The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **Union Cane** Mon 23 Mar 2015, 2:01 pm

First topic message reminder :

Rowley wrote:Got about 15 films for less than 40 quid so thought if I only like half of them it represents decent value. Unfortunately N by NW is not one of them, which is a pity as I have seen that and enjoyed it

Does it include that one with the birds, I forget what it is called.

by Guest Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:51 pm

I bet ~~sean's bumhole~~ sperm banks don't know much about the letter Q as Tina does

by Rowley Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:53 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:TSMR's granddad told me the other day CJ has the highest IQ in the UK. I do not know the truths of this or where he heard this, to be honest as it made a welcome change from the racism that is his normal topic of conversation I was happy to accept it unchallenged.

I'd be confident I know more about Steve Backshall and the German offensives of early 1918 than CJ does.

I would back myself on black heavyweights from the early 20th century against any of them, and the topic does come up quite frequently on the show.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:57 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Exactly Jeff, we need that sharp mind of your to protect us against Shah and the boys/girls/toddlers

I once intimidated a guy into helping me with my coursework just by sitting next to him...He got 6 As 3 for me and 3 for him. I'd be good for the team plus it would be a good platform for me to get my libertarian views across.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:57 pm

I think we have basically shown that CJ is a c*nt and doesn't really know much about anything.

by Rowley Tue 24 Mar 2015, 1:00 pm

Kevin carries the lot of them.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 24 Mar 2015, 1:05 pm

http://www.demooi.co.uk/index.html

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 24 Mar 2015, 1:06 pm

Shah wrote:get my libertarian views across.

looks like the right demographic if Jeffers in laws are anything to go by mate...

by **seanmichaels** Tue 24 Mar 2015, 1:08 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:http://www.demooi.co.uk/index.html

He is off the c*ntometer

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 24 Mar 2015, 1:09 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:http://www.demooi.co.uk/index.html

He is off the c*ntometer

He looks like Matthew McConaughey in Dallas Buyers Club.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 24 Mar 2015, 1:09 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Has anybody ever noticed that a capital Q looks like a little balloon floating away?

Or a sperm with a shortened tail and more rounded head?

Q? Aye.

by Rowley Tue 24 Mar 2015, 1:11 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:http://www.demooi.co.uk/index.html

Wow, he does a lot of good work for charidee it would appear, but not enough to shake my view of him as a complete bell end.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 24 Mar 2015, 1:12 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Has anybody ever noticed that a capital Q looks like a little balloon floating away?

Or a sperm with a shortened tail and more rounded head?

Q? Aye.

lol

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 24 Mar 2015, 1:12 pm

Seems we are in agreement here lads. What a c*ntface

by Rowley Tue 24 Mar 2015, 1:12 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
Shah wrote:get my libertarian views across.

looks like the right demographic if Jeffers in laws are anything to go by mate...

TSMR's granddad would almost certainly not like Shah, sorry Shah, I personally find you perfectly tolerable company.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 24 Mar 2015, 1:13 pm

Rowley wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
Shah wrote:get my libertarian views across.

looks like the right demographic if Jeffers in laws are anything to go by mate...

TSMR's granddad would almost certainly not like Shah, sorry Shah, I personally find you perfectly tolerable company.

I misread the original post and saw the word librarian. I had visions of fingering Shah. Most disturbing.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 24 Mar 2015, 1:15 pm

Rowley wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
Shah wrote:get my libertarian views across.

looks like the right demographic if Jeffers in laws are anything to go by mate...

TSMR's granddad would almost certainly not like Shah, sorry Shah, I personally find you perfectly tolerable company.

That's alright Jeff TBSHC's Grandad doesn't like me either. He is a retired judge.

by Rowley Tue 24 Mar 2015, 1:17 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:

That's alright Jeff TBSHC's Grandad doesn't like me either. He is a retired judge.

Is he Arlene Phillips? (one for you Tina)

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 24 Mar 2015, 1:19 pm

Rowley wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:

That's alright Jeff TBSHC's Grandad doesn't like me either. He is a retired judge.

Is he Arlene Phillips? (one for you Tina)

Beautiful stuff.

Although I am now having visions of fingering her.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 24 Mar 2015, 1:20 pm

Rowley wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:

That's alright Jeff TBSHC's Grandad doesn't like me either. He is a retired judge.

