The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Jeff's Manbag

Michaelsed that one good and proper.

Sh*t on here today.

It is beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Are you leathered while stuffing a turkey?

Yup. Double michaelsed. Uninspiring on here today. Merry Christmas one and all and a happy new year if I see thee not before then

Rowley is probably crying that they chose sam smith over radiohead. Sorry to have your Christmas ruined mate.

Got a great drink related story to share at some point. Beats monster munch on pepperami in terms of a low....

ShahenshahG wrote:Rowley is probably crying that they chose sam smith over radiohead. Sorry to have your Christmas ruined mate.

Just listened it Shah. Jesus Christ it is horrible. Suspect they have only released it to make people a little more forgiving to Smith.

Rowley wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Rowley is probably crying that they chose sam smith over radiohead. Sorry to have your Christmas ruined mate.

Just listened it Shah. Jesus Christ it is horrible. Suspect they have only released it to make people a little more forgiving to Smith.

I stopped listening after "before".
Such a let down after those epic Live & Let Die and Spy Who Loved Me soundtracks.
Hell, even Sheena Easton and Duran Duran's are infinitely more listenable than that weak sissy's voice.

Rowley wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Rowley is probably crying that they chose sam smith over radiohead. Sorry to have your Christmas ruined mate.

Just listened it Shah. Jesus Christ it is horrible. Suspect they have only released it to make people a little more forgiving to Smith.

Haha I was astonished by all the feckers going onto the smith song to say how F*cking brilliant it was (the radiohead song and why it should have been piced instead. I did think that maybe I'd missed something and maybe you as the resident expert on all things bond would see it. Evidently not.

You're the fire and the floood
And ill always feel you in my blood
Everything is fine
When your hand is resting next to mine
Next to mine.

Dry turkey, stuffing and congealed fat sandwich

1/10

Cod and chips with a fishcake.

10/10

Gimme hope joanna
Hope joanna
Hope joanna
Hope before the morning come
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

It early morning and I still haven't gone to bed. That's just the kind of mental thing I get up to when the mood takes me.

PS happy new year you bastards.

Happy New Year Back Worshippers!

Happy new year bitches and hoes

ShahenshahG wrote:Happy new year bitches and hoes

Thank you Shah and happy new year you.

Greetings agent galtomir. I hope your prosthetic punani has recovered from accidently touching galted and here's to fleecing him for many years to come. I hope his kitten is up to the task of contending with your ardour when galted is asleep and you can finally unveil and sate your p*nis.

ShahenshahG wrote:Greetings agent galtomir. I hope your prosthetic punani has recovered from accidently touching galted and here's to fleecing him for many years to come. I hope his kitten is up to the task of contending with your ardour when galted is asleep and you can finally unveil and sate your p*nis.

f*ck you shah, f*ck you a huge lot of amount

Happy new year mofos, hope you all had a good one!

HO HO HO Ricketing Rickotash, Welcome to the future. Sikond.

Morning mate, how was your end of the year?

It was pretty decent actually. Stood on vauxhall bridge (they wouldn't let lutonians anywhere else in london) and saw in the new year with a less than impressive view of fireworks and standing next to an elderly american couple who were engulfed in weed smoke and profoundly disturbed to be standing next to the only p*kis in that part of the city. Anti climactic and busy as feck - as london a welcome you can get. How was yours?

Sounds positively progressive mate, I am sure they will cherish the experience!

I went to the local and got smashed with friends, little drama and lots ot laughing, happy days! Not feeling work today mind you, were you keeping the cup going over the festive period?

Just kept an eye on it while following the cricket mostly. Was visited by Bruce Jenner (Caitlyn!) now we know how galted gets laid. So livelier than most holidays. I'm feeling a bit knackered but mostly i'm irritated. You'll be getting a missive from me engaging you in a divorce case Rick, due to my wife being of a poor constitution and not being able to take the beating she deserved for messing up the ironing on my work trousers.

Fair enough Shah, I have got your back in the divorce courts mate, sounds like you have a solid case to be honest.

Cricket was nuts yesterday, what a partnership!

You don't have to feign interest my friend. Going to start moving up this year and there will be a lot less violence and more study. New year, new opportunities. On the other hand operation "forget adele" isn't going so well as every time I try the bitch grins saucily at me in my mind. So there's as much possibility of violence as before and you're wise to err on the the side of caution.

Must admit I am just counting down until i leave this place at the moment.

Looking forward to the new challenge etc, etc, but we all know that the best part of starting a new role is seeing whether or not there are any potential hotties in the office

Is there anything different about the new place you're going to be working at? Apart from the potential stunners I mean.

Same kind of role, but moving to a global company so hopefully more scope for promotion etc, plus I get some more minions. To be honest, the stuff that I do is the same whether you are at a retailer, a bank, or an abattoir to be fair

Morning all. One month till I go to Florida. Am very much counting the days.

Morning Jeff, happy new year and all that

And to you to Rick, and anyone else who may appear today.

HaPpY NeW YeAr RoWlEY

morning all, i too am on countdown. going lanzarote next week then barcelona the month after. much better and far less depressing start to the new year

Morning all.

Morning Windows I am in awe of your ability to survive festive periods. Salute!

Wotcha windows

Just chuck money at it, Shah. Even the most violent of children are usually placated by a Lego Death Star.

Good morning, gentle folk of the culture cup.

Morning Jules, Another one bites the dust.

Morning Jules

Morose on here today.

I think everyone is struggling back today mate.

Apparently it is the busiest day of the year for divorce lawyers, fun fact.

Yeah hence the divorce joke earlier

Here's something that'll make you giggle or burst into tears

https://youtu.be/ee925OTFBCA

Particularly focus on 28 onwards then read the comments and listen back again

Haha, I bet that is a ringtone somewhere...

But what a noise!

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