The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 May 2022, 3:34 pm

C*nts or Inspiral, that is the question
Inspiral is unquestionably equestrian
It's a horse of course
Alright, Inspector Morse

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 May 2022, 4:00 pm

C*nts or Inspiral, that is the question
Inspiral is unquestionably equestrian
It's a horse of course
Alright, Inspector Morse
Calm down it was just a suggestion!

by **Galted** Fri 27 May 2022, 4:04 pm

Super is one funny guy

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 30 May 2022, 10:57 am

Super is one funny guy
Yes he is, but may I ask why?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 30 May 2022, 12:09 pm

Super is one funny guy
Yes he is, but may I ask why?
Funny how, like a clown?

by **Galted** Mon 30 May 2022, 12:53 pm

Super is one funny guy
Yes he is, but may I ask why?
Funny how, like a clown?
Or a ginger-haired Downe

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 30 May 2022, 6:41 pm

Super is one funny guy
Yes he is, but may I ask why?
Funny how, like a clown?
Or a ginger-haired Downe
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 31 May 2022, 10:36 am

So Tino got the thread split

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 31 May 2022, 11:51 am

So Tino got the thread split
Shame my post was so sh*t

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 31 May 2022, 1:03 pm

So Tino got the thread split
Shame my post was so sh*t
But not bad for a dead guy.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 31 May 2022, 1:07 pm

So Tino got the thread split
Shame my post was so sh*t
But not bad for a dead guy.
That reminds me, Union says "hi"

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 31 May 2022, 1:11 pm

So Tino got the thread split
Shame my post was so sh*t
But not bad for a dead guy.
That reminds me, Union says "hi"
His reverse lineals sure were a hit

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 31 May 2022, 1:17 pm

Only Union could understand the rules

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 01 Jun 2022, 9:58 am

Only Union could understand the rules
It really confused trolling tools

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 01 Jun 2022, 10:34 am

Only Union could understand the rules
It really confused trolling tools
Wait, it also confused me?

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 06 Jun 2022, 3:29 pm

Only Union could understand the rules
It really confused trolling tools
Wait, it also confused me?
That was easy to see.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 06 Jun 2022, 3:32 pm

Only Union could understand the rules
It really confused trolling tools
Wait, it also confused me?
That was easy to see.
All those that entered, I pity the fools.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 08 Jun 2022, 1:37 pm

Why do boxers have big red hands?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 08 Jun 2022, 3:02 pm

Why do boxers have big red hands?
Same reason rubber trumpets are in elastic bands.

by **Galted** Wed 08 Jun 2022, 4:19 pm

Why do boxers have big red hands?
Same reason rubber trumpets are in elastic bands
that's quite a response

by **Pal Joey** Thu 09 Jun 2022, 5:09 am

Why do boxers have big red hands?
Same reason rubber trumpets are in elastic bands
that's quite a response
From a sharp-witted ponce

by **Galted** Thu 09 Jun 2022, 7:53 am

Why do boxers have big red hands?
Same reason rubber trumpets are in elastic bands
that's quite a response
From a sharp-witted ponce
who gets off on beetles and ants

by **Pal Joey** Thu 09 Jun 2022, 10:33 am

by **Pal Joey** Thu 09 Jun 2022, 10:34 am

You know I'm only kidding, Tino

by **Galted** Thu 09 Jun 2022, 10:42 am

You know I'm only kidding, Tino
and that you really prefer old age hos

by **Pal Joey** Thu 09 Jun 2022, 11:51 am

You know I'm only kidding, Tino
and that you really prefer old age hos
so your intricate taste

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 09 Jun 2022, 12:07 pm

You know I'm only kidding, Tino
and that you really prefer old age hos
so your intricate taste
of virgins debased

by **Pal Joey** Thu 09 Jun 2022, 12:32 pm

You know I'm only kidding, Tino
and that you really prefer old age hos
so your intricate taste
of virgins debased
Supersedes sucking a tramp's 'toe'.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 01 Jul 2022, 9:16 am

Didn't want to wreck LIW's streak

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 01 Jul 2022, 9:46 am

Didn't want to wreck LIW's streak
rIck, you're a leach, you freek

by **Galted** Fri 01 Jul 2022, 9:59 am

Didn't want to wreck LIW's streak
rIck, you're a leach, you freek
and a fan of Jack Leech

by **Pal Joey** Fri 01 Jul 2022, 10:04 am

Didn't want to wreck LIW's streak
rIck, you're a leach, you freek
and a fan of Jack Leech
with a Head like a peach

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 01 Jul 2022, 10:08 am

Didn't want to wreck LIW's streak
rIck, you're a leach, you freek
and a fan of Jack Leech
with a Head like a peach
This limerick's really quite week.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 01 Jul 2022, 12:10 pm

I D'hondt really care what you think

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 01 Jul 2022, 12:42 pm

I D'hondt really care what you think
Jules is kicking up quite the stink

by **Pal Joey** Fri 01 Jul 2022, 12:44 pm

I D'hondt really care what you think
Jules is kicking up quite the stink
Since he misplaced his pipe

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 01 Jul 2022, 1:05 pm

I D'hondt really care what you think
Jules is kicking up quite the stink
Since he misplaced his pipe
Behind a huge pile of tripe

by **Pal Joey** Fri 01 Jul 2022, 1:12 pm

I D'hondt really care what you think
Jules is kicking up quite the stink
Since he misplaced his pipe
Behind a huge pile of tripe
Near an autographed CD from Pink

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 01 Jul 2022, 1:15 pm

CD? He still has a record player

by **Pal Joey** Fri 01 Jul 2022, 1:23 pm

CD? He still has a record player
Released by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 26 Jul 2022, 8:56 pm

CD? He still has a record player
Released by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
No - Edison cylinders

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 27 Jul 2022, 4:12 pm

CD? He still has a record player
Released by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
No - Edison cylinders
Playing Darwin's syllabus

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 27 Jul 2022, 4:15 pm

CD? He still has a record player
Released by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
No - Edison cylinders
Playing Darwin's syllabus
And the greatest hits of Leo Sayer

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 27 Jul 2022, 4:23 pm

You make me feel like dancing.

by **superflyweight** Wed 27 Jul 2022, 4:24 pm

You make me feel like dancing
Have you ever been to Lansing?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 27 Jul 2022, 4:26 pm

You make me feel like dancing
Have you ever been to Lansing?
No, but I will give it my all tonight

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 27 Jul 2022, 4:27 pm

You make me feel like dancing
Have you ever been to Lansing?
No, but I will give it my all tonight
riCk giving with all his might

by **Pal Joey** Wed 27 Jul 2022, 10:29 pm

You make me feel like dancing
Have you ever been to Lansing?
No, but I will give it my all tonight
rIck giving with all his might
To avoid another michaelsing.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 28 Jul 2022, 2:24 pm

Has Duty done their quiz yet?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 28 Jul 2022, 2:25 pm

Has Duty done their quiz yet?
Too busy surfing Grindr, I bet.

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