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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 11 Dec 2018, 9:25 am

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 25 Feb 2020, 8:44 am

That last rhyme was a bit cack
the meter was gloriously slack
The premise was nice.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 28 Feb 2020, 2:04 pm

That last rhyme was a bit cack
the meter was gloriously slack
The premise was nice
Just like Rachel Weiss

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Post by Galted Fri 28 Feb 2020, 3:45 pm

That last rhyme was a bit cack
the meter was gloriously slack
The premise was nice
Just like Rachel Weiss
but it ended like Caroline Flack
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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 28 Feb 2020, 4:20 pm

Laugh Laugh

Be kind! I think that's too soon.

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Post by Galted Fri 28 Feb 2020, 5:32 pm

Be kind! I think that's too soon
I've been waiting since Tuesday 'round noon
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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 28 Feb 2020, 6:15 pm

Be kind! I think that's too soon
I've been waiting since Tuesday 'round noon
You've been hanging around?

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Post by Galted Fri 28 Feb 2020, 7:16 pm

Be kind! I think that's too soon
I've been waiting since Tuesday 'round noon
You've been hanging around?
Laugh you insensitive clown
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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 28 Feb 2020, 8:04 pm

Be kind! I think that's too soon
I've been waiting since Tuesday 'round noon
You've been hanging around?
You insensitive clown
Just be careful who you go lassoin'

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Post by Galted Sat 29 Feb 2020, 11:29 am

Laugh

the limerists are back in disgrace
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Post by Pal Joey Sat 29 Feb 2020, 11:48 am

the limerists are back in disgrace
and the rhyming is still not in place
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Post by rIck_dAgless Mon 09 Mar 2020, 8:05 am

the limerists are back in disgrace
and the rhyming is still not in place
Like Fred West's flagstones.

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Post by Pal Joey Mon 09 Mar 2020, 8:23 am

the limerists are back in disgrace
and the rhyming is still not in place
Like Fred West's flagstones
Or Serial Dave's bleached bones
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Post by Galted Mon 09 Mar 2020, 11:32 am

the limerists are back in disgrace
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Like Fred West's flagstones
Or Serial Dave's bleached bones
Or a severed leg stashed in a case
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Post by rIck_dAgless Mon 09 Mar 2020, 11:56 am

Well that took a macabre turn.

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Post by Pal Joey Mon 09 Mar 2020, 1:42 pm

Well that took a macabre turn
Like a blood and piss filled urn
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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 10 Mar 2020, 8:06 am

Well that took a macabre turn
Like a blood and piss filled urn
Or a Canopic Jar

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 10 Mar 2020, 8:09 am

Well that took a macabre turn
Like a blood and piss filled urn
Or a Canopic Jar
Oozing Egyptian tar
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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed 25 Mar 2020, 10:44 am

Well that took a macabre turn
Like a blood and piss filled urn
Or a Canopic Jar
Oozing Egyptian tar
Social distance! Why won't people learn.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed 25 Mar 2020, 3:47 pm

We are all in the shadow of Corona

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Post by Galted Wed 25 Mar 2020, 10:27 pm

We are all in the shadow of Corona
though it's a good time if you are a loner
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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed 25 Mar 2020, 11:30 pm

We are all in the shadow of Corona
though it's a good time if you are a loner
When you're self-isolating

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Post by Pal Joey Thu 26 Mar 2020, 12:42 am

We are all in the shadow of Corona
though it's a good time if you are a loner
When you're self-isolating
Try to lose all the-hating
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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 26 Mar 2020, 7:02 am

We are all in the shadow of Corona
though it's a good time if you are a loner
When you're self-isolating
Try to lose all the-hating
This is inevitably going to end in a boner

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Post by Pal Joey Thu 26 Mar 2020, 9:18 am

Smile clap

As the last of the face masks was taken
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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 26 Mar 2020, 9:28 am

As the last of the face masks was taken
And the end of the world doth hasten

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Post by Pal Joey Thu 26 Mar 2020, 9:38 am

As the last of the face masks was taken
And the end of the world doth hasten
I tried not to panic
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Post by Galted Thu 26 Mar 2020, 12:13 pm

As the last of the face masks was taken
And the end of the world doth hasten
I tried not to panic
though my boner was manic
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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 26 Mar 2020, 12:19 pm

As the last of the face masks was taken
And the end of the world doth hasten
I tried not to panic
though my boner was manic
I pray that my kn0b's not forsaken

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 02 Apr 2020, 1:06 pm

How is lockdown going for you?

