The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Mon 30 Jul 2012, 4:48 pm

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Linebreaker on Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:26 pm
First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Kenny** Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:46 am

Can music soothe the savage beast?
Or just calm it down at least

by Guest Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:56 am

Can music soothe the savage beast?
Or just calm it down at least
No the beast is deaf

by nadeem2099 Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:00 pm

Can music soothe the savage beast?
Or just calm it down at least
No the beast is deaf
And his best friend is called jeff

by President Trump Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:03 pm

Can music soothe the savage beast?
Or just calm it down at least
No the beast is deaf
And his best friend is called jeff
Who lives somewhere in the east

by **Kenny** Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:04 pm

Can music soothe the savage beast?
Or just calm it down at least
No the beast is deaf
And his best friend is called jeff
And it's always out on the piste

by nadeem2099 Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:09 pm

I hate Justin Bieber

by **Galted** Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:12 pm

I hate Justin Bieber
& hope he dies of a fever

by **Kenny** Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:17 pm

I hate Justin Bieber
& hope he dies of a fever
all hunched up in pain

by nadeem2099 Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:20 pm

I hate Justin Bieber
& hope he dies of a fever
all hunched up in pain
& gets reincarnated as a midget diva

by **Kenny** Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:24 pm

I hate Justin Bieber
& hope he dies of a fever
all hunched up in pain
& gets reincarnated as a midget diva
and mauled by my Golden Retriever

by nadeem2099 Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:39 pm

Guess what I saw

by **Kenny** Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:40 pm

Guess what I saw
As i opened the door

by President Trump Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:42 pm

Guess what I saw
As i opened the door
My wife upsidedown

by **Kenny** Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:46 pm

Guess what I saw
As i opened the door
My wife upsidedown
In a see through night gown

by Guest Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:54 pm

Guess what I saw
As i opened the door
My wife upsidedown
In a see through night gown
Watching Geordie shore

by President Trump Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:55 pm

by nadeem2099 Thu 23 Aug 2012, 1:09 pm

Last night I saw Pamela Anderson

by Guest Thu 23 Aug 2012, 1:48 pm

Last night I saw Pamela Anderson
Holding Aldi up with a fat panda's gun

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 23 Aug 2012, 2:19 pm

Last night I saw Pamela Anderson
Holding Aldi up with a fat panda's gun
The years had not been kind

by President Trump Thu 23 Aug 2012, 2:33 pm

Last night I saw Pamela Anderson
Holding Aldi up with a fat panda's gun
The years had not been kind
She was out of her mind

by nadeem2099 Thu 23 Aug 2012, 2:58 pm

Last night I saw Pamela Anderson
Holding Aldi up with a fat panda's gun
The years had not been kind
She was out of her mind
After taking it from behind

by Guest Thu 23 Aug 2012, 2:58 pm

Last night I saw Pamela Anderson
Holding Aldi up with a fat panda's gun
The years had not been kind
She was out of her mind
Throwing javelins like Tessa Sanderson

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 23 Aug 2012, 3:16 pm

I was shocked when my tummy banana

by President Trump Thu 23 Aug 2012, 3:18 pm

I was shocked when my tummy banana
Got hard whilst looking at my nana

by Guest Thu 23 Aug 2012, 3:23 pm

I was shocked when my tummy banana
Got hard whilst looking at my nana
You really need help!

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 23 Aug 2012, 3:31 pm

I was shocked when my tummy banana
Got hard whilst looking at my nana
You really need help!
So she wrapped it in kelp

by President Trump Thu 23 Aug 2012, 3:36 pm

I was shocked when my tummy banana
Got hard whilst looking at my nana
You really need help!
So she wrapped it in kelp
And tried to feed it to her pet Iguana

by Guest Thu 23 Aug 2012, 3:38 pm

by President Trump Thu 23 Aug 2012, 4:09 pm

The condom had ripped in half

by Guest Thu 23 Aug 2012, 4:10 pm

The condom had ripped in half
I complained to a member of staff

by **Kenny** Thu 23 Aug 2012, 4:19 pm

The condom had ripped in half
I complained to a member of staff
He said "Well just try crossing your legs "

by President Trump Thu 23 Aug 2012, 4:20 pm

The condom had ripped in half
I complained to a member of staff
He said "Well just try crossing your legs "
and using clothes pegs

by **Kenny** Thu 23 Aug 2012, 4:22 pm

The condom had ripped in half
I complained to a member of staff
He said "Well just try crossing your legs "
and using clothes pegs
Or try oral and try not to barf

by President Trump Thu 23 Aug 2012, 4:23 pm

by **Kenny** Thu 23 Aug 2012, 4:27 pm

When gargling remember to spit

by Guest Thu 23 Aug 2012, 4:30 pm

When gargling remember to spit
This is getting too rude, that is it!

by **Kenny** Thu 23 Aug 2012, 4:35 pm

When gargling remember to spit
This is getting too rude, that is it!
What talking toothpaste and mouth wash ?

by President Trump Thu 23 Aug 2012, 4:39 pm

When gargling remember to spit
This is getting too rude, that is it!
What talking toothpaste and mouth wash ?
and not willys and gash

by **Kenny** Thu 23 Aug 2012, 4:43 pm

When gargling remember to spit
This is getting too rude, that is it!
What talking toothpaste and mouth wash ?
and not willys and gash
But on our past record your right i admit

by President Trump Thu 23 Aug 2012, 4:51 pm

We all hang our heads in shame

by Guest Thu 23 Aug 2012, 4:55 pm

We all hang our heads in shame
Well then lets try our hardest to change

by **Kenny** Thu 23 Aug 2012, 4:58 pm

We all hang our heads in shame
Well then lets try our hardest to change
I'm in i will no longer be crude

by **Galted** Thu 23 Aug 2012, 4:59 pm

We all hang our heads in shame
Well then lets try our hardest to change
I'm in i will no longer be crude
f*** you all I'll be rude

by Guest Thu 23 Aug 2012, 5:01 pm

We all hang our heads in shame
Well then lets try our hardest to change
I'm in i will no longer be crude
f*** you all I'll be rude
Well at least we have someone to blame

by **Kenny** Thu 23 Aug 2012, 5:02 pm

by **Kenny** Thu 23 Aug 2012, 5:03 pm

Galted just couldn't be tamed

by **Galted** Thu 23 Aug 2012, 5:13 pm

Galted just couldn't be tamed
though if my mum saw these she'd be ashamed

by President Trump Thu 23 Aug 2012, 5:14 pm

Galted just couldn't be tamed
though if my mum saw these she'd be ashamed
She would smack his backside

by **Galted** Thu 23 Aug 2012, 5:16 pm

Galted just couldn't be tamed
though if my mum saw these she'd be ashamed
She would smack his backside
til he hollered & cried

by **Kenny** Thu 23 Aug 2012, 5:18 pm

Galted just couldn't be tamed
though if my mum saw these she'd be ashamed
She would smack his backside
til he hollered & cried
Now that image i'd really like framed Wink

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