The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:26 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

As all the passengers alighted in China

by **Pal Joey** Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:55 pm

Can you please help me get down
I pleaded her with a serious frown,
She just laughed and said do it yourself
So I grabbed the edge of the shelf

by **Kenny** Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:01 pm

Can you please help me get down
I pleaded her with a serious frown,
She just laughed and said do it yourself
So I grabbed the edge of the shelf
And when i awoke i was wearing a hospital gown

by littleswannygirl Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:18 pm

by **Kenny** Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:29 pm

I looked at myself and thought ' why always me ' ?

by President Trump Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:31 pm

I looked at myself and thought ' why always me ' ?.
I was in pain as it burned to pee

by **Kenny** Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:34 pm

I looked at myself and thought ' why always me ' ?.
I was in pain as it burned to pee
I tried not to think

by President Trump Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:35 pm

I looked at myself and thought ' why always me ' ?.
I was in pain as it burned to pee
I tried not to think .
as I washed it in the sink

by **Kenny** Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:40 pm

I looked at myself and thought ' why always me ' ?.
I was in pain as it burned to pee
I tried not to think .
as I washed it in the sink
About the sausages i was having for tea

by President Trump Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:41 pm

My dog has forgotten how to bark

by **Kenny** Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:44 pm

My dog has forgotten how to bark
It just sits there and crys in the dark

by President Trump Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:46 pm

My dog has forgotten how to bark
It just sits there and crys in the dark.
His tail will not wag

by **Kenny** Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:47 pm

My dog has forgotten how to bark
It just sits there and crys in the dark.
His tail will not wag
But his balls they do sag

by President Trump Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:50 pm

My dog has forgotten how to bark
It just sits there and crys in the dark.
His tail will not wag
But his balls they do sag
All because he tried to hump a shark

by **Kenny** Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:52 pm

There once was a barmaid called Kelly

by President Trump Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:53 pm

There once was a barmaid called Kelly
and man was that bitch smelly

by **Kenny** Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:55 pm

There once was a barmaid called Kelly
and man was that bitch smelly
it was months since she'd had a hot shower

by President Trump Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:56 pm

There once was a barmaid called Kelly
and man was that bitch smelly
it was months since she'd had a shower
and all the locals would cower

by **Kenny** Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:03 pm

There once was a barmaid called Kelly
and man was that bitch smelly
it was months since she'd had a hot shower
and all the locals would cower
As she served them while picking her belly

by President Trump Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:05 pm

My toes was turning green

by **Kenny** Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:06 pm

My toes was turning green
They were the worse id ever seen

by President Trump Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:07 pm

My toes was turning green
They were the worse id ever seen
I called for the Doc

by **Kenny** Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:09 pm

My toes was turning green
They were the worse id ever seen
I called for the Doc
who took off my sock

by littleswannygirl Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:54 pm

My toes was turning green
They were the worse id ever seen
I called for the Doc
who took off my sock
and promptly pronounced me unclean

by **Pal Joey** Thu Apr 19, 2012 4:22 am

Have a great trip down south Swanny...! Very Happy

We were warned there'd be worse to come,

by **Biltong** Thu Apr 19, 2012 7:16 am

We were warned there'd be worse to come
It was getting a little tense for some

by **Pal Joey** Thu Apr 19, 2012 7:57 am

We were warned there'd be worse to come
It was getting a little tense for some
The economy was taking a dive

by **Biltong** Thu Apr 19, 2012 8:00 am

We were warned there'd be worse to come
It was getting a little tense for some
The economy was taking a dive
The share index already dropped by five

by **Pal Joey** Thu Apr 19, 2012 8:03 am

We were warned there'd be worse to come
It was getting a little tense for some
The economy was taking a dive
The share index already dropped by five
Lucky I kept those pennies in a 44 gallon drum.

by **Biltong** Thu Apr 19, 2012 8:15 am

nice

Do I pick Kallis or Sobers as the all time rounder

by **Pal Joey** Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:21 am

Do I pick Kallis or Sobers as the all time rounder?
Who's technique is considered to be sounder?

by President Trump Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:44 am

Do I pick Kallis or Sobers as the all time rounder?
Who's technique is considered to be sounder?
But what do they care

by **Biltong** Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:46 am

Do I pick Kallis or Sobers as the all time rounder?
Who's technique is considered to be sounder?
But what do they care
They both have tales of success to share

by President Trump Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:49 am

Do I pick Kallis or Sobers as the all time rounder?
Who's technique is considered to be sounder?
But what do they care
They both have tales of success to share.
Like Flintoff but without the beer and Quarter pounder

by **Biltong** Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:18 am

The Sun is setting over the Western Mountains

by President Trump Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:21 am

The Sun is setting over the Western Mountains.
and the yodelers have finshed their shoutin

by **Pal Joey** Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:29 am

The Sun is setting over the Western Mountains.
and the yodelers have finshed their shoutin
As a meerkat sticks his head up from a hole

by **Biltong** Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:29 am

The Sun is setting over the Western Mountains.
and the yodelers have finshed their shoutin
The lead yodeler had a frog in his throat.

by President Trump Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:04 am

The Sun is setting over the Western Mountains.
and the yodelers have finshed their shoutin
As a meerkat sticks his head up from a hole.
Or was it a mole

by **Pal Joey** Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:11 am

The Sun is setting over the Western Mountains.
and the yodelers have finshed their shoutin
As a meerkat sticks his head up from a hole.
Or was it a mole
Dunno... whatever it was just got filled with lead!

by President Trump Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:07 pm

Does lead rhyme with mountains chin

There was tons of work to be done

by **Biltong** Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:10 pm

There was tons of work to be done
Under pressure and under the gun

by President Trump Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:11 pm

There was tons of work to be done
Under pressure and under the gun.
My boss was a bitch

by **Pal Joey** Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:13 pm

There was tons of work to be done
Under pressure and under the gun.
My boss was a bitch
Some say a witch

by President Trump Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:22 pm

There was tons of work to be done
Under pressure and under the gun
My boss was a bitch
Some say a witch
and would spank me until my ar$e was as hot as the Sun

by **Pal Joey** Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:26 pm

The throbbing had barely subsided,

by President Trump Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:27 pm

The throbbing had barely subsided
Bareback on a horse I had previously rided

by **Pal Joey** Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:29 pm

The throbbing had barely subsided
Bareback on a horse I had previously rided Laugh

But as I went to bend over

by President Trump Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:32 pm

The throbbing had barely subsided
Bareback on a horse I had previously rided
But as I went to bend over
to pick up a clover

by **Pal Joey** Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:36 pm

The throbbing had barely subsided
Bareback on a horse I had previously rided
But as I went to bend over
to pick up a clover
With a meerkat I nearly collided

by President Trump Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:41 pm

To that he just went "Simples"

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