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The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am
For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....
Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)
One only though!
I'll start you off....
As all the passengers alighted in China
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am
For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....
Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)
One only though!
I'll start you off....
As all the passengers alighted in China
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As all the passengers alighted in China
An old girl went down with angina
An old girl went down with angina
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As all the passengers alighted in China
An old girl went down with angina
the doctor was quick to respond
An old girl went down with angina
the doctor was quick to respond
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As all the passengers alighted in China
An old girl went down with angina
the doctor was quick to respond
As he took out his magic wand
An old girl went down with angina
the doctor was quick to respond
As he took out his magic wand
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As all the passengers alighted in China
An old girl went down with angina
the doctor was quick to respond
As he took out his magic wand
And said the problem lies with her va......
An old girl went down with angina
the doctor was quick to respond
As he took out his magic wand
And said the problem lies with her va......
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It had to be done!
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I am sorry , but couldn't resist.
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I wanted to ask for a break
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I wanted to ask for a break
'Cos I just couldn't stay awake
'Cos I just couldn't stay awake
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I wanted to ask for a break
'Cos I just couldn't stay awake
They'd questioned me for hours and hours
'Cos I just couldn't stay awake
They'd questioned me for hours and hours
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I wanted to ask for a break
'Cos I just couldn't stay awake
They'd questioned me for hours and hours
and tortured me with ice cold showers
'Cos I just couldn't stay awake
They'd questioned me for hours and hours
and tortured me with ice cold showers
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I wanted to ask for a break
'Cos I just couldn't stay awake
They'd questioned me for hours and hours
and tortured me with ice cold showers
So I confessed that I'd eaten the cake.
'Cos I just couldn't stay awake
They'd questioned me for hours and hours
and tortured me with ice cold showers
So I confessed that I'd eaten the cake.
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I wanted to ask for a break
'Cos I just couldn't stay awake
They'd questioned me for hours and hours
and tortured me with ice cold showers
All that 'cos the note was a fake
'Cos I just couldn't stay awake
They'd questioned me for hours and hours
and tortured me with ice cold showers
All that 'cos the note was a fake
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It's tuesday afternoon and I am getting lazy
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It's tuesday afternoon and I am getting lazy
All this work and and things are getting hazy
All this work and and things are getting hazy
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It's tuesday afternoon and I am getting lazy
All this work and and things are getting hazy
I could do with a nap
All this work and and things are getting hazy
I could do with a nap
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It's tuesday afternoon and I am getting lazy
All this work and and things are getting hazy
I could do with a nap
or some beer on tap
All this work and and things are getting hazy
I could do with a nap
or some beer on tap
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It's tuesday afternoon and I am getting lazy
All this work and and things are getting hazy
I could do with a nap
or some beer on tap
But without them I'm going stir crazy.
All this work and and things are getting hazy
I could do with a nap
or some beer on tap
But without them I'm going stir crazy.
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You'd think humour is a sign of intelligence
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You'd think humour is a sign of intelligence,
Yet some people are content to sit on the fence,
Yet some people are content to sit on the fence,
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You'd think humour is a sign of intelligence,
Yet some people are content to sit on the fence,
for them appreciating humour is a conundrum
Yet some people are content to sit on the fence,
for them appreciating humour is a conundrum
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You'd think humour is a sign of intelligence,
Yet some people are content to sit on the fence,
for them appreciating humour is a conundrum
with their lives so full of hum-drum
Yet some people are content to sit on the fence,
for them appreciating humour is a conundrum
with their lives so full of hum-drum
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You'd think humour is a sign of intelligence,
Yet some people are content to sit on the fence,
for them appreciating humour is a conundrum
with their lives so full of hum-drum
there for everyone else laugh at their expense
Yet some people are content to sit on the fence,
for them appreciating humour is a conundrum
with their lives so full of hum-drum
there for everyone else laugh at their expense
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It's been pouring rain heavily all day,
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It's been pouring rain heavily all day,
And the flood water's heading this way
And the flood water's heading this way
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It's been pouring rain heavily all day
Stuck at home and can't wait to spend my pay
Stuck at home and can't wait to spend my pay
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It's been pouring rain heavily all day,
And the flood water's heading this way
In vain I grab the bucket
And the flood water's heading this way
In vain I grab the bucket
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I know you are trying to goad me LB, but I won't bite.
It's been pouring rain heavily all day,
And the flood water's heading this way
In vain I grab the bucket
Before I call my mate in Nantucket
It's been pouring rain heavily all day,
And the flood water's heading this way
In vain I grab the bucket
Before I call my mate in Nantucket
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"I know you are trying to goad me LB, but I won't bite." ???
Nonsense mate, you're being paranoid... I just took the first post which was Lucky's. I hope you don't have a problem with that?
