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Post by Scott is Back on Fri 12 Feb 2016, 8:30 am

First topic message reminder :

After seeing Kanye spouting all his rubbish on twitter, his new Homeless Look clothing range....and his video game of his mom trying to get into Heaven, could this man actually be any more of a b3ll3nd!

Tell me people.....who gets right on your t!ts!

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Re: Who gets on your wick....

Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 06 Mar 2018, 2:45 pm

rick_dagless wrote:People who use uppercase to highlight points in a discussion, rather than improving the way they are debating a point.

FACT.

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Post by navyblueshorts on Tue 05 Jun 2018, 1:19 pm

Yaya Toure:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44364542

No, Yaya. It's just you're past it and Citeh have romped the EPL without you, thereby proving you're not as important as you think you are.
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Post by Galted on Tue 05 Jun 2018, 1:29 pm

navyblueshorts wrote:Yaya Toure:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44364542

No, Yaya. It's just you're past it and Citeh have romped the EPL without you, thereby proving you're not as important as you think you are.

That article is a bit of an indictment of the BBC - no facts whatsoever, just vague waffle presumably trying to spark some controversy.

It becomes more like the Daily Mail by the week, I recently saw one of those "baffling the internet" non-articles on the Beeb.
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Post by navyblueshorts on Tue 05 Jun 2018, 1:33 pm

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Post by Galted on Tue 05 Jun 2018, 3:18 pm

Not disagreeing with you, navy, Toure is a bit of a plank.
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Post by Pr4wn on Tue 05 Jun 2018, 3:56 pm

Toure seems to be under the illusion that his manager and/or any of the fans give a toss about him.

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Re: Who gets on your wick....

Post by Cardiff Dave on Tue 26 Jun 2018, 8:08 am

Everybody and everything. Almost.

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Post by SecretFly on Tue 26 Jun 2018, 10:00 am

Cardiff Dave wrote:Everybody and everything. Almost.

laughing
I saw the Topic bounce up on my list and I hadn't seen it in ages. And then I saw your name a the tail end of it and I thought just for a bit of fun I'd go in and say Cardiff Dave gets on my wick, period. Just coz he's Welsh mostly.

But you got in there before me and took care of just about everything this thread was designed for.

OK

Good man.

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Post by Cardiff Dave on Tue 26 Jun 2018, 11:17 am

SecretFly wrote:
Cardiff Dave wrote:Everybody and everything. Almost.

laughing
I saw the Topic bounce up on my list and I hadn't seen it in ages.  And then I saw your name a the tail end of it and I thought just for a bit of fun I'd go in and say Cardiff Dave gets on my wick, period.  Just coz he's Welsh mostly.

But you got in there before me and took care of just about everything this thread was designed for.  

OK

Good man.  

No worries. As it happens, I get on my own wick also. Ditto the fecking Welsh. And i'm Welsh. Although being from Cardiff isn't proper Welsh really, is it, isn't it?

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Post by Cardiff Dave on Wed 27 Jun 2018, 8:38 am

Weather girls (and Derek) who wet their knickers over a bit of sun.
Come and do it on my parched lawn. More than welcome.

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Post by SecretFly on Wed 27 Jun 2018, 1:00 pm

Cardiff Dave wrote:Weather girls (and Derek) who wet their knickers over a bit of sun.
Come and do it on my parched lawn. More than welcome.

Well at least their grass gets a bit of watering even if their is a hose pipe ban...

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Re: Who gets on your wick....

Post by Luke on Sat 30 Jun 2018, 3:40 pm

The bosses and supervisors at my work place.

Do some f***ing work you lazy prices of s***.

Also the hypocrisy of most people.
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Post by SecretFly on Mon 02 Jul 2018, 7:54 am

Low level workers who don't get the idea that they are the slaves and shouldn't be bullying their superiors (bosses and supervisors) into doing some f***ing work.

Know your places proletariat peoples of the world. Your only role in life is to serve people like ME! Do NOT bully your Bosses!

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 02 Jul 2018, 9:03 am

The guy a few desks down from me, you know the one, yeah him, bell end.

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Post by Luke on Mon 02 Jul 2018, 12:54 pm

SecretFly wrote:Low level workers who don't get the idea that they are the slaves and shouldn't be bullying their superiors (bosses and supervisors) into doing some f***ing work.

Know your places proletariat peoples of the world.  Your only role in life is to serve people like ME!  Do NOT bully your Bosses!

Yes sir.

Sorry for getting above my station.
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Post by SecretFly on Mon 02 Jul 2018, 2:55 pm

Anyway...back to reality.

Young people in cars... on drugs....
.... which means practically all young drivers I reckon.  

So full of their own sense of floating eternal life.  Low slung seats, in high rise autos (how vile), road rage always loaded for the slightest incident, absolutely no sense of how much chaos theory growls into action when a car at speed makes the slightest correction.  "Oh I'll be able to handle any surprises - I've watched Top Gear since I was a child, haven't I.  It's easy.  If Clarkson can look at a camera whilst driving at 120mph over a rope bridge in Kazakhstan, then I can sure negotiate a country road with f**king pedestrians on it at 240mph and a needle full of wonder in me veins!!!!!  Wey Hey Hey!!!!"

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Post by Uryu Ishida on Mon 02 Jul 2018, 5:13 pm

Drivers who leave their car lights on all the time as they drive in good light. I don't care if its automated or not, turn them off.


