The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Rowley wrote:Why yes, Alistair, upon reflection I do believe i have been somewhat ignorant and uneducated in my stance on JFK and it is possible there was more than one shooter.

Thanks.

It is all very course round these parts.

The soup was up to scratch, nice...

Ham salad sandwich. Wiltshire Ham from The Morrisons, which is extremely nice.

Rowley wrote:Ham salad sandwich. Wiltshire Ham from The Morrisons, which is extremely nice.

You're a man of leisure this week, aren't you?

Avocado and cheese sandwich on white. Bag of Marmite flavour crisps. Not entirely comfortable calling it Marmite flavour, but what flavouring is Marmite?

Hero wrote:Or a family size chocolate log if you're Katie Price.

Toblerone, ribbed for her pleasure.

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Avocado and cheese sandwich on white. Bag of Marmite flavour crisps. Not entirely comfortable calling it Marmite flavour, but what flavouring is Marmite?

Beef

No, another two weeks to do Tina. Am in London tomorrow. The great thing about being half way out of the door is I don't have to get the ridiculous train times to keep costs down. Try and put me on stupid times and I can just not bother going.

Rowley wrote:No, another two weeks to do Tina. Am in London tomorrow. The great thing about being half way out of the door is I don't have to get the ridiculous train times to keep costs down. Try and put me on stupid times and I can just not bother going.

Ah, I sit corrected then.

Good luck tomorrow. It is still as full of morons (not me, obviously) as the last time you came down.

First college day of this teaching course. So far the message I've got is that I will hate myself all year. Jokes on them, I'm traditionally English so self-loathing comes naturally.

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:First college day of this teaching course. So far the message I've got is that I will hate myself all year. Jokes on them, I'm traditionally English so self-loathing comes naturally.

Are you wearing a tanned jersey?

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:First college day of this teaching course. So far the message I've got is that I will hate myself all year. Jokes on them, I'm traditionally English so self-loathing comes naturally.

I'd be a teacher if I had my time again. Genuinely, I would.

Good luck to you, I wish I was doing it.

seanmichaels wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:First college day of this teaching course. So far the message I've got is that I will hate myself all year. Jokes on them, I'm traditionally English so self-loathing comes naturally.

Are you wearing a tanned jersey?

I was very close to wearing that today. Not quite cold enough.

What would your subject be Tina?

Rowley wrote:What would your subject be Tina?

History, probably.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:First college day of this teaching course. So far the message I've got is that I will hate myself all year. Jokes on them, I'm traditionally English so self-loathing comes naturally.

Are you wearing a tanned jersey?

I was very close to wearing that today.  Not quite cold enough.

Muggy today.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:What would your subject be Tina?

History, probably.

whose words translated to 'it is sweet and right to die for your country'?

No idea.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:What would your subject be Tina?

History, probably.

whose words translated to 'it is sweet and right to die for your country'?

Timmy Mallett?

If in some smothering dreams you too could pace
Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin;
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie; Dulce et Decorum est
Pro patria mori.

Wilfred Owen. Our history teacher used to start crying when he read that last line.

seanmichaels wrote:Wilfred Owen. Our history teacher used to start crying when he read that last line.

Ponce

Rowley wrote:No, another two weeks to do Tina. Am in London tomorrow. The great thing about being half way out of the door is I don't have to get the ridiculous train times to keep costs down. Try and put me on stupid times and I can just not bother going.

Good luck Jeff and remember to use the DLR where possible, it puts the "not so sh*t" into "travelling in London's not so sh*t if you can avoid using the bloody f*cking Underground".

If you're feeling a bit overwhelmed head to the Greenwich which is where northerners tend to gather. I think they're attracted to clipper ships, must be something reassuring from their childhoods.

Jeff wrote:Ponce

Even the teachers at that school were the g@ys

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:First college day of this teaching course. So far the message I've got is that I will hate myself all year. Jokes on them, I'm traditionally English so self-loathing comes naturally.

I'd be a teacher if I had my time again.  Genuinely, I would.  

Good luck to you, I wish I was doing it.

Private school I assume. You wouldn't last a second in an inner city comprehensive with your woolly woofter jumpers.

I would rather do any other job ever than be a teacher...

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:First college day of this teaching course. So far the message I've got is that I will hate myself all year. Jokes on them, I'm traditionally English so self-loathing comes naturally.

I'd be a teacher if I had my time again.  Genuinely, I would.  

Good luck to you, I wish I was doing it.

Private school I assume. You wouldn't last a second in an inner city comprehensive with your woolly woofter jumpers.

