The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 17 Apr 2012, 1:26 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

As all the passengers alighted in China

by President Trump Mon 02 Jul 2012, 10:46 am

The sport was on the telly
My nerves had turned to jelly
My team were 1 down
We were in danger of losing our crown
We shouldn't have signed a 71 yr old Pele

by **Kenny** Mon 02 Jul 2012, 10:55 am

Very Good

by President Trump Mon 02 Jul 2012, 11:02 am

China is taking over the world

by **Pal Joey** Mon 02 Jul 2012, 2:48 pm

China is taking over the world
As I tucked into some more bean curd

by **Kenny** Mon 02 Jul 2012, 3:54 pm

China is taking over the world
As I tucked into some more bean curd
I looked at the bottom of the dish

by President Trump Mon 02 Jul 2012, 4:11 pm

China is taking over the world
As I tucked into some more bean curd
I looked at the bottom of the dish
and found some raw fish

by **Kenny** Mon 02 Jul 2012, 4:15 pm

China is taking over the world
As I tucked into some more bean curd
I looked at the bottom of the dish
and found some raw fish
which i hate so the food i just hurled

by littleswannygirl Tue 03 Jul 2012, 12:35 am

The job application took me ages

by **Pal Joey** Tue 03 Jul 2012, 1:20 am

The job application took me ages
My fingers were raw typing pages

by **Kenny** Tue 03 Jul 2012, 11:32 am

The job application took me ages
My fingers were raw typing pages
But now finished im happy

by **Pal Joey** Tue 03 Jul 2012, 11:45 am

The job application took me ages
My fingers were raw typing pages
But now finished im happy
As I sip on an ice cold frappé

by **Kenny** Tue 03 Jul 2012, 12:22 pm

The job application took me ages
My fingers were raw typing pages
But now finished im happy
As I sip on an ice cold frappé
Thinking of ways to spend all those wages

by **Pal Joey** Tue 03 Jul 2012, 12:36 pm

The summer holiday was a disaster,

by **Kenny** Tue 03 Jul 2012, 12:37 pm

The summer holiday was a disaster,
With my arm and leg ending in plaster

by **Pal Joey** Tue 03 Jul 2012, 12:38 pm

The summer holiday was a disaster,
With my arm and leg ending in plaster
I should have seen those deck chairs

by **Kenny** Tue 03 Jul 2012, 12:40 pm

The summer holiday was a disaster,
With my arm and leg ending in plaster
I should have seen those deck chairs
Stacked next to the beach stairs

by **Pal Joey** Tue 03 Jul 2012, 12:41 pm

The summer holiday was a disaster,
With my arm and leg ending in plaster
I should have seen those deck chairs
Stacked next to the beach stairs
I couldn't have got there faster

by **Kenny** Tue 03 Jul 2012, 12:43 pm

The fish was on the line

by **Pal Joey** Tue 03 Jul 2012, 12:44 pm

The fish was on the line
but it seemed to be taking it's time

by **Kenny** Tue 03 Jul 2012, 12:46 pm

The fish was on the line
but it seemed to be taking it's time
As i struggled to reel it in

by **Pal Joey** Tue 03 Jul 2012, 12:50 pm

The fish was on the line
but it seemed to be taking it's time
As i struggled to reel it in
I noticed it's dorsal fin

by **Kenny** Tue 03 Jul 2012, 12:54 pm

The fish was on the line
but it seemed to be taking it's time
As i struggled to reel it in
I noticed it's dorsal fin
And the Shark that was eating it ! The swine

by **Pal Joey** Tue 03 Jul 2012, 12:55 pm

Jimmy was having a workout

by **Kenny** Tue 03 Jul 2012, 12:57 pm

Jimmy was having a workout
It was grueling of that there was no doubt

by **Pal Joey** Tue 03 Jul 2012, 12:58 pm

Jimmy was having a workout
It was grueling of that there was no doubt
But on his 30th bench press

by President Trump Tue 03 Jul 2012, 12:59 pm

Jimmy was having a workout
It was grueling of that there was no doubt
But on his 30th bench press
He was starting to stress

by **Kenny** Tue 03 Jul 2012, 1:04 pm

Jimmy was having a workout
It was grueling of that there was no doubt
But on his 30th bench press
He was starting to stress
When a turd started to pop out

by President Trump Tue 03 Jul 2012, 1:16 pm

My computer started to break

by **Kenny** Tue 03 Jul 2012, 1:20 pm

My computer started to break
My spy software was obviously fake

by President Trump Tue 03 Jul 2012, 2:48 pm

My computer started to break
My spy software was obviously fake
The screen went all funny

by **Kenny** Tue 03 Jul 2012, 2:49 pm

My computer started to break
My spy software was obviously fake
The screen went all funny
With all the words looking runny

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 03 Jul 2012, 3:42 pm

My computer started to break
My spy software was obviously fake
The screen went all funny
With all the words looking runny
And I lost all the porn I used to make.

by **Kenny** Tue 03 Jul 2012, 3:50 pm

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 04 Jul 2012, 7:53 am

I bumped into my ex at a party

by **Pal Joey** Wed 04 Jul 2012, 9:25 am

I bumped into my ex at a party
Who was carrying a bowl full of smarties

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 04 Jul 2012, 9:38 am

I bumped into my ex at a party
Who was carrying a bowl full of smarties
She went @rse over t!t

by **Pal Joey** Wed 04 Jul 2012, 9:40 am

I bumped into my ex at a party
Who was carrying a bowl full of smarties
She went @rse over t!t
Her nog' nearly on a coffee table was split

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 04 Jul 2012, 9:51 am

I bumped into my ex at a party
Who was carrying a bowl full of smarties
She went @rse over t!t
Her nog' nearly on a coffee table was split
But concussion made her quite tarty.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 04 Jul 2012, 10:18 am

He slid further down into the mine

by **Kenny** Wed 04 Jul 2012, 10:35 am

He slid further down into the mine
But got caught on the safety line

by **Pal Joey** Wed 04 Jul 2012, 1:23 pm

He slid further down into the mine
But got caught on the safety line
Then he dropped his lunchbox

by President Trump Wed 04 Jul 2012, 1:28 pm

He slid further down into the mine
But got caught on the safety line
Then he dropped his lunchbox
and off came his socks

by **Kenny** Wed 04 Jul 2012, 1:35 pm

He slid further down into the mine
But got caught on the safety line
Then he dropped his lunchbox
and off came his socks
Knocking off time , but im sure he'll be fine

by littleswannygirl Thu 05 Jul 2012, 12:40 am

It was time to go to sleep,

by **Kenny** Thu 05 Jul 2012, 11:14 am

It was time to go to sleep,
Said the spider to Little Bo Peep

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 05 Jul 2012, 11:17 am

It was time to go to sleep,
Said the spider to Little Bo Peep,
But then Old Mother Goose

by **Kenny** Thu 05 Jul 2012, 11:23 am

It was time to go to sleep,
Said the spider to Little Bo Peep,
But then Old Mother Goose
Let the 3 little pigs on the loose

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 05 Jul 2012, 11:37 am

It was time to go to sleep,
Said the spider to Little Bo Peep,
But then Old Mother Goose
Let the 3 little pigs on the loose
And 24 blackbirds went 'cheep!'

by littleswannygirl Thu 05 Jul 2012, 11:45 am

by **Kenny** Thu 05 Jul 2012, 12:00 pm

excellent

Humptey Dumptey was lying in bits

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