The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Mon 30 Jul 2012, 4:48 pm

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Linebreaker on Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:26 pm
First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Galted** Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:25 pm

I once dissected a cow's cerebellum
gathered the bits up & tried to sell 'em

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:34 pm

I once dissected a cow's cerebellum
gathered the bits up & tried to sell 'em
But no-one thought it was funny

by **Pal Joey** Fri 10 Aug 2012, 2:01 pm

I once dissected a cow's cerebellum
gathered the bits up & tried to sell 'em
But no-one thought it was funny
Alongside my jars of honey

by **Galted** Fri 10 Aug 2012, 2:06 pm

I once dissected a cow's cerebellum
gathered the bits up & tried to sell 'em
But no-one thought it was funny
Alongside my jars of honey
now they've rotted so bad you can smell 'em

by Guest Fri 10 Aug 2012, 2:12 pm

My chip and pin card has expired

by **Galted** Fri 10 Aug 2012, 2:28 pm

My chip and pin card has expired
& my grandma is p1ssed up & wired

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 10 Aug 2012, 2:39 pm

My chip and pin card has expired
& my grandma is p1ssed up & wired
She stole all my cash

by President Trump Fri 10 Aug 2012, 3:20 pm

My chip and pin card has expired
& my grandma is p1ssed up & wired
She stole all my cash
and smoked all my hash

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 10 Aug 2012, 3:30 pm

My chip and pin card has expired
& my grandma is p1ssed up & wired
She stole all my cash
and smoked all my hash
And she's shagging the hooker I hired

by President Trump Fri 10 Aug 2012, 3:36 pm

by Guest Fri 10 Aug 2012, 4:14 pm

These Olympics I'll miss more than ever

by **Kenny** Fri 10 Aug 2012, 4:55 pm

These Olympics I'll miss more than ever
Much more then my dead brother Trevor

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 10 Aug 2012, 5:57 pm

These Olympics I'll miss more than ever
Much more then my dead brother Trevor
Even though we were twins

by **Kenny** Fri 10 Aug 2012, 5:59 pm

These Olympics I'll miss more than ever
Much more then my dead brother Trevor
Even though we were twins
I must confess for my sins

by Guest Fri 10 Aug 2012, 6:03 pm

These Olympics I'll miss more than ever
Much more then my dead brother Trevor
Even though we were twins
I must confess for my sins
I looked much sexier dressed in leather.

by **Kenny** Fri 10 Aug 2012, 6:09 pm

by **Kenny** Fri 10 Aug 2012, 6:10 pm

Make mine a pint of whatever he's had

by **Galted** Fri 10 Aug 2012, 6:20 pm

Make mine a pint of whatever he's had
I wanna get legless & headbutt his dad

by Guest Fri 10 Aug 2012, 6:28 pm

Make mine a pint of whatever he's had
I wanna get legless & headbutt his dad
His mum is a minger

by **Galted** Fri 10 Aug 2012, 6:45 pm

Make mine a pint of whatever he's had
I wanna get legless & headbutt his dad
His mum is a minger
though I'd still give her a finger

by Guest Fri 10 Aug 2012, 6:47 pm

Make mine a pint of whatever he's had
I wanna get legless & headbutt his dad
His mum is a minger
though I'd still give her a finger
Man that is totally rad!

by **Galted** Fri 10 Aug 2012, 7:01 pm

Well actually Freekshow it's not

by Guest Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:15 pm

Well actually Freekshow it's not
Mr Galted have you lost the plot?

by **Galted** Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:33 pm

Well actually Freekshow it's not
Mr Galted have you lost the plot?
hmmm. would seem that you're right

by **Kenny** Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:03 pm

Well actually Freekshow it's not
Mr Galted have you lost the plot?
hmmm. would seem that you're right
But only tonight

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:07 pm

Well actually Freekshow it's not
Mr Galted have you lost the plot?
hmmm. would seem that you're right
But only tonight
For tomorrow I'll try a rimshot

by Guest Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:09 pm

A rimshot? That sounds rather rude

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:34 pm

A rimshot? That sounds rather rude
I tried it once and got sued

by Guest Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:41 pm

A rimshot? That sounds rather rude
I tried it once and got sued
That's being stung twice

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:52 pm

A rimshot? That sounds rather rude
I tried it once and got sued
That's being stung twice
It was Anneka Rice

by Guest Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:55 pm

A rimshot? That sounds rather rude
I tried it once and got sued
That's being stung twice
It was Anneka Rice
Oh my god you are one lucky dude

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:24 pm

by **Kenny** Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:34 pm

thats one of my favourites ever clap

by **Kenny** Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:35 pm

My Mates a babe magnet, but god only knows why

by **Pal Joey** Sat 11 Aug 2012, 3:16 pm

My Mates a babe magnet, but god only knows why
With a face like an onion, it'd tend to make you cry

by **Kenny** Sat 11 Aug 2012, 3:38 pm

My Mates a babe magnet, but god only knows why
With a face like an onion, it'd tend to make you cry
His bodys no better all skinny and long

by **Pal Joey** Sat 11 Aug 2012, 4:00 pm

My Mates a babe magnet, but god only knows why
With a face like an onion, it'd tend to make you cry
His bodys no better all skinny and long
And I once accidentally saw his ill-formed schlong

by Guest Sat 11 Aug 2012, 4:02 pm

My Mates a babe magnet, but god only knows why
With a face like an onion, it'd tend to make you cry
His bodys no better all skinny and long
And I once accidentally saw his ill-formed schlong
When it popped out and poked me in the eye

by **Kenny** Sat 11 Aug 2012, 4:03 pm

by Guest Sat 11 Aug 2012, 4:06 pm

There once was a voyeur named Tony

by **Kenny** Sat 11 Aug 2012, 4:15 pm

There once was a voyeur named Tony
Who had photos of him and a pony

by Guest Sat 11 Aug 2012, 4:18 pm

There once was a voyeur named Tony
Who had photos of him and a pony
Rocking the stable

by **Kenny** Sat 11 Aug 2012, 4:19 pm

There once was a voyeur named Tony
Who had photos of him and a pony
Rocking the stable
Bent over a table

by Guest Sat 11 Aug 2012, 4:24 pm

There once was a voyeur named Tony
Who had photos of him and a pony
Rocking the stable
Bent over a table
And it smelt like burnt straw and baloney!

by **Kenny** Sat 11 Aug 2012, 4:27 pm

I thought that you knew what to do

by Guest Sat 11 Aug 2012, 4:30 pm

I thought that you knew what to do
Your'e not paid to think Kenny, it's true

by **Kenny** Sat 11 Aug 2012, 4:32 pm

I thought that you knew what to do
Your'e not paid to think Kenny, it's true
Thats right this is all off the cuff

by Guest Sat 11 Aug 2012, 4:33 pm

I thought that you knew what to do
Your'e not paid to think Kenny, it's true
Thats right this is all off the cuff
I can't get enough

by **Kenny** Sat 11 Aug 2012, 4:36 pm

I thought that you knew what to do
Your'e not paid to think Kenny, it's true
Thats right this is all off the cuff
I can't get enough
Of these limericks between me and you

by Guest Sat 11 Aug 2012, 4:39 pm

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