The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue Apr 17, 2012 2:26 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

As all the passengers alighted in China

by **Kenny** Sat May 19, 2012 12:49 pm

I think that im going crackers
and I feel like my mind is in tatters
I cant seem to get things right

by **Pal Joey** Sun May 20, 2012 2:30 am

I think that im going crackers
and I feel like my mind is in tatters
I cant seem to get things right
and I've been tossing & turning all night

by **Kenny** Sun May 20, 2012 8:14 pm

I think that im going crackers
and I feel like my mind is in tatters
I cant seem to get things right
and I've been tossing & turning all night
But all the doctors and nurses are slackers

by **Pal Joey** Wed May 23, 2012 2:21 pm

It seems this thread has gone cold,

by President Trump Mon May 28, 2012 2:05 pm

It seems this thread has gone cold
or maybe the Limericks are to bold

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon May 28, 2012 2:10 pm

It seems this thread has gone cold
or maybe the Limericks are to bold
Or we're too busy working

by **Pal Joey** Mon May 28, 2012 2:43 pm

It seems this thread has gone cold
or maybe the Limericks are to bold
Or we're too busy working
And our attentions need jerking

by President Trump Mon May 28, 2012 3:16 pm

It seems this thread has gone cold
or maybe the Limericks are to bold
Or we're too busy working
And our attentions need jerking
but we'll always come up with comedy gold

by **Pal Joey** Mon May 28, 2012 3:18 pm

another classic ending Dicey! clap

by President Trump Mon May 28, 2012 3:37 pm

just trying to keep the thread alive Very Happy

The sun was shining in the sky

by **Pal Joey** Mon May 28, 2012 3:42 pm

The sun was shining in the sky
As a large eagle caught my eye

by President Trump Mon May 28, 2012 3:49 pm

The sun was shining in the sky
As a large eagle caught my eye
He flew towards my son

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon May 28, 2012 3:54 pm

The sun was shining in the sky
As a large eagle caught my eye
He flew towards my son
Who was eating a sticky bun

by **Pal Joey** Mon May 28, 2012 3:55 pm

The sun was shining in the sky
As a large eagle caught my eye
He flew towards my son
Who was eating a sticky bun
But I distracted it with my pie.

by President Trump Mon May 28, 2012 3:56 pm

The sun was shining in the sky
As a large eagle caught my eye
He flew towards my son
Who was eating a sticky bun
But he flew past him and grabbed my pie

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon May 28, 2012 3:58 pm

What kind of eagles eat pie anyway?

by President Trump Mon May 28, 2012 4:47 pm

The fat balding eagles that nest near Greggs Very Happy

by **Pal Joey** Tue May 29, 2012 6:10 am

Modesty was not her strongpoint,

by President Trump Tue May 29, 2012 2:20 pm

Modesty was not her strongpoint
Which cause herself and her boyfriend to fight

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue May 29, 2012 2:28 pm

Modesty was not her strongpoint
Which cause herself and her boyfriend to fight
When she pulled out a knife

by President Trump Tue May 29, 2012 2:30 pm

Modesty was not her strongpoint
Which cause herself and her boyfriend to fight
When she pulled out a knife
Across his eyes flashed his life

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue May 29, 2012 2:47 pm

Modesty was not her strongpoint
Which cause herself and her boyfriend to fight
When she pulled out a knife
Across his eyes flashed his life
But he'd interrupted her just at the wrong point.

by President Trump Tue May 29, 2012 3:38 pm

tricky one

I was once table-top gaming

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue May 29, 2012 4:38 pm

I was once table-top gaming
My opponents I was shaming

by President Trump Tue May 29, 2012 4:39 pm

I was once table-top gaming
My opponents I was shaming
I was wiping the board

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue May 29, 2012 4:42 pm

I was once table-top gaming
My opponents I was shaming
I was wiping the board
With my big pork sword

by President Trump Tue May 29, 2012 4:50 pm

I was once table-top gaming
My opponents I was shaming
I was wiping the board
With my big pork sword
But put it away when my boss came in

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue May 29, 2012 4:54 pm

by President Trump Tue May 29, 2012 6:01 pm

Aquaman was caught in a net

by **Pal Joey** Wed May 30, 2012 12:32 am

Aquaman was caught in a net
And the mermaids were starting to fret

by President Trump Wed May 30, 2012 11:31 am

Aquaman was caught in a net
And the mermaids were starting to fret
He called to the fish

by **Pal Joey** Wed May 30, 2012 11:36 am

Aquaman was caught in a net
And the mermaids were starting to fret
He called to the fish
Who answered his wish

by President Trump Wed May 30, 2012 12:08 pm

Aquaman was caught in a net
And the mermaids were starting to fret
He called to the fish
Who answered his wish
but didnt help as it was all for a bet

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu May 31, 2012 8:55 am

My neighbours were having a party

by President Trump Thu May 31, 2012 11:00 am

My neighbours were having a party
and the wife was dressed up all tarty

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu May 31, 2012 11:45 am

My neighbours were having a party
and the wife was dressed up all tarty
So I took her outside

by President Trump Thu May 31, 2012 12:13 pm

My neighbours were having a party
and the wife was dressed up all tarty
So I took her outside
And in my hand I did slide

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu May 31, 2012 1:15 pm

My neighbours were having a party
and the wife was dressed up all tarty
So I took her outside
And in my hand I did slide
And shouted out "ooh-arr me hearties!"

by President Trump Thu May 31, 2012 1:17 pm

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The fog and come on real thick

by **Pal Joey** Thu May 31, 2012 1:31 pm

The fog had come on real thick
Concealing the oil slick

by President Trump Thu May 31, 2012 2:06 pm

The fog had come on real thick
Concealing the oil slick
My car spun and rolled

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu May 31, 2012 2:08 pm

The fog had come on real thick
Concealing the oil slick
My car spun and rolled
And I was knocked out cold

by **Pal Joey** Thu May 31, 2012 2:09 pm

The fog had come on real thick
Concealing the oil slick
My car spun and rolled
And I was knocked out cold
Like a bug on the end of a brick

by **Kenny** Thu May 31, 2012 3:13 pm

by **Kenny** Thu May 31, 2012 3:13 pm

When i got back it started to rain

by President Trump Thu May 31, 2012 3:15 pm

When i got back it started to rain
and my head was throbbing with pain

by **Kenny** Thu May 31, 2012 3:16 pm

When i got back it started to rain
and my head was throbbing with pain
I began wishing i was still away

by President Trump Thu May 31, 2012 3:18 pm

When i got back it started to rain
and my head was throbbing with pain
I began wishing i was still away
Where the sun shone every day

by **Kenny** Thu May 31, 2012 3:23 pm

When i got back it started to rain
and my head was throbbing with pain
I began wishing i was still away
Where the sun shone every day
And the drinks flowed again and again

by President Trump Thu May 31, 2012 3:38 pm

My downstair parts smelled a little queer

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