Note: I Do not / Cannot drive.


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Post by Galted on Tue 03 Jul 2018, 9:02 am

rick_dagless wrote:The guy a few desks down from me, you know the one, yeah him, bell end.

Well thanks a lot, Rick, was there any need for that?
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Post by Cardiff Dave on Tue 03 Jul 2018, 10:11 am

SecretFly wrote:Low level workers who don't get the idea that they are the slaves and shouldn't be bullying their superiors (bosses and supervisors) into doing some f***ing work.

Know your places proletariat peoples of the world.  Your only role in life is to serve people like ME!  Do NOT bully your Bosses!

Quite right.
My previous job as a manager/supervisor/foreman was to point and shout a lot, when I bothered to get up off my chair of course. If the boss caught me sharing the water with pond-life he'd have my guts for garters.

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Post by Cardiff Dave on Tue 03 Jul 2018, 10:12 am

Luke wrote:
SecretFly wrote:Low level workers who don't get the idea that they are the slaves and shouldn't be bullying their superiors (bosses and supervisors) into doing some f***ing work.

Know your places proletariat peoples of the world.  Your only role in life is to serve people like ME!  Do NOT bully your Bosses!

Yes sir.

Sorry for getting above my station.

Good lad.
Now go and clean the lake.

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Post by Cardiff Dave on Tue 03 Jul 2018, 10:15 am

Uryu Ishida wrote:Drivers who leave their car lights on all the time as they drive in good light. I don't care if its automated or not, turn them off.


Note: I Do not / Cannot drive.


Agreed. Car headlights are way too bright also.

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Post by Cardiff Dave on Tue 03 Jul 2018, 10:18 am

Reckon we need a "What gets on your wick...." thread.

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Post by Uryu Ishida on Wed 04 Jul 2018, 6:15 am

Cardiff Dave wrote:Reckon we need a "What gets on your wick...." thread.

1st post would be everyone and everything, reality, my next door neighbours dog and some guy named Steve

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Post by Cardiff Dave on Wed 04 Jul 2018, 10:55 am

Uryu Ishida wrote:
Cardiff Dave wrote:Reckon we need a "What gets on your wick...." thread.

1st post would be everyone and everything, reality, my next door neighbours dog and some guy named Steve

Add neighbour's cat and it's eerily similar to what I would say.

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Post by Cardiff Dave on Wed 04 Jul 2018, 11:08 am

Note to pro tennis players;
If you want your towel, go get it yourself and put it back when you're done.
If you want a drink, you know where they are, so go get one and put your empties in the bin while you're at it.
If you want an umbrella, hold it yourself or wear a suitable hat.
They're ball boys/girls not personal assistants or am I much mistaken?


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Post by Pr4wn on Wed 04 Jul 2018, 2:19 pm

You're much mistaken. You new to this tournament?

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Post by Cardiff Dave on Fri 06 Jul 2018, 9:08 am

Pr4wn wrote:You're much mistaken. You new to this tournament?

There we are then. I don't get out much see.
I remember when it was mostly just Dan "Oh, I say!" Maskell and tennis rackets were the correct size.

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Post by Luke on Sat 07 Jul 2018, 1:32 pm

The whole gets on your wick thread.

For reminding me just how many people and things get on my wick.
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Post by SecretFly on Tue 10 Jul 2018, 1:52 pm

Cardiff Dave wrote:Note to pro tennis players;
If you want your towel, go get it yourself and put it back when you're done.
If you want a drink, you know where they are, so go get one and put your empties in the bin while you're at it.
If you want an umbrella, hold it yourself or wear a suitable hat.
They're ball boys/girls not personal assistants or am I much mistaken?


OK

Here Here Dave! What HO! Great stuff. I've been wanting to say that for decades but there wasn't a WICK thread to do so.

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Post by Cardiff Dave on Thu 12 Jul 2018, 10:38 pm

SecretFly wrote:
Cardiff Dave wrote:Note to pro tennis players;
If you want your towel, go get it yourself and put it back when you're done.
If you want a drink, you know where they are, so go get one and put your empties in the bin while you're at it.
If you want an umbrella, hold it yourself or wear a suitable hat.
They're ball boys/girls not personal assistants or am I much mistaken?


OK

Here Here Dave!  What HO!  Great stuff.  I've been wanting to say that for decades but there wasn't a WICK thread to do so.

Noticed that Nadal has 2 towels at the back of the court. One must be for his @rse as he fiddles with it between every point.
Note to the "Lookers" - play better in future and make it to the 2nd week at least.

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Post by Pal Joey on Fri 13 Jul 2018, 9:35 am

Yeah Dave, he obviously gets huge amounts of sweat up his crack.
Also the 20 or so ball bounces just after. Great player but I find him difficult to watch for long periods.

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Post by SecretFly on Fri 13 Jul 2018, 10:38 am

Look, tennis is just for the strawberries really....far too many sunglasses on topses of headses to be a real sport. It's a Fashion catwalk for people with yachts tied up in Monaco.

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Post by Cardiff Dave on Fri 13 Jul 2018, 2:01 pm

Wimbledon is for the Beeb to give their overpaid chopsers something to endlessly chopse about. Wonder if Lineker will be in the royal box this Sunday. Oh I say!

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