It's been pouring rain heavily all day,
And the flood water's heading this way
In vain I grab the bucket
Before I call my mate in Nantucket
Too late... now I'm out in the bay.
Nonsense mate, you're being paranoid... I just took the first post which was Lucky's. I hope you don't have a problem with that?
It's been pouring rain heavily all day,
And the flood water's heading this way
In vain I grab the bucket
Before I call my mate in Nantucket
Too late... now I'm out in the bay.
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Nonsense mate, you're being paranoid... I just took the first post which was Lucky's. I hope you don't have a problem with that?
No, i don't, but my willpower to restain myself when I see a word like bucket is very, very hard.
I am trying my best not to cuss
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I am trying my best not to cuss
besides what's the fuss
It is mostly tongue in cheek
Yeah I know the excuse is weak
But quit pointing fingers at us
besides what's the fuss
It is mostly tongue in cheek
Yeah I know the excuse is weak
But quit pointing fingers at us
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The time had come to to say goodbye
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biltongbek wrote:Nonsense mate, you're being paranoid... I just took the first post which was Lucky's. I hope you don't have a problem with that?
No, i don't, but my willpower to restain myself when I see a word like bucket is very, very hard.
I am trying my best not to cuss
What's the problem with 'bucket'? I'm obviously missing something here. No, we've had quite a lot of rain today... buckets on my mind for some reason. No offence intended.
Oh... I get it. Bucket---> Phuket!
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I was just pulling your leg, LB, not meant it to be serious.
But bucket, fuc..., suckit, etc. It's just my dirty mind. No worries.
The time had come to to say goodbye
but before I leave we'll have a braai.
But bucket, fuc..., suckit, etc. It's just my dirty mind. No worries.
The time had come to to say goodbye
but before I leave we'll have a braai.
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Linebreaker wrote:biltongbek wrote:Nonsense mate, you're being paranoid... I just took the first post which was Lucky's. I hope you don't have a problem with that?
No, i don't, but my willpower to restain myself when I see a word like bucket is very, very hard.
I am trying my best not to cuss
What's the problem with 'bucket'? I'm obviously missing something here. No, we've had quite a lot of rain today... buckets on my mind for some reason. No offence intended.
Oh... I get it. Bucket---> Phuket!
Yep, you see, I'm a sick puppy.
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The time had come to to say goodbye
As I looked my ex-wife in the eye
I was thinking some quite nasty things
As I looked my ex-wife in the eye
I was thinking some quite nasty things
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The time had come to to say goodbye
but before I leave we'll have a braai.
The smell of that smoke was heavenly,
but before I leave we'll have a braai.
The smell of that smoke was heavenly,
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take Kenny's one...
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The time had come to to say goodbye
As I looked my ex-wife in the eye
I was thinking some quite nasty things
Of whips and chains and swings
As I looked my ex-wife in the eye
I was thinking some quite nasty things
Of whips and chains and swings
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The time had come to to say goodbye
As I looked my ex-wife in the eye
I was thinking some quite nasty things
Of whips and chains and swings
And the gimp masks she'd made me buy
As I looked my ex-wife in the eye
I was thinking some quite nasty things
Of whips and chains and swings
And the gimp masks she'd made me buy
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The time had come to to say goodbye
As I looked my ex-wife in the eye
I was thinking some quite nasty things
Of whips and chains and swings
Sadly stuff she never wanted to try
As I looked my ex-wife in the eye
I was thinking some quite nasty things
Of whips and chains and swings
Sadly stuff she never wanted to try
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I have an itch in a place hard to scratch,
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Both great endings!
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I have an itch in a place hard to scratch,
But a plan i was starting to hatch
But a plan i was starting to hatch
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I have an itch in a place hard to scratch,
But a plan i was starting to hatch
I remember once seeing a contortionist,
But a plan i was starting to hatch
I remember once seeing a contortionist,
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I have an itch in a place hard to scratch,
But a plan i was starting to hatch
I remember once seeing a contortionist,
Or maybe that was when i was pist
But a plan i was starting to hatch
I remember once seeing a contortionist,
Or maybe that was when i was pist
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I have an itch in a place hard to scratch,
But a plan i was starting to hatch
I remember once seeing a contortionist,
Or maybe that was when i was pist
Now I'm stuck upside down on my door latch.
But a plan i was starting to hatch
I remember once seeing a contortionist,
Or maybe that was when i was pist
Now I'm stuck upside down on my door latch.
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Can you please help me get down
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Can you please help me get down
I pleaded her with a serious frown,
I pleaded her with a serious frown,
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Can you please help me get down
I pleaded her with a serious frown,
She just laughed and said do it yourself
I pleaded her with a serious frown,
She just laughed and said do it yourself
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