The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 11 Dec - 9:25

I'm not feeling tippity top

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 11 Dec - 10:15

I'm not feeling tippity top
Cos I'm worried about the Irish backstop

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 11 Dec - 11:35

I'm not feeling tippity top
Cos I'm worried about the Irish backstop
And Brexit sucks balls

by **Pal Joey** Tue 11 Dec - 11:50

I'm not feeling tippity top
Cos I'm worried about the Irish backstop
And Brexit sucks balls
As the currency falls

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 11 Dec - 12:23

I'm not feeling tippity top
Cos I'm worried about the Irish backstop
And Brexit sucks balls
As the currency falls
But at least I don't look like Jurgen Klopp

by **Pal Joey** Tue 11 Dec - 12:28

With a face like Theresa May

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 11 Dec - 15:15

With a face like Theresa May
It's enough to make me turn gay

by **Pal Joey** Wed 12 Dec - 7:28

With a face like Theresa May
It's enough to make me turn gay
And with a face like Trump

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 12 Dec - 9:26

With a face like Theresa May
It's enough to make me turn gay
And with a face like Trump
- the arse of a Heffalump

by **Pal Joey** Wed 12 Dec - 9:29

With a face like Theresa May
It's enough to make me turn gay
And with a face like Trump
- the arse of a Heffalump
I told you there was a price to pay

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 13 Dec - 7:27

Everyone should chill and watch Geminids

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 13 Dec - 9:19

Everyone should chill and watch Geminids
Which for centuries have fascinated hominids

by **Pal Joey** Thu 13 Dec - 9:53

Everyone should chill and watch Geminids
Which for centuries have fascinated hominids
Some say they cause wars

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 13 Dec - 10:16

Everyone should chill and watch Geminids
Which for centuries have fascinated hominids
Some say they cause wars
And heal open sores

by **Pal Joey** Thu 13 Dec - 10:25

Everyone should chill and watch Geminids
Which for centuries have fascinated hominids
Some say they cause wars
And heal open sores
When your diet includes lots of pycnogonids

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 13 Dec - 10:38

That's a technical term for 'sea spider'

by **Pal Joey** Thu 13 Dec - 10:40

That's a technical term for 'sea spider'
Which tastes good eaten with clam chowder

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 19 Dec - 9:32

That's a technical term for 'sea spider'
Which tastes good eaten with clam chowder
Though I prefer gumbo

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 19 Dec - 10:30

That's a technical term for 'sea spider'
Which tastes good eaten with clam chowder
Though I prefer gumbo
Which I share with some ho'

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 19 Dec - 10:46

That's a technical term for 'sea spider'
Which tastes good eaten with clam chowder
Though I prefer gumbo
Which I share with some ho'
With an aperitif of Peruvian powder.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 19 Dec - 12:23

Let's get in the festive mood

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 19 Dec - 13:43

Let's get in the festive mood
Starting with Christmas food

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 19 Dec - 14:58

Let's get in the festive mood
Starting with Christmas food
And a glass of mulled wine

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 19 Dec - 15:03

Let's get in the festive mood
Starting with Christmas food
And a glass of mulled wine
A knitted fashion crime

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 19 Dec - 15:31

Let's get in the festive mood
Starting with Christmas food
And a glass of mulled wine
A knitted fashion crime
Then I'll get drunk and do something rude

by **Pal Joey** Thu 20 Dec - 8:46

Just had another hell of a storm

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 20 Dec - 10:42

Just had another hell of a storm
They seem to be becoming the norm

by **Pal Joey** Thu 20 Dec - 21:08

Just had another hell of a storm
They seem to be becoming the norm
It's because I use fossil fuels

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 21 Dec - 8:54

Just had another hell of a storm
They seem to be becoming the norm
It's because I use fossil fuels
And my fridge is older than Jules.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 21 Dec - 9:40

Just had another hell of a storm
They seem to be becoming the norm
It's because I use fossil fuels
And my fridge is older than Jules.
Causing clouds that are cumulus. not cirriform

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 27 Dec - 10:07

Merry Christmas to one and all

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 27 Dec - 17:25

Merry Christmas to one and all
Especially Timothy Spall

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 28 Dec - 9:36

Merry Christmas to one and all
Especially Timothy Spall
With his Birmingham lilt

by **Pal Joey** Fri 28 Dec - 20:24

Merry Christmas to one and all
Especially Timothy Spall
With his Birmingham lilt
and all the jism he's spilt

by **Galted** Fri 28 Dec - 22:02

Merry Christmas to one and all
Especially Timothy Spall
With his Birmingham lilt
and all the jism he's spilt
Makes me think that he has a third ball

by **Pal Joey** Sat 29 Dec - 8:14

Hooray for the last day of this OK year

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 2 Jan - 9:51

Hooray for the last day of this OK year
2019 will be no better, I fear

by **Pal Joey** Wed 2 Jan - 9:58

Hooray for the last day of this OK year
2019 will be no better, I fear
If things get much worse

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 2 Jan - 10:07

Hooray for the last day of this OK year
2019 will be no better, I fear
If things get much worse
With news true and obverse

by **Galted** Wed 2 Jan - 11:30

Hooray for the last day of this OK year
2019 will be no better, I fear
If things get much worse
With news true and obverse
I'll renew my deep bond with cheap beer

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 2 Jan - 11:50

At least we have Brexit to come.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 2 Jan - 11:51

At least we have Brexit to come
I'm sure that's a comfort to some

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 2 Jan - 14:06

At least we have Brexit to come
I'm sure that's a comfort to some
For most it's a pain.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 2 Jan - 14:18

At least we have Brexit to come
I'm sure that's a comfort to some
For most it's a pain
But let me mansplain

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 2 Jan - 14:48

At least we have Brexit to come
I'm sure that's a comfort to some
For most it's a pain
But let me mansplain
Based on aliens, and fishes, it's dumb

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 4 Jan - 7:02

Almost back to normal, timewise.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 4 Jan - 11:11

Almost back to normal, timewise
To coincide with the crime rise

by **Pal Joey** Sat 5 Jan - 11:33

Almost back to normal, timewise
To coincide with the crime rise
But here at worlds end

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 7 Jan - 10:53

Almost back to normal, timewise
To coincide with the crime rise
But here at worlds end
Where nothing's on trend

by **Pal Joey** Mon 7 Jan - 22:02

Almost back to normal, timewise
To coincide with the crime rise
But here at worlds end
Where nothing's on trend
We're still baking lemon meringue pies

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