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Who gets on your wick....
First topic message reminder :
After seeing Kanye spouting all his rubbish on twitter, his new Homeless Look clothing range....and his video game of his mom trying to get into Heaven, could this man actually be any more of a b3ll3nd!
Tell me people.....who gets right on your t!ts!
After seeing Kanye spouting all his rubbish on twitter, his new Homeless Look clothing range....and his video game of his mom trying to get into Heaven, could this man actually be any more of a b3ll3nd!
Tell me people.....who gets right on your t!ts!
Scott is Back- Posts : 635
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rick_dagless wrote:People who use uppercase to highlight points in a discussion, rather than improving the way they are debating a point.
FACT.
gospel
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Yaya Toure:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44364542
No, Yaya. It's just you're past it and Citeh have romped the EPL without you, thereby proving you're not as important as you think you are.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44364542
No, Yaya. It's just you're past it and Citeh have romped the EPL without you, thereby proving you're not as important as you think you are.
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navyblueshorts wrote:Yaya Toure:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44364542
No, Yaya. It's just you're past it and Citeh have romped the EPL without you, thereby proving you're not as important as you think you are.
That article is a bit of an indictment of the BBC - no facts whatsoever, just vague waffle presumably trying to spark some controversy.
It becomes more like the Daily Mail by the week, I recently saw one of those "baffling the internet" non-articles on the Beeb.
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navyblueshorts- Moderator
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Not disagreeing with you, navy, Toure is a bit of a plank.
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Toure seems to be under the illusion that his manager and/or any of the fans give a toss about him.
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Re: Who gets on your wick....
Everybody and everything. Almost.
Cardiff Dave- Posts : 6596
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Cardiff Dave wrote:Everybody and everything. Almost.
I saw the Topic bounce up on my list and I hadn't seen it in ages. And then I saw your name a the tail end of it and I thought just for a bit of fun I'd go in and say Cardiff Dave gets on my wick, period. Just coz he's Welsh mostly.
But you got in there before me and took care of just about everything this thread was designed for.
Good man.
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SecretFly wrote:Cardiff Dave wrote:Everybody and everything. Almost.
I saw the Topic bounce up on my list and I hadn't seen it in ages. And then I saw your name a the tail end of it and I thought just for a bit of fun I'd go in and say Cardiff Dave gets on my wick, period. Just coz he's Welsh mostly.
But you got in there before me and took care of just about everything this thread was designed for.
Good man.
No worries. As it happens, I get on my own wick also. Ditto the fecking Welsh. And i'm Welsh. Although being from Cardiff isn't proper Welsh really, is it, isn't it?
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Weather girls (and Derek) who wet their knickers over a bit of sun.
Come and do it on my parched lawn. More than welcome.
Come and do it on my parched lawn. More than welcome.
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Cardiff Dave wrote:Weather girls (and Derek) who wet their knickers over a bit of sun.
Come and do it on my parched lawn. More than welcome.
Well at least their grass gets a bit of watering even if their is a hose pipe ban...
SecretFly- Posts : 31800
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The bosses and supervisors at my work place.
Do some f***ing work you lazy prices of s***.
Also the hypocrisy of most people.
Do some f***ing work you lazy prices of s***.
Also the hypocrisy of most people.
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Low level workers who don't get the idea that they are the slaves and shouldn't be bullying their superiors (bosses and supervisors) into doing some f***ing work.
Know your places proletariat peoples of the world. Your only role in life is to serve people like ME! Do NOT bully your Bosses!
Know your places proletariat peoples of the world. Your only role in life is to serve people like ME! Do NOT bully your Bosses!
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The guy a few desks down from me, you know the one, yeah him, bell end.
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SecretFly wrote:Low level workers who don't get the idea that they are the slaves and shouldn't be bullying their superiors (bosses and supervisors) into doing some f***ing work.
Know your places proletariat peoples of the world. Your only role in life is to serve people like ME! Do NOT bully your Bosses!
Yes sir.
Sorry for getting above my station.
Luke- Posts : 5033
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Anyway...back to reality.
Young people in cars... on drugs....
.... which means practically all young drivers I reckon.
So full of their own sense of floating eternal life. Low slung seats, in high rise autos (how vile), road rage always loaded for the slightest incident, absolutely no sense of how much chaos theory growls into action when a car at speed makes the slightest correction. "Oh I'll be able to handle any surprises - I've watched Top Gear since I was a child, haven't I. It's easy. If Clarkson can look at a camera whilst driving at 120mph over a rope bridge in Kazakhstan, then I can sure negotiate a country road with f**king pedestrians on it at 240mph and a needle full of wonder in me veins!!!!! Wey Hey Hey!!!!"
Young people in cars... on drugs....
.... which means practically all young drivers I reckon.
