The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Guest Fri 06 Nov 2015, 12:22 pm

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The Loaded Dog wrote:I haven't seen Altar of Plagues but my dentist reckons they're OK.

It's disappointing on so many levels, LD.

by **superflyweight** Thu 19 Nov 2015, 12:38 pm

Good luck everyone - I'll be at the back making a nice cup of tea for everyone.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 19 Nov 2015, 12:41 pm

super wrote:I'll be at the back making a nice cup of tea for everyone.

Nice one, i've always wanted my own para...

Milk and none mate...

by **superflyweight** Thu 19 Nov 2015, 12:45 pm

I'm not paraplegic Rick.

None what? Tea? Isn't that just milk?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 19 Nov 2015, 1:02 pm

Milk no sugar...

Para(p)legal?

by Adam D Thu 19 Nov 2015, 1:12 pm

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Just chilling in the background.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 19 Nov 2015, 1:13 pm

I have already begun the mission. 8 cans of orangieboom and a bottle of tempranillo. We'll have to move quick though.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 19 Nov 2015, 1:15 pm

Adam D wrote:

Just chilling in the background.

l*l out loud.

I have lots of love for you, D-Unit.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 19 Nov 2015, 1:16 pm

I am on it at the moment

Law research:

by **seanmichaels** Thu 19 Nov 2015, 1:28 pm

rick_dagless wrote:I am on it at the moment

Law research:

what about rapid fire arms?

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by **seanmichaels** Thu 19 Nov 2015, 1:30 pm

oh ffs

by **seanmichaels** Thu 19 Nov 2015, 1:36 pm

I didn't realise Josh Homme was in Eagles of Death Metal albeit not playing on Friday

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 19 Nov 2015, 1:37 pm

And dont forget small arms

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by **seanmichaels** Thu 19 Nov 2015, 1:46 pm

by Guest Thu 19 Nov 2015, 2:30 pm

seanmichaels wrote:I didn't realise Josh Homme was in Eagles of Death Metal albeit not playing on Friday

FFS Sean, you are to the Culture Cup what Frankie Dettori is to Rugby Union

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 19 Nov 2015, 2:42 pm

I think we are in CC siesta time...

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 19 Nov 2015, 2:49 pm

I'm busy writing an algorithm.

I'm almost there.

ISIS? I sh*t em.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 19 Nov 2015, 2:54 pm

Excellent news for us, bad news for your digestive system Tino.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 19 Nov 2015, 3:03 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm busy writing an algorithm.

I'm almost there.

ISIS? I sh*t em.

That should have an apostrophe i.e. 'em

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 19 Nov 2015, 3:05 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm busy writing an algorithm.

I'm almost there.

ISIS? I sh*t em.

That should have an apostrophe i.e. 'em

You're right, Jules.

Everyone is taking their roles seriously which is very heartening.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 19 Nov 2015, 3:06 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm busy writing an algorithm.

I'm almost there.

ISIS? I sh*t em.

That should have an apostrophe i.e. 'em

You're right, Jules.

Everyone is taking their roles seriously which is very heartening.

It's the only way to defeat this evil.

by Guest Thu 19 Nov 2015, 3:06 pm

If we're going to be absolute sticklers, Jules, it should be "I sh!t them"

by Guest Thu 19 Nov 2015, 3:09 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm busy writing an algorithm.

I'm almost there.

ISIS? I sh*t em.

That should have an apostrophe i.e. 'em

You're right, Jules.

Everyone is taking their roles seriously which is very heartening.

It's the only way to defeat this evil.

Good, because I just killed a prostitute in my lunch break. Don't want people to think it was random or senseless murder...like all the others

by Adam D Thu 19 Nov 2015, 3:11 pm

by **seanmichaels** Thu 19 Nov 2015, 3:27 pm

i am on a conference call with a russian lady. i am imagining it is galtova. sounds sultry.....

