The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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seanmichaels wrote:

Rowley wrote:I'm trying to help Sean, genuinely believe eliminating such phrases from your vocabulary might assist you.

I am very polite in real life. Helped a blind lady on a train yesterday.

She wanted to get into a taxi though

Ooh, this old heart of mine, been broke a thousand times, each time you break away, I think you've gone to stay. Lonely nights that come, memories that go, bringing you back again, hurting me more and more. Maybe it's my mistake, to show this I feel inside, cuz each day that passes by, you got me never knowing If i'm coming or going but I, I love you this old heart darling, is sweet for you, I love youuu yes I do.

Morning Shah. pretty misty and ethereal here quite nice to be honest. Good weekend?

Sicond

Fantastic week all round, spent most of it in bed, smoked a lot, ate takeaway 9 days in a row and listened to a lot of upbeat soul music. Back to the grindstone this morning. Take a pic if you get a moment. Does sound like my ideal morning. How was yours?

Had friends from back home over so messy times but good ones spent most of yesterday on the couch and chilled and played on the pS4 with the missus...

Busy old week though, so trying to ease myself back in (nice new badge by the way)

It's a result of sarcasm that wasn't understood by Adam.

Haha, what did you say?

Rowley suggested this one, hardly original and I wrote That's brilliant. As such I was left with this instead of something tasteful like Jewnocide or Migrate & Seek/Destroy.

Morning.

Morning Seany. Any luck with the house hunting?

Morning sean

ShahenshahG wrote:Morning Seany. Any luck with the house hunting?

Yeah, I move this Sunday. Nice little victorian ground floor flat. The ex-missus broke down yesterday when she saw some of the stuff I had bought. Think it hit home for the first time.

seanmichaels wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Morning Seany. Any luck with the house hunting?

Yeah, I move this Sunday. Nice little victorian ground floor flat. The ex-missus broke down yesterday when she saw some of the stuff I had bought. Think it hit home for the first time.

Probably tears of joy that you're definitely leaving...like EVERYONE says on here, Sean...we've never met her but she sounds mental and you're best off without her.

"Welcome to Seany's man palace!"*









*(is what the 6th formers used to say)

Fixed that for you DAVE

DAVE wrote:"Welcome to Seany's man sausage!"*









*(is what the 6th formers used to say)

seanmichaels wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Morning Seany. Any luck with the house hunting?

Yeah, I move this Sunday. Nice little victorian ground floor flat. The ex-missus broke down yesterday when she saw some of the stuff I had bought. Think it hit home for the first time.

Turn her off then on again.

Do you work in the IT department here?

Sean only knows how to turn women ON

seanmichaels wrote:Do you work in the IT department here?

IT departments are the same anywhere you go in the world.

DAVE667 wrote:Sean only knows how to turn women ON

To other women.

How is the foot DAVE?

I guess Jeff will be fairly low key this week?

rick_dagless wrote:How is the foot DAVE?

You want to know how SerialDAVE's 12 inches are?

Morning Tino, crass start to the day? You had a good weekend?

Morning.

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Tino, crass start to the day?  You had a good weekend?

My apologies, riCk.

It were alreet, thanks. Yours?

Not bad mate had some friends over from the shire so had a good time, what did you get up to?

rick_dagless wrote:Not bad mate had some friends over from the shire so had a good time, what did you get up to?

He was out with a few woofters.

seanmichaels wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Not bad mate had some friends over from the shire so had a good time, what did you get up to?

He was out with a few woofters.

This is correct. I was out with a few of Seans mates.

I had a roaring hangover Sunday morning and then had to drive for about 50 minutes to get my eldest to his rugby match. He got given a spell in the bin as well which made me chuckle. I'd wound him up the whole journey about the Welsh and then let him loose in the game.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:How is the foot DAVE?

You want to know how SerialDAVE's 12 inches are?

It's only three inches Tina...but some women don't like it that thick!
Anyway to answer Rick's question, I woke up with it stiff and throbbing......but it's a bit better now I've given it a rub.....