So full of their own sense of floating eternal life. Low slung seats, in high rise autos (how vile), road rage always loaded for the slightest incident, absolutely no sense of how much chaos theory growls into action when a car at speed makes the slightest correction. "Oh I'll be able to handle any surprises - I've watched Top Gear since I was a child, haven't I. It's easy. If Clarkson can look at a camera whilst driving at 120mph over a rope bridge in Kazakhstan, then I can sure negotiate a country road with f**king pedestrians on it at 240mph and a needle full of wonder in me veins!!!!! Wey Hey Hey!!!!"
SecretFly- Posts : 31800
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Drivers who leave their car lights on all the time as they drive in good light. I don't care if its automated or not, turn them off.
Note: I Do not / Cannot drive.
Note: I Do not / Cannot drive.
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rick_dagless wrote:The guy a few desks down from me, you know the one, yeah him, bell end.
Well thanks a lot, Rick, was there any need for that?
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SecretFly wrote:Low level workers who don't get the idea that they are the slaves and shouldn't be bullying their superiors (bosses and supervisors) into doing some f***ing work.
Know your places proletariat peoples of the world. Your only role in life is to serve people like ME! Do NOT bully your Bosses!
Quite right.
My previous job as a manager/supervisor/foreman was to point and shout a lot, when I bothered to get up off my chair of course. If the boss caught me sharing the water with pond-life he'd have my guts for garters.
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Luke wrote:SecretFly wrote:Low level workers who don't get the idea that they are the slaves and shouldn't be bullying their superiors (bosses and supervisors) into doing some f***ing work.
Know your places proletariat peoples of the world. Your only role in life is to serve people like ME! Do NOT bully your Bosses!
Yes sir.
Sorry for getting above my station.
Good lad.
Now go and clean the lake.
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Uryu Ishida wrote:Drivers who leave their car lights on all the time as they drive in good light. I don't care if its automated or not, turn them off.
Note: I Do not / Cannot drive.
Agreed. Car headlights are way too bright also.
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Reckon we need a "What gets on your wick...." thread.
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Cardiff Dave wrote:Reckon we need a "What gets on your wick...." thread.
1st post would be everyone and everything, reality, my next door neighbours dog and some guy named Steve
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Uryu Ishida wrote:Cardiff Dave wrote:Reckon we need a "What gets on your wick...." thread.
1st post would be everyone and everything, reality, my next door neighbours dog and some guy named Steve
Add neighbour's cat and it's eerily similar to what I would say.
Cardiff Dave- Posts : 6596
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Note to pro tennis players;
If you want your towel, go get it yourself and put it back when you're done.
If you want a drink, you know where they are, so go get one and put your empties in the bin while you're at it.
If you want an umbrella, hold it yourself or wear a suitable hat.
They're ball boys/girls not personal assistants or am I much mistaken?
If you want your towel, go get it yourself and put it back when you're done.
If you want a drink, you know where they are, so go get one and put your empties in the bin while you're at it.
If you want an umbrella, hold it yourself or wear a suitable hat.
They're ball boys/girls not personal assistants or am I much mistaken?
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You're much mistaken. You new to this tournament?
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Pr4wn wrote:You're much mistaken. You new to this tournament?
There we are then. I don't get out much see.
I remember when it was mostly just Dan "Oh, I say!" Maskell and tennis rackets were the correct size.
Cardiff Dave- Posts : 6596
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The whole gets on your wick thread.
For reminding me just how many people and things get on my wick.
For reminding me just how many people and things get on my wick.
Luke- Posts : 5033
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Cardiff Dave wrote:Note to pro tennis players;
If you want your towel, go get it yourself and put it back when you're done.
If you want a drink, you know where they are, so go get one and put your empties in the bin while you're at it.
If you want an umbrella, hold it yourself or wear a suitable hat.
They're ball boys/girls not personal assistants or am I much mistaken?
Here Here Dave! What HO! Great stuff. I've been wanting to say that for decades but there wasn't a WICK thread to do so.
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SecretFly wrote:Cardiff Dave wrote:Note to pro tennis players;
If you want your towel, go get it yourself and put it back when you're done.
If you want a drink, you know where they are, so go get one and put your empties in the bin while you're at it.
If you want an umbrella, hold it yourself or wear a suitable hat.
They're ball boys/girls not personal assistants or am I much mistaken?
Here Here Dave! What HO! Great stuff. I've been wanting to say that for decades but there wasn't a WICK thread to do so.
Noticed that Nadal has 2 towels at the back of the court. One must be for his @rse as he fiddles with it between every point.
Note to the "Lookers" - play better in future and make it to the 2nd week at least.
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Yeah Dave, he obviously gets huge amounts of sweat up his crack.
Also the 20 or so ball bounces just after. Great player but I find him difficult to watch for long periods.
Also the 20 or so ball bounces just after. Great player but I find him difficult to watch for long periods.
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Look, tennis is just for the strawberries really....far too many sunglasses on topses of headses to be a real sport. It's a Fashion catwalk for people with yachts tied up in Monaco.