Not private school, no. I have no interest in buggering young boys.

one bloke from my year is housemaster at Wellington college, and another is housemaster at Marlborough college. Neither are bummers.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:First college day of this teaching course. So far the message I've got is that I will hate myself all year. Jokes on them, I'm traditionally English so self-loathing comes naturally.

I'd be a teacher if I had my time again.  Genuinely, I would.  

Good luck to you, I wish I was doing it.

Private school I assume. You wouldn't last a second in an inner city comprehensive with your woolly woofter jumpers.

Not private school, no. I have no interest in buggering young boys.

My science teacher got done for extra-curricular activities with young boys. He's in prison now.

While I'm relieved to have been one of the lucky ones who avoided any bum-butchering I can't help but wonder whether I just wasn't good enough.

Galted wrote:

My science teacher got done for extra-curricular activities with young boys.  He's in prison now.

While I'm relieved to have been one of the lucky ones who avoided any bum-butchering I can't help but wonder whether I just wasn't good enough.

Tea all over keyboard. Thanks.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:First college day of this teaching course. So far the message I've got is that I will hate myself all year. Jokes on them, I'm traditionally English so self-loathing comes naturally.

I'd be a teacher if I had my time again.  Genuinely, I would.  

Good luck to you, I wish I was doing it.

Private school I assume. You wouldn't last a second in an inner city comprehensive with your woolly woofter jumpers.

Not private school, no.  I have no interest in buggering young boys.

My science teacher got done for extra-curricular activities with young boys.  He's in prison now.

While I'm relieved to have been one of the lucky ones who avoided any bum-butchering I can't help but wonder whether I just wasn't good enough.

I have often thought that about the kids who went on Jim'll Fix it and did not get touched up, there is no helpline for those kids, who have to deal with the hurt of not being attractive to what appears to be a reasonably undemanding peado.

I wonder if they will set up a fund for those people as well?

Alistair wrote:I wonder if they will set up a fund for those people as well?

www.justgiving.co.uk/closebutnocigar

seanmichaels wrote:

Alistair wrote:I wonder if they will set up a fund for those people as well?

www.justgiving.co.uk/closebutnocigar

l*l

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:

My science teacher got done for extra-curricular activities with young boys.  He's in prison now.

While I'm relieved to have been one of the lucky ones who avoided any bum-butchering I can't help but wonder whether I just wasn't good enough.

Tea all over keyboard. Thanks.

Wasnt this an episode of "its always sunny in Phillidelphia"?

Still a good observation though!

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:First college day of this teaching course. So far the message I've got is that I will hate myself all year. Jokes on them, I'm traditionally English so self-loathing comes naturally.

I'd be a teacher if I had my time again.  Genuinely, I would.  

Good luck to you, I wish I was doing it.

Welcome to the top of my favourites list. Please take your seat on the throne and kick Sean as you pass his desperate corpse.

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:First college day of this teaching course. So far the message I've got is that I will hate myself all year. Jokes on them, I'm traditionally English so self-loathing comes naturally.

I'd be a teacher if I had my time again.  Genuinely, I would.  

Good luck to you, I wish I was doing it.

Welcome to the top of my favourites list. Please take your seat on the throne and kick Sean as you pass his desperate corpse.

Phase one complete for Tino.

Phase one of what?

Your plan to remove him from the Culture Cup?

Enter his favorites list, gradually gain his trust, wait till he's become a teacher, embark on an illicit affair with him and ruin his career by outing him to the press?

Alistair wrote:Your plan to remove him from the Culture Cup?

Enter his favorites list, gradually gain his trust, wait till he's become a teacher, embark on an illicit affair with him and ruin his career by outing him to the press?

He wants to bum me, not the other way round.

He is on record as wanted to bum me.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Alistair wrote:Your plan to remove him from the Culture Cup?

Enter his favorites list, gradually gain his trust, wait till he's become a teacher, embark on an illicit affair with him and ruin his career by outing him to the press?

He wants to bum me, not the other way round.

He is on record as wanted to bum me.

I assumed you were going to let him bum you?

I really don't understand this obsession some people have with getting to the top of others' favourite poster list. I'm sure Jeff can explain it though because he's an insightful (not to mention very witty) guy.

Thanks Jules (or should that be top three Jules), he is also shallow and insecure enough to fall for flattery.

Self-deprecating as well. Top bloke.

Rowley, do you have a beard?

Yes I do

Alistair wrote:Rowley, do you have a beard?

You idiot. It's pronounced 'Rowley', not 'Rowley'.

I'd imagine if Windows was a teacher the kids would have a field day.

'Sir you will not be giving me a detention, have you ever tried picking upyour teeth with a broken arm?'

Alistair wrote:Rowley, do you have a beard?

He once bleached it.