The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Guest Mon 21 Sep 2015, 9:49 am

First topic message reminder :

seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:I'm trying to help Sean, genuinely believe eliminating such phrases from your vocabulary might assist you.

I am very polite in real life. Helped a blind lady on a train yesterday.

She wanted to get into a taxi though

by Alistair Thu 24 Sep 2015, 12:58 pm

Nina Siemaszko

by **seanmichaels** Thu 24 Sep 2015, 12:59 pm

Daphne off of neighbours

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 24 Sep 2015, 1:01 pm

Plain Jane from Neighbours

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 24 Sep 2015, 1:01 pm

Samantha Janus

by **seanmichaels** Thu 24 Sep 2015, 1:02 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Plain Jane from Neighbours

oh yeah baby. the one who lived with mrs mangle?

by Alistair Thu 24 Sep 2015, 1:02 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Daphne off of neighbours

No.

by Rowley Thu 24 Sep 2015, 1:03 pm

People used to say I looked like Des off Neighbours.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 24 Sep 2015, 1:03 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Samantha Janus

Good. Did you ever watch Game On? Brilliant. They used to call me Matt at University.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 24 Sep 2015, 1:04 pm

Where's Galted?

Spoiler:

by Alistair Thu 24 Sep 2015, 1:05 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Where's Galted?

Spoiler:

Kneeling down, tying the blokes Hi-Tecs?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 24 Sep 2015, 1:07 pm

Either of the twins from Neighbours.

Sally from Home and Away. Saw an interesting documentary on her once.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 24 Sep 2015, 1:09 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Either of the twins from Neighbours.

Sally from Home and Away. Saw an interesting documentary on her once.

Aye. Very deep.

by Alistair Thu 24 Sep 2015, 1:10 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Either of the twins from Neighbours.

Sally from Home and Away. Saw an interesting documentary on her once.

Pretty sure she made a sex tape.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 24 Sep 2015, 1:11 pm

Alistair wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Either of the twins from Neighbours.

Sally from Home and Away. Saw an interesting documentary on her once.

Pretty sure she made a sex tape.

Sorry, that is what I meant. Documentary was probably a little bit disingenuous.

by Alistair Thu 24 Sep 2015, 1:13 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Alistair wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Either of the twins from Neighbours.

Sally from Home and Away. Saw an interesting documentary on her once.

Pretty sure she made a sex tape.

Sorry, that is what I meant. Documentary was probably a little bit disingenuous.

Was it an Exploration of the Human Body starring Kate Ritchie?

by Rowley Thu 24 Sep 2015, 1:14 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Alistair wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Either of the twins from Neighbours.

Sally from Home and Away. Saw an interesting documentary on her once.

Pretty sure she made a sex tape.

Sorry, that is what I meant. Documentary was probably a little bit disingenuous.

Only if you're a moron. Not sure if anyone has made a documentary about her, but irrespective of that I'd be reasonably confident you would not watch it if they had. Anyone of reasonable intelligence should have been able to reach the same conclusion.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 24 Sep 2015, 1:15 pm

I wish Gail Platt would do a sex tape....

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 24 Sep 2015, 1:18 pm

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Alistair wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Either of the twins from Neighbours.

Sally from Home and Away. Saw an interesting documentary on her once.

Pretty sure she made a sex tape.

Sorry, that is what I meant. Documentary was probably a little bit disingenuous.

Only if you're a moron. Not sure if anyone has made a documentary about her, but irrespective of that I'd be reasonably confident you would not watch it if they had. Anyone of reasonable intelligence should have been able to reach the same conclusion.

Are you calling Alistair a moron? Or me?

by Alistair Thu 24 Sep 2015, 1:18 pm

seanmichaels wrote:I wish Gail Platt would do a sex tape....

If you weren't mildly amusing I'd remove you from my Top 8 for that.

by Rowley Thu 24 Sep 2015, 1:20 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Alistair wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Either of the twins from Neighbours.

