The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 25 Jul 2014, 2:50 pm

First topic message reminder :

Story of my life Tino (though not if you ask Mrs Daggles)

by **seanmichaels** Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:11 am

Rowley wrote:Morning All. Or evening if you're in Australia, or whatever time it is, I genuinely don't care and am certainly not going to look it up.

Apathy is not cool.

by Rowley Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:12 am

And appearing cool is a major concern of mine Sean.

by Guest Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:22 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:Morning All. Or evening if you're in Australia, or whatever time it is, I genuinely don't care and am certainly not going to look it up.

Apathy is not cool.

Isn't it? I wouldn't know...probably!

by **seanmichaels** Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:33 am

Got an unexpected letter from HMRC yesterday. Owed £831 apparently!

by Guest Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:42 am

When you think of all the money your drinking has put into the public coffers they should be sending you a cheque and personal letter of thanks.

My advise would be to roll the demand into a tight tube, stick it up your hole, take it back out then return to sender signed "not known at this address"

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:29 am

Wonder if the thread split is up for grabs today?

by **Union Cane** Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:39 am

Stick one of your quizzes up Richard, that should zoom us along to 990 and beyond...

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:43 am

I will do one this afternoon UC, as not got time to reply quick enough this morn...

Friday afternoons are a different story though

by **Union Cane** Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:45 am

I shall wate with baited breath...

by **seanmichaels** Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:48 am

Name 3 England captains who have played for Scunthorpe FC.

by **Union Cane** Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:50 am

Keegan, Clemence and Botham.

by **Union Cane** Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:54 am

Who played in goal behind Bobby Moore on Moore's last international appearance?

by **seanmichaels** Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:00 am

Union Cane wrote:Keegan, Clemence and Botham.

bollox. too easy.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:01 am

Union Cane wrote:Who played in goal behind Bobby Moore on Moore's last international appearance?

I'd hazard a guess that it was Shilts?

by **Union Cane** Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:02 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Who played in goal behind Bobby Moore on Moore's last international appearance?

I'd hazard a guess that it was Shilts?

Nope...

by **seanmichaels** Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:03 am

Union Cane wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Who played in goal behind Bobby Moore on Moore's last international appearance?

I'd hazard a guess that it was Shilts?

Nope...

Oh FFS. Sylvester Stallone?

by **Union Cane** Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:30 am

Correct!

by **superflyweight** Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:44 pm

Bike saddle soaked in sweat. It was delicious.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:51 pm

superflyweight wrote:Bike saddle soaked in sweat. It was delicious.

Slug trail..... It was probably her blokes jizz weeping out on the ride in to work.

by **superflyweight** Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:56 pm

Perhaps - can you please confirm what jizz tastes like?

by **seanmichaels** Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:57 pm

superflyweight wrote:Perhaps - can you please confirm what jizz tastes like?

You'll have to ask Shah I'm afraid.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 15 Aug 2014, 1:01 pm

sean wrote:You'll have to ask Shah I'm afraid.

Was he the one that used to Feltch you?

by **seanmichaels** Fri 15 Aug 2014, 1:07 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
sean wrote:You'll have to ask Rick I'm afraid.

Horlicks

by **Union Cane** Fri 15 Aug 2014, 1:11 pm

jerk chicken pattie
little egg things
some crisps

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 15 Aug 2014, 1:12 pm

Thats put that to bed then...

Wiltshire ham and Picalilli Baguette, and a Blue Cheese and Broccoli Soup, which had no cheese in it.

by **Union Cane** Fri 15 Aug 2014, 1:14 pm

I say 'some' crisps, that is probably being a bit generous. Walkers multipack, they only put about 5 crisps in each packet.

F*cking scandalous.

by **superflyweight** Fri 15 Aug 2014, 1:23 pm

Union Cane wrote:jerk chicken pattie
little egg things
some crisps

Might they have been eggs?

by **superflyweight** Fri 15 Aug 2014, 1:23 pm

Cockfosters

by Rowley Fri 15 Aug 2014, 1:35 pm

Jacket Potato with Chicken Tikka filling. Absolutely lovely.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 15 Aug 2014, 1:36 pm

super wrote:Might they have been eggs?

Maybe they are the product of that which occurs when you jerk a chicken?

by **Union Cane** Fri 15 Aug 2014, 1:37 pm

They were like little scotch eggs but it was scrambled egg in the middle instead of an egg, not sure what they are really called and I'm not going to rifle through my bin to find out.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 15 Aug 2014, 1:40 pm

Rowley wrote:Jacket Potato with Chicken Tikka filling. Absolutely lovely.

That's a bit posh Rowls!

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 15 Aug 2014, 1:58 pm

Skittling India again by the look of it.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 15 Aug 2014, 2:04 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Skittling India again by the look of it.

Easy. They don't fancy it. Old man and opening bowler there today. sent me a pic of their pints at 10.30am.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 15 Aug 2014, 2:09 pm

sean wrote:Easy. They don't fancy it. Old man and opening bowler there today. sent me a pic of their pints at 10.30am.

They will be watching the England openers by tea

by **Union Cane** Fri 15 Aug 2014, 2:10 pm

Where's this quiz?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 15 Aug 2014, 2:12 pm

Do you want a quick Palindromes quiz?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 15 Aug 2014, 2:13 pm

OK all are Palindromes
First 5...

1 Having a smooth flat surface? - level(union)
2 A Norwegian 80's pop group - AhA(union)
3 A Small Horticultural machine - rotavator (no one you bunch of eejits)
4 A Woman who manages a brothel - MadaM (union)
5 Of or relating to a City - civic(union)

by **Union Cane** Fri 15 Aug 2014, 2:16 pm

1. LEVEL
2. ABBA - Norwegian? Swedish?
3.
4. MADAM
5.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 15 Aug 2014, 2:17 pm

2 is wrong Union

by **Union Cane** Fri 15 Aug 2014, 2:18 pm

rick_dagless wrote:2 is wrong Union

aha

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