The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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JuliusHMarx wrote:Angelo was Brotherhood of Man, not ABBA.

"Angelo" and "Fernando" they sang both of them but this f*cking thing must be defective

And No TLD the problem is with our computers it seems. I.T. are running around like headless infidels.

Yes, Netflix, Sean.

Considering it's a documentary series, it's incredibly gripping.

Documentary???? Pah. Only ones I watch are river monsters and aircrash investigation.

£1.40 for a pot of gravy.

C&B to that, I'll make my own.

seanmichaels wrote:Only ones I watch are river monsters and aircrash investigation.

I love River Monsters. That Jeremy chap is a hero of mine.

You can come round mine and watch it, Sean. You're always welcome.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Only ones I watch are river monsters and aircrash investigation.

I love River Monsters.  That Jeremy chap is a hero of mine.

You can come round mine and watch it, Sean.  You're always welcome.

Congratulations, you've pulled - made more impressive that you did it without buying tino dinner first.

He's hoping Tina will be serving chips in his favored position

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Only ones I watch are river monsters and aircrash investigation.

I love River Monsters.  That Jeremy chap is a hero of mine.

You can come round mine and watch it, Sean.  You're always welcome.

Congratulations, you've pulled - made more impressive that you did it without buying tino dinner first.

Tino know's there won't be any chance of penetration with Sean's micro-Winkle.

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Only ones I watch are river monsters and aircrash investigation.

I love River Monsters.  That Jeremy chap is a hero of mine.

You can come round mine and watch it, Sean.  You're always welcome.

Congratulations, you've pulled - made more impressive that you did it without buying tino dinner first.

Not everything is about Sean being a gayer, Shah.

We can sit and watch River Monsters together. There doesn't have to be any bumming involved.

Well said Tina, far better to not have any pressure, just see how things develop.

Sean is involved, i thought that automatically meant you'd be getting sexed? This isn't just any man, this is sean.

Alistair wrote:Sean is involved, i thought that automatically meant you'd be getting sexed? This isn't just any man, this is sean.

I reckon I can resist him.

Thousands have tried and failed, but I reckon I can.

What if he walks in your home, clutching a bag of chips; that cheesy, slightly concerning smile, vomit all over his shirt and shoes? You're a man of steel if you can resist that.

Don't be so certain Tina, A Jorgen Klopp look a like in an old mans coat with 8 pints of Orangeboom down his neck would be a difficult proposition for anyone to resit for any length of time.

Alistair wrote:What if he walks in your home, clutching a bag of chips; that cheesy, slightly concerning smile, vomit all over his shirt and shoes? You're a man of steel if you can resist that.

If he is wearing his Tech by Tumi coat, I shall ask the game keeper to shoot him before he gets near the front door.

I imagine Wax Jackets and Tweed are more par for the course round your neck of the woods.

Rowley wrote:Don't be so certain Tina, A Jorgen Klopp look a like in an old mans coat with 8 pints of Orangeboom down his neck would be a difficult proposition for anyone to resit for any length of time.

Disappointing, though i'm sure you were trembling as you typed...

It's a post about having sex with Sean, even Susie Dent would be forgiven the odd spelling mistake.

Rowley wrote:I imagine Wax Jackets and Tweed are more par for the course round your neck of the woods.

And racist old people.

I may take Sean to meet Mr Dharmasina who runs the village shop.

Sean isn't a racist. He had one of them in his cricket team for a few years.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Alistair wrote:What if he walks in your home, clutching a bag of chips; that cheesy, slightly concerning smile, vomit all over his shirt and shoes? You're a man of steel if you can resist that.

If he is wearing his Tech by Tumi coat, I shall ask the game keeper to shoot him before he gets near the front door.

The zip has broken on the Tech by Tumi. It had also become a bit faded. I have replaced it with a John Partridge & Co Ltd. I have had several complimentary comments since it was purchased.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Alistair wrote:What if he walks in your home, clutching a bag of chips; that cheesy, slightly concerning smile, vomit all over his shirt and shoes? You're a man of steel if you can resist that.

If he is wearing his Tech by Tumi coat, I shall ask the game keeper to shoot him before he gets near the front door.

The zip has broken on the Tech by Tumi. It had also become a bit faded. I have replaced it with a John Partridge & Co Ltd. I have had several complimentary comments since it was purchased.

http://www.johnpartridge.com/collections/mens/products/heathland-with-leather

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Sean isn't a racist.  He had one of them in his cricket team for a few years.