Sally from Home and Away. Saw an interesting documentary on her once.

Pretty sure she made a sex tape.

Sorry, that is what I meant. Documentary was probably a little bit disingenuous.

Only if you're a moron. Not sure if anyone has made a documentary about her, but irrespective of that I'd be reasonably confident you would not watch it if they had. Anyone of reasonable intelligence should have been able to reach the same conclusion.

Are you calling Alistair a moron? Or me?

Potentially both now.

by Alistair Thu 24 Sep 2015, 1:20 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Alistair wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Either of the twins from Neighbours.

Sally from Home and Away. Saw an interesting documentary on her once.

Pretty sure she made a sex tape.

Sorry, that is what I meant. Documentary was probably a little bit disingenuous.

Only if you're a moron. Not sure if anyone has made a documentary about her, but irrespective of that I'd be reasonably confident you would not watch it if they had. Anyone of reasonable intelligence should have been able to reach the same conclusion.

Are you calling Alistair a moron? Or me?

Rowley and I have no ill feeling between us, so it was aimed at you.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 24 Sep 2015, 1:20 pm

How quickly people can turn round here.

by Alistair Thu 24 Sep 2015, 1:21 pm

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Alistair wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Either of the twins from Neighbours.

Sally from Home and Away. Saw an interesting documentary on her once.

Pretty sure she made a sex tape.

Sorry, that is what I meant. Documentary was probably a little bit disingenuous.

Only if you're a moron. Not sure if anyone has made a documentary about her, but irrespective of that I'd be reasonably confident you would not watch it if they had. Anyone of reasonable intelligence should have been able to reach the same conclusion.

Are you calling Alistair a moron? Or me?

Potentially both now.

I take it back.

by Rowley Thu 24 Sep 2015, 1:26 pm

I was calling Alistair a moron initially, it seemed fairly clear to me that in the context used and given the general timbre of the conversation at that point that documentary was a euphemism for sex tape and should not have needed Tina's clarification.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 24 Sep 2015, 1:28 pm

Rowley wrote:I was calling Alistair a moron initially, it seemed fairly clear to me that in the context used and given the general timbre of the conversation at that point that documentary was a euphemism for sex tape and should not have needed Tina's clarification.

You don't make it easy sometimes, Jeff.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 24 Sep 2015, 1:28 pm

Is the documentary still available online?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 24 Sep 2015, 1:30 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Is the documentary still available online?

Haven't looked for a long time. I would imagine so.

by **Galted** Thu 24 Sep 2015, 1:30 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Where's Galted?

Spoiler:

I'm over here.

by Rowley Thu 24 Sep 2015, 1:31 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:I was calling Alistair a moron initially, it seemed fairly clear to me that in the context used and given the general timbre of the conversation at that point that documentary was a euphemism for sex tape and should not have needed Tina's clarification.

You don't make it easy sometimes, Jeff.

You're so inconsistent on this issue Tina. TLD was praised for his impressive word use the other day. I get criticised. It's bullying, in its most blatant form.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 24 Sep 2015, 1:37 pm

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:I was calling Alistair a moron initially, it seemed fairly clear to me that in the context used and given the general timbre of the conversation at that point that documentary was a euphemism for sex tape and should not have needed Tina's clarification.

You don't make it easy sometimes, Jeff.

You're so inconsistent on this issue Tina. TLD was praised for his impressive word use the other day. I get criticised. It's bullying, in its most blatant form.

I disagree. LD's word (from memory) was the sort of word that, whilst underused, one would expect to find in normal conversation.

The same can't be said of 'timbre'. No one uses that. Ever. Unless you're in the Bullingdon Club or something.

I just don't like seeing you reduced to this. Be proud of you are, Jeff. Faults and all. Stop trying to be someone you will never be (Jules).

by **Galted** Thu 24 Sep 2015, 1:39 pm

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:I was calling Alistair a moron initially, it seemed fairly clear to me that in the context used and given the general timbre of the conversation at that point that documentary was a euphemism for sex tape and should not have needed Tina's clarification.