Is he Arlene Phillips? (one for you Tina)

No he'd be less of a c*nt if he was.

by Guest Tue 24 Mar 2015, 1:21 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Exactly Jeff, we need that sharp mind of your to protect us against Shah and the boys/girls/toddlers

I once intimidated a guy into helping me with my coursework just by threatening to set fire to him...He got 6 As 3 for me and 3 for him. I'd be good for the team plus it would be a good platform for me to get my libertarian views across which basically consist of threatening to set fire to people as well as occasionally setting fire to people or during my downtime, watching video footage of people being set fire to.

by Guest Tue 24 Mar 2015, 1:22 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:

That's alright Jeff TBSHC's Grandad doesn't like me either. He is a retired judge.

Is he Arlene Phillips? (one for you Tina)

Beautiful stuff.

Although I am now having visions of fingering her.

I'm now waiting for a post from Sean where he recounts the time her DID finger her...GOSPEL

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 24 Mar 2015, 1:23 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:

That's alright Jeff TBSHC's Grandad doesn't like me either. He is a retired judge.

Is he Arlene Phillips? (one for you Tina)

Beautiful stuff.

Although I am now having visions of fingering her.
I'm now waiting for a post from Sean where he recounts the time her DID finger her...GOSPEL

lol

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 24 Mar 2015, 1:23 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Exactly Jeff, we need that sharp mind of your to protect us against Shah and the boys/girls/toddlers

I once intimidated a guy into helping me with my coursework just by threatening to set fire to him...He got 6 As 3 for me and 3 for him. I'd be good for the team plus it would be a good platform for me to get my libertarian views across which basically consist of threatening to set fire to people as well as occasionally setting fire to people or during my downtime, watching video footage of people being set fire to.

Dave your envy is getting troublesome now.Just put your knife away and pick up the fuel can. Don't wistfully watch my work when you could be out there doing it yourself

by Guest Tue 24 Mar 2015, 1:25 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Exactly Jeff, we need that sharp mind of your to protect us against Shah and the boys/girls/toddlers

I once intimidated a guy into helping me with my coursework just by threatening to set fire to him...He got 6 As 3 for me and 3 for him. I'd be good for the team plus it would be a good platform for me to get my libertarian views across which basically consist of threatening to set fire to people as well as occasionally setting fire to people or during my downtime, watching video footage of people being set fire to.

Dave your envy is getting troublesome now.Just put your knife away and pick up the fuel can. Don't wistfully watch my work when you could be out there doing it yourself

Wouldn't want to steal your thunder and, to be honest, am quite happy for my exploits to go undetected

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 24 Mar 2015, 1:27 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:

That's alright Jeff TBSHC's Grandad doesn't like me either. He is a retired judge.

Is he Arlene Phillips? (one for you Tina)

Beautiful stuff.

Although I am now having visions of fingering her.
I'm now waiting for a post from Sean where he recounts the time her DID finger her...GOSPEL

lol

Heard a new acronym from some kids in the i.tt support team and thought of Jeff.

SALTS. Smiled a little then stopped.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 24 Mar 2015, 1:41 pm

Right. Need to start making jokes about seans arse again

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 24 Mar 2015, 2:50 pm

Michaelsed the thread..

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 24 Mar 2015, 2:51 pm

How's the world of corporate law, RiCK?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 24 Mar 2015, 2:55 pm

Lawish Tino, how is the how is the cut and thrust of high end investing?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 24 Mar 2015, 2:59 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Lawish Tino, how is the how is the cut and thrust of high end investing?

Sh*t. I'm thinking of leaving and going back to University. Mature student.

I'm hoping it has the Michaels effect of getting fit, young female students to touch me, sexually. But I mean actually touch me, not just pretend.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 24 Mar 2015, 3:11 pm

Nice badge Tino.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 24 Mar 2015, 3:12 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Nice badge Tino.

Yeah, Adam. He's a funny man.

LOL.

by Rowley Tue 24 Mar 2015, 3:35 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Lawish Tino, how is the how is the cut and thrust of high end investing?

Sh*t. I'm thinking of leaving and going back to University. Mature student.

I'm hoping it has the Michaels effect of getting fit, young female students to touch me, sexually. But I mean actually touch me, not just pretend.