'spedshit'

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 19 Nov 2015, 3:43 pm

seanmichaels wrote:i am on a conference call with a russian lady. i am imagining it is galtova. sounds sultry.....

'spedshit'

That would be funny if Galtova actually existed.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 19 Nov 2015, 3:51 pm

But he swam in her parents pool?

Talking of mail orders, who on this site is browsing 'Date Thai Sexy Women all the time'. It is almost permanently up there in the ad section these days. Probably the same bloke who's boiler is f*cked.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 19 Nov 2015, 3:58 pm

seanmichaels wrote:But he swam in her parents pool?

Yep, and your mate ate chips off a girls back whilst he was sh*gging her.

It's not me with the Thai brides by the way. My money is on Jules or Superfly.

I keep getting adverts for Sage online accounts and payroll or SAP.

by Guest Thu 19 Nov 2015, 4:20 pm

seanmichaels wrote:But he swam in her parents pool?

Talking of mail orders, who on this site is browsing 'Date Thai Sexy Women all the time'. It is almost permanently up there in the ad section these days. Probably the same bloke who's boiler is f*cked.

Why not watch X-Factor, oops I forgot, you already do...and have your pick of the four Filipino lasses...I say four, one of them has a terrifying gum to teeth ratio and I'd fear for my Hampton.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu 19 Nov 2015, 4:21 pm

The ads are targeted at the specific user based on history on that IP. Basically, you have been browsing Sexy Thai Women enough that the algorithm believes the ad would be suitable for you.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 19 Nov 2015, 4:25 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:The ads are targeted at the specific user based on history on that IP. Basically, you have been browsing Sexy Thai Women enough that the algorithm believes the ad would be suitable for you.

As I said, my money is on Jules or Superfly.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 19 Nov 2015, 4:27 pm

Dolphin you imbecile. We all know that but Sean didn't know that we knew. It was funny seeing him condemn himself each time he complained about the adverts.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 19 Nov 2015, 4:29 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:The ads are targeted at the specific user based on history on that IP. Basically, you have been browsing Sexy Thai Women enough that the algorithm believes the ad would be suitable for you.

As I said, my money is on Jules or Superfly.

Fine. Tino is the imbecile

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 19 Nov 2015, 4:29 pm

Yeah Dolphin, you imbecile. Everybody knew that.

Cut his head off, Shah.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 19 Nov 2015, 4:29 pm

Yeah!

Cut my head off, Shah.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 19 Nov 2015, 4:31 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Yeah!

Cut my head off, Shah.

It's impossible to cut soup.

by **superflyweight** Thu 19 Nov 2015, 4:31 pm

I've currently got an ad for Legal Week - whatever the f*ck that is. I wish that algorithm did think I was interesting enough to want to date a thai lady - regardless of her tooth to gum ratio.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu 19 Nov 2015, 4:36 pm

ShahenshahG wrote: Dolphin you imbecile. We all know that but Sean didn't know that we knew. It was funny seeing him condemn himself each time he complained about the adverts.

To be honest, my view of pretty much all of you is that opening an internet page is about the limit of your understanding with computers.

I truly can't believe Galted uses a computer by himself. He wouldn't master it.

by **Galted** Thu 19 Nov 2015, 5:35 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:But he swam in her parents pool?

Yep, and your mate ate chips off a girls back whilst he was sh*gging her.

It's not me with the Thai brides by the way. My money is on Jules or Superfly.

I keep getting adverts for Sage online accounts and payroll or SAP.

I did swim in her parents' pool.

And I just made an excellent post about her and boxes. I didn't mention her by name though to protect her identity.

by **Galted** Thu 19 Nov 2015, 5:43 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Sounds like a good plan Tino, let me know if you need me to wrangle the law. Happy to do so if it means bringing a terrorist cell to it's knees.

I've practically got my team together.

