The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Dec 11, 2018 4:25 am

First topic message reminder :

I'm not feeling tippity top

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:33 pm

That last rhyme was not up to par
It certainly lowered the bar

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jan 24, 2019 4:20 pm

That last rhyme was not up to par
It certainly lowered the bar
Like a pigmy limbo

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jan 24, 2019 5:29 pm

That last rhyme was not up to par
It certainly lowered the bar
Like a pigmy limbo
Or a crippled bimbo

by **Galted** Fri Jan 25, 2019 3:20 am

That last rhyme was not up to par
It certainly lowered the bar
Like a pigmy limbo
Or a crippled bimbo
Or a b*mmer who's been dealt with by Shah

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jan 25, 2019 4:19 am

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jan 30, 2019 3:14 am

As the sleet began turning to snow

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jan 30, 2019 3:21 am

As the sleet began turning to snow
And trains are refusing to go.

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jan 30, 2019 3:31 am

As the sleet began turning to snow
And trains are refusing to go.
It was best to stay home

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jan 30, 2019 5:30 am

As the sleet began turning to snow
And trains are refusing to go.
It was best to stay home
And just crank all alone

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jan 30, 2019 5:36 am

As the sleet began turning to snow
And trains are refusing to go.
It was best to stay home
And just crank all alone
Is it better to suck or to blow?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jan 30, 2019 5:54 am

I'm going with it's better to blow

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jan 30, 2019 9:28 am

I'm going with it's better to blow
Fair enough, I guess you should know

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jan 30, 2019 9:29 am

I'm going with it's better to blow
Fair enough, I guess you should know
I consulted with sean

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jan 30, 2019 9:49 am

I'm going with it's better to blow
Fair enough, I guess you should know
I consulted with sean
Who was tending his lawn

by **Galted** Wed Jan 30, 2019 9:53 am

I'm going with it's better to blow
Fair enough, I guess you should know
I consulted with sean
Now his bumhole is torn

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jan 30, 2019 9:57 am

I'm going with it's better to blow
Fair enough, I guess you should know
I consulted with sean
Now his bumhole is torn
Galted - you double-posting 'ho!

by **Galted** Wed Jan 30, 2019 10:23 am

Sorry but there was no warning

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jan 31, 2019 1:46 am

Sorry but there was no warning
You f**ked up, no point in fawning

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jan 31, 2019 3:35 am

Sorry but there was no warning
You f**ked up, no point in fawning
Is your bumhole still warm?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jan 31, 2019 4:09 am

Sorry but there was no warning
You f**ked up, no point in fawning
Is your bumhole still warm?
Is that now the norm?

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jan 31, 2019 4:18 am

Sorry but there was no warning
You f**ked up, no point in fawning
Is your bumhole still warm?
Is that now the norm?
When my chilblains are currently forming.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:19 am

I wish I could get me some sun

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:30 am

I wish I could get me some sun
Just go book a holiday, son.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:46 am

I wish I could get me some sun
Just go book a holiday, son
The problem is cash

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:50 am

I wish I could get me some sun
Just go book a holiday, son
The problem is cash
Try selling hash.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jan 31, 2019 6:19 am

I wish I could get me some sun
Just go book a holiday, son
The problem is cash
Try selling hash
In brownies, or perhaps in a bun

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jan 31, 2019 6:25 am

You're always welcome down here

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jan 31, 2019 6:35 am

You're always welcome down here
Me, you, Flipper and a beer

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jan 31, 2019 6:41 am

You're always welcome down here
Me, you, Flipper and a beer
In Pal's Air BnB

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jan 31, 2019 7:24 am

You're always welcome down here
Me, you, Flipper and a beer
In Pal's Air BnB
The water is free

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jan 31, 2019 7:35 am

You're always welcome down here
Me, you, Flipper and a beer
In Pal's Air BnB
The water is free
But the pool is full of diarrhoea

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jan 31, 2019 7:46 am

On the contrary it is crystal clear

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jan 31, 2019 7:59 am

On the contrary it is crystal clear
You mean there's no diarrhoea?

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jan 31, 2019 8:03 am

On the contrary it is crystal clear
You mean there's no diarrhoea?
No, only baby sharks

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jan 31, 2019 8:26 am

On the contrary it is crystal clear
You mean there's no diarrhoea?
No, only baby sharks
With bites worse than barks

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jan 31, 2019 8:32 am

On the contrary it is crystal clear
You mean there's no diarrhoea?
No, only baby sharks
With bites worse than barks
Just do do do do do do, oh dear

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Feb 05, 2019 9:01 am

The last time I visited Leeds

by **Galted** Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:26 am

The last time I visited Leeds
I met a man with special needs

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:43 am

The last time I visited Leeds
I met a man with special needs
He said his name was rick

by **Galted** Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:49 am

The last time I visited Leeds
I met a man with special needs
He said his name was rick
The client-facing prick

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:54 am

The last time I visited Leeds
I met a man with special needs
He said his name was rick
The client-facing prick
I hope that he never breeds

by **Galted** Tue Feb 05, 2019 12:01 pm

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:40 am

c**ts

by **Galted** Wed Feb 06, 2019 4:56 am

c**ts
Is true on a number of fronts

by **Pal Joey** Wed Feb 06, 2019 6:03 am

Is true on a number of fronts
His bites are worse than his grunts

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Feb 06, 2019 6:06 am

c**ts
Is true on a number of fronts
PJ missed the point

by **Galted** Wed Feb 06, 2019 6:43 am

c**ts
Is true on a number of fronts
PJ missed the point
What a right silly coint

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:24 am

c**ts
Is true on a number of fronts
PJ missed the point
What a right silly coint
They're a right pair of Jeremy Hunts

by **Galted** Wed Feb 06, 2019 8:27 am

This section is lively today

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:05 am

This section is lively today
"Please don't michaels it" I say

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