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The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread
I'm not feeling tippity top
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I'm not feeling tippity top
Cos I'm worried about the Irish backstop
Cos I'm worried about the Irish backstop
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I'm not feeling tippity top
Cos I'm worried about the Irish backstop
And Brexit sucks balls
Cos I'm worried about the Irish backstop
And Brexit sucks balls
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I'm not feeling tippity top
Cos I'm worried about the Irish backstop
And Brexit sucks balls
As the currency falls
Cos I'm worried about the Irish backstop
And Brexit sucks balls
As the currency falls
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I'm not feeling tippity top
Cos I'm worried about the Irish backstop
And Brexit sucks balls
As the currency falls
But at least I don't look like Jurgen Klopp
Cos I'm worried about the Irish backstop
And Brexit sucks balls
As the currency falls
But at least I don't look like Jurgen Klopp
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With a face like Theresa May
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With a face like Theresa May
It's enough to make me turn gay
It's enough to make me turn gay
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With a face like Theresa May
It's enough to make me turn gay
And with a face like Trump
It's enough to make me turn gay
And with a face like Trump
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With a face like Theresa May
It's enough to make me turn gay
And with a face like Trump
- the arse of a Heffalump
It's enough to make me turn gay
And with a face like Trump
- the arse of a Heffalump
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With a face like Theresa May
It's enough to make me turn gay
And with a face like Trump
- the arse of a Heffalump
I told you there was a price to pay
It's enough to make me turn gay
And with a face like Trump
- the arse of a Heffalump
I told you there was a price to pay
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Everyone should chill and watch Geminids
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Everyone should chill and watch Geminids
Which for centuries have fascinated hominids
Which for centuries have fascinated hominids
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Everyone should chill and watch Geminids
Which for centuries have fascinated hominids
Some say they cause wars
Which for centuries have fascinated hominids
Some say they cause wars
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Everyone should chill and watch Geminids
Which for centuries have fascinated hominids
Some say they cause wars
And heal open sores
Which for centuries have fascinated hominids
Some say they cause wars
And heal open sores
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Everyone should chill and watch Geminids
Which for centuries have fascinated hominids
Some say they cause wars
And heal open sores
When your diet includes lots of pycnogonids
Which for centuries have fascinated hominids
Some say they cause wars
And heal open sores
When your diet includes lots of pycnogonids
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That's a technical term for 'sea spider'
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That's a technical term for 'sea spider'
Which tastes good eaten with clam chowder
Which tastes good eaten with clam chowder
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That's a technical term for 'sea spider'
Which tastes good eaten with clam chowder
Though I prefer gumbo
Which tastes good eaten with clam chowder
Though I prefer gumbo
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That's a technical term for 'sea spider'
Which tastes good eaten with clam chowder
Though I prefer gumbo
Which I share with some ho'
Which tastes good eaten with clam chowder
Though I prefer gumbo
Which I share with some ho'
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That's a technical term for 'sea spider'
Which tastes good eaten with clam chowder
Though I prefer gumbo
Which I share with some ho'
With an aperitif of Peruvian powder.
Which tastes good eaten with clam chowder
Though I prefer gumbo
Which I share with some ho'
With an aperitif of Peruvian powder.
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Let's get in the festive mood
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Let's get in the festive mood
Starting with Christmas food
Starting with Christmas food
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Let's get in the festive mood
Starting with Christmas food
And a glass of mulled wine
Starting with Christmas food
And a glass of mulled wine
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Let's get in the festive mood
Starting with Christmas food
And a glass of mulled wine
A knitted fashion crime
Starting with Christmas food
And a glass of mulled wine
A knitted fashion crime
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Let's get in the festive mood
Starting with Christmas food
And a glass of mulled wine
A knitted fashion crime
Then I'll get drunk and do something rude
Starting with Christmas food
And a glass of mulled wine
A knitted fashion crime
Then I'll get drunk and do something rude
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Just had another hell of a storm
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Just had another hell of a storm
They seem to be becoming the norm
They seem to be becoming the norm
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Just had another hell of a storm
They seem to be becoming the norm
It's because I use fossil fuels
They seem to be becoming the norm
It's because I use fossil fuels
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Just had another hell of a storm
They seem to be becoming the norm
It's because I use fossil fuels
And my fridge is older than Jules.
They seem to be becoming the norm
It's because I use fossil fuels
And my fridge is older than Jules.
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Just had another hell of a storm
They seem to be becoming the norm
It's because I use fossil fuels
And my fridge is older than Jules.
Causing clouds that are cumulus. not cirriform
They seem to be becoming the norm
It's because I use fossil fuels
And my fridge is older than Jules.
Causing clouds that are cumulus. not cirriform
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Merry Christmas to one and all
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Merry Christmas to one and all
Especially Timothy Spall
Especially Timothy Spall
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Merry Christmas to one and all
Especially Timothy Spall
With his Birmingham lilt
Especially Timothy Spall
With his Birmingham lilt
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Merry Christmas to one and all
Especially Timothy Spall
With his Birmingham lilt
and all the jism he's spilt
Especially Timothy Spall
With his Birmingham lilt
and all the jism he's spilt
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Merry Christmas to one and all
Especially Timothy Spall
With his Birmingham lilt
and all the jism he's spilt
Makes me think that he has a third ball
Especially Timothy Spall
With his Birmingham lilt
and all the jism he's spilt
Makes me think that he has a third ball
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Hooray for the last day of this OK year
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Hooray for the last day of this OK year
2019 will be no better, I fear
2019 will be no better, I fear
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Hooray for the last day of this OK year
2019 will be no better, I fear
If things get much worse
2019 will be no better, I fear
If things get much worse
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Hooray for the last day of this OK year
2019 will be no better, I fear
If things get much worse
With news true and obverse
2019 will be no better, I fear
If things get much worse
With news true and obverse
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Hooray for the last day of this OK year
2019 will be no better, I fear
If things get much worse
With news true and obverse
I'll renew my deep bond with cheap beer
2019 will be no better, I fear
If things get much worse
With news true and obverse
I'll renew my deep bond with cheap beer
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At least we have Brexit to come.
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At least we have Brexit to come
I'm sure that's a comfort to some
I'm sure that's a comfort to some
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At least we have Brexit to come
I'm sure that's a comfort to some
For most it's a pain.
I'm sure that's a comfort to some
For most it's a pain.
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At least we have Brexit to come
I'm sure that's a comfort to some
For most it's a pain
But let me mansplain
I'm sure that's a comfort to some
For most it's a pain
But let me mansplain
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At least we have Brexit to come
I'm sure that's a comfort to some
For most it's a pain
But let me mansplain
Based on aliens, and fishes, it's dumb
I'm sure that's a comfort to some
For most it's a pain
But let me mansplain
Based on aliens, and fishes, it's dumb
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Almost back to normal, timewise.
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Almost back to normal, timewise
To coincide with the crime rise
To coincide with the crime rise
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Almost back to normal, timewise
To coincide with the crime rise
But here at worlds end
To coincide with the crime rise
But here at worlds end
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Almost back to normal, timewise
To coincide with the crime rise
But here at worlds end
Where nothing's on trend
To coincide with the crime rise
But here at worlds end
Where nothing's on trend
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Almost back to normal, timewise
To coincide with the crime rise
But here at worlds end
Where nothing's on trend
We're still baking lemon meringue pies
To coincide with the crime rise
But here at worlds end
Where nothing's on trend
We're still baking lemon meringue pies
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