The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 17 Apr 2012, 1:26 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

As all the passengers alighted in China

by President Trump Tue 24 Apr 2012, 2:08 pm

CSI were called to the scene
But my cleaner had already been
Yet they still found traces of jizz
on an open bottle of fizz
and some topless pictures of Roy Keane

by **Pal Joey** Tue 24 Apr 2012, 2:10 pm

I'm streaming... tears of laughter not jizz!

by **Pal Joey** Tue 24 Apr 2012, 2:12 pm

The experiment had been a complete failure,

by **Kenny** Tue 24 Apr 2012, 2:13 pm

I was arrested and put in a cell

by President Trump Tue 24 Apr 2012, 2:13 pm

The experiment had been a complete failure,
so my Professor asked me to email her

by **Pal Joey** Tue 24 Apr 2012, 2:14 pm

I was arrested and put in a cell
And told I'll be rotting in hell

by **Pal Joey** Tue 24 Apr 2012, 2:15 pm

twins! pick one and we'll go back and do the other one after

by **Kenny** Tue 24 Apr 2012, 2:17 pm

The experiment had been a complete failure,
so my Professor asked me to email her
But my laptop was broken

by **Pal Joey** Tue 24 Apr 2012, 2:19 pm

The experiment had been a complete failure,
so my Professor asked me to email her
But my laptop was broken
As the virus was awoken

by **Kenny** Tue 24 Apr 2012, 2:22 pm

The experiment had been a complete failure,
so my Professor asked me to email her
But my laptop was broken
As the virus was awoken
Now people talk to me through a loud hailer

by President Trump Tue 24 Apr 2012, 2:24 pm

I was arrested and put in a cell
And told I'll be rotting in hell
With the Devil and Demons

by **Pal Joey** Tue 24 Apr 2012, 2:24 pm

you wanna take the third line above?

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 24 Apr 2012, 2:33 pm

I was arrested and put in a cell
And told I'll be rotting in hell
With the Devil and Demons
And all of their semens

by **Pal Joey** Tue 24 Apr 2012, 2:35 pm

I was arrested and put in a cell
And told I'll be rotting in hell
With the Devil and Demons
And all of their semens
And some other body fluids as well

by President Trump Tue 24 Apr 2012, 2:43 pm

They say a Captain goes down with his ship

by **Kenny** Tue 24 Apr 2012, 2:47 pm

They say a Captain goes down with his ship
But what happen on the Titanic wasn't a blip

by President Trump Tue 24 Apr 2012, 2:53 pm

They say a Captain goes down with his ship
But what happen on the Titanic wasn't a blip
The captain dived over

by **Kenny** Tue 24 Apr 2012, 2:56 pm

They say a Captain goes down with his ship
But what happen on the Titanic wasn't a blip
The captain dived over
on the way back to Dover

by President Trump Tue 24 Apr 2012, 3:01 pm

They say a Captain goes down with his ship
But what happen on the Titanic wasn't a blip
The captain dived over
on the way back to Dover
With Kate Winslet hanging from his hip

by **Kenny** Tue 24 Apr 2012, 3:01 pm

very good

by President Trump Tue 24 Apr 2012, 3:51 pm

A polar bear was eating a fish

by **Kenny** Tue 24 Apr 2012, 4:47 pm

A polar bear was eating a fish
3 more were dead in his dish

by **Biltong** Tue 24 Apr 2012, 4:49 pm

A polar bear was eating a fish
3 more were dead in his dish
They looked like sardines

by President Trump Tue 24 Apr 2012, 4:53 pm

A polar bear was eating a fish
3 more were dead in his dish
They looked like sardines
and were covered in beans

by **Kenny** Tue 24 Apr 2012, 5:02 pm

A polar bear was eating a fish
3 more were dead in his dish
They looked like sardines
and were covered in beans
along with custard and crisps if you wish

by **Pal Joey** Wed 25 Apr 2012, 7:05 am

Supporters of grass roots footy,

by **Biltong** Wed 25 Apr 2012, 7:30 am

Supporters of grass roots footy
are keen on an Indian Roti

by **Pal Joey** Wed 25 Apr 2012, 7:38 am

Supporters of grass roots footy
are keen on an Indian Roti
they're eating it in the stands

by **Biltong** Wed 25 Apr 2012, 7:40 am

Supporters of grass roots footy
are keen on an Indian Roti
they're eating it in the stands
No utensils only hands

by **Pal Joey** Wed 25 Apr 2012, 7:56 am

Supporters of grass roots footy
are keen on an Indian Roti
they're eating it in the stands
No utensils only hands
Unlike my old cat Sooty

by President Trump Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:28 am

I had a leak in my roof

by **Kenny** Wed 25 Apr 2012, 1:03 pm

I had a leak in my roof
Water everywhere and thats the truth

by **Biltong** Wed 25 Apr 2012, 1:21 pm

I had a leak in my roof
Water everywhere and thats the truth
It's the handyman that did such a poor job

by President Trump Wed 25 Apr 2012, 1:39 pm

I had a leak in my roof
Water everywhere and thats the truth
It's the handyman that did such a poor job
I only paid him 2 bob

by **Kenny** Wed 25 Apr 2012, 1:41 pm

I had a leak in my roof
Water everywhere and thats the truth
It's the handyman that did such a poor job
I only paid him 2 bob
a gauranteed receipt should of been proof

by **Pal Joey** Wed 25 Apr 2012, 1:52 pm

It's a difficult burden to bear

by **Kenny** Wed 25 Apr 2012, 1:55 pm

It's a difficult burden to bear
Having 3 nipples , people do stare

by **Pal Joey** Wed 25 Apr 2012, 1:56 pm

It's a difficult burden to bear
Having 3 nipples , people do stare
But it's fun in the bed

by President Trump Wed 25 Apr 2012, 2:16 pm

It's a difficult burden to bear
Having 3 nipples , people do stare
But it's fun in the bed
when receiving good head

by **Kenny** Wed 25 Apr 2012, 2:52 pm

It's a difficult burden to bear
Having 3 nipples , people do stare
But it's fun in the bed
when receiving good head
whilst twirling my fine chest hair

by President Trump Wed 25 Apr 2012, 2:54 pm

people just don't understand

by **Kenny** Wed 25 Apr 2012, 2:59 pm

people just don't understand
why my schlong is always in hand

by President Trump Wed 25 Apr 2012, 3:15 pm

people just don't understand
why my schlong is always in hand
I just cant let go

by **Kenny** Wed 25 Apr 2012, 3:17 pm

people just don't understand
why my schlong is always in hand
I just cant let go
so please go with the flow

by President Trump Wed 25 Apr 2012, 3:20 pm

people just don't understand
why my schlong is always in hand
I just cant let go
so please go with the flow
As they treat me as a god in certain foreign lands

by **Kenny** Wed 25 Apr 2012, 3:22 pm

I was off to the pub to play darts

by President Trump Wed 25 Apr 2012, 3:29 pm

I was off to the pub to play darts
but I was suffering from a case of the farts

by **Kenny** Wed 25 Apr 2012, 3:30 pm

I was off to the pub to play darts
but I was suffering from a case of the farts
on the oche while going to throw

by President Trump Wed 25 Apr 2012, 4:01 pm

I was off to the pub to play darts
but I was suffering from a case of the farts
on the oche while going to throw
I heard a rumbling from down below

by **Kenny** Wed 25 Apr 2012, 4:03 pm

I was off to the pub to play darts
but I was suffering from a case of the farts
on the oche while going to throw
I heard a rumbling from down below
and with a whoosh my pants fell apart

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