The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 May 2022, 3:34 pm

First topic message reminder :

C*nts or Inspiral, that is the question
Inspiral is unquestionably equestrian
It's a horse of course
Alright, Inspector Morse

by **Pal Joey** Mon 21 Nov 2022, 10:08 am

Was it the right time to rhyme time with rhyme?
There's never a right time to mime
You're better off acting

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 21 Nov 2022, 10:10 am

Was it the right time to rhyme time with rhyme?
There's never a right time to mime
You're better off acting
~~And never redacting~~

by **Pal Joey** Mon 21 Nov 2022, 10:14 am

Was it the right time to rhyme time with rhyme?
There's never a right time to mime
You're better off acting
~~And never redacting~~
Even if the text isn't sublime.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 22 Dec 2022, 3:23 pm

Well, almost time for the Christmas break.

by **Galted** Thu 22 Dec 2022, 3:46 pm

Well, almost time for the Christmas break
And the start of much ale intake

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 05 Jan 2023, 12:11 pm

Well, almost time for the Christmas break
And the start of much ale intake
Now its all done

by **superflyweight** Tue 31 Jan 2023, 10:07 am

Well, almost time for the Christmas break
And the start of much ale intake
Now its all done
Great michaels Rick son

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 31 Jan 2023, 2:31 pm

Well, almost time for the Christmas break
And the start of much ale intake
Now its all done
Great michaels Rick son
It's a compliment I'll willingly take.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 06 Mar 2023, 2:44 pm

F**k it I'll unmichaels myself

by **Pal Joey** Mon 06 Mar 2023, 8:26 pm

F**k it I'll unmichaels myself
Said the otter to the half pint elf

by **Galted** Tue 07 Mar 2023, 11:54 am

F**k it I'll unmichaels myself
Said the otter to the half pint elf
my cat is a c*nt

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 07 Mar 2023, 12:13 pm

F**k it I'll unmichaels myself
Said the otter to the half pint elf
my cat is a c*nt
My Aunt has a g*nt

by **Galted** Tue 07 Mar 2023, 1:17 pm

F**k it I'll unmichaels myself
Said the otter to the half pint elf
my cat is a c*nt
My Aunt has a g*nt
and she keeps her false teeth on the shelf

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 07 Mar 2023, 2:36 pm

Seems like you've met my Aunt Anne

by **Galted** Tue 07 Mar 2023, 2:53 pm

Seems like you've met my Aunt Anne
in the back of a white transit van

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 07 Mar 2023, 3:06 pm

Seems like you've met my Aunt Anne
in the back of a white transit van
That's her natural habitat

by **Pal Joey** Wed 08 Mar 2023, 9:43 am

Seems like you've met my Aunt Anne
in the back of a white transit van
That's her natural habitat
As a self-confessed democrat

by **superflyweight** Wed 08 Mar 2023, 10:06 am

Seems like you've met my Aunt Anne
in the back of a white transit van
That's her natural habitat
As a self-confessed democrat
She's often mistaken for a man

by **Pal Joey** Wed 19 Apr 2023, 11:16 am

The lines are becoming more blurred

by **Galted** Wed 19 Apr 2023, 11:38 am

The lines are becoming more blurred
that's a claim which I find quite absurd

by **Pal Joey** Wed 19 Apr 2023, 11:41 am

The lines are becoming more blurred
that's a claim which I find quite absurd
So I trudged out of the sandpit

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 19 Apr 2023, 12:58 pm

The lines are becoming more blurred
that's a claim which I find quite absurd
So I trudged out of the sandpit
To boll**k the little sh!t

by **Pal Joey** Wed 19 Apr 2023, 1:08 pm

The lines are becoming more blurred
that's a claim which I find quite absurd
So I trudged out of the sandpit
To boll**k the little sh!t
But stepped on the other kid's turd

