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or for Rick...

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

It's a shame Jules is dead, I was hoping he would like my word play. My timing sucks. It seems that everyone is dead other than you and me, Galts. Sad times.

If this was a movie we'd be finding the bodies one after the other: Super first, then Rick, then Julius.  Jeff above them all.  Maybe a skeleton in lycra to remind us of kingraf.  We'd suspect each other more and more as each corpse was uncovered but it would turn out that serialDAVE had snuck back onto the thread and was hiding somewhere with his favourite hammer.

Dave hasn't got to Jules, which is a relief. I can't say the same for Super or riCK. I imagine Super, being Scottish, would at least put up a fight before being overcome by the sheer ferocity of Dave and getting shived in the neck by a sharpened tooth brush.

Jules wrote: Hey Tino! Hope you don't mind me PM'ing you. Great word play - so good I almost jizzed. Glad I'm not the only person in complete command of the English language on here. Sorry I can't be with you today, I am being fitted up for some new tighty whitey tennis shorts. Extra long to contain my old chap. Anyway, have a great day and thanks for the hornet pictures. I will reciprocate with the Galtova ones later". Love ya!

Very hurtful that Julius doesn't DM me so poignantly. Or send me photos of Galtova.

Galted wrote:

Very hurtful that Julius doesn't DM me so poignantly. Or send me photos of Galtova.

I bet he hasn't told you about the other forum where we all meet up has he? Dave is there, Jeff, Shah, Seany. It's a riot.

Jules said he was going to tell you about it.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Very hurtful that Julius doesn't DM me so poignantly. Or send me photos of Galtova.

I bet he hasn't told you about the other forum where we all meet up has he? Dave is there, Jeff, Shah, Seany. It's a riot.

Jules said he was going to tell you about it.

I don't think those were my exact words

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Very hurtful that Julius doesn't DM me so poignantly. Or send me photos of Galtova.

I bet he hasn't told you about the other forum where we all meet up has he? Dave is there, Jeff, Shah, Seany. It's a riot.

Jules said he was going to tell you about it.

I don't think those were my exact words

Yeah but "don't tell that silly c*nt Galted about our other forum" is pretty harsh, Jules.

Forgot to add Shah and Sean to the list of corpses.

Galted wrote:Forgot to add Shah and Sean to the list of corpses.

They say Hi

Shah would be a backpack bombing and Sean a ride-on lawnmower self mowing so nothing untoward there. It's only the discovery of Super with an Innocent Smoothie carton in his hand which would arouse any suspicion.

Morning folks, rare for me to be on first - or fist - and start the week. An unexpected joy of the weekend was stumbling across a tremendous film on tv that I had not seen before - Dog Day Afternoon. Based on true events concerning a botched bank robbery in early '70s America. Great story and performances to match from Pacino, Cazale and several supporting players.

Sicond <elbow>

Have seen Dog Day Afternoon (also stumbled upon it) and agree very much with guildford's review. Any movie from Jon Cazale's all-to-brief career is worth a watch.

Tird.
It's said to be a classic although I've never watched it. Serpico is another brilliant Pacino film from that era.

Hi Guildford, Galted and Julius.

Yes that's a classic film. There's something about those 70s American films with the gritty criminal characters and that chilling tension when things go wrong that I thoroughly enjoy watching. Also like the Brooklyn setting and the generally raw and gloomy tone of that era... much like some scenes in The French Connection.

Serpico. That's another one I saw recently also based on a true story. Great acting in both films. The housewives always seemed to get a raw deal it should be noted. Tough times in the hood back then.

Serpico is a great film. I'll give a prize to anyone that can tell me which hugely popular mind 90's film has a reference to Serpico in it.

PJ - did you see any of the rugby this weekend? I know NZ put 20 points on you but there is a Aussie team emerging there. Still think you need some outright power and aggression in the forwards but there are some real signs that you're turning into a rugby team again for the first time in years.

Although the player of the game was Caleb Clarke, the young AB. Good grief, what a player he looks to be.

