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The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
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The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....
Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)
One only though!
Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
First topic message reminder :
The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....
Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)
One only though!
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A new page has been started
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A new page has been started
for us to be cynical, rude and cold-hearted
for us to be cynical, rude and cold-hearted
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A new page has been started
for us to be cynical, rude and cold-hearted
expect loads of swearing
for us to be cynical, rude and cold-hearted
expect loads of swearing
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A new page has been started
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expect loads of swearing
and us not really caring
for us to be cynical, rude and cold-hearted
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A new page has been started
for us to be cynical, rude and cold-hearted
expect loads of swearing
and us not really caring
and by the way i think i just farted
for us to be cynical, rude and cold-hearted
expect loads of swearing
and us not really caring
and by the way i think i just farted
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That was an excellent way to begin
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That was an excellent way to begin
though the last line was borderline sin
though the last line was borderline sin
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That was an excellent way to begin
though the last line was borderline sin
My sack has a rash
though the last line was borderline sin
My sack has a rash
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That was an excellent way to begin
though the last line was borderline sin
My sack has a rash
and my c0ck smells like hash
though the last line was borderline sin
My sack has a rash
and my c0ck smells like hash
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That was an excellent way to begin
though the last line was borderline sin
My sack has a rash
and my c0ck smells like hash
So its much better outside than in
though the last line was borderline sin
My sack has a rash
and my c0ck smells like hash
So its much better outside than in
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Santa's sack got caught in the chimney
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Santa's sack got caught in the chimney
It got nibbled by a cricket called Jiminy
It got nibbled by a cricket called Jiminy
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Santa's sack got caught in the chimney
It got nibbled by a cricket called Jiminy
That sounds a tad sore
It got nibbled by a cricket called Jiminy
That sounds a tad sore
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Santa's sack got caught in the chimney
It got nibbled by a cricket called Jiminy
That sounds a tad sore
and we heard Santa roar
It got nibbled by a cricket called Jiminy
That sounds a tad sore
and we heard Santa roar
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Santa's sack got caught in the chimney
It got nibbled by a cricket called Jiminy
That sounds a tad sore
and we heard Santa roar
"Arrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhh-imney!"
It got nibbled by a cricket called Jiminy
That sounds a tad sore
and we heard Santa roar
"Arrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhh-imney!"
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the Apocalypse hasn't been great
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the Apocalypse hasn't been great
Because the Mayans got the wrong date
Because the Mayans got the wrong date
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the Apocalypse hasn't been great
Because the Mayans got the wrong date
That calendar sucks
Because the Mayans got the wrong date
That calendar sucks
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the Apocalypse hasn't been great
Because the Mayans got the wrong date
That calendar sucks
those Mexican shmucks
Because the Mayans got the wrong date
That calendar sucks
those Mexican shmucks
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the Apocalypse hasn't been great
Because the Mayans got the wrong date
That calendar sucks
those Mexican shmucks
Oh hang on, there's a bomb due at eight
Because the Mayans got the wrong date
That calendar sucks
those Mexican shmucks
Oh hang on, there's a bomb due at eight
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Opening present can be good
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Opening presents can be good
Its exciting, in fact I got wood
Its exciting, in fact I got wood
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Opening presents can be good
Its exciting, in fact I got wood
a fact i found quite hard to hide
Its exciting, in fact I got wood
a fact i found quite hard to hide
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Opening presents can be good
Its exciting, in fact I got wood
a fact i found quite hard to hide
'it's a tentpole' I lied
Its exciting, in fact I got wood
a fact i found quite hard to hide
'it's a tentpole' I lied
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Opening presents can be good
Its exciting, in fact I got wood
a fact i found quite hard to hide
'it's a tentpole' I lied
As my man meat produced a big pud
Its exciting, in fact I got wood
a fact i found quite hard to hide
'it's a tentpole' I lied
As my man meat produced a big pud
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The in-laws are doing my head in
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The in-laws are doing my head in
So, like Lennon, I may do a bed-in
So, like Lennon, I may do a bed-in
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The in-laws are doing my head in
So, like Lennon, I may do a bed-in
but the wife is no Yoko
So, like Lennon, I may do a bed-in
but the wife is no Yoko
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The in-laws are doing my head in
So, like Lennon, I may do a bed-in
but the wife is no Yoko
So I'll stick with hot cocoa
So, like Lennon, I may do a bed-in
but the wife is no Yoko
So I'll stick with hot cocoa
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The in-laws are doing my head in
So, like Lennon, I may do a bed-in
but the wife is no Yoko
So I'll stick with hot cocoa
And pack them back off home to Reading
So, like Lennon, I may do a bed-in
but the wife is no Yoko
So I'll stick with hot cocoa
And pack them back off home to Reading
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I've gone slow on the lyrical draw
But I've found an empirical law
But I've found an empirical law
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I've gone slow on the lyrical draw
But I've found an empirical law
I've googled that word!
But I've found an empirical law
I've googled that word!
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I've gone slow on the lyrical draw
But I've found an empirical law
I've googled that word!
Is genius inferred?
But I've found an empirical law
I've googled that word!
Is genius inferred?
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I've gone slow on the lyrical draw
But I've found an empirical law
I've googled that word!
Is genius inferred?
You're confusing me now, my head's sore!
But I've found an empirical law
I've googled that word!
Is genius inferred?
You're confusing me now, my head's sore!
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I'm impressed by multi-syllabic words
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I'm impressed by multi-syllabic words
But not 'yes', 'no', 'day', 'night', 'cats', 'dogs' or 'birds'
But not 'yes', 'no', 'day', 'night', 'cats', 'dogs' or 'birds'
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I'm impressed by multi-syllabic words
But not 'yes', 'no', 'day', 'night', 'cats', 'dogs' or 'birds'
I love a prime number
But not 'yes', 'no', 'day', 'night', 'cats', 'dogs' or 'birds'
I love a prime number
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I'm impressed by multi-syllabic words
But not 'yes', 'no', 'day', 'night', 'cats', 'dogs' or 'birds'
I love a prime number
And a ripe green cucumber
But not 'yes', 'no', 'day', 'night', 'cats', 'dogs' or 'birds'
I love a prime number
And a ripe green cucumber
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I'm impressed by multi-syllabic words
But not 'yes', 'no', 'day', 'night', 'cats', 'dogs' or 'birds'
I love a prime number
And a ripe green cucumber
To entice my private buffalo herds
But not 'yes', 'no', 'day', 'night', 'cats', 'dogs' or 'birds'
I love a prime number
And a ripe green cucumber
To entice my private buffalo herds
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we're back to the abstract sublime
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We're back to the abstract sublime
As the bells on St Nicks' reindeer chime
As the bells on St Nicks' reindeer chime
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We're back to the abstract sublime
As the bells on St Nicks' reindeer chime
With Rudolph's red nose
As the bells on St Nicks' reindeer chime
With Rudolph's red nose
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We're back to the abstract sublime
As the bells on St Nicks' reindeer chime
With Rudolph's red nose
and Dancer's fake pose
As the bells on St Nicks' reindeer chime
With Rudolph's red nose
and Dancer's fake pose
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We're back to the abstract sublime
As the bells on St Nicks' reindeer chime
With Rudolph's red nose
and Dancer's fake pose
Comet's drunk on vodka and lime
As the bells on St Nicks' reindeer chime
With Rudolph's red nose
and Dancer's fake pose
Comet's drunk on vodka and lime
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Another Christmas watching Steven Segal
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Another Christmas watching Steven Segal
Kicking backside, that man is my pal
Kicking backside, that man is my pal
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