a pop at my stewardship yet I have two of my most trusted lieutenant's encouraging g*lf talk.

Feeling rough?

sean wrote:Feeling rough?

SALTS LOL PMFSL

I think he is too green to join

let's not wind windows up too much. if he leaves there may be a mulligan.....

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Will you all stop this sh*t, please.

People have a pop at my stewardship yet I have two of my most trusted lieutenant's encouraging g*lf talk.

There seems to be a g*lf between us Tino.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Will you all stop this sh*t, please.

People have a pop at my stewardship yet I have two of my most trusted lieutenant's encouraging g*lf talk.

There seems to be a g*lf between us Tino.

That's actually clever. On at least two levels.

If the golf talk gets out of hand I will Putt a stop to it.

Rowley wrote:If the golf talk gets out of hand I will Putt a stop to it.

Oh for the sake the f*ck.

Not you, Jeff. You were my last hope.

Stop chipping in with these puns, we should club together stop trying to shaft Tino.

Rowley wrote:If the golf talk gets out of hand I will Putt a stop to it.

Tee-hee

If this carries on, there will be Els to pay. Lyle be damned if I am going to let it continue

It is becoming a Daly occurrence.

I do realise that I will get a Torrance of abuse about those last puns

Adam D wrote:I do realise that I will get a Torrance of abuse about those last puns

I cink you will be ok.

Thank Furyk for that.

F*ck you all.

I'm off to mumsnet with Galted.