DAVE wrote:Anyway to answer Rick's question, I woke up with it stiff and throbbing......but it's a bit better now I've given it a rub.

I've had that before, it is hard in the morning and the missus refuses to touch it.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

I had a roaring hangover Sunday morning and then had to drive for about 50 minutes to get my eldest to his rugby match.  He got given a spell in the bin as well which made me chuckle.  I'd wound him up the whole journey about the Welsh and then let him loose in the game.

How old is he?

I woke up on a mate's sofa Sunday morning with a fairly serious hangover. A couple of pints of cider took the edge off it then there was no holding me back. Feel it today though.

Disappointing rugby. I can't see us getting through now.

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:How is the foot DAVE?

You want to know how SerialDAVE's 12 inches are?

It's only three inches Tina...but some women don't like it that thick!
Anyway to answer Rick's question, I woke up with it stiff and throbbing......but it's a bit better now I've given it a rub.....

Mine's massive and it ain't made of plastic!

Morning all.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

I had a roaring hangover Sunday morning and then had to drive for about 50 minutes to get my eldest to his rugby match.  He got given a spell in the bin as well which made me chuckle.  I'd wound him up the whole journey about the Welsh and then let him loose in the game.

How old is he?

Disappointing rugby. I can't see us getting through now.

First season in the under 14's this year. They are not allowed to hand off the tackler (leave it, DAVE) at this age (in our league, anyway. Not sure about nationally) and he did it twice! Got warned the first time and the ref 'suggested he sat out for 10 minutes' following the second one!

He has been playing 2nd row or back row this year but the coach made him go back on the wing as punishment. Barely saw the ball again.

England game was very disappointing. But, it's not all over so one has to keep the faith for Saturday. Terrible game management in the last 20 minutes though. They threw that game away.

Not the first time Robshaw has failed in the decisive stage of a game.

I thought the Ford / Farrell / Burgess shuffle was disastrous. Roberts broke through twice immediately after Burgess had gone off.

Yes, wasn't great. For all the pre-match derision of Burgess' selection he silenced the haters, Wales had to go for it, England should've stayed strong and seen it out.

Think if they lose to the Aussie's then Lancaster is gone.

Has Steffan managed to get himself banned on the rugby section yet?

Alistair wrote:Not the first time Robshaw has failed in the decisive stage of a game.

I actually think that was a ballsy move but it should have been a long ball in the line out (not the cute short one too close to the precipice)... then set up for a surge near the posts. There was still time left wasn't there?

Good mourning all.

Rowley wrote:Has Steffan managed to get himself banned on the rugby section yet?

Only for posting pictures of his erect and badly bruised Hampton with the words "Look how happy I am that a bunch of egg chuckers who were unfortunate enough to be born in the same country as me managed to beat a bunch of egg chuckers who were unfortunate enough to have been born in the same country as you!"

The Loaded Dog wrote:

Alistair wrote:Not the first time Robshaw has failed in the decisive stage of a game.

I actually think that was a ballsy move but it should have been a long ball in the line out (not the cute short one too close to the precipice)... then set up for a surge near the posts. There was still time left wasn't there?

Good mourning all.

I think it was poor decision making. England had been poor in the breakdown, a draw would've stood them in good stead. Should've kicked to level and then had one last push into the Welsh 22.

Sh*t on here.

You can't talk about rugby on here and expect the thread to stay alive.

JuliusHMarx wrote:You can't talk about rugby on here and expect the thread to stay alive.

And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

I michaelsed it.

We have all done it.

Galted michaelsed it for a whole day once.

I don't know what broadband / TV package to get. Any advice?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:You can't talk about rugby on here and expect the thread to stay alive.

And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

Tragedy.

seanmichaels wrote:I don't know what broadband / TV package to get. Any advice?

Virgin

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:I don't know what broadband / TV package to get. Any advice?

Virgin

L*L OUT LOUD

Freeview?