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Post by Pal Joey Thu 02 Apr 2020, 1:15 pm

How is lockdown going for you?
Hope you're not feeling too blue
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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 02 Apr 2020, 1:25 pm

How is lockdown going for you?
Hope you're not feeling too blue
When Covid-19

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Post by Pal Joey Thu 02 Apr 2020, 1:32 pm

How is lockdown going for you?
Hope you're not feeling too blue
When Covid-19
Alters hygiene
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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 02 Apr 2020, 1:49 pm

How is lockdown going for you?
Hope you're not feeling too blue
When Covid-19
Alters hygiene
And everyone is smelling of poo

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Post by Galted Thu 02 Apr 2020, 2:01 pm

that last rhyme was f*cking offensive
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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 02 Apr 2020, 2:25 pm

that last rhyme was f*cking offensive
F***ing snowflake, don't be so defensive.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 02 Apr 2020, 2:53 pm

that last rhyme was f*cking offensive
F***ing sowflake, don't be so defensive
It's all f**king sh1te

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 02 Apr 2020, 3:24 pm

that last rhyme was f*cking offensive
F***ing sowflake, don't be so defensive
It's all f**king sh1te
But the future is bright

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 02 Apr 2020, 3:41 pm

that last rhyme was f*cking offensive
F***ing sowflake, don't be so defensive
It's all f**king sh1te
But the future is bright
Though bog roll is f*cking expensive

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Post by Galted Thu 02 Apr 2020, 4:15 pm

Laugh clap
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Post by Pal Joey Fri 03 Apr 2020, 6:11 am

Have we reached the peak of the curve?
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Post by rIck_dAgless Fri 03 Apr 2020, 10:09 am

Have we reached the peak of the curve?
No, let's just hold our nerve.

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 03 Apr 2020, 10:27 am

Have we reached the peak of the curve?
No, let's just hold our nerve.
It takes time to flatten
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Post by Galted Fri 03 Apr 2020, 12:07 pm

Have we reached the peak of the curve?
No, let's just hold our nerve.
It takes time to flatten
like a boat and Mountbatten
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Post by Pal Joey Fri 03 Apr 2020, 12:13 pm

Have we reached the peak of the curve?
No, let's just hold our nerve.
It takes time to flatten
like a boat and Mountbatten
Fresh fish is so hard to conserve.
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Post by rIck_dAgless Fri 03 Apr 2020, 12:17 pm

I've just been conserving fresh fish

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Post by Galted Fri 03 Apr 2020, 12:27 pm

I've just been conserving fresh fish
'caush I'm fairly-well pisshed up but rish
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Post by rIck_dAgless Mon 06 Apr 2020, 7:07 am

I've just been conserving fresh fish
'caush I'm fairly-well pisshed up but rish
Not sure what the means

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Post by Galted Mon 06 Apr 2020, 8:38 am

I've just been conserving fresh fish
'caush I'm fairly-well pisshed up but rish
Not sure what the means
it'sh shlurring, not Greek!
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Post by Pal Joey Mon 06 Apr 2020, 8:42 am

I've just been conserving fresh fish
'caush I'm fairly-well pisshed up but rish
Not sure what the means
it'sh shlurring, not Greek!
As I stabbed the last bean on my dish
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Post by rIck_dAgless Mon 06 Apr 2020, 1:16 pm

I think I have put Galts in a mood.

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