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I think I should have the thread split on account of not having had one for years.

rIck_dAgless wrote:In slightly interesting news, if anyone remembers me saying about the police officer in my apartment block who go caught shoplifting.

He has now received a 2.5 year custodial stretch for stealing over 12k worth of evidence.

Anyway, as you were.

Starting to wonder if there are any good apples.

Absolutely loads, Galts, there are some wonderful people about, just stay on here, and stay off the golf/politics boards.

This guy was a bit antagonistic to say the least, and now it seems like he was compensating i expect.

Good apples always come fist

There's probably a joke about worms and early birds in there somewhere but it's beyond the scope of my wit.

lostinwales wrote:Good apples always come fist

Core blimey, you pipped us to it.
Tird.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

lostinwales wrote:Good apples always come fist

Core blimey, you pipped us to it.
Tird.

There is probably a terrible joke about this being the reason that girls like bad apples

Sh*t on here today

Lets fist again, like we did last... yesterday

There ain't no cure for the sicond time blues...

Bronze for me, to match my magnificent thighs.

michaels return to the board seems to have spooked this place.

I just assumed half the board will be stroking one out to Steven Gerrard

rIck_dAgless wrote:I just assumed half the board will be stroking one out to Steven Gerrard

I had a quick glance at the anything goes thread on the golf board and that seems to be pretty much what is happening there.

I might have to venture over to Jeff's t**tter account.

His first response was to retweet the unveiling of Gerrard, his next one was #gerrardout

Classic Jeff...

rIck_dAgless wrote:His first response was to retweet the unveiling of Gerrard, his next one was #gerrardout

Classic Jeff...

That's why we all love Geoff/Jeff.

Galted wrote:Bronze for me, to match my magnificent thighs.

Galted, 2 things for you.

1) I went to school with a guy who played footy with Steven Gerrard. That is a true story. My mate was the business at football and Gerrard played some county stuff a few years above his age group and played a couple of games with my mate. My mate is now a painter and decorator in Sen Telens.

2) John Hartson said that Aston Villa could fit in Rangers back pocket. I thought that was quite amusing but would like to get the opinion of a Villa fan such as yourself?

lostinwales wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:I just assumed half the board will be stroking one out to Steven Gerrard

I had a quick glance at the anything goes thread on the golf board and that seems to be pretty much what is happening there.

Just had a look, immediately regretted it.

rIck_dAgless wrote:

lostinwales wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:I just assumed half the board will be stroking one out to Steven Gerrard

I had a quick glance at the anything goes thread on the golf board and that seems to be pretty much what is happening there.

Just had a look, immediately regretted it.

Its not a bad as the cricket board which is usually a bastion of level headedness and solid debate. The response to England losing a game of cricket to a phenomenally good side is almost painful. Imperial Ghosty Hammersmith Harrier Soul Requiem needs to take a few deep breathes before posting. Never good to post when you're clearly over emotional about something.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Bronze for me, to match my magnificent thighs.

Galted, 2 things for you.

1) I went to school with a guy who played footy with Steven Gerrard. That is a true story. My mate was the business at football and Gerrard played some county stuff a few years above his age group and played a couple of games with my mate. My mate is now a painter and decorator in Sen Telens.

2) John Hartson said that Aston Villa could fit in Rangers back pocket. I thought that was quite amusing but would like to get the opinion of a Villa fan such as yourself?

Quality post, Tino, really getting the thread going again.

Not too surprising about Hartson, these Celtic types can get a bit over-protective about their precious things.  I'm sure Tw*tter is about to crack under the weight of the 'who's a bigger club out of Rangers and Villa?' cat-fight.  Clearly it's Villa who have been European champions before and don't have to make regular trips to Inverness and Cowdenbeath.  Not forgetting that Villa count the likes of Tom Hanks, Jeff, Prince William, Nigel Kennedy and myself amongst their support.

Good Gerard anecdote to boot.  I have a friend who was in the same class with John Terry.  She never played football with him but she did say that he wasn't the sharpest pencil in the box.  She is Chinese though so might be lying to sow discord amongst white people.