SecretFly- Posts : 31800
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Wimbledon is for the Beeb to give their overpaid chopsers something to endlessly chopse about. Wonder if Lineker will be in the royal box this Sunday. Oh I say!
Cardiff Dave- Posts : 6596
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Council highway maintenance staff, whose job it is to maintain pavements, that park their vehicles on pavements. In particular the council bloke who recently parked his van on a recently repaired pavement near my house, um recently. One of the new concrete slabs is now cracked.
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Are you fat shaming this guy?
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SecretFly wrote:Are you fat shaming this guy?
Having a dig at our incompetent council.
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if you are upset think about how the slab feels !!
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Well as we're on roads and pavements and things, I have one that truly has been a constant annoyance to me through my life - not enough to go to war about but close.
I don't actually know if this happens in the UK - maybe they are just more organised but tell me if it does.
A section of road/street needs a big repair (mostly frustrates in semi urban/urban areas). Area waits and waits on the funding. Then on a big day, a convoy of repair vehicles show up early morning and everyone cheers! FINALLY.
The lads maybe take a week, maybe two of intense all day work. There are traffic management issues that can irritate but most people are happy to put up with the inconvenience if it means they have a pristine new street.
The work is accomplished and the road looks splendidly smooth - nice new spanking white lines down the middle. The place looks wonderful. Everyone has a smile on their faces. FINALLY.
Three weeks later some suspicious looking guys turn up in other vehicles.... they plot and plan and draw yellow lines onto the pristine new surface.... they scratch their stubble and begin digging! New electcial cables, new broadband fibre crap, new sewage maybe, new water leaks.... new f**king something that always spoils the lovely road just weeks or months after put down.
So what gets on my wick? Reverse Logistics.
I don't actually know if this happens in the UK - maybe they are just more organised but tell me if it does.
A section of road/street needs a big repair (mostly frustrates in semi urban/urban areas). Area waits and waits on the funding. Then on a big day, a convoy of repair vehicles show up early morning and everyone cheers! FINALLY.
The lads maybe take a week, maybe two of intense all day work. There are traffic management issues that can irritate but most people are happy to put up with the inconvenience if it means they have a pristine new street.
The work is accomplished and the road looks splendidly smooth - nice new spanking white lines down the middle. The place looks wonderful. Everyone has a smile on their faces. FINALLY.
Three weeks later some suspicious looking guys turn up in other vehicles.... they plot and plan and draw yellow lines onto the pristine new surface.... they scratch their stubble and begin digging! New electcial cables, new broadband fibre crap, new sewage maybe, new water leaks.... new f**king something that always spoils the lovely road just weeks or months after put down.
So what gets on my wick? Reverse Logistics.
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Good one fly.
Exactly the same thing near here where they have just finished a few hundred metres of new bluestone pavers (nice pattern with special cuts).... and I just saw some white, pink, blue and yellow spray paint over sections of it.
Also people who spit their gum or drop litter on this new pavement. Filthy pigs.
Exactly the same thing near here where they have just finished a few hundred metres of new bluestone pavers (nice pattern with special cuts).... and I just saw some white, pink, blue and yellow spray paint over sections of it.
Also people who spit their gum or drop litter on this new pavement. Filthy pigs.
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Smokers that think it's ok to just throw cigarette butts on the ground after they've finished their smoke.
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The guy that invented Halloween...
Get home from work and have to take my youngest candy bashing..
What God invented Women for..
Get home from work and have to take my youngest candy bashing..
What God invented Women for..
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TRUSSMAN66 wrote:The guy that invented Halloween...
Get home from work and have to take my youngest candy bashing..
What God invented Women for..
Careful now. That's sexist isn't it?
You'll have the Feds banging on your door, helicopters overhead, etc.
There again it's an opportunity for 'er indoors to catch up on the ironing and scrubbing.
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Council management that can't do their job by the look of it, so pay somebody else to do it for them using public funds.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-45976469
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-45976469
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Stupid women.
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Big Brother is ALWAYS watching, Dave.
Always.
Never Ever abuse a carbon based homosapien unit who have a WO in front of man or men!
Oh dear, I think I'm in trouble now too. A homo in front of sapien. Homophobic thought crime!
Oops, did it again.....
SecretFly- Posts : 31800
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Big Sister, shewerly?
Maureen Lipman on Corrie tonight - "knee him in the goolies!"
Marvelous.
Or is it Lipwoman these days?
Maureen Lipman on Corrie tonight - "knee him in the goolies!"
Marvelous.
Or is it Lipwoman these days?
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It’s the people who get really overconcerned and angry about these things that are dangers
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Dolphin Ziggler wrote:It’s the people who get really overconcerned and angry about these things that are dangers
Aye.
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People who constantly use the words: Snowflake, Libtard, Remoaners, Lefty, Literal Nazi, Hitler.
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rick_dagless wrote:People who constantly use the words: Snowflake, Libtard, Remoaners, Lefty, Literal Nazi, Hitler.
But we can still say gammon?
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