The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Tue Oct 08, 2013 12:40 pm

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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

Ferrell is a big fan of Gore-Tex
And has a quite large frontal cortex
It's in his cerebral hemisphere
I wish he'd just disappear
By the way, I really want more sex

by **Kenny** Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:00 pm

Will Dierdre welcome him back ?

by JubbaIsle Fri Feb 28, 2014 11:20 pm

Will Dierdre welcome him back ?
If his foreskin is primarily slack,

by **Pal Joey** Fri Feb 28, 2014 11:25 pm

Will Dierdre welcome him back ?
If his foreskin is primarily slack,
Or his nuts lack a visible sheen

by Guest Sat Mar 01, 2014 12:20 am

Will Dierdre welcome him back ?
If his foreskin is primarily slack,
Or his nuts lack a visible sheen
Can we not keep it clean?

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat Mar 01, 2014 1:25 pm

Will Dierdre welcome him back ?
If his foreskin is primarily slack,
Or his nuts lack a visible sheen
Can we not keep it clean?
Yes, if he washes his kn0b and his sac.

by **Pal Joey** Sat Mar 01, 2014 1:27 pm

I didn't know knob gets filtered

by JubbaIsle Sat Mar 01, 2014 3:36 pm

I didn't know knob gets filtered,
or separated, layered and quilted.

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat Mar 01, 2014 3:56 pm

I didn't know knob gets filtered,
or separated, layered and quilted
It may not, I was cautious.

by **Pal Joey** Sun Mar 02, 2014 6:53 am

I didn't know knob gets filtered,
or separated, layered and quilted
It may not, I was cautious.
and they never can force us

by **Kenny** Mon Mar 03, 2014 3:39 pm

I didn't know knob gets filtered,
or separated, layered and quilted
It may not, I was cautious.
and they never can force us
to go commando like a true Scotsman when kilted

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Mar 03, 2014 6:16 pm

by JubbaIsle Mon Mar 03, 2014 6:28 pm

A shag in a cab is a drag,

by **Kenny** Mon Mar 03, 2014 11:11 pm

A shag in a cab is a drag,
Especially with a pi$$ed up wag

by **Pal Joey** Mon Mar 03, 2014 11:43 pm

A shag in a cab is a drag,
Especially with a pi$$ed up wag
or when the cabby slams on the breaks

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Mar 04, 2014 11:05 am

A shag in a cab is a drag,
Especially with a pi$$ed up wag
or when the cabby slams on the breaks
interrupting the orgasm she fakes

by **Pal Joey** Tue Mar 04, 2014 11:36 am

A shag in a cab is a drag,
Especially with a pi$$ed up wag
or when the cabby slams on the breaks
interrupting the orgasm she fakes
and your jism drenches her fag

by Guest Tue Mar 04, 2014 6:16 pm

by **Kenny** Thu Mar 06, 2014 3:37 pm

I'm gonna make you squeal like a little pig

by JubbaIsle Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:42 pm

I'm gonna make you squeal like a little pig,
Said the mouse with a dick so big,

by **Galted** Fri Mar 07, 2014 12:10 pm

I'm gonna make you squeal like a little pig,
Said the mouse with a dick so big
that it frightened off cats

by **Pal Joey** Fri Mar 07, 2014 12:23 pm

I'm gonna make you squeal like a little pig,
Said the mouse with a dick so big
that it frightened off cats
but attracted blind bats

by **Galted** Fri Mar 07, 2014 12:33 pm

I'm gonna make you squeal like a little pig,
Said the mouse with a dick so big
that it frightened off cats
but attracted blind bats
and was so stiff that he used it to dig

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Mar 07, 2014 1:43 pm

My first car was a red Morris Minor

by **Galted** Fri Mar 07, 2014 1:49 pm

My first car was a red Morris Minor
it stunk like your granny's...... eyeliner

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Mar 07, 2014 1:52 pm

My first car was a red Morris Minor
it stunk like your granny's...... eyeliner
That didn't need all the dots

by **Galted** Fri Mar 07, 2014 2:02 pm

My first car was a red Morris Minor
it stunk like your granny's...... eyeliner
That didn't need all the dots
just like Brits don't need Scots

