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Post by Pal Joey Tue 17 Apr 2012, 1:26 pm

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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

As all the passengers alighted in China

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 17 Apr 2012, 1:30 pm

As all the passengers alighted in China
An old girl went down with angina

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Post by Biltong Tue 17 Apr 2012, 1:31 pm

As all the passengers alighted in China
An old girl went down with angina
the doctor was quick to respond
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 17 Apr 2012, 1:32 pm

As all the passengers alighted in China
An old girl went down with angina
the doctor was quick to respond
As he took out his magic wand

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Post by Biltong Tue 17 Apr 2012, 2:28 pm

As all the passengers alighted in China
An old girl went down with angina
the doctor was quick to respond
As he took out his magic wand
And said the problem lies with her va......
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 17 Apr 2012, 2:31 pm

Laugh It had to be done!

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Post by Biltong Tue 17 Apr 2012, 2:44 pm

I am sorry , but couldn't resist. Very Happy
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Post by Kenny Tue 17 Apr 2012, 2:46 pm

I wanted to ask for a break
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 17 Apr 2012, 2:48 pm

I wanted to ask for a break
'Cos I just couldn't stay awake

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Post by Kenny Tue 17 Apr 2012, 2:49 pm

I wanted to ask for a break
'Cos I just couldn't stay awake
They'd questioned me for hours and hours
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Post by Biltong Tue 17 Apr 2012, 2:51 pm

I wanted to ask for a break
'Cos I just couldn't stay awake
They'd questioned me for hours and hours
and tortured me with ice cold showers
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 17 Apr 2012, 2:54 pm

I wanted to ask for a break
'Cos I just couldn't stay awake
They'd questioned me for hours and hours
and tortured me with ice cold showers
So I confessed that I'd eaten the cake.

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Post by Kenny Tue 17 Apr 2012, 2:57 pm

I wanted to ask for a break
'Cos I just couldn't stay awake
They'd questioned me for hours and hours
and tortured me with ice cold showers
All that 'cos the note was a fake
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Post by Biltong Tue 17 Apr 2012, 3:01 pm

It's tuesday afternoon and I am getting lazy
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Post by Kenny Tue 17 Apr 2012, 3:05 pm

It's tuesday afternoon and I am getting lazy
All this work and and things are getting hazy
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:21 pm

It's tuesday afternoon and I am getting lazy
All this work and and things are getting hazy
I could do with a nap

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Post by Biltong Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:22 pm

It's tuesday afternoon and I am getting lazy
All this work and and things are getting hazy
I could do with a nap
or some beer on tap
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:24 pm

It's tuesday afternoon and I am getting lazy
All this work and and things are getting hazy
I could do with a nap
or some beer on tap
But without them I'm going stir crazy.

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Post by Biltong Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:32 pm

You'd think humour is a sign of intelligence
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Post by Pal Joey Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:39 pm

You'd think humour is a sign of intelligence,
Yet some people are content to sit on the fence,

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Post by Biltong Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:48 pm

You'd think humour is a sign of intelligence,
Yet some people are content to sit on the fence,
for them appreciating humour is a conundrum
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Post by Pal Joey Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:51 pm

You'd think humour is a sign of intelligence,
Yet some people are content to sit on the fence,
for them appreciating humour is a conundrum
with their lives so full of hum-drum

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Post by Biltong Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:53 pm

You'd think humour is a sign of intelligence,
Yet some people are content to sit on the fence,
for them appreciating humour is a conundrum
with their lives so full of hum-drum
there for everyone else laugh at their expense
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Post by Pal Joey Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:55 pm

Laugh

It's been pouring rain heavily all day,

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:00 pm

It's been pouring rain heavily all day,
And the flood water's heading this way

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Post by Biltong Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:01 pm

It's been pouring rain heavily all day
Stuck at home and can't wait to spend my pay
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Post by Pal Joey Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:06 pm

It's been pouring rain heavily all day,
And the flood water's heading this way
In vain I grab the bucket

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Post by Biltong Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:09 pm

I know you are trying to goad me LB, but I won't bite. Ok!