I went to Uni as a mature student, I can assure you it doesn't. It does not even get you close enough to get close and make the rest of it up.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 24 Mar 2015, 3:37 pm

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Lawish Tino, how is the how is the cut and thrust of high end investing?

Sh*t. I'm thinking of leaving and going back to University. Mature student.

I'm hoping it has the Michaels effect of getting fit, young female students to touch me, sexually. But I mean actually touch me, not just pretend.

I went to Uni as a mature student, I can assure you it doesn't. It does not even get you close enough to get close and make the rest of it up.

Bloody hell, Jeff. Talk about sh*tting on my dreams.

by Rowley Tue 24 Mar 2015, 3:43 pm

Sorry Tina, I considered it an act of love. Did not want you spunking the nine grand a year tuition fees up the wall based on false expectations.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 24 Mar 2015, 3:46 pm

Rowley wrote:Sorry Tina, I considered it an act of love. Did not want you spunking the nine grand a year tuition fees up the wall based on false expectations.

Fair enough. I'd only decided this afternoon so wasn't that far down the process.

Might as well stay here then.

Thanks for that.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 24 Mar 2015, 4:03 pm

I was more attractive to the mature seperated woman.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 24 Mar 2015, 4:05 pm

seanmichaels wrote:I was more attractive to the mature seperated woman.

Is Jurgen Klopp attractive to anyone?

by Rowley Tue 24 Mar 2015, 4:07 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I was more attractive to the mature seperated woman.

Is Jurgen Klopp attractive to anyone?

Only if you chuck him in a Tech By Tumi.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 24 Mar 2015, 4:08 pm

seanmichaels wrote:I was more attractive to the mature seperated woman.

I can vouch for this guys. The dismembered women I sent to him didn't put in a single complaint.

by Guest Tue 24 Mar 2015, 4:11 pm

seanmichaels wrote:I was more attractive to the mature seperated woman.

Been there, done that GOSPEL "Oh your husband doesn't understand you or appreciate your needs? He's clearly a fool. Well, come see me and you can tell me all about it"

After they've left you think, "I'm not surprised you and you hubby are having difficulties, you're a deranged and needy b!tch but I'll not turn down the offer of a blow job m'dear"

GOSPEL

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 24 Mar 2015, 4:16 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I was more attractive to the mature seperated woman.

Been there, done that GOSPEL "Oh your husband doesn't understand you or appreciate your needs? He's clearly a fool. Well, come see me and you can tell me all about it"

After they've left you think, "I'm not surprised you and you hubby are having difficulties, you're a deranged and needy b!tch but I'll not turn down the offer of a blow job m'dear"

GOSPEL

The fact that they can recieve blowjobs might be causing their issues with their husbands

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 24 Mar 2015, 4:18 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I was more attractive to the mature seperated woman.

Been there, done that GOSPEL "Oh your husband doesn't understand you or appreciate your needs? He's clearly a fool. Well, come see me and you can tell me all about it"

After they've left you think, "I'm not surprised you and you hubby are having difficulties, you're a deranged and needy b!tch but I'll not turn down the offer of a blow job m'dear"

GOSPEL

Thought of you earlier, Dave. Firstly when THE GOO GOO DOLLS came on the radio, but primarily when I read that EAT THE TURNBUCKLE had been banned from playing. Hope you can get a refund on your tickets?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/death-metal-band-who-mutilate-5389993

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 24 Mar 2015, 4:19 pm

I think the Glasgow city council banned them for being too poncy.

by **superflyweight** Tue 24 Mar 2015, 4:29 pm

Yeah - what kind of middle class southern poofs have cheese graters? We eat our cheese in massive blocks.

by trottb Tue 24 Mar 2015, 11:05 pm

They appear to like WRASSLIN... that should be enough justification for anyone to ban them.

by **Union Cane** Wed 25 Mar 2015, 6:21 am

Fyst!

Fickin computers went down at work yesterday morning, had no internet email phone nothing all afternoon, got a shed load to catch up on today and UJ has had me up since 3 this morning the little sod.

Happy days.

by **Union Cane** Wed 25 Mar 2015, 6:23 am

"I'm Dhathphne Phlowler, and I whon Phithfteen to Whon, TWHICE!"

by **Union Cane** Wed 25 Mar 2015, 6:26 am

I got the split!

Yay!

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 25 Mar 2015, 8:11 am

Morning all.

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