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Mar 07, 2014 2:04 pm

My first car was a red Morris Minor
it stunk like your granny's...... eyeliner
That didn't need all the dots
just like Brits don't need Scots
The last one I met smelt of vagina.

by **Galted** Fri Mar 07, 2014 2:15 pm

Tino could just not resist

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Mar 07, 2014 2:18 pm

Tino could just not resist
I'm as predictable as Oskar's list

by **Galted** Fri Mar 07, 2014 2:29 pm

Tino could just not resist
I'm as predictable as Oskar's list
now try rhyming "pompous"

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Mar 07, 2014 2:33 pm

Tino could just not resist
I'm as predictable as Oskar's list
now try rhyming "pompous"
I can't, I'm suffering with a bronchus

by **Galted** Fri Mar 07, 2014 2:39 pm

Tino could just not resist
I'm as predictable as Oskar's list
now try rhyming "pompous"
I can't, I'm suffering with a bronchus
I'd ask michaels but he's already p1ssed

by **Kenny** Sat Mar 08, 2014 3:37 pm

My fist somehow got stuck

by Guest Sat Mar 08, 2014 3:57 pm

My fist somehow got stuck
On release it was covered in muck

by **Pal Joey** Sat Mar 08, 2014 4:35 pm

My fist somehow got stuck
On release it was covered in muck
So the knock on the door

by **Kenny** Sat Mar 08, 2014 5:00 pm

My fist somehow got stuck
On release it was covered in muck
So the knock on the door
made me sh!t on the floor

by Guest Sat Mar 08, 2014 5:06 pm

My fist somehow got stuck
On release it was covered in muck
So the knock on the door
made me sh!t on the floor
Won't complain cos I dont give a f*ck!

by **Kenny** Sat Mar 08, 2014 11:56 pm

by The Fourth Lion Sun Mar 16, 2014 9:46 pm

There was a young man from Peru
Whose Limericks stopped at line two.

by JubbaIsle Mon Mar 17, 2014 12:24 am

There was a young man from Peru
Whose Limericks stopped at line two.
Then carried on at line three,
Because ap-par-ent-ily
He'd moved east to warm Timbuktoo.

by JubbaIsle Mon Mar 17, 2014 12:24 am

I've always walked in this way,

by **Pal Joey** Mon Mar 17, 2014 7:03 am

I've always walked in this way,
Like a giraffe skating on hay,

by Guest Sat Apr 05, 2014 6:54 pm

I've always walked in this way,
Like a giraffe skating on hay,
Sometimes I just glide

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat Apr 05, 2014 8:31 pm

I've always walked in this way,
Like a giraffe skating on hay,
Sometimes I just glide
But I just can't decide

by Guest Sat Apr 05, 2014 8:33 pm

I've always walked in this way,
Like a giraffe skating on hay,
Sometimes I just glide
But I just can't decide
If I walk like a hetro or gay!

by Shot 21 LCFC Sun Apr 06, 2014 2:53 pm

Leicester City are Premier League!

by Guest Sun Apr 06, 2014 3:03 pm

Leicester City are Premier League!
For one season or more? we will see

by Shot 21 LCFC Sun Apr 06, 2014 3:06 pm

Leicester City are Premier League!
For one season or more? we will see
I hope its forever

by Guest Sun Apr 06, 2014 3:40 pm

Leicester City are Premier League!
For one season or more? we will see
I hope its forever
Eternity? never!

by **Pal Joey** Sun Apr 06, 2014 4:46 pm

Leicester City are Premier League!
For one season or more? we will see
I hope its forever
Eternity? never!
Get ready for a Midlands blitzkrieg!

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