It's been pouring rain heavily all day,
And the flood water's heading this way
In vain I grab the bucket
Before I call my mate in Nantucket
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Post by Pal Joey Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:58 pm

"I know you are trying to goad me LB, but I won't bite." ???
Nonsense mate, you're being paranoid... I just took the first post which was Lucky's. I hope you don't have a problem with that? Hug

It's been pouring rain heavily all day,
And the flood water's heading this way
In vain I grab the bucket
Before I call my mate in Nantucket
Too late... now I'm out in the bay.


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Post by Biltong Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:07 pm

Nonsense mate, you're being paranoid... I just took the first post which was Lucky's. I hope you don't have a problem with that?

No, i don't, but my willpower to restain myself when I see a word like bucket is very, very hard. Shocked


I am trying my best not to cuss
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Post by Biltong Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:11 pm

I am trying my best not to cuss
besides what's the fuss
It is mostly tongue in cheek
Yeah I know the excuse is weak
But quit pointing fingers at us
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Post by Kenny Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:20 pm

Laugh clap

The time had come to to say goodbye
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Post by Pal Joey Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:20 pm

biltongbek wrote:
Nonsense mate, you're being paranoid... I just took the first post which was Lucky's. I hope you don't have a problem with that?

No, i don't, but my willpower to restain myself when I see a word like bucket is very, very hard. Shocked


I am trying my best not to cuss

What's the problem with 'bucket'? I'm obviously missing something here. No, we've had quite a lot of rain today... buckets on my mind for some reason. Smile No offence intended.

Oh... I get it. Bucket---> Phuket! Laugh

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Post by Biltong Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:22 pm

I was just pulling your leg, LB, not meant it to be serious.

But bucket, fuc..., suckit, etc. It's just my dirty mind. No worries.

The time had come to to say goodbye
but before I leave we'll have a braai.
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Post by Biltong Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:23 pm

Linebreaker wrote:
biltongbek wrote:
Nonsense mate, you're being paranoid... I just took the first post which was Lucky's. I hope you don't have a problem with that?

No, i don't, but my willpower to restain myself when I see a word like bucket is very, very hard. Shocked


I am trying my best not to cuss

What's the problem with 'bucket'? I'm obviously missing something here. No, we've had quite a lot of rain today... buckets on my mind for some reason. Smile No offence intended.

Oh... I get it. Bucket---> Phuket! Laugh

Yep, you see, I'm a sick puppy.
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Post by Kenny Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:24 pm

The time had come to to say goodbye
As I looked my ex-wife in the eye
I was thinking some quite nasty things
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Post by Pal Joey Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:24 pm

The time had come to to say goodbye
but before I leave we'll have a braai.
The smell of that smoke was heavenly,

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Post by Pal Joey Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:25 pm

take Kenny's one...

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:25 pm

The time had come to to say goodbye
As I looked my ex-wife in the eye
I was thinking some quite nasty things
Of whips and chains and swings

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Post by Kenny Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:26 pm

The time had come to to say goodbye
As I looked my ex-wife in the eye
I was thinking some quite nasty things
Of whips and chains and swings
And the gimp masks she'd made me buy
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Post by Biltong Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:27 pm

The time had come to to say goodbye
As I looked my ex-wife in the eye
I was thinking some quite nasty things
Of whips and chains and swings
Sadly stuff she never wanted to try
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Post by Pal Joey Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:28 pm

I have an itch in a place hard to scratch,

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:29 pm

Laugh Both great endings! clap clap

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Post by Kenny Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:31 pm

I have an itch in a place hard to scratch,
But a plan i was starting to hatch
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Post by Pal Joey Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:33 pm

I have an itch in a place hard to scratch,
But a plan i was starting to hatch
I remember once seeing a contortionist,

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Post by Kenny Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:34 pm

I have an itch in a place hard to scratch,
But a plan i was starting to hatch
I remember once seeing a contortionist,
Or maybe that was when i was pist
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Post by Pal Joey Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:40 pm

I have an itch in a place hard to scratch,
But a plan i was starting to hatch
I remember once seeing a contortionist,
Or maybe that was when i was pist
Now I'm stuck upside down on my door latch.

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Post by Kenny Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:41 pm

Laugh

Can you please help me get down
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Post by Pal Joey Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:51 pm

Can you please help me get down
I pleaded her with a serious frown,

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Post by Kenny Wed 18 Apr 2012, 3:53 pm

Can you please help me get down
I pleaded her with a serious frown,
She just laughed and said do it yourself
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