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 25 Jul 2023, 11:18 am

The Aussies have retained the Ashes

by **Galted** Tue 25 Jul 2023, 1:09 pm

The Aussies have retained the Ashes
But they're all smirking c*nts like Pat Cash is

by **Pal Joey** Tue 25 Jul 2023, 1:58 pm

The Aussies have retained the Ashes
But they're all smirking c*nts like Pat Cash is
They're also big cheats

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 25 Jul 2023, 2:29 pm

The Aussies have retained the Ashes
But they're all smirking c*nts like Pat Cash is
They're also big cheats
With un-sportsman like feats

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 25 Jul 2023, 2:38 pm

The Aussies have retained the Ashes
But they're all smirking c*nts like Pat Cash is
They're also big cheats
With un-sportsman like feats
And they're all just racists and fascists

by **Pal Joey** Tue 25 Jul 2023, 10:21 pm

The Poms produced quite sporting wickets

by **Galted** Tue 25 Jul 2023, 10:47 pm

The Poms produced quite sporting wickets
and unsporting prices for tickets

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 25 Jul 2023, 11:11 pm

The Poms produced quite sporting wickets
and unsporting prices for tickets
Cost an arm and a leg

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 26 Jul 2023, 11:11 am

The Poms produced quite sporting wickets
and unsporting prices for tickets
Cost an arm and a leg
David Warner is a c*nt

by **Galted** Wed 26 Jul 2023, 11:17 am

The Poms produced quite sporting wickets
and unsporting prices for tickets
Cost an arm and a leg
David Warner is a c*nt
and I hope that he f*cking gets rickets

by **Pal Joey** Wed 26 Jul 2023, 11:52 am

England sure could've used Jofra

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 26 Jul 2023, 11:57 am

England sure could've used Jofra
Smith Smith is a c*nt

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 20 Sep 2023, 2:57 pm

England sure could've used Jofra
Smith Smith is a c*nt
Russel Brand is a c*nt

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 20 Sep 2023, 3:07 pm

England sure could've used Jofra
Smith Smith is a c*nt
Russel Brand is a c*nt
Will Ferrell is c*nt

by **Galted** Wed 20 Sep 2023, 4:07 pm

England sure could've used Jofra
Smith Smith is a c*nt
Russel Brand is a c*nt
Will Ferrell is c*nt
5. Civic.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 20 Sep 2023, 4:13 pm

That was basically art.

by **Galted** Wed 20 Sep 2023, 4:38 pm

That was basically art
a great masterpiece from the heart

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 20 Sep 2023, 4:49 pm

That was basically art
a great masterpiece from the heart
'Twas a pithy mopoke

by **Pal Joey** Wed 20 Sep 2023, 10:32 pm

That was basically art
a great masterpiece from the heart
'Twas a pithy mopoke
Is Birmingham broke?

by **Galted** Wed 20 Sep 2023, 11:35 pm

That was basically art
a great masterpiece from the heart
'Twas a pithy mopoke
Is Birmingham broke?
Villa would tear them apart

by Mind the windows Tino. Sat 30 Sep 2023, 9:40 am

Doesn't love tear us apart?

by **Galted** Sat 30 Sep 2023, 11:21 am

Doesn't love tear us apart?
Only if we fight it Tino, sweetheart

by **Pal Joey** Sat 30 Sep 2023, 11:50 pm

Doesn't love tear us apart?
Only if we fight it Tino, sweetheart
Yet Sadiq Khan is still a khant

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 02 Oct 2023, 11:58 am

Doesn't love tear us apart?
Only if we fight it Tino, sweetheart
Yet Sadiq Khan is still a khant
But a bun's not a bunt

by **Galted** Mon 02 Oct 2023, 12:02 pm

Doesn't love tear us apart?
Only if we fight it Tino, sweetheart
Yet Sadiq Khan is still a khant
But a bun's not a bunt
I've nicknamed my c*ck bonatarte

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 02 Oct 2023, 12:11 pm

Napoleon had small man complex

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 02 Oct 2023, 12:14 pm

Napoleon had small man complex
Not to mention herpes simplex

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