Galted wrote:

Good Gerard anecdote to boot.  I have a friend who was in the same class with John Terry.  She never played football with him but she did say that he wasn't the sharpest pencil in the box.  She is Chinese though so might be lying to sow discord amongst white people.

Did he shag her whilst going out with someone else at the time?

I doubt it. She's more into the rapping sort.

Jeff followed me on twitter and Tom Hanks didn't. Other than that, I have no opinion on Rangers, Gerrard or Villa.

superflyweight wrote:Jeff followed me on twitter and Tom Hanks didn't.  Other than that, I have no opinion on Rangers, Gerrard or Villa.  

So you're on Tw*tter. Interesting.

So same age as me, lives in Edinburgh, lawyer (not even the best lawyer in the household).

Now I find you're followed by Rowley/Rowley on Tw*tter.

Jeez, I remember when stalking took skill, dedication and patience. You're making things very easy these days.

Those dick pics were accidental - the phone went off in my pocket.

Afternoon kaffirs. I'm not F W De Clerk.

Obviously not De Klerk either. What a terrible stroke of luck dying at the same time as someone with almost exactly the same name. People are bound to get the two mixed up.

Nor am I FW de Klerk, who died on the same day as F W De Clerk, F W De Klerk, F W de Clerk, F W de Klerk, FW De Clerk, FW De Klerk and FW de Clerk.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Nor am I FW de Klerk, who died on the same day as F W De Clerk, F W De Klerk, F W de Clerk, F W de Klerk, FW De Clerk, FW De Klerk and FW de Clerk.

I didn't know he had died. Good job SA are out of the WC cricket or they would be struggling for a decent wicket keeper.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Nor am I FW de Klerk, who died on the same day as F W De Clerk, F W De Klerk, F W de Clerk, F W de Klerk, FW De Clerk, FW De Klerk and FW de Clerk.

I didn't know he had died. Good job SA are out of the WC cricket or they would be struggling for a decent wicket keeper.

Read it as Faf de Klerk, immediate reaction was that the Scotland SA game would be postponed and remove a third of my Saturday's enjoyment.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Nor am I FW de Klerk, who died on the same day as F W De Clerk, F W De Klerk, F W de Clerk, F W de Klerk, FW De Clerk, FW De Klerk and FW de Clerk.

I didn't know he had died. Good job SA are out of the WC cricket or they would be struggling for a decent wicket keeper.

Read it as Faf de Klerk, immediate reaction was that the Scotland SA game would be postponed and remove a third of my Saturday's enjoyment.

I remember years ago spamming the cricket board about Quinton De Kock. Came up with all sorts of amusing comments about squeezing De Kock in and has anyone ever seen De Kock.

Met with utter silence. Not one single response. It has taken me about 5 years and one death to risk posting back on there.

I feel your loneliness, I'm regularly ignored on the cricket, football and rugby boards.

Posted an excellent Steve Bruce story I nicked off Tw*tter the other day and not a word.

De Kock is huge in SA.

JuliusHMarx wrote:De Kock is huge in SA.

YES!

That's the spirit, Jules.

Of all the SA batsman, De Kock is the most explosive.

De Kock plays Action Netball.

superflyweight wrote:De Kock plays Action Netball.  

Clever.

The good thing about De Kock is that his head is always held high.

True, Jules. But I would say that motivation can be an issue for him. Certainly De Kock has struggled to get up on occasions.

De Kock's helmet is green.

Always love it when De Kock rips the pegs off on a stumping. And the look on the batsman's face...

Galted wrote:De Kock's helmet is green.

L*l out loud.

Pal Joey wrote:Always love it when De Kock rips the pegs off on a stumping. And the look on the batsman's face...

Also l*l out loud.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:True, Jules. But I would say that motivation can be an issue for him. Certainly De Kock has struggled to get up on occasions.

Yes, occasionally someone needs to get a firm grip on De Kock.

This is a bit off piste, but I remember a chat before about having a sore testi. In a bit of a rush to get to work and wasn’t sure I had my boxers on the right way. Boxers were the right way. Can you have a ball sack hernia?

Nope.

Thanks

Fist for Friday

I sicond that.

Tird

Fort. May I just add that you don't want to rub De Kock up the wrong way.