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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 May 2022, 3:34 pm

First topic message reminder :

C*nts or Inspiral, that is the question
Inspiral is unquestionably equestrian
It's a horse of course
Alright, Inspector Morse

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 12 Mar 2024, 4:19 pm

I'm a black, gay woman called June
But at least you're not fat, you old prune

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Post by Pal Joey Wed 13 Mar 2024, 8:05 am

I'm a black, gay woman called June
But at least you're not fat, you old prune
But let's change the subject to palindromes

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Post by Galted Wed 13 Mar 2024, 10:12 am

I'm a black, gay woman called June
But at least you're not fat, you old prune
But let's change the subject to palindromes
and completely f*ck up the metre of this rhyme with a word like 'chromosomes'

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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed 13 Mar 2024, 10:34 am

I'm a black, gay woman called June
But at least you're not fat, you old prune
But let's change the subject to palindromes
and completely f*ck up the metre of this rhyme with a word like 'chromosomes'
and use 'metre' instead of 'meter', you loon.

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Post by Galted Wed 13 Mar 2024, 11:16 am

How dare you assume I'm a Yank

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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed 13 Mar 2024, 11:27 am

How dare you assume I'm a Yank
I didn't, I assumed you were a plank

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Post by Galted Wed 13 Mar 2024, 6:56 pm

How dare you assume I'm a Yank
I didn't, I assumed you were a plank
well that's reassuring

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Post by Pal Joey Wed 13 Mar 2024, 7:41 pm

How dare you assume I'm a Yank
I didn't, I assumed you were a plank
well that's reassuring
like the sound of grandpa snoring

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Post by Galted Wed 13 Mar 2024, 7:49 pm

How dare you assume I'm a Yank
I didn't, I assumed you were a plank
well that's reassuring
like the sound of grandpa snoring
when he's done with his afternoon w*nk

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 21 Mar 2024, 12:23 pm

MS Teams can suck my balls

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 21 Mar 2024, 1:39 pm

MS Teams can suck my balls
TS Eliot can paint my walls

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Post by Galted Thu 21 Mar 2024, 2:39 pm

MS Teams can suck my balls
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CS gas makes me cry

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 21 Mar 2024, 3:50 pm

MS Teams can suck my balls
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NOs makes me fly

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Post by Galted Thu 21 Mar 2024, 4:20 pm

MS Teams can suck my balls
TS Eliot can paint my walls
CS gas makes me cry
NOs make me fly
PS glad that I'm not Biggie Smalls

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 21 Mar 2024, 4:28 pm

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