You don't make it easy sometimes, Jeff.

You're so inconsistent on this issue Tina. TLD was praised for his impressive word use the other day. I get criticised. It's bullying, in its most blatant form.

Selective bullying is the worst form of bullying apart from quadriplegic bullying and orphan bullying.

by Rowley Thu 24 Sep 2015, 1:39 pm

His word was rapacious if memory serves. You do make reasonable points, the only reason I used the word was to annoy you, cannot really complain when it achieves that exact objective I suppose

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 24 Sep 2015, 1:41 pm

Rowley wrote:His word was rapacious if memory serves. You do make reasonable points, the only reason I used the word was to annoy you, cannot really complain when it achieves that exact objective I suppose

Actually, 'rapacious' isn't used that often on reflection. Although still more acceptable than 'timbre'.

by **Galted** Thu 24 Sep 2015, 1:46 pm

And kitten bullying.

by **Galted** Thu 24 Sep 2015, 1:47 pm

Mourner bullying.

by **Galted** Thu 24 Sep 2015, 1:49 pm

Bullying of the blind.

by **superflyweight** Thu 24 Sep 2015, 2:01 pm

Anyone heard from Galted lately?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 24 Sep 2015, 2:02 pm

superflyweight wrote:Anyone heard from Galted lately?

Last I heard, he had been bullied off the board and was back on mumsnet.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 24 Sep 2015, 2:03 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Anyone heard from Galted lately?

Last I heard, he had been bullied off the board and was back on mumsnet.

Nice of you to lend your shelter to him

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 24 Sep 2015, 2:09 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Anyone heard from Galted lately?

Last I heard, he had been bullied off the board and was back on mumsnet.

Nice of you to lend your shelter to him

Don't push me, Shah. A man has his limits you know.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 24 Sep 2015, 2:18 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Anyone heard from Galted lately?

Last I heard, he had been bullied off the board and was back on mumsnet.

Nice of you to lend your shelter to him

Don't push me, Shah. A man has his limits you know.

6 years old being yours.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 24 Sep 2015, 2:22 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Anyone heard from Galted lately?

Last I heard, he had been bullied off the board and was back on mumsnet.

Nice of you to lend your shelter to him

Don't push me, Shah. A man has his limits you know.

6 ~~years~~ months old being yours.

by Alistair Thu 24 Sep 2015, 2:24 pm

Clearly my post was tongue in cheek, Rowley. It saddens me that you failed to see this and chose to insult me. It's with great sadness that i announce you are no longer in my Top 8 posters.

by Rowley Thu 24 Sep 2015, 2:28 pm

You've been here two minutes. Your list has no meaning, to anyone.

by Alistair Thu 24 Sep 2015, 2:33 pm

You listen to sh*t music.

by Rowley Thu 24 Sep 2015, 2:35 pm

Alistair wrote:You listen to sh*t music.

I wouldn't expect you to understand it.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 24 Sep 2015, 2:36 pm

This is like watching a couple of friends go through a painful breakup.

by Alistair Thu 24 Sep 2015, 2:42 pm

Rowley wrote:
Alistair wrote:You listen to sh*t music.

I wouldn't expect you to understand it.

Understand it? You listen to music, Rowley. You form an emotional connection with music. You don't understand it.

Your passion for integrity in forum based competitions and ironfisted rule following is undermined by your blatant snobbery.

by Rowley Thu 24 Sep 2015, 2:42 pm

I'll be honest Tina, the music comment hurt. You have earned the right to criticise my music tastes, and I have made more than enough music snob comments to give you ample ammunition to do so, Alistair has not been subjected to one tenth of my bellendishness on this subject. He just hasn't earned it yet.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 24 Sep 2015, 2:43 pm

Suspicious
https://www.linkedin.com/pub/alistair-rowley/a/758/163

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