The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:30 am

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The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Kenny** Fri Feb 08, 2013 10:24 pm

I think we should take these on tour
On the back of a big four-by-four
We could right them on huge great big sheets

by Guest Fri Feb 08, 2013 10:28 pm

I think we should take these on tour
On the back of a big four-by-four
We could right them on huge great big sheets
There'd be no empty seats

by **Kenny** Fri Feb 08, 2013 10:30 pm

I think we should take these on tour
On the back of a big four-by-four
We could right them on huge great big sheets
There'd be no empty seats
We could even charge a fiver on the door

by Guest Fri Feb 08, 2013 10:33 pm

They'd be queueing for days just to hear

by **Kenny** Sat Feb 09, 2013 10:59 am

They'd be queueing for days just to hear
Packed right in from the front to the rear

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat Feb 09, 2013 1:10 pm

They'd be queueing for days just to hear
Packed right in from the front to the rear
We'd be sold out for weeks

by Guest Sat Feb 09, 2013 2:33 pm

They'd be queueing for days just to hear
Packed right in from the front to the rear
We'd be sold out for weeks
I'd be worshipped by Freeks!

by **Kenny** Sat Feb 09, 2013 3:02 pm

They'd be queueing for days just to hear
Packed right in from the front to the rear
We'd be sold out for weeks
I'd be worshipped by Freeks!
If that happens i'll buy you a beer

by Guest Sat Feb 09, 2013 3:24 pm

by **Kenny** Sat Feb 09, 2013 3:28 pm

We could all end up as Stars

by **Galted** Sat Feb 09, 2013 3:46 pm

We could all end up as Stars
driven around in pimped-up cars

by **Kenny** Sat Feb 09, 2013 3:47 pm

We could all end up as Stars
driven around in pimped-up cars
Charging hotties for snaps

by Guest Sat Feb 09, 2013 3:50 pm

We could all end up as Stars
driven around in pimped-up cars
Charging hotties for snaps
Whilst they sit on our laps

by **Kenny** Sat Feb 09, 2013 3:52 pm

We could all end up as Stars
driven around in pimped-up cars
Charging hotties for snaps
Whilst they sit on our laps
And sign their boobie as they take off their bras

by Guest Sat Feb 09, 2013 3:56 pm

by **Kenny** Sat Feb 09, 2013 3:57 pm

Should i sign the Left or the Right ?

by Guest Sat Feb 09, 2013 5:47 pm

Should i sign the Left or the Right ?
Hit the middle then squeeze em both tight

by **Galted** Sat Feb 09, 2013 6:29 pm

Should i sign the Left or the Right ?
Hit the middle then squeeze em both tight
or perhaps make them jiggle?

by Guest Sat Feb 09, 2013 6:37 pm

Should i sign the Left or the Right ?
Hit the middle then squeeze em both tight
or perhaps make them jiggle?
Til she's carrying a niggle

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat Feb 09, 2013 8:37 pm

Should i sign the Left or the Right ?
Hit the middle then squeeze em both tight
or perhaps make them jiggle?
Til she's carrying a niggle
That's keeps her out of action at night

by Guest Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:28 pm

I'm making sweet love to a cake

by **Pal Joey** Sat Feb 09, 2013 11:36 pm

I'm making sweet love to a cake
and I can prove my affection ain't fake

by Guest Sat Feb 09, 2013 11:45 pm

I'm making sweet love to a cake
and I can prove my affection ain't fake
My gateau sweet chick

by **Pal Joey** Sat Feb 09, 2013 11:46 pm

I'm making sweet love to a cake
and I can prove my affection ain't fake
My gateau sweet chick
Your pink icing is so thick

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat Feb 09, 2013 11:55 pm

I'm making sweet love to a cake
and I can prove my affection ain't fake
My gateau sweet chick
Your pink icing is so thick
Now give me your muffin to bake

by **Pal Joey** Sat Feb 09, 2013 11:59 pm

Now where should I stick my candle?

by Guest Sun Feb 10, 2013 12:03 am

Now where should I stick my candle?
Anywhere, just be rough like a vandal

by **Pal Joey** Sun Feb 10, 2013 12:07 am

Now where should I stick my candle?
Anywhere, just be rough like a vandal
OK, so anyone got a light?

by Guest Sun Feb 10, 2013 12:09 am

Now where should I stick my candle?
Anywhere, just be rough like a vandal
OK, so anyone got a light?
Are you lonely tonight?

by **Pal Joey** Sun Feb 10, 2013 12:26 am

Now where should I stick my candle?
Anywhere, just be rough like a vandal
OK, so anyone got a light?
Are you lonely tonight?
Cos I'd like to introduce you to Sol Campbell

by **Kenny** Sun Feb 10, 2013 12:36 am

Be careful what you wish for

by Guest Sun Feb 10, 2013 12:36 am

by **Kenny** Sun Feb 10, 2013 12:37 am

thanks but it was only one line Very Happy

by Guest Sun Feb 10, 2013 12:40 am

thanks but it was only one line
We're so great we post at the same time

by **Pal Joey** Sun Feb 10, 2013 12:41 am

thanks but it was only one line
We're so great we post at the same time
Be careful what you wish for

by Guest Sun Feb 10, 2013 12:48 am

thanks but it was only one line
We're so great we post at the same time
Be careful what you wish for
I should eat some fish more

by **Pal Joey** Sun Feb 10, 2013 12:55 am

thanks but it was only one line
We're so great we post at the same time
Be careful what you wish for
I should eat some fish more
and drink less turpentine

by Guest Sun Feb 10, 2013 1:07 am

I think I've had to many beers

by **Kenny** Sun Feb 10, 2013 1:08 am

I think I've had to many beers
Or like me , have nothing between the ears

by Guest Sun Feb 10, 2013 1:16 am

I think I've had to many beers
Or like me , have nothing between the ears
Do we not have a brain?

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun Feb 10, 2013 1:26 am

I think I've had to many beers
Or like me , have nothing between the ears
Do we not have a brain?
Can't even spell "trian"

by Guest Sun Feb 10, 2013 1:36 am

I think I've had to many beers
Or like me , have nothing between the ears
Do we not have a brain?
Can't even spell "trian"
Dyslexia is my biggest fear

by **Pal Joey** Sun Feb 10, 2013 7:29 am

The air crew was approaching Berlin

by **Galted** Sun Feb 10, 2013 10:11 am

The air crew was approaching Berlin
the turbulence had them all hurlin'

by **Pal Joey** Sun Feb 10, 2013 10:17 am

The air crew was approaching Berlin
the turbulence had them all hurlin'
There were flashes of lightning

by **Galted** Sun Feb 10, 2013 10:19 am

The air crew was approaching Berlin
the turbulence had them all hurlin'
There were flashes of lightning
which caused anal tight'ning

by **Pal Joey** Sun Feb 10, 2013 10:20 am

The air crew was approaching Berlin
the turbulence had them all hurlin'
There were flashes of lightning
which caused anal tight'ning
before the co-pilot got sucked out with the Captain

by **Kenny** Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:44 am

To many beers can make me a nutter

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:01 am

To many beers can make me a nutter
I go around singing "Spare us The Cutter" music

by **Kenny** Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:04 am

To many beers can make me a nutter
I go around singing "Spare us The Cutter"
I lose control of my senses

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