We had 2 actually, both hugely disappointing although neither were paid. We also had one from south africa who looks a bit like Eazy E. He was a nice chap but kept asking me why I drank and what I thought the Lord would think of my drinking.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Sean isn't a racist.  He had one of them in his cricket team for a few years.

We had 2 actually, both hugely disappointing although neither were paid. We also had one from south africa who looks a bit like Eazy E. He was a nice chap but kept asking me why I drank and what I thought the Lord would think of my drinking.

Should have said the lord would be pleased. I think the church of England has significant shares in the industry.

Affurs (person and why newsworthy):

1. Lyric - Saturday night, I feel the air is getting hot, like you baby

2.

Spoiler:

3. Lyric - For the grand city hall in New York. 'Twas a wonderful craft, she was rigged fore-and-aft.

4.

Spoiler:

Alistair wrote:

Rowley wrote:Don't be so certain Tina, A Jorgen Klopp look a like in an old mans coat with 8 pints of Orangeboom down his neck would be a difficult proposition for anyone to resit for any length of time.

Disappointing, though i'm sure you were trembling as you typed...

Under normal circumstances I'm sure being bummed would render Tina unable to resit for some time but as Shah's helpfully (albeit unnecessarily) pointed out, we're talking about Sean's micro pen!s so it's unlikely Tina would suffer and damage (or feel the damned thing going in in the first place*)


* Not that it would ever happen cos Tina's not that way inclined, he's just being polite to Sean in full knowledge that even though Sean's a bumming enthusiast Tina's simply invited him round to watch telly and Sean should have the f*cking decency to reign his urges in for a bit. Don't know if I've mentioned this but Tina's still my favourite.

1. Whigfield - Saturday Night (I have a Happy Hardcore version on vinyl!)

correct cane!

Whig - is it owt to do with Donald Trump? (I haven't even looked at the other clues)

DAVE667 wrote:Whig - is it owt to do with Donald Trump? (I haven't even looked at the other clues)

It is good but it is not right.

I think the lady was Danish, is it pastries?

That is rubbish

2. Rab C Nesbitt

correct cane.

3 is Irish Rover is it not?

Jacket potato cheese beans pot of grapes.

6/10

Stan Lee has made a new TV series with Jame Nesbitt if that is it?

4 is James

Looking more likely then Jules...

rick_dagless wrote:Stan Lee has made a new TV series with Jame Nesbitt if that is it?

Lucky Man.

That's the one Alistair

Jules and Rick correct.

Clue -

Spoiler:

Always mix him up with that other man, the Irish one.

Paddy Ashdown?

Nesbitt is sh!te...plays himself in everything and unfortunately he's an unbearably smug c*nt who ruins everything he's in.

My disappointment at him not dying during the Hobbit (either in the film itself or during filming) has saddened me immeasurably. Even his hilarious new hair doesn't make up for him being an irritant of some note.

seanmichaels wrote:Paddy Ashdown?

John Hannah.

Union Cane wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Paddy Ashdown?

John Hannah.

He's a jock.

seanmichaels wrote:

Union Cane wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Paddy Ashdown?

John Hannah.

He's a jock.

That's him.

DAVE667 wrote:Nesbitt is sh!te...plays himself in everything and unfortunately he's an unbearably smug c*nt who ruins everything he's in.

My disappointment at him not dying during the Hobbit (either in the film itself or during filming) has saddened me immeasurably. Even his hilarious new hair doesn't make up for him being an irritant of some note.

Hugh Jackman is good though. And a thoroughly nice gent to boot.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Nesbitt is sh!te...plays himself in everything and unfortunately he's an unbearably smug c*nt who ruins everything he's in.

My disappointment at him not dying during the Hobbit (either in the film itself or during filming) has saddened me immeasurably. Even his hilarious new hair doesn't make up for him being an irritant of some note.

Hugh Jackman is good though. And a thoroughly nice gent to boot.

With excellent sunglass etiquette

ShahenshahG wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Nesbitt is sh!te...plays himself in everything and unfortunately he's an unbearably smug c*nt who ruins everything he's in.

My disappointment at him not dying during the Hobbit (either in the film itself or during filming) has saddened me immeasurably. Even his hilarious new hair doesn't make up for him being an irritant of some note.

Hugh Jackman is good though. And a thoroughly nice gent to boot.

With excellent sunglass etiquette

Indeed. His future's so bright he has to wear shades.

Hugh Jackman is a c*nt.