The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Too early I think, story of my life as TSMR will testify.

Union Cane wrote:Quiescent on here this afternoon.

I'm acquiescent to that.

Started feeding the cat Encore instead of Felix. She devours it and pretty much anything else that gets in her way. Bit worried about having our evening punch-up, the cuts are bad enough without the new level of savagery.

Fist, though unfortunately I have nothing interesting, erudite, or witty to say, so therefore have squandered this opportunity.

Morning...

Sicond. Equally devoid of quality this morning. Have another coaching session this evening with a second kid, must say his mom is a stunner.

Morning Rick

Thora Hird.

Verdict and sentence predictions?

Morning Raf, can't beat a good old MILF to make the sessions go by quicker(and to detract from the yewtree aspect of coaching kids of course)

I have a series of meetings, mainly with old, fat, sweaty men, who will be lying badly, so all standard stuff.

Union wrote:Verdict and sentence predictions?

Manslaughter, 5 year suspended...

rick_dagless wrote:

Union wrote:Verdict and sentence predictions?

Manslaughter, 5 year suspended...

Probably gonna only get the verdict tomorrow. Going with guilty in all lesser charges. Possibly Culpable homicide
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Raf wrote:Possibly Culpable homicide

Was thinking that, but i am reckoning a downgrade, what's the public feeling over there Raf?

I'll go for common-law murder, 20 years.

Will keep an eye on what M'Lady rules. I'll go 5-7 years.

The day labourer's leg came through my ceiling this afternoon. No big deal. On the positive side ~ they did a bit of a clean up inside the room under the damaged part so the place hasn't looked better in ages.

Shall we run a book, winner gets the next thread split, if Jeff's ego allows it of course...

Tino's absence yesterday can now be explained. He was Richard 'Jaws' Kiel.

If only we'd given him more wires to chew on he might still be with us. I admit I feel a little guilty about that.

His bite was worse than his bark.

I heard he'd eat four trees before breakfast... but leave the tap root and sap quite often.

They're gonna need a bigger coffin.

rick_dagless wrote:

Raf wrote:Possibly Culpable homicide

Was thinking that, but i am reckoning a downgrade, what's the public feeling over there Raf?

It's pretty split. My girlfriend thinks Murder, 20. I don't know hey. I think everyone has conceded his guilty, but there are a few mitigating circumstances.

Personally I don't think it matters, he'll be found guilty, but national legislature states that if a prisoners medical condition becomes too heavy for the state financially, they get pardoned. With good behaviour, I expect around two years then pardon. I'm not a legal expert though.

rick_dagless wrote:Or this

Bear ass.

Just worked that one out.

Union wrote:Just worked that one out.

There are no flies on you Union...

Will he get bummed senseless in prison or will his celeb status means he is afforded solitary in a safe place? Heard saffa prisons are pretty brutal.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Tino's absence yesterday can now be explained. He was Richard 'Jaws' Kiel.

I'm not.

Just back from the school run, I would rather take my chances in Byron Bay. MILF Central though. Seany would love it.

Aye, saw one of my favourites at the club last night. Filthy in a mumsy sort of way.

Heard Mark Bosnich on radio this morning. He advised tourists to stick to swimming pools. Refreshing honesty.....

Perfect day on the east coast today. Touch of summer about it.

Just watching Tasman v Taranaki. The Makos lead 24-18. Controversial try.

Perfect day in the Midlands today. Touch of late summer about it.

Just watching State v Pistorius. The Accused leads 24-18. Controversial verdict?

JuliusHMarx wrote:Perfect day in the Midlands today. Touch of late summer about it.

Just watching State v Pistorius. The Accused leads 24-18. Controversial verdict?

I'm getting confused. Thought you were Canada?

seanmichaels wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Perfect day in the Midlands today. Touch of late summer about it.

Just watching State v Pistorius. The Accused leads 24-18. Controversial verdict?

I'm getting confused. Thought you were Canada?

I was - about 40 years ago.

The Loaded Dog wrote:

Just watching Tasman v Taranaki. The Makos lead 24-18. Controversial try.

Have you been watching the Rugby Championship, LD? Dramatic win for your boys last weekend. McKenzie looks like he is starting to get something happening for Oz.

I am really looking forward to NZ v SA this Saturday. Should be brutal.

I don't think the standard of rugger has been as good as recent years but it may get better as the tournament progresses.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Perfect day in the Midlands today. Touch of late summer about it.

Just watching State v Pistorius. The Accused leads 24-18. Controversial verdict?

I'm getting confused. Thought you were Canada?

I was - about 40 years ago.

Glad to hear you got over the weight problem.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:

Just watching Tasman v Taranaki. The Makos lead 24-18. Controversial try.

Have you been watching the Rugby Championship, LD?  Dramatic win for your boys last weekend.  McKenzie looks like he is starting to get something happening for Oz.

I am really looking forward to NZ v SA this Saturday.  Should be brutal.

I don't think the standard of rugger has been as good as recent years but it may get better as the tournament progresses.  

Yes I have, Tino.

I actually couldn't bear to watch that match... there were other more thrilling games on. Couldn't believe they won in the end.
The worry is now that they may get complacent but they should give Argentina a jolly good belting if the weather is fine in SEQ.

So it isn't dolus eventualis.

He could get away with this.

Not guilty of Murder... Awaiting Culpable verdict.

blatantly did it.

Can't escape Culpable, surely? State didn't prove murder as per law unfortunately. Judge had no choice.

As expected...

5-10 with 2 already served, be out in 2...

rick_dagless wrote:As expected...

5-10 with 2 already served, be out in 2...

months?

He'll walk get away scott free

seanmichaels wrote:He'll walk  get away scott free

This time next week all Scots could be free.

seanmichaels wrote:He'll walk  get away scott free

That's what happens when you can stump up enough cash for a decent lawyer.

Stump, lol.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:He'll walk  get away scott free

This time next week all Scots could be free.

Aye - we're a truly oppressed people. I'm allowed only 2 hours of internet access per day and that's only if I shovel enough of the local baron's sh1t.

No sign of Judge returning... an unexpected, unexplained delay in proceedings.

Has anyone checked the bathroom...???

Has anyone made the hasn't got a leg to stand on joke yet?

Sorry about all the oppression and stuff super...

rick wrote:Has anyone made the hasn't got a leg to stand on joke yet?

Not yet.

The floor is yours...

Union Cane wrote:

rick wrote:Has anyone made the hasn't got a leg to stand on joke yet?

Not yet.

The floor is yours...

While you're at it rick make the one about him getting legless tonight if he gets off.

Union wrote:The floor is yours...

Cheers.

To be honest, regarding culpable homicide, I don't think he has a leg to stand on...

I think if he gets off he will be legless tonight...

I haven't followed the case closely enough to make an informed decision as to the verdict.

rick_dagless wrote:

Union wrote:The floor is yours...

Cheers.

To be honest, regarding culpable homicide, I don't think he has a leg to stand on...

I think if he gets off he will be legless tonight...

I agree, the evidence is irrefutable really.

Jules wrote:While you're at it rick make the one about him getting legless tonight if he gets off.

Sorted Jules...

rick_dagless wrote:

Jules wrote:While you're at it rick make the one about him getting legless tonight if he gets off.

Sorted Jules...

Is all this trial business like watching porn for you, Rick?

Same question to you, Superfly.