Yes Tino. It was fairly disappointing but not unexpected. Makes it worse when your Mum is a Kiwi and she keeps saying the ABs "look vulnerable".
Caleb Clarke was unstoppable. Our blokes falling off him like flies. Too much dropped ball and the inevitable scoreline 27-7 occurred.

I went out to the NRL match on Saturday. Saw half of the women's match (Broncos-Roosters)... no quarter given with those girls. Tough wimmin!
The main game was something else. I was surrounded by Souths supporters but hoping for a Panthers win. So much emotion and carrying on by some. Had to laugh. I did my best to appear neutral. Glad Penrith won but I think the Storm will have too much for them next weekend.

Morning, all.

Loma was confusing, Lopez was class.

Nice review GB

Morning.

I'm not dead and no self-respecting Scot would allow themselves to be killed by a homicidal maniac from Bradford with a sharpened toothbrush and a frankly appalling taste in music.

You watch the boxing, supes?

Are you self-respecting, supes?

rIck_dAgless wrote:You watch the boxing, supes?

I didn't see it. Was away all last week and completely forgot that it was on. Fairly big shock.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Are you self-respecting, supes?

No, but I'm full of big talk as DAVE is dead and he's not quite as scary.

Looks like this fist might be both an unmichaelsing and a michaelsing, for that is the way of the morning tea society.

Sicond for tea.

My post was relevant for all of 5 minutes.

Tino wrote:Serpico is a great film. I'll give a prize to anyone that can tell me which hugely popular mind 90's film has a reference to Serpico in it.

Nobody want a prize? F*ck off then you bunch of c*nts.

Morning all.

I do want a prize but I wasn't sure what a "mind 90's film" was.

This is the way.

JuliusHMarx wrote:I do want a prize but I wasn't sure what a "mind 90's film" was.

Oh for the sake of f*ck.

It was better when I was dead.

I don't know, Tino.

I don't know which f*cking film it was.

There.

Are you happy?

Are you happy that I don't know?

Are you happy that everybody else knows that I don't know?

Galted wrote:I don't know, Tino.

I don't know which f*cking film it was.

There.

Are you happy?

Are you happy that I don't know?

Are you happy that everybody else knows that I don't know?

Blimey. Where did that come from?

Someone give Galted a hug. He seems on edge.

I don't know either Galted. Probably some pretentious art house w*nk-fest, knowing Tino.

I may or may not know the answer - I'm the Schrodinger's cat of this thread. Tina isn't because he definitely knows the answer and he is definitely dead.

JuliusHMarx wrote:I don't know either Galted. Probably some pretentious art house w*nk-fest, knowing Tino.

Definitely not art house and probably not pretentious. I wouldn't say it was worth w*nking over either. I wouldn't have w*nked over it in the mi(n)d 90's for sure as I had other options back then. Could probably get a quick one in over it now though even though there is no nudity.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I don't know either Galted. Probably some pretentious art house w*nk-fest, knowing Tino.

Definitely not art house and probably not pretentious. I wouldn't say it was worth w*nking over either. I wouldn't have w*nked over it in the mi(n)d 90's for sure as I had other options back then. Could probably get a quick one in over it now though even though there is no nudity.

That rules out Driving Miss Daisy.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I don't know either Galted. Probably some pretentious art house w*nk-fest, knowing Tino.

Definitely not art house and probably not pretentious. I wouldn't say it was worth w*nking over either. I wouldn't have w*nked over it in the mi(n)d 90's for sure as I had other options back then. Could probably get a quick one in over it now though even though there is no nudity.

That rules out Driving Miss Daisy.

l*l out loud. Glad you're back, Glated. Thought we had lost you for a moment earlier.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I don't know either Galted. Probably some pretentious art house w*nk-fest, knowing Tino.

Definitely not art house and probably not pretentious. I wouldn't say it was worth w*nking over either. I wouldn't have w*nked over it in the mi(n)d 90's for sure as I had other options back then. Could probably get a quick one in over it now though even though there is no nudity.

That rules out Driving Miss Daisy.

l*l out loud. Glad you're back, Glated. Thought we had lost you for a moment earlier.

Cheers, Tino. It's great to be back.

Any more clues? My working half-day has been put on hold for this.

Independence Day

I keep thinking back to Se7en, but the w*nking reference has thrown me a bit, imagining the contents of the box have always been excellent w*nking material.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Tino wrote:Serpico is a great film. I'll give a prize to anyone that can tell me which hugely popular mind 90's film has a reference to Serpico in it.

Nobody want a prize? F*ck off then you bunch of c*nts.

Morning all.

Morning Tino, I was so full of respect for you / sad enough [delete as appropriate] that I sought the answer on imdb last night. However, having resorted to such underhand methods, I didn't think it was the done thing to then try and claim a prize. I still don't but as no one else has come up with anything, I believe it's The Usual Suspects with the line, ''You gone straight? Say it ain't so!''.

Hope that works and calms things down. Maybe I should try Manchester next.

Galted wrote:

Any more clues?  My working half-day has been put on hold for this.

It is a cop based film. Has a nonce in it.

Galted wrote:I keep thinking back to Se7en, but the last bit of the w*nking reference has thrown me a bit, imagining the contents of the box have always been excellent w*nking material.

There it is.

On Pitt's second day on the beat - he wakes up and tells his wife that "Serpico's got to go".

guildfordbat wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Tino wrote:Serpico is a great film. I'll give a prize to anyone that can tell me which hugely popular mind 90's film has a reference to Serpico in it.

Nobody want a prize? F*ck off then you bunch of c*nts.

Morning all.

Morning Tino, I was so full of respect for you / sad enough [delete as appropriate] that I sought the answer on imdb last night. However, having resorted to such underhand methods, I didn't think it was the done thing to then try and claim a prize. I still don't but as no one else has come up with anything, I believe it's The Usual Suspects with the line, ''You gone straight? Say it ain't so!''.

Hope that works and calms things down. Maybe I should try Manchester next.

Your answer is way more intelligent and well thought out than mine, GB.

I am more your Roy Walker say what you see kind of guy.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:I keep thinking back to Se7en, but the last bit of the w*nking reference has thrown me a bit, imagining the contents of the box have always been excellent w*nking material.

There it is.

On Pitt's second day on the beat - he wakes up and tells his wife that "Serpico's got to go".

Don't recall the line but I will happily take any credit due.

I think you may want to amend your answer so that it fits in with guildford's. We don't want to incur his wrath.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:I keep thinking back to Se7en, but the last bit of the w*nking reference has thrown me a bit, imagining the contents of the box have always been excellent w*nking material.

There it is.

On Pitt's second day on the beat - he wakes up and tells his wife that "Serpico's got to go".

Don't recall the line but I will happily take any credit due.

Prize coming your way, G-Unit.

It's a box. Don't open the box.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:I keep thinking back to Se7en, but the last bit of the w*nking reference has thrown me a bit, imagining the contents of the box have always been excellent w*nking material.

There it is.

On Pitt's second day on the beat - he wakes up and tells his wife that "Serpico's got to go".

Don't recall the line but I will happily take any credit due.

Prize coming your way, G-Unit.

It's a box. Don't open the box.

Noooo, what's in the box?

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:I keep thinking back to Se7en, but the last bit of the w*nking reference has thrown me a bit, imagining the contents of the box have always been excellent w*nking material.

There it is.

On Pitt's second day on the beat - he wakes up and tells his wife that "Serpico's got to go".

Don't recall the line but I will happily take any credit due.

Prize coming your way, G-Unit.

It's a box. Don't open the box.

Noooo, what's in the box?

Joe Biden's used face mask.

Galted wrote:I think you may want to amend your answer so that it fits in with guildford's.  We don't want to incur his wrath.

No problem. Tino's reference to Roy Walker was more than an adequate prize.

'Roy Walker' is Tino's catchphrase.

JuliusHMarx wrote:'Roy Walker' is Tino's catchphrase.

Say what you see, Jules.

I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
And I've seen pigs all sitting watching picture slides
But I've never seen nothing like you, Tino

I once saw a man with an artificial leg and a boy with a harelip on the very same day.