Me: I'll write the algorithm

You: Deal with the finer details of the law

Superfly: He can be your tea lady as you deal with the finer details of the law

Jules: He can correct my grammar as we go along

Shah: Key man. My Trojan horse. The man with insider knowledge of jihad and everything it encompasses

Jeff: Can supply some more Trojan horses via his job as a facilitator of illegal immigrants

LD: Can build us a swimming pool to relax in as we destroy ISIS

SerialDAVE: Can be sent into Syria/Iraq to deliver the message personally to Abu Bakr-Baghdadi or whatever his name his. A slightly deranged man wearing nothing but tattoos, a SLAYER t-shirt and the blood of slaughtered prostitutes might save us all a lot of work.

Galted: Can be our IT geek. Get all our IT infrastructure up and running. By that, I mean we will get a real IT professional in, but Galted can make sure the printer is always topped up with A4. He can run out to Pret and get us a coffee as well for the late nights.

Sean: Can supply some booze for us. And supply us with endless ~~lies~~ anecdotes about his sexual prowess to keep our spirits up

Dolphin: Not really worked out a clear role for him yet. Hard to place a fully grown man who like WRASSLIN in a team of such skilled operators tasked with bringing stability to the Middle-East. Maybe he can join Galted on the Pret run?

Adam: Can sit in the corner with massive comedy shoes on, a jazzy bow tie and a flower in his lapel that squirts out water.

Sorted.

I'm not putting a foot inside Pret, Prets are second only to the Sloane Square market for sheer wankiness. I don't mind going to Wrap-It-Up but I want the money up front and it's tough sh1t if it's not exact as I'm not giving change (except to Jeff).

I can also nick laptops (pcs & screens as well if I can persuade the courier - he's a huge racist so shouldn't be hard to convince). I can also get the angry Kiwi involved if you want any bunkers destroyed from the inside. And the cat's training is coming along nicely as well, I bleed daily.

by Rowley Thu 19 Nov 2015, 6:28 pm

superflyweight wrote:I've currently got an ad for Legal Week - whatever the f*ck that is. I wish that algorithm did think I was interesting enough to want to date a thai lady - regardless of her tooth to gum ratio.

I've got an ad for a University. Can't decide how to interpret this, even my search history suggests I am the erudite, academic type, or a cretin who needs to go back to school.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 19 Nov 2015, 8:22 pm

Rowley wrote:
superflyweight wrote:I've currently got an ad for Legal Week - whatever the f*ck that is. I wish that algorithm did think I was interesting enough to want to date a thai lady - regardless of her tooth to gum ratio.

I've got an ad for a University. Can't decide how to interpret this, even my search history suggests I am the erudite, academic type, or a cretin who needs to go back to school.

Or its your most commonly used route for smuggling immigrants in?

by Rowley Thu 19 Nov 2015, 8:56 pm

Underside of trucks at Immingham has never let me down yet Shah. Should never over complicate things.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 20 Nov 2015, 6:27 am

Morning Shah

I have banners for software companies... I lead a quite unremarkable life online.

FIst

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 20 Nov 2015, 6:46 am

Just realised Shah is off today.

So good morning early starting cup members.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 20 Nov 2015, 7:51 am

Sicond. Morning Rick the Writ. Habit is a mofo as have been awake since 530.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 20 Nov 2015, 7:54 am

I know what you mean, still at least it means you can get more nothing into your day mate...

Any plans, or just some occasional scratching?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 20 Nov 2015, 7:55 am

Morning flowers.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 20 Nov 2015, 8:01 am

Happy Friday Tino the wino. Pretty much rick. A few more books as well I think. Going to get shot of me old car today so hopefully that goes smoothly then the hunt begins for a new car.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 20 Nov 2015, 8:26 am

Morning. May have to re-stock our drink supplies for the operation.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 20 Nov 2015, 8:26 am

Morning Tino, good weekend ahead, or sprog centric?

What car you thinking Shah

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