The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:30 am

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Pal Joey** Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:51 pm

It's a pity I had to work
what's that a quaint Aussie quirk?
No it's a global phenomenon

by **Galted** Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:29 pm

It's a pity I had to work
what's that a quaint Aussie quirk?
No it's a global phenomenon
not so in Birmingham

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:36 pm

It's a pity I had to work
what's that a quaint Aussie quirk?
No it's a global phenomenon
not so in Birmingham
Oi, I'm from Birmingham - what the furk? mad

by **Galted** Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:38 pm

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:42 pm

I don't just write limericks all day

by **Kenny** Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:55 pm

I don't just write limericks all day
At least if they ask , that's what i'll say

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:25 pm

I don't just write limericks all day
At least if they ask , that's what i'll say
But their firewall logs

by **Kenny** Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:27 pm

I don't just write limericks all day
At least if they ask , that's what i'll say
But their firewall logs
of my internet blogs

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:30 pm

I don't just write limericks all day
At least if they ask , that's what i'll say
But their firewall logs
of my internet blogs
Might just give the whole game away

by **Kenny** Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:32 pm

by **Kenny** Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:32 pm

we will not be beaten on price

by Guest Thu Feb 07, 2013 7:56 pm

we will not be beaten on price
If it's Katie I'm beating her twice

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Feb 07, 2013 7:57 pm

we will not be beaten on price
If it's Katie I'm beating her twice
I'll drink the river of Jordan

by **Galted** Thu Feb 07, 2013 8:06 pm

we will not be beaten on price
If it's Katie I'm beating her twice
I'll drink the river of Jordan
'til I'm bulging like James Cordon

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Feb 07, 2013 8:11 pm

we will not be beaten on price
If it's Katie I'm beating her twice
I'll drink the river of Jordan
'til I'm bulging like James Cordon
I'd fist her but I'm just far too nice

by **Galted** Thu Feb 07, 2013 8:15 pm

by littleswannygirl Thu Feb 07, 2013 8:35 pm

Oh you lot really are crude!

by **Galted** Thu Feb 07, 2013 8:39 pm

Oh you lot really are crude!
I'm typing this line in the nude

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Feb 07, 2013 8:46 pm

Oh you lot really are crude!
I'm typing this line in the nude
I've just pleasured myself

by Guest Thu Feb 07, 2013 8:57 pm

Oh you lot really are crude!
I'm typing this line in the nude
I've just pleasured myself
And shot cream on my shelf

by **Galted** Thu Feb 07, 2013 8:58 pm

Oh you lot really are crude!
I'm typing this line in the nude
I've just pleasured myself
And shot cream on my shelf
Now I’m off to go dogging in Strood

by Guest Thu Feb 07, 2013 8:59 pm

by **Kenny** Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:11 pm

I've been playing with my dangley bits

by Guest Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:13 pm

I've been playing with my dangley bits
In the absence of having no t!ts

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:17 pm

I've been playing with my dangley bits
In the absence of having no t!ts
But why are they green?

by **Kenny** Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:19 pm

I've been playing with my dangley bits
In the absence of having no t!ts
But why are they green?
and the smallest i've seen

by Guest Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:42 pm

I've been playing with my dangley bits
In the absence of having no t!ts
But why are they green?
and the smallest i've seen
When I rub them I go into fits

by **Kenny** Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:43 pm

by **Pal Joey** Fri Feb 08, 2013 12:54 am

Her toosh was shaped like an apple

by **Galted** Fri Feb 08, 2013 7:16 am

for the previous

by **Galted** Fri Feb 08, 2013 7:16 am

Her toosh was shaped like an apple
which made it just perfect to grapple

by **Pal Joey** Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:18 am

Her toosh was shaped like an apple
which made it just perfect to grapple
She had a delectable core

by **Galted** Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:40 am

Her toosh was shaped like an apple
which made it just perfect to grapple
She had a delectable core
that I liked to explore

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:43 am

Her toosh was shaped like an apple
which made it just perfect to grapple
She had a delectable core
that I liked to explore
And I loved to enter her chapel

by **Galted** Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:45 am

by **Pal Joey** Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:55 am

by two_tone Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:55 am

I took a ride on a camel

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Feb 08, 2013 10:05 am

I took a ride on a camel
To be safe he was wearing a trammel

by **Pal Joey** Fri Feb 08, 2013 10:08 am

I took a ride on a camel
To be safe he was wearing a trammel
But it seems he overlooked

by two_tone Fri Feb 08, 2013 11:03 am

I took a ride on a camel
To be safe he was wearing a trammel
But it seems he overlooked
The fat b4stard he'd booked

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Feb 08, 2013 11:09 am

I took a ride on a camel
To be safe he was wearing a trammel
But it seems he overlooked
The fat b4stard he'd booked
You can't put that much weight on a mammal

by two_tone Fri Feb 08, 2013 11:24 am

At least it had straightened his back

by **Kenny** Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:13 pm

At least it had straightened his back
So he could bend down and look at her crack

by Guest Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:11 pm

At least it had straightened his back
So he could bend down and look at her crack
But the sight that he saw

by **Kenny** Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:26 pm

At least it had straightened his back
So he could bend down and look at her crack
But the sight that he saw
Was all bloody and raw

by Guest Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:34 pm

At least it had straightened his back
So he could bend down and look at her crack
But the sight that he saw
Was all bloody and raw
And uglier than Cilla Black

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:46 pm

by **Galted** Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:01 pm

by Guest Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:33 pm

I think we should take these on tour

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:49 pm

I think we should take these on tour
On the back of a big four-by-four

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