The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

[Mind the windows Tino.]

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C*nts or Inspiral, that is the question
Inspiral is unquestionably equestrian
It's a horse of course
Alright, Inspector Morse

[JuliusHMarx]

I'm a black, gay woman called June
But at least you're not fat, you old prune

[Pal Joey]

I'm a black, gay woman called June
But at least you're not fat, you old prune
But let's change the subject to palindromes

[Galted]

I'm a black, gay woman called June
But at least you're not fat, you old prune
But let's change the subject to palindromes
and completely f*ck up the metre of this rhyme with a word like 'chromosomes'

[JuliusHMarx]

I'm a black, gay woman called June
But at least you're not fat, you old prune
But let's change the subject to palindromes
and completely f*ck up the metre of this rhyme with a word like 'chromosomes'
and use 'metre' instead of 'meter', you loon.

[Galted]

How dare you assume I'm a Yank

[JuliusHMarx]

How dare you assume I'm a Yank
I didn't, I assumed you were a plank

[Galted]

How dare you assume I'm a Yank
I didn't, I assumed you were a plank
well that's reassuring

[Pal Joey]

How dare you assume I'm a Yank
I didn't, I assumed you were a plank
well that's reassuring
like the sound of grandpa snoring

[Galted]

How dare you assume I'm a Yank
I didn't, I assumed you were a plank
well that's reassuring
like the sound of grandpa snoring
when he's done with his afternoon w*nk

[rIck_dAgless]

MS Teams can suck my balls

[JuliusHMarx]

MS Teams can suck my balls
TS Eliot can paint my walls

[Galted]

MS Teams can suck my balls
TS Eliot can paint my walls
CS gas makes me cry

[rIck_dAgless]

MS Teams can suck my balls
TS Eliot can paint my walls
CS gas makes me cry
NOs makes me fly

[Galted]

MS Teams can suck my balls
TS Eliot can paint my walls
CS gas makes me cry
NOs make me fly
PS glad that I'm not Biggie Smalls

[JuliusHMarx]

[rIck_dAgless]

It's been a while, so why not.

[Galted]

It's been a while, so why not.
A question mark, please, not a dot

[rIck_dAgless]

It's been a while, so why not.
A question mark, please, not a dot
It's an idiom not a question

[Galted]

It's been a while, so why not.
A question mark, please, not a dot
It's an idiom not a question
Is it not a suggestion‽

[rIck_dAgless]

It's been a while, so why not.
A question mark, please, not a dot
It's an idiom not a question
Is it not a suggestion‽
In this case, no, don't be a clot.

[Galted]

we've already succumbed to abuse

[JuliusHMarx]

we've already succumbed to abuse
That's 'cos we shoot fast and loose

[Galted]

we've already succumbed to abuse
That's 'cos we shoot fast and loose
'cept Tino who's dead

[JuliusHMarx]

we've already succumbed to abuse
That's 'cos we shoot fast and loose
'cept Tino who's dead
- it's better than Red!

[Galted]

we've already succumbed to abuse
That's 'cos we shoot fast and loose
'cept Tino who's dead
- it's better than Red!
(Truss's missus who once drowned a moose)

[rIck_dAgless]

Football is boring and w**k

[Pal Joey]

Football is boring and w**k
Each and every fan a plank

[JuliusHMarx]

Football is boring and w**k
Each and every fan a plank
I much prefer darts

[Mind the windows Tino.]

Football is boring and w**k
Each and every fan a plank
I much prefer darts
And I'm a lover of the arts

[Galted]

Football is boring and w**k
Each and every fan a plank
I much prefer darts
And I'm a lover of the arts
and supplying the local sperm bank

[Mind the windows Tino.]

Creating a world full of Tino

[JuliusHMarx]

Creating a world full of Tino
Sounds awful, but what do we know?

[Mind the windows Tino.]

Creating a world full of Tino
Sounds awful, but what do we know?
Not much you c*nt

[Pal Joey]

Creating a world full of Tino
Sounds awful, but what do we know?
Not much you c*nt
But a half-formed runt

[JuliusHMarx]

Creating a world full of Tino
Sounds awful, but what do we know?
Not much you c*nt
But a half-formed runt
Who prefers Brian Ferry to Eno.

[Pal Joey]

Thinking about going on a long trip,

[Mind the windows Tino.]

Thinking about going on a long trip
That could next door in Oz, skip?

[Pal Joey]

Thinking about going on a long trip
That could be next door in Oz, skip?
Depends where you live

[Mind the windows Tino.]

Thinking about going on a long trip
That could be next door in Oz, skip?
Depends where you live
Is that pronounced live or live?

[Pal Joey]

Thinking about going on a long trip
That could be next door in Oz, skip?
Depends where you live
Is that pronounced live or live?
Are we talking for Wakeman or Fripp?

[Galted]

What the f*ck are you all on about?

[Mind the windows Tino.]

What the f*ck are you all on about?
Of that there is considerable doubt.

[JuliusHMarx]

What the f*ck are you all on about?
Of that there is considerable doubt.
Glam and Prog Rock

[Pal Joey]

What the f*ck are you all on about?
Of that there is considerable doubt.
Glam and Prog Rock
Or Synth and soft rock

[JuliusHMarx]

What the f*ck are you all on about?
Of that there is considerable doubt.
Glam and Prog Rock
Or Synth and soft rock
Shake it up baby, twist and shout

[Pal Joey]

l*l

How's Phil Collins these days?

[Mind the windows Tino.]

How's Phil Collins these days?
Mingling with the gays

[Galted]

How's Phil Collins these days?
Mingling with the gays
I'd love to muff Lily

[rIck_dAgless]

How's Phil Collins these days?
Mingling with the gays
I'd love to muff Lily
She could hawk tuha on your willy

[Pal Joey]

How's Phil Collins these days?
Mingling with the gays
I'd love to muff Lily
She could hawk tuha on your willy
To the psychedelic